Tired of just having three main slots and nine subs? I have the sure-proof strategy of having as many ability slots you want! All you got to do is wear as many articles of clothing as you can! It doesn’t matter if it’ll slow you down, just stack more swim/run speed up! You can potentially have at least ten main slots and thirty sub slots! Amazing!
Haha, in all seriousness, I’ve always wondered if it’s possible for inklings to wear more than one headgear/clothing and if the abilities would stack. Of course, this probably goes against turf war/ranked rules, but imagine how broken it could be if, for example, you could wear the contacts with any other head gear. This would be an easy way for squiddos to cheat because no one would be able to tell.
I managed to get each shirt-exclusive ability on over-confident inkling boy over here. Next I have to figure out how to wear all the footwear abilities at the same time…
Imagine Thor Being Pissed That Your Boyfriend Broke Your Heart
“Y/N?” You looked up from your fetal position when you heard Thor walk into the tower’s living room, “You look upset. Has something happened to you?”
“Nothing, Thor,” you quickly wiped your eyes and straightened up, “I’m fine. What’s up?”
“Y/N,” he looked straight into your eyes, “you are one of the most strong women I know. If it truly did not bother you, you would never allow your sadness to show.”
“It’s stupid, really,” you finally admitted, “My boyfriend- you remember Jackson, right?- he told me he’s been sleeping with another woman while I’m on missions with you guys. He thought I wouldn’t care since you guys are all…you guys, and stuff, but I couldn’t take it, so he called me a hormonal bitch and threw me out. What a jerk, right?”
“He should not have said those things,” the god of thunder frowned, “You are neither hormonal nor a female dog.”
“Right, that’s kind of where the jerk bit comes into play,” you laughed a little.
He summoned his hammer from down the hall, “I shall speak to him about what he’s done,” he declared before he flew out through the roof. You stared at the hole he had left behind.
Here’s the thing: the problem with Twilight was not the fact that Bella was female and Edward was male. The problem with Twilight was it romantiscised controlling and abusive relationships. Switching the genders doesn’t fix this problem, and neither would making all of the characters female or male as I’ve seen some tumblr posts suggest. In every situation it’s still fucking gross and abusive. Abuse isn’t limited to the controlling male and controlled female dynamic. (Also the problematic werewolves wtf, but I’m not qualified to speak on that).
we all think that life is gonna take us till we’re 85 with a husband/wife and grandkids galore. but life holds no mercy. situations come without any warning. we can be 22, slammed by a rare form of cancer that has no survival rate. you never know. hold the ones you love extra tight, everyday. live like today is your last day because we really don’t have tomorrow promised.
u know what i never understood? what’s with parents trying to tell off their little girls (aged 5-8 for example) for wearing makeup??? i would understand if it was for hazard purposes (some kids could apply products too close to their eyes etc) but it’s not even that? your child is having fun with 5c powders, what’s the big deal Meredith????????
I find it really funny to imagine Lin deciding that it would be easier on everyone in the long run to just let Varrick keep his assistant in prison, because otherwise he’s going to complain constantly and Zhu Li’s going to end up organizing a massive prison break. Like she experiments in the holding cells with how far away she can get them from each other before they both start going bugfuck and just decides, “yeah, as long as they’re in the same room they just throw tea parties instead of trying to rig up pipe-bombs in the sink, we’re going to do that”.
they are the rare earth magnets and Lin is the apple just nopin’ the fuck away from that mess