they're both so serious but they actually flirt and joke with each other

anonymous asked:

Would you be able to an imagine where Alex and the reader were partnered together for a project but they both forgot to do it so they have to pull an all nighter at one of their houses but they're too busy trying to impress each other with cheesy pick up lines so their project ends up a lot more rushed and awful than it could be? Your blog is one of my favourites by the way ❤

Great idea anon! Honestly send me more Alex I need me some more inspiration for my Joy Division nerd ~

969 words, Alex Standall/fem!reader

Your phone vibrated next to you with an incoming call, it was Alex Standall, the boy you had been partnered with for your geography project.

Wait.

Your geography project! 

Rapidly smacking the ‘accept’ button with your thumb you flung your phone up to your ear, and the two of you instantly started shouting about how you were so sorry that you’d forgotten, and how you had to get it done tonight to get it in for tomorrow (the last possible turn in date). 

You gave him your address and got out a few arts and crafts supplies from your ‘artistic’ days of your childhood. You had to make a poster describing something to do with coastlines, something that neither of you had the first clue about. 

You’d just about set up the cardboard and felt pens which had probably dried up in the past eleven years when a knock came from your door, yelling to your parents that it was for you. 

“I’m sorry that you have to have me in your house at ten to ten at night but this has gotta be done.” 

“It’s no problem really, and no shit it’s gotta get done!” 

The pair of you half assed coastal erosion research for the first few minutes, taking short handed notes. 

“Ever realise that erosion kinda rhymes with erection?” you blurt out, already exhausted from all the panicking and rushing around to pull your shit together. Alex snorted and smirked over at you on your bed from your desk chair.

“You give me coastal erections.”

“Colossal erections, babe, you just missed a trick.” it felt weird joking about erections and being a little flirty with someone you hadn’t spoken to, outside of your constant complaints about the lesson in geography. It was quiet for a minute, Alex trying to be serious and carry on his research before bursting out into a fit of laughter. 

“It’s not even that much past ten and I’m already going crazy.” 

“I can’t wait for your craziness peak, then,” everything you said came out tinged with that tone of voice you use when flirting clumsily. 

Time passed again, Alex shouting out facts about colossal erections coastal erosions for you to write down in your most presentable handwriting, complete with pictures.

“Holy fuck, we’ve only just done the first stage? You nearly cried, taking a look at what you’d already done. 

“Hey, we’re being detailed, and we’ve got all night.” 

“Yeah but I don’t wanna go all night.”

“Said no one to anyone, ever.” Alex smirked at you rolling your eyes at yet another discreet innuendo. A few more crude sex jokes later (now how in holy hell have you managed to make a geography project so sexual, Standall?) he moved onto pick up lines, you following his lead, both of you daring each other to get cheesier with them.

“Are you a magician, because when I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

“Ohh, that’s weak, y/l/n - do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.” you made gagging noises, pretending to stick your fingers down your throat. 

“My god, Alex I had no idea the extent of terrible pick up lines.” 

“I’ve got some pretty nasty ones.”

“I bet I can top all of your shitty pick up lines.” 

“Bite me.” he’d scooted off your desk chair and onto the bed where you’d been since you’d started; however the project was on the floor, only two out of god knows how many stages of erosion completed. 

“Hey Standall, does your left eye hurt? ‘Cause you’ve been looking right all day.” he actually laughed at that one exclaiming:

“You’re terrible, y/n,”

“You bet.”

“You’re sixty-five percent water, and I’m thirsty.” You threw your head back and laughed over dramatically. 

“Okay, enough, enough, you’re disgusting.” Alex’s face turned serious, making you do the same. “Ah god, sorry, do you wanna keep going with the project, or?” you trailed off, watching Alex watch your lips move. 

He snapped out of whatever daze he was in, shaking his head lightly. “Sure thing, I’ll get back to the research.” You were a bit upset that you had to actually pull an all nighter doing geography, instead of flirting with the hot new friend you’d just made.

He spun out some more facts to you, going quicker than ever once you both realised it was nearly four am and you needed to sleep at some point. The A3 poster found its home on your bedroom floor yet again to make room for a very tired Alex next to you. It was scruffy and lacked a lot of information, but it was good enough near to done so you both accepted it. 

Flirting with each other seemed a better use of six hours anyway.

You got up and ready with each other that morning, firing even more pick up lines at each other, and even more on the walk to school. You went to part ways in the hall to get to your lockers until you mentioned one pick up line you’d both over looked.

“Y’know what this shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.” 

“I’d like to take more than your word for that one, y/n. Wanna get a coffee or something? I used to be a regular at Monet’s, so I can get us some free stuff.” he mentioned with a wink, not waiting for you to fully respond, only taking your first uttering of the word ‘yes’ as his answer. “Cool, see you tomorrow? It’ll be cool to hang out, sans the homework right?” 

“Right, totally.” he gave a little wave before turning away, making his way to his locker. 

You were exhausted, naturally, but you were pretty sure that you’d just gotten a date from a few cheesy pick up lines. 

anonymous asked:

What could RT be thinking putting BMBLB there while they just put two songs earlier for Blake and monkey-boy? Also, making Blake blush at monkey-boy's antics and having him as a date in the school dance and all that winking-flirting shiz. And now they're trying to push through with BB? Are they doing it for the views and for milking out from fans? That's just not cool. Building up BS and teasing BB now...unless you could prove me wrong here...?

okay, this got long

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anonymous asked:

So prompt ironfalcon - Tony designed the original wings okay and did the maintenance before Afghanistan and knew Sam /very/ well, and Steve goes to introduce them and they're like we know each other *flirting while steve watches in confusion*

HAHAHA OH GOD I’M PICTURING STEVE’S CONFUSED AND SLIGHTLY ANNOYED FACE IT IS GIVING ME LIFE.

MCU timelines are a thing of incomprehension. According to the MCU wiki, the Jericho missile was created in 2010, and the EXO-7 thing was “sometime before 2014″ which I’m assuming means that Winter Soldier takes place in 2014. *eyes MCU timeline* Sure. We’ll just… go with that.

Whatever, let’s just consider timelines to be wibbly wobbly.

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Tony Stark had a reputation. He was charming, an asshole, egotistical (and had a reason for it, with his genius and successful company), and damn good with weapons.

Sam wasn’t expecting anything more, and the first time he met Tony Stark, he didn’t get it.

Charming smile, quick words and handshakes, eyes that never settled on anyone for long. Except Rhodes. The smile was a bit looser, the words a bit warmer, when directed at Rhodes. But then, they’d supposedly known each other since their college days, and Rhodes was starting a liaison position with SI and the military.

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kaorijessops-deactivated2016111  asked:

GIMME YOUR TOP FIVE GALLAGHER GIRLS HEADCANONS.

(god bless u jaz, ten thousand flowers for you)

similar to this post i made but i shall add more

one. bex came out of the closet first to abby and it definitely happened inadvertently like she thought everyone knew but apparently not so bex just kind of rolls with it like HECK YES and abby’s probably like “i totally understand, girls man girls” bc they both went to an all-girls school they’re going to swap stories they mUST and abby’s just the best person in the world about it and makes bex feel awesome (which she already felt but reminders are cool) and she probably helps her deal with her feelings for liz bc that is canon it is real oh god. liz x bex, more like the air that i breathe. anyway, then she mentions it to cammie one time and cammie didn’t know and bex is like OMG COME ON and it’s wonderful and hilarious and nobody actually cares that much and omg. it would be beautiful. bc the gallagher academy is the most accepting place ever and nobody fucking cares and yes.

two. grant’s relationship with bex is 99% platonic in that they are best friends who do awesome shit together but grant just respects the hell out of bex and sometimes they make out for missions but whatever they’re just really great equals who adore each other in a way that is unexplainable. but it’s like this platonic love that is amazing and wonderful but they also do couple-y things but bex is also in love with liz and everything is dandy. grant x bex as a crime fighting duo that gets mistaken for a couple every damn time so they just use it to their advantage and just look hella fine all the time (probably wearing sunglasses everywhere they go bc they are toooo rad for the public). their shenanigans would be legendary

+ grant is the president of bex’s fanclub ok (and tbqh cammie is probably the founder)

three. townsend made the first move between himself and abby and he didn’t even know he was making one or realized he was flirting and then suddenly they’re on their second date-like outing and he’s like “holy shit, i’m dating abigail cameron” (but in a british way) and then he starts getting super into it, treating it like a mission and abby ridicules him every other second but really appreciates it in her own way. and then abby almost gets hurt (again) on a mission and they both realize how serious their relationship and how important they are to each other and then it stops being a joke and becomes something honest (and sometimes frustrating and toxic and annoying af) but real and true and perfect in its own way oh god

four. tina walters (who was totally behind every rumour at GA) was also really good at keeping secrets for people who wanted to deal with stuff in their own way. like if tina found out someone was lgbtqia+ but not ready to come out yet, or had a parent/relative dealing with addiction/a terminal illness, or anything like that, she would not only not spread the story but she also would stop it in its tracks. like if tina walters didn’t think the information was worth talking about (or chose not to harass people about things that should remain private) then the information wouldn’t get very far or have any merit. she used her weight as a gossip for gooooood ok even outside of gallagher and into her profession, she would use it to unmask assholes not demean innocent people. (i just love tina so much and will defend her with my dying breath and i believe she is destined for great things). headcanon within a headcanon: tina defies the CIA once they ask her to do this exact thing and now she works for interpol, being fly as heck and stopping crime all across the world yeye

five. so preston and liz become besties ok (shh don’t fight me on this). so macey goes off to be flawless in a very underground intelligence agency (she’s too well known to work for like the CIA or something don’t even try here), and preston ADORES her but he worries about her all the time right? anyway, so they get into a bunch of fights about whether or not they can even be together when she’s off saving the world or whatever, but fuck it preston loves this girl so much he’s fighting to hell and back for her (not literally bc preston but you know what i mean). anyway, so after much persuasion and the understanding that he can’t get involved in that section of her life (despite his own involvement already bc really the poor boy’s life is in shambles like don’t touch preston ever noooo), they decide to make it work (for now). so after a few months of radio silence and no clue where this girl is, preston finds himself getting little clues in the mail and shit about where his girlfriend is and that she’s okay and he thinks its macey. but then she comes back from a mission and is like “naw bro that would be compromising shit don’t be stupid”. so OF COURSE preston doesn’t automatically think this is super shady, but it does worry him so the next time it happens he follows the info to its source and finds liz. (let it be known that he finds liz bc she wants him to, lbr liz could go off the grid for eternity and no one would find her)(except maybe bex but that’s a whole other headcanon). and so he finds out all the info was from liz, who obviously works for the NSA and has tabs on all her old besties and makes sure they’re safe (or at least reasonably so). once preston realizes this he knows he can’t tell macey or any of the girls bc ~trust issues~ so it becomes this thing that him and liz share and they form a bound around the fact that they both have hUGE HEARTS AND WONDERFULNESS POURING OUT OF THEM LIKE WATERFALLS and preston gets to rest easier knowing macey is not in danger. (plus, if she’s ever in a situation where she IS in danger, liz just has to press a button to radio in someone to go and help her)(mysteriously, that someone is usually bex or cammie)(bex, cammie, and macey pretend this is coincidence but eventually catch on and yeah basically they’re bonded for life don’t take these four friends away from me ever!!!)

i could write gg headcanons for dayyyyyyyyyyyyz