me: ah yes, I'm out of retail hell, I'm working security at a rehabilitation center this is great-- visitors: what do you mean I can't bring my friend/family homemade cigarettes? Why can't you discharge them for a few hours so we can go drink even though that's what they're in here to get help for in the first place? Oh I was just going to give them a few pills, it won't hurt right? Stupidity. Stupidity everywhere.