they're just so out of place

anonymous asked:

me: ah yes, I'm out of retail hell, I'm working security at a rehabilitation center this is great-- visitors: what do you mean I can't bring my friend/family homemade cigarettes? Why can't you discharge them for a few hours so we can go drink even though that's what they're in here to get help for in the first place? Oh I was just going to give them a few pills, it won't hurt right? Stupidity. Stupidity everywhere.

stupid things the orchestral instruments do when they're performing
  • violins: they do this dramatic swaying thing and sometimes the performers' faces look like they caught a whiff of something that isn't good or bad but it's iffy as hell
  • violas: they drop their instrument real low, like almost so that the scroll is hitting their knee, and they almost hop out of their chairs. it's kind of intimidating
  • cellos: classic cello headbang
  • basses: that head thing djs at discos do
  • oboe: my god they're like the violins on steroids. they move all over the place and their expression just becomes more and more pained as their solo goes on. don't even get me STARTED on the eyebrows
  • clarinet: like the oboe but slightly more chilled out
  • flute: they lean forward and bob their heads as they AGGRESSIVELY spit into their instruments
  • bassoon: sometimes they close their eyes and start kind of dancing really passionately with their instrument and it's kind of uncomfortable to watch
  • the entire brass section: they sit fairly still compared to the other instruments, but they're still guilty of excessive eyebrow raising and lots of disapproving squints as they realize they're playing out of tune and everybody heard it
  • percussion: they get really excited before they get to play their one note like they'll hop around and start dancing and bobbing their head before their triangle part and it's adorable
  • piano: headbanging, head bobbing, swaying, pained expression (usually no eyebrow raises, though), and they sometimes drop their heads so that it looks like they're sniffing the keys

Imagine a bare-faced Jungkook sitting alone in his computer chair, lips pursed, beanie in place, circle glasses slipping down his nose, just click-click-clicking away as he edits his Jimin clips from their Japan trip. Humming along to the background song. I’m soft.

What if the entirety of both infinity war movies involves most of the avengers fighting Thanos or whatever and then every 10 minutes or so it just cuts to T’Challa, Sam, Bucky, and Steve hanging out at T’Challa’s place and doing mundane things like playing video games and baking and it’s all quiet apart from the sound of three separate ringtones going off in the background. 

Houses When They Have A Crush
  • Gryffindor: May be considered the 'brave' house, but they just try to hint at their feelings with words or actions and hope the other person figures it out. Or they're the reason the whole 'they tease you because they like you' thing started.
  • Hufflepuff: Lingerers af. If they see their crush anywhere, they will find some excuse to stay at that place and just pass back and forth, hoping for a wave or something.
  • Ravenclaw: Asking questions until they find a similar interest to fangirl/boy over. Then hoping their crush feels the same 'passion' and maybe find their excitement cute.
  • Slytherin: Accidentally remembering little details. Sometimes, they'll file it away so they can bring it up casually in future conversations like "wait, you love this too?"

neil probably gets so overwhelmed with rushes of affection over how cute his bf actually is like when andrew wears neil’s hoodies and his fingertips barely peek out of the sleeves or when they’re on the rooftop and the weather is kinda cold and andrew’s cheeks are flushed and there’s a beanie loosely on his head or when andrew’s hair is sticking out in tufts all over the place in the morning so neil just can’t help but croak out “yes or no?” and rushes to cradle andrew’s face in gentle hands and place butterfly kisses all over his face when andrew gives his consent and andrew lets out an “i hate you” through gritted teeth every time but neil knows he loves it and andrew knows he knows.

You hear it now too, don’t you? The song is now yours, just as the story has always been yours. And with this final piece, your understanding of these impossible events is complete. Like I said before, you’re ready now. Darkness surrounds you, but be not afraid. After all, you’re going to win. We know that much. But that is the limit of my knowledge. You’re all caught up now. Whatever happens next, well, we’ll just have to find out… Together
—  Griffin McElroy
  • Mom: Honey, come here please!
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Mom: *Gestures to the home page of YouTube on AppleTV*
  • Me: Oh fuck.
  • Mom's boyfriend Brent: Ahh, not too fond of the male gender huh?
  • Me: Uhm...
  • Brent: Relax kid, I'm not here to judge like a homophobic asshole. However, I'm probably a horrible dad since I placed bets on whether my daughter had a girlfriend or not. When she came out I told her about it, but boy was her reaction priceless! Totally worth it.
  • Mom: We're okay with this, but I don't need your younger siblings and cousins to be watching these videos just yet. There's no doubt that they're constantly curious and will click on anything that piques their interests.
  • Little brother: But the gay side of YouTube is the best side of YouTube. Tyler Oakley is the best person ever! So is Troye, Connor, Joey, and everyone else.
  • Little sister: Stevie & Ally are way too cute! Also the Gay Women Channel are hilarious!
  • Me: In my defense, I didn't tell them about these people or encourage them whatsoever to watch them.
  • Mom: *Sighs and shakes head*
  • Brent: A lot of Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow videos are popping up. I will never be able to watch those Pitch Perfect movies ever again without my Bechloe goggles on.
  • Me: I like you.
  • Brent: If you like me now, you'll love me soon enough. Your mom told me that you're obsessed with that lesbian vampire web series. Well since she says she doesn't have the time to watch it. How about we binge watch it right now?
  • Me: You my friend, are going to regret this.
  • Brent: I sat down and watched all of Faking It for my daughter's sake. I'm sure I can handle 72 episodes that are less than 6 minutes long.
  • Me: Well actually 84 episodes because there's season 1, 2, and 0.
  • Brent: What does this fandom do with their lives?
  • Me: Don't ask that question or else I'll be dragging you down this garbage chute with me.
  • Little sister: Sin. That's all that fandom ever does.
  • Brent: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Little brother: ...
  • Me: No clue what she's talking about.

Class Reunion AU. Everyone from their batch knew how much Will Solace and Nico di Angelo hated each other back during highschool.

So, when their reunion took place fifteen years later, none of their batchmates ever expected for the two to get along so well with each other much less find out that they’re actually…engaged?

Just what had happened during those fifteen years?

I’m just thinking about Stan during those ten years between getting kicked out and getting Ford’s postcard, and I just

Stan who’s a little whiffy and a lot slouchy and grouchy and he has terrible clothes and hair and a paunch and he gives the impression of just being generally unimpressive. Stan who is too big and too much of a Presence to really hide, but who is very good at looking big and loud and kinda clumsy and lazy and clownish, and fools people into thinking they can take his measure at a glance. Stan who lies so constantly and badly that people think they know what Stan Pines Lying looks like, so they don’t question when he tells them something in absolute confidence and sincerity. Stan Pines who is good at getting into places he’s technically not supposed to be because nobody thinks he’s a threat (he’s just hired muscle, he does what he’s told, he’s not smart enough to start getting…entrepreneurial). 

Stan Pines who looks and acts big and slow and yet who’s surprisingly fast and clever and, yes, strong (things that everyone finds out too late).

My heart breaks for those that have been hurt and pushed away by the church. The church was designed to be a safe place; a place for broken people to come together and heal together through the love and grace of Christ. What happened to you, or what was said to you, was not right. The church can disagree with something you have done or said, but you should still be shown love, grace, and compassion, while still receiving guidance. If something happened to you as a result of a church member or leader’s actions - directly or indirectly - or you confided in a church member or leader about something that happened to you in the past and you were not treated fairly, that is not your fault. I stand with you, and I hear you. You are not alone.

samsilly12345  asked:

Why do people get creeped out or something when customers call them sweetie sweetheart or darling? Have they never been to the south??? Those are called manners here. They're very very common. If you don't like being called those things then never come to the south.

Burping after a meal is considered a compliment in some cultures. Just because it’s polite where you’re from doesn’t make it so in other places. I think it’s more polite to keep that in mind. -Abby

I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL IN ASTRO MODE RIGHT NOW BUT I NEED EVERYBODY TO SHIFT GEARS FOR A SECOND

SURPRISE U, FANTAGIO’S SECOND ACTOR GROUP AND ASTRO’S NEW LABEL MATES, HAVE RELEASED A MINI ALBUM TITLED I DO WITH 4 SONGS

It is available on Spoitfy if you search for ‘Surprise U.’  Please give them a chance and listen to their voices because they can sing really well.  

The opening song for their album, “Rest Your Head” is entirely in English.  

The title song “I Do” expresses a confession that they would do anything for their loved ones.  The song is honestly so good.  This song is the theme song for their mini drama that has been airing every few days, Idol Fever.

The third song on the album “Stay” is the theme song for the TRENIZ web comic that came out earlier this year.

“My Friend” is the Korean version of the song “Rest Your Head.”

Please give Surprise U some support!!!

Surprise U official Instagram

anonymous asked:

yo,.... lena getting taken by cadmus and kara just like tearing thru the place because she's so worried and lena kissing kara when they're back in the deo because she wouldn't stop babbling about how worried she was etc

you rly should blame @luthoring for what i’m abt to do

anyways! imagine this:

lena is kidnapped on what’s their standing date night.

kara talked with j'onn so he could look out after the city for this night, bc it was a special night. kara herself was too busy flying from one place to the other, organizing everything and buying the things she forgot for their date, as she was the one organizing everything.

lena’s last meeting of the day should finish at 7pm and she was supposed to be home early for their date.

except she doesn’t show up.

when it’s around 8pm and lena still hasn’t shown up, hasn’t answered any of her texts or called back, kara starts to get concerned. she tries to tell herself lena is just busy, hasn’t finished her meeting yet, and she shouldn’t get worried bc there’s nothing wrong. either way, she stills calls jess to ask if lena will take too long to finish, bc she doesn’t want the food to get cold.

jess is confused, tells her lena left the office even earlier than planned bc she wanted to surprise kara.

at this point, kara is already beyond concerned and frustrated. she tries to expand her senses, tries to locate lena, all the while sending text after text, only stopping to call her - only for all calls to go straight to voicemail.

when she isn’t able to locate lena and doesn’t manage to get in contact with her, she quickly changes into her supergirl suit and flies to the deo to see if they know what happened.

she’s halfway there when alex’s voice comes through the comlink, asking her where she is and telling her to come to the deo because they have an emergency

she can hear it in alex’s voice, in the way it’s carefully controlled, that she won’t like what’s happening and her breath catches in her throat and her heart twists painfully because the only thing she can think about is lena

she arrives at the deo, hurrying to her sister’s side and not even stopping to smile or wave at the agents she passes, as she usually does.

she knows the situation is really bad when the first thing alex does is squeeze her shoulder and say, more a warning than anything, “don’t freak out”

she doesn’t noticed how her fists clench when they tell her lena has been kidnapped by cadmus, show her the video they streamed of lena, tied to a chair, blood running down her face. she doesn’t notice the snarl on her lips or the narrowing of her eyes until alex is tightening the hand on her shoulder and calling her name in that sharp tone of hers.

winn is working himself on the ground trying to locate them and j'onn stands near by, offering support in his own way, while barking orders to the agents forming the strike/rescue team

she takes a deep breath, stills herself to the best of her abilities and waits, fighting the urge to fly in search of lena herself, knowing she won’t find anything

as soon as winn shouts “i found it! i found them!” and points the location on the map on the computer, she’s out of the deo, moving as fast as she can and ignoring the shouts of “supergirl!” and people telling her to wait

she arrives at the warehouse and makes quick work of the entrance, tearing through everything on her way, knocking out anyone trying to stop her and breaking weapons in pieces

it’s only when she comes across the room they’re holding lena in that she slows down, tries to calm herself

she realizes something is wrong when her knees weaken and give away beneath her, feels suddenly nauseous and hears a man laugh. she notices the kryptonite in his hands when h steps closer, bending down so he can be eye level with her.

“well well well, supergirl. we all thought you weren’t going to show up at this point. poor young miss luthor had to be gagged while we waited for you”

she feels hot red rage at this point, harder than she ever felt. she briefly considers that it was a bad idea to come alone, that maybe she should have waited for the others, but it’s soon gone when the man goes on to tell her this is a surprise gift from lillian. after all, what better way to get back at her daughter and get rid of the aliens at the same time than using lena as a bait then finished off both her and her precious hero at the same time?

she tries to fight despite her weakened state, but can barely move anymore with the amount of kryptonite near her.

she listens to the man’s monologue, has nothing she can do and she starts to lose hope. her eyes meet lena’s across the room and she see the fear and desperation in lena’s eyes.

it’s at this point that j'onn comes flying in, knocking the man into a wall and putting the kryptonite back in the lead box. the deo agents come closely behind, their shouts of “clear” and some of “what happened here” being heard before they even appear in her line of vision

as soon as she starts feeling a it better, she gets up and shakily makes her way to where an agente is freeing lena of her bounds

she takes over them, freeing her faster than humanly possible. as soon as lena is free, she takes her into her arms, not even mending everyone else in the room

she hugs as tight as she knows she can without hurting lena, repeating “i love you"s and “i’m glad we found you” and “rao, i was so worried” in between breaths and while listening to lena’s heartbeat, to assure herself she’s really alive

it’s when lena untangles herself from her and moves back just enough they can look face to face that she stops talking

when lena smiles that soft and beautiful smile of hers, reserved just for kara, she can feel herself truly relaxing for the first time since the start of the night

and it’s when lena says “and i’m glad you’re alright, i love you” and kisses her that she feels her at peace and at home.

Why do people defend microtransactions? I will never understand this…

EDIT: If you’re a Blizzard stan, here to defend Overwatch’s microtransactions, do us both a favour and just ignore this post. There is literally no defense you can give me for this that I haven’t already heard a million fucking times at this point. You will just be wasting both my time AND your time. I think Overwatch will survive one person expressing distaste at it’s microtransactions.

Also, original comic by owlturd. Given that I put this in his tag already, and that this is very obviously an edit, I didn’t think it was necessary to point this out, but apparently so. Should have just put this credit here in the first place.

anonymous asked:

The yuri not acting his age idea is so funny! but what if Otabek was the slightly lowkey childish one. And whenever they're out with victuuri yuri would just take one look at Otabek stealing glances at something and be like, "Otabek no" (we're not buying that cat plushie)* and victuuri would just stare at them confused.

Otabek is childish but he’s super streetwise. He’s also got great intuition and can sense when something is wrong. He knows how to trust his gut instinct and quickly lead Yuri away from a place if he feels unsafe or uncomfortable. HOWEVER, he’s got shit self-control in his impulsive purchases. Like they won’t be expensive or anything but sometimes Otabek just feels drawn towards that ugly zebra magnet or a glow-in-the-dark hat. 

Yuri, on the other hand, is not that streetwise. He has no sense of direction and will get himself in trouble if unsupervised. He’s also the one who talks Otabek out of buying ugly souvenirs and sweatshirts. However, Yuri blows way more money on his impulsive purchases than Otabek (who just stands there unamused and too tired to talk Yuri out of it). 

Yuri will drag Otabek into designer boutiques and leave the shop with three bags full of silk socks or some shit even though a few moments ago Yuri had just lectured Otabek on saving money and not buying unnecessary things.