they're like actually mom and son

  • Mom: you do realize they aren't your actual kids right?
  • Me: um I'm pretty sure I birthed nct dream. I'm like preetttyyy sure I pushed those little angels out of my hooha in a hospital room and all doped up and personally signed each and every one of their birth certificates after I ejected them from my down there like I'm pretty damn sure they're my sons like those are your grandsons how can you say that?