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crazy ex-girlfriend rewatch >> 2.07 who’s the cool girl josh is dating?

types of taylor blogs
  • The Sweet and Simple: Just here to enjoy the music and gush about how cool Tay is. Wishes everyone would stop fighting. Tries to ignore drama and usually succeeds.
  • The Bitter Country Fan: Wishes it were still the Taylor Swift/Fearless era, and everyone knows it. Still bought 1989, though.
  • The Actual Stan: Knows a worrying about about Taylor's personal life. May or may not have her address and/or personal belongings and may or may not be selling them on eBay. Everyone's sort of creeped out but follows them anyway for the info.
  • The Matchmaker: Ships Taylor with everyone she's ever interacted with, ever. Just wants Taylor to be happy. Follows all the tabloids that give "updates" for Taylor's "romances," both real and imagined. Burst into tears of joy when Hiddleswift happened. Probably still crying over "Everything Has Changed" and "Enchanted."
  • The Vacationer: Only on Tumblr when Taylor is.
  • The Defense Squad: Will always stick up for Taylor in any drama. Even drama where she's not even involved. Defends Taylor even when Taylor was probably in the wrong. Will fight literally everyone. Usually pretty nice when no drama is happening but let's be real there's always drama happening.
  • The Salt Squad: Ready to drag Taylor at every opportunity. Claims to unstan her for every little offense and then comes back 3 days later. Everyone's used to them by now.
  • The Tired Gay: Makes wlw aesthetic posts for different Taylor songs. Applies "Ours" to every F/F OTP. Ships Kaylor. Lowkey convinced Taylor is bi. Just wants more wlw pop music.
  • The Zen One: Has been here for years. Totally desensitized to drama by now. Continues reblogging gifsets and edits even in the face of crisis. Seemingly indifferent to everything. Sees fans fighting and is just like, "Yep, same shit as always."
  • The Strong, Silent Type: Never posts anything besides gifsets, aesthetic posts and edits. Never comments on drama... or anything else, really. Everyone loves their beautiful graphics, but people are starting to wonder if they're actually human.
  • The Rich Stan: Has seen Taylor in concert 10 times and owns all her merch. They've met her twice and always has new material the day it comes out. No one is sure how they manage this other than assuming they must have cash to burn.
  • The Mom Squad: Welcomes new Swifties to the fandom. Cries over "All Too Well." Tries to stay out of drama but usually fails. Usually on Taylor's side in conflicts, and goes unusually quiet when they're not. People tend to ask for their opinion on drama because they're the "levelheaded" ones in the fandom (even though they're secretly dying inside).

221b-locked  asked:

In my headcanon / interpretation the Googles acting how they did was quite logical, and that includes their change of opinion about him. They're androids, which means not only are they and a glitch somewhat predisposed to be natural enemies, they also - even moreso than we humans, pattern-seeking creatures that we are - work with data first and foremost. Analyzing what they're presented with and judging it is what they do. (1/2)

While that leads to cold snap-judgments, I think they are also a LOT less attached to their opinions and the prejudices that come with it. Not taking it as “personally” so to speak, apart from their quirks, when presented with evidence that their assessment of Anti has been incomplete - or that he’s changed (or trying to) significantly enough to warrant being treated like an asset/ally/friend instead of (only) a threat. And Ollie has always been a special case. Just my thoughts, tho. (2/2)


Intelligently put as always, cutie pie. This is just what I had in mind, though I’d never be able to explain it so well. The Googles are, as much as we like to fawn over their human personalities, still robots. They make their decisions usually based on logic, and logic would tell anyone, especially an android, to stay away from the glitch.

Only Ollie’s first programmed instinct is not to approach a situation logically but to meet the needs of the person he sees in pain. It’s part of why Google as a corporation saw the Yellow Google IRL line as faulty and discontinued their production on them in my personal story for the Googles. But thankfully for us our little “broken” sunshine bot was just what the doctor ordered for the glitchy boy!

things i didn’t expect in sing:
- the koalas struggle
- to fucking cry over a gorilla

poshtearex  asked:

I'd like to provide a story that may give other aces hope when they're friends think they're weird after coming out as ace. See, when I came out as ace to my friend, he was very confused and found it really strange. Often making fun of it and saying that I literally failed my purpose as a human being. But over time, he learned to accept me and understand that aces aren'tweird and are perfectly normal, even apologising for the things he said. Just think that might give some other aces some hope.

this is a great some people learn story 

anonymous asked:

Wait so...All Might is your kid? That seems kinda....

aNON what problem do you even have with my skeleton son let’s talk about this what has Toshi done to you that you’d exclude him like that he’s as much worthy of the title of Son™ as any other bnha character actually in my specific case my child Toshinori is one of the two reasons why I started this manga to begin with he was my son even before I knew him yes, yes, he’s definitely my son as well

I’d fight an actual army for this mess of a human being tbqh

youronlyastory  asked:

I love your blog! It's amazing! I just wanted to ask how you felt Jasper and Rosalie's relationship is like? They're given the role of both being Hale's but other that their hair colour and perhaps their resistance (in terms of staying hidden) to humans, I struggle to see how they would interact with one another and if they would at all. Any thoughts? I'd like to think they're closer than they look but I'd love a second opinion. Thanks!

I tend to think they’ve developed some sort of sibling bond because I don’t think Rosalie would let just anyone use the “Hale” name. It obviously means a lot to her, she’s kept it all this time, even when everyone else was using ‘Cullen,’ even after marrying Emmett multiple times.  So I don’t think she’d just be “whatever” about someone else using the name as part of their cover story, I don’t think she’d let Jasper use it if she didn’t like, trust and respect Jasper. 

I think they’re sort of the “ruthless” ones of the family.  Carlisle and Edward have their morals and ideals, Alice and Esme are mostly rays of sunshine, Emmett is all Hakuna Matata about everything. I think Jasper and Rosalie bond over being more practical, less idealistic, more willing to do the dirty work to protect the people they love. Carlisle doesn’t want to kill anyone–doesn’t want to kill Bella to protect the secret, doesn’t want to kill James, doesn’t want to kill the newborns (witness giving Bree asylum), doesn’t want to fight/kill the Volturi. But Jasper and Rosalie saw Bella as a threat and were willing to do what they thought needed to be done, not out of any malice toward Bella, but to protect the family. I think that’s sort of the place where they really “get” each other in a way maybe their partners even don’t. 

I think Rosalie vents to him when she’s upset with Emmett, and they both grumble about Edward together, and roll their eyes at Carlisle’s naive idealism. 

mistress92  asked:

OH GOD BLUE WOULD FALL IN LOVE SO DAMN EASY! BUT HE KNOWS HIS BRO IS SUPER WARY OF HUMANS! Plus he's always dragging him away from them so Blue has to be super sneaky when he goes off to meet his cute human crush! His bro finally catches on and follows him one day and he sees his bro playing with an adult human! They're squealing with laughter why Blue uses his lamia speed to catch them! They're adorable together. QwQ (dies from the cute ahhhhh~)

Oh my stars yes. Berry and Papaya would fall in love so easily. Imagining those 2 with their human s/o is adorable. They would be so brave and protective of their human too, even though they might be some of the least intimidating lamia. Imagine them forming a coil shield around their s/o and hissing at the offender, looking meaner than ever. Because those cinnamon rolls never look mean at all.

why are some people just fucking awful human beings. and people wonder why i don’t like to talk about my problems with others.

anonymous asked:

lucy, a serious question: wondering on ur opinion on the age-old debate "can we separate art from the artist?" i.e.: personally, could you ever / have you ever enjoyed a film or performance from a shitty human being? while still knowing they're a shitty human being? or not even shitty - like if you find an actor super annoying as a person , are you able to like them when they're acting? thanks mom in advance!

i try not to, but it really depends because i definitely have separated before and i’ll admit to it. a good example was manchester by the sea: casey is garbage and i didn’t want to support him, but i did want to see the movie and ended up loving it. i feel a little guilty, but for me it really depends on the content and how i feel/how it’s impacting the people around me. every situation is different. like for gal gadot and kate mckinnon, i saw the movies they were in but i don’t support Them and try not to reblog them specifically because people have valid reasons to not want to see them on the Dash. woody allen is one i outright don’t support among others. at the end of the day i just try to stay in my lane and mostly keep quiet about discourse that i either don’t know the full story on or don’t have much of a right to comment on. i just try my best to stay critical and simultaneously not deprive myself of Every Single piece of media that i come in contact with, because a lot of it is problematic in smaller ways. i’m just trying my best but like anyone i’m still learning and growing

The Catch That Got Away (Cryptid AU)

Summary: Stanley Pines had agreed to help his brother with his studies of the paranormal in Gravity Falls expecting to get to encounter the iconic horror monsters he’d always loved from his favourite movies. Instead he got little men in pointy hats and eyeball bats. This time though, it seems they may have stumbled across a real classic cryptid. Even if his brother is skeptical that real life could be anything like those silly old black and white films, Stan is stubbornly set on catching himself The Creature from the Gravity Falls Lagoon.

My followers seemed to want this after I posted about the idea last night, so here you go: this Cryptid!Rick Stanchez AU is now a thing. Enjoy.



“That’s the third boat we’ve seen wreaked this year.” The fisherman said with a frown. “It’s bad for business and with the summer tourist season around the corner, I’m starting to worry we’ll have to close the lake down to keep people safe.”

 "And no one’s seen what did it?“ Ford asked as he curiously inspected the wrecked haul of the fishing boat.

 "The ship was strategically attacked at its weakest points so it would sink the fastest. That rules out a Gobblewonker.” Fiddleford pointed out.

 "I’m telling you Ford it stinks of The Creature from the Black Lagoon.“ Stan said, shoving another handful of toffee peanuts in his mouth before tossing the empty bag away.

Keep reading

  • Patrick Rothfuss: Sorry guys but Book 3 isn't going to be out this year, best come to terms with it now.
  • George RR Martin: Yeah, Winds of Winter isn't looking likely either.
  • Brandon Sanderson: Well it's an incomplete list but I'm currently working on these fifteen books covering eight distinct universes and twelve planets three of them will probably be released this year and at least two in 2016, I'll keep you guys updated though. Also I'm touring so come to a signing!

imagine falling in love with an alien girl

sparklecritter  asked:

I've seen a lot of complaints lately from laypeople about feral city clowns that have evolved to mimic statues. "Like giant rats - I hate it when I think I see a statue and then it suddenly moves" people say. I think they're beautiful (Especially a good Long Island Silver or Miami Beach Copper)! And they're ultimately domestic. Heck - they wouldn't have even started down this path of evolution if we hadn't first bred for more and more metallic sheen. What can we do to help these poor things?

Eh, clowns that have adapted to not being totally in human hands don’t really need us anymore. They’re juts gonna have to be left alone. Something that I think would be cool would be if you, like, made a club dedicated to checking up these clowns!!

Random Quote Starters
  • "After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles, made by those with power to suit themselves."
  • "Hurt me with the truth. But never comfort me with a lie."
  • "I'd rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret."
  • "There's no such thing as useless effort."
  • "How can you move forward if you keep regretting the past?"
  • "Our injuries will heal as long as we're alive. But the scars will remain."
  • "If there's no one happy, is it really a victory?"
  • "Feelings aren't black and white. Even if they're fuzzy and contradictory, if they're sincere, they are what they are."
  • "Tears are how our heart speaks when your lips cannot describe how much we've been hurt."
  • "The best way to remove your lies is to make them come true."
  • "People cry, not because they're weak. Its because they've been strong for too long."
  • "The past and the future are not the same, but they're not completely separate either."
  • "The longer you're with someone, the tougher it is to part ways."
  • "Nothing can suppress a human's curiosity."
  • "It's stupid to talk about things you're not. Be yourself and you'll be fine."
  • "Don't judge me unless you have looked through my eyes, experienced what I went through and cried as many tears as me. Until then back-off, cause you have no idea."
  • "If you can't get along without putting someone else down, it can't be real friendship."
  • "Time flows constantly, it doesn't care about the people who are struggling."
  • "You've got to enjoy life, or else you'll end up wasting it."
  • "Learn to make your own decisions, instead of relying on others to make them for you. Otherwise, those decisions will never really be made."
  • "You only understand the true value of things after you've lost them"
  • "You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you."
  • "Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you."
  • "We don't die for our friends, we live for them."
  • "Not one wish ever gets granted in this world."
  • "The trick of real combat is that everyone is human."
  • "Time waits for no one."
  • "People who can't throw something important away, can never hope to change anything."
  • "When I say it doesn't hurt me, that means I can bear it."
  • "But hating something you love is a painful feeling."
  • "How you change is up to you."
  • "Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?"
  • "Reject common sense to make the impossible possible!"
  • "People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID!"
  • "Nothing good can come by rejecting yourself."
  • "It's over when you give up."
  • "If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime?"
  • "Don't give up! There's no shame in falling down! True shame is to not stand up again!"

People who side with health insurance companies in thinking that profits are more important than sick people getting treatment make me fucking ill.  I don’t give a damn if treating sick people loses billions of dollars a year.  It should still be done.  Why?  Because people are more important than money.

You don’t ever have to apologize for being human, buddy. We understand.

spock’s not a robot so you should probably stop writing him like one: new album ft. me. songs include

  • vulcans have feelings too
  • rational ≠ heartless
  • spock is not socially incompetent
  • you don’t have to cry to be sad
  • feelings stronger than your (human) momma’s

now with bonus tracks! ‘saying illogical every other sentence doesn’t make you seem smarter it just pisses me off’ & 'how can you ignore canon evidence it’s right there in front of your face.’

as promised: the fetishism callout post!

let me just begin by saying there's nothing wrong with finding any of the cast members attractive. this is an EXTREMELY attractive cast. everyone is so FINE I bet even the folks backstage who we don't see are gorgeous. Its okay to be sexually attracted to them too! We've all made posts professing our love to the cast, which is perfectly fine!! Right now you're looking at Leslie Odom Jr's fiancé! we good!!

but ya see there's a big difference between "anthony ramos is my sweet freckled child <333" and "I want anthony to shove his #thicc cock inside of me and ten other cast members at the same time but also freckles uwu"

You see the difference right?? Right??????

I don't have anything against writing smut about the characters (who, yes, are technically real people but they've been dead for literal centuries ok. Let it go) but it just gets weird REEAAAAL fast when u say the same thing about musical!John Laurens and the real live human being Anthony Ramos. It gets even weirder when u talk about the cast members in this way in relations to each other??? Shipping real people in a serious, unironic way is just a lil :/// to me (I say "serious, unironic way" bc I do write rpf with my friend but its a Huge Joke™ and nonsexual and come on I don't actually ship sandra bullock and steve harvey together ok). I mean Anthony is quite frankly dating Jasmine Cephas Jones.....it's a legitimate fact. There are pictures. It's on Wikipedia. They're in LOVE and its PRECIOUS and they're gonna get MARRIED eventually so why tf r yall writing about him bottoming for Lin????????

And Lin!!! He has a beautiful WIFE AND SON. You can speculate about his sexuality, NOT PUBLICLY BC HE SEES THINGS, but that's fine if u honestly must??? (although he tweeted that he was straight once during his "grease live" livetweeting so......like......). U can talk about how cute he and jonathan groff are! But y'all don't stop there do u? Bc one second ur talkin about them being cute and then a sentence later it's all "and then he SUCKED his BIG FAT DICK clean off!!!!!! He was dickless!!!! While wearing their costumes!!!!!!!!!! He choked on the full decapitated dick!!!!!"

That shit ain't cute.

So, now that u finally realize that (hopefully), we can get to the real nitty mcfreaking gritty. this part is primarily for white fans but it technically applies to anyone who is not specifically latinx and/or black jsyk:

So even before the whole "baby girl" thing started, I saw quite a few of y'all calling Anthony and Lin "papi" which like.....why should I even have to tell you why this is wrong. If you're not latinx, DON'T USE THE WORD "PAPI", especially since most of y'all are using it in a sexual context. You went ahead and took an innocent word, and turned it into a way to sexualize your faves who just so happen to be latinx. It just ain't right, and its also?? weird??? Let me put it this way, I'm black but not jewish so thatd be like me calling daveed "bubbe". Or something. Either way see how that'd be gross and offensive? You're taking a part of them, a huge part of them, their culture, and turning it into something exotic and sexual. That, my friends, is fetishism.

Another good example of this is the whole "baby girl/boy" n "papa" thing. Y'all rly went ahead and took an cute nickname and rolled RIGHT with it lmao. @alexandralexander explained it beautifully in this post, but basically "papa" (and "mama") is a cute lil way of older folks to regard ppl who are younger than them. It's a caribbean thing, aka something yall just won't get. Idk what the whiter equivalent would be, idk like ur grandad calling u "big guy" or something??? Who knows. Just kno that its NOT SEXUAL IN ANYWAY LIKE WTF WHY DID Y'ALL MAKE THAT A DADDY KINK THING. WHY CAN NOTHING BE SACRED WITH YOU GUYS. Best believe when my grandparents call my brother "papa" they mean it in an endearing way. And that's how Lin meant it? I don't see how it could have been construed any other way??

As for the baby girl/boy thing, in all the times I've been called/heard someone else call someone baby girl, it was NOT sexual. It can be used that way, but it was n o t in this context. Again, its a cultural thing i guess. And with "baby boy", yall do remember that anthony plays lin's son in this show right. okay, just checking.

But forreal. what is wrong wit u guys. I told myself I wasn't gonna kinkshame nobody but its Time, it rly and truly is Time.

One last point I want to make (as if this isn't long enough already) is the language with which u talk about the cast too. This was said rly well in several posts especially this one that uses that tags ppl tend to use, but i’m gonna elaborate on it a little. I just want to know right now why Anthony (or our lighter skinned and SURE AS HELL THE WHITE cast members) is "sweet precious sunflower child cinnamon biscuit roll wheatgrass turkish delight with sprinkles or some other corny shit <333" while daveed is AUTOMATICALLY "raw me zaddy" THE FUCK??? Why we gotta go STRAAIGGHTT to zaddy-basis with daveed??? Why do I see y'all talking about his dick size???? Y'all dont do that from the get-go for the lighter skinned members (which is sad bc daveed is already a certified Lightskint™ so that's rly saying something)?? Why can't black actors (and characters) ever be seen as "sweet turnip bumblebees (???)" instead of either being put on an inhuman pedestal where it's "STEP ON ME BAD BITCH QUEEN" or sexualized with some "CHOKE ME YOU COCKSLUT" ???? Ask yourselves why y'all do that. I'll wait. 
And y'all don't even TALK about oak (as a quick sidenote okieriete is not that hard of a name to pronounce y'all just don't care to try. It sounds exactly like its spelled) but tbh I don't rly want u to bc you'd just sexualize him as well. Plus that means more for me cause I'm engaged to him too :) remember to save the date!!
This was all over the place and idk if I even said what I was trying to say but whatever. I guess what I'm trying to say is (and this is to white fans) you're stanning a thing full of people of color. im assuming that this is probably the first thing that youve been rly into that has included exclusively people of color. Please just be mindful of the way you talk about them. There's a history of you exotifying and sexualizing poc to the point that historically, people have been killed for??? There's a history behind y'all calling latinx folks "papi" and automatically assuming black folks got a big dick ok lmao. At the end of the day, the way you talk about them shows that you don't rly respect them as much as you claim to do??? Idk I wish I had made notes about this bc it sounded waaaaaaayyy better in my head but! Whatever it's still lit. s/o to @aaronsburrr for assistance!