they're always breaking up but anyway

tygermama  asked:

Obi Wan and Anakin, number 7 please. Crack if you're in the mood for it

7.“Stop looking at me like that, it’s your fault anyway.” 

From the viewport of their shuttle, both Anakin and Obi-Wan can clearly see a small moon drop out of hyperspace in front of them.

Anakin whistles. “That’s one hell of a space station.”

Obi-Wan gives him a look, one that screams profanities in twelve different languages. “That’s a moon.”

“It has a giant death laser. Look.”

“That’s clearly a crater.”

Anakin rolls his eyes. “It’s made out of metal. How many moons are made out of metal?” He pauses. “Plus it just came out of hyperspace. How many moons have hyperdrives?”

“Anakin, see with the Force and not your eyes.”

Anakin blinks, then squints. “Did you just tell me I need glasses?”

“No, I’m telling you that–” Obi-Wan jabs a finger at out into space “–is a moon.

Anakin leans back in his seat with his arms crossed indignantly. “What, are you going to say next that we’re in some desolate totalitarian future where the Republic is run by Sith, and that ‘moon’ is a weapon meant to bring order through destruction?”

Obi-Wan stutters. “I–What?”

Anakin shrugs. “It makes more sense if the moon is a giant space station.”

“So you’re hoping that thing is a weapon meant to bring order through destruction, created by Sith, that will kill us?”

“Master, be more positive. Maybe we can get on it or something before it blasts us into space dust. Might help us figure out where we are.”

“Positive? Alright. I’m positive getting any closer to that thing is a death sentence.”

Anakin smirks. “Full speed ahead?”

Obi-Wan nods and grasps the controls. “Full bloody speed.”

Anakin’s smirk breaks into a grin, and Obi-Wan frowns at him. “Stop looking at me like that. It’s you’re fault that we’re here anyway.”

“How is sudden unexplained time travel my fault?”

“Anakin, it’s always your fault.”

anonymous asked:

hello, I love your blog! can you write something about keith and his anxious & shy s/o? maybe like, taking a break from training the two of them are talking and his s/o is always nervous he doesn't want to talk to them, or if they're annoying, or if they're boring, or if he doesn't like him etc.. they're really blunt and ask him straight up if he's bothered by them in anyway and of course he'd be like "wtf why would i be annoyed ya dingus" bUT you get my point,,, (anxiety ya know???) thank you~~

I know how you feel, trust me~

I hope you enjoy! 

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   Sweat glistened from his brow, eyes narrowed and focused on his target. Keith’s arms were in a protective position, his bayard in his right hand, a clear snarl on the lips. Intense is not even how you would start to describe your boyfriend’s sparring sessions, as you could only marvel meekly as slowly but surely, he took down the quickly leveling-up robot with ease.

   You sat frozen. Positively still- breaking Keith’s concentration would be rude, and it would most likely anger him, which is something you most certainly didn’t want. 

  You were silent, and though that smaller, braver side of you wishes to holler out encouraging words to your partner, that twisted feeling of anxiety made your stomach go into knots at the idea, and so you bit your tongue instead. 

“Y/n, doll? You gotta hair tie?” 

  You looked up at your fingers, not realizing your eyes had absent-mindedly wondered down to the hangnail while you were thinking, 

“Hm?” 

  Keith’s hands were running through his hair, his chest rising and falling rapidly, his voice softer, 

“Hair tie, hun, you got one?”

“Oh!” You exclaimed, your hand flying to the elastic that was wrapped around your wrist- you made it a habit of carrying them around, even if your hair was short, “here, I’ll bring it to you!” 

  You shoot up, desperately trying to give Keith what he wants without being much of a nuisance- goodness knows the aggravation of waiting around too long-

Ah!” 

  As if the floor had been ripped out from under you, you felt yourself lose footing, gravity taking control, your body preparing itself to hit the floor-

  But a graceful hand stopped you. 

  Keith carefully picked up, bringing you close to his body, concern written on his face, 

“What has gotten into you? Are you okay?” 

  You felt yourself stammer, feeling both shock that he caught you so fast, and embarrassed by the questions, 

“W-wha, I-I-”

“Y/n,” Keith says again, his voice tender, a gloved hand softly pushing your chin up so he could look into your eyes, “What’s the matter?” 

You gasped, your heart in your stomach- he caught you, didn’t he? 

“I-well, um, do you…do you think- do I annoy you?”

  Keith’s eyes shot up, “What?” 

“I-I mean I know I can be pretty, um, pretty hard to deal with? I-I just…I just don’t know if you…” Your voice trailed off as if your tongue would consider it to be a betrayal to say it, “like me…or even! Even just like my compan-”

  And Keith laughed. 

  Cutting off your worried explanation, Keith chuckled, pushing a strand or two out of his face, 

“Y/n, if I didn’t like you, do you think I’d be dating you?”

“Wha- no, I just-” 

“And do you think, doll, that if I didn’t love you…”

  His lips touched yours. Soft and smooth, expert in tongue, Keith made your nervous, unsteady heart melt- it reassured you. It calmed you. He pulled away first, leaving you slightly breathless and dazed, 

“…I would do that?”

  You didn’t speak; instead, you merely hugged him. Your arms were thrown around his body, your heart hammering wildly, unable to stop. Keith returned the hug, kissing you on the forehead, whispering to you softly, 

And saying that to you will never get old.”

anonymous asked:

Considering this is a Harry Stylestm stunt,I think it'll be pretty hilarious seeing these people's reactions in November when they are no longer together because "he is so focused on his tour but they're still friends!".I'm still laughing at Tess being at his secret gig and then her deleting the caption on the pic she took of her jacket to be recognised when "they were never together".

lmao it’s always the same. They scream “soulmates” and then they break up and the antis/hets go and say “ah I never thought they were a thing anyways" 

why are boys so aggressive why is it necessary 

How faithful are the signs? (Look at both Venus and sun)
  • Aries: romantically faithful, however they're sexually frustrated around other people they find attractive
  • Taurus: a giant FLIRT. You need to keep them grounded smh most of the flirting is accidental tho; they don't even notice that they're flirting.
  • Gemini: loyal as heck but may be very cuddly or emotionally close with their friends and other people they love.
  • Cancer: loyal but they always moody about how they feel about you. They always check out other people too.
  • Leo: doesn't really think too fondly of cheaters. Will do their best to avoid cheating. Doesn't want people to think they're a cheater. (Basically not cheating bc of their own self morals and not bc of you.)
  • Virgo: is loyal until you fuck something up and they just don't give a fuck anymore because they probably no longer love u. They are more likely to cheat on you than actually break up with you.
  • Libra: anyways.......Jk lol they're really faithful actually. The only thing is that they're very empathetic and so they might form a lot of bonds with people (some of which may be romantic) but will never actually act on anything because they'll feel hella guilty
  • Scorpio: incredibly faithful, BUT miss their EXs from time to time. They will randomly start thinking about someone they dated 10 years ago and feel bad it ended even if they're the one who ended it.
  • Sagittarius: never stop talking to people. Hard for them to settle for one person.
  • Capricorn: may seem like they're not, but holy shit they're so faithful. If someone even jokes about them being with someone else they're so protective like "I already have a bf/gf/significant other...(bitch face) I'm not interested."
  • Aquarius: don't know what the heck they want. Will love someone but the next day will be like "I wanna date person b and see how it goes.." Even if they're already happy with person a. They won't cheat, they'll straight up break up with you just so they can try someone else as if they're at an all you can eat buffet.
  • Pisces: faithful and probably already planned ur wedding. Gets mad when they see someone cheating that just puts them in a real shitty mood.

rogue-thirteen  asked:

Prompt: Chloe's been acting really weird around beca lately and beca starts to think they're gonna break up, just before their two year anniversary no less. Cue really paranoid beca angst. Reason behind Chloe's behavior is up to you

Chloe doesn’t listen to music with headphones. Just like her life, she always put her songs on the loudspeakers, because “who doesn’t need a little music in their life, anyway?” 

Except, two weeks ago, she bought a pair of ten dollar earbuds, and when she listened to things, she plugged them in. Instead of dancing, she sat on the edge of the couch, biting her thumbnail and staring at the one place on the carpet where Beca tended to nervously tug at the strings. 

When Beca came home, night after night at exactly the same time as she always did, Chloe was on her way out, bouncing to start her second jog of the day with glances around the corners of their apartment as a way of avoiding the disappointment in Beca’s eyes. 

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god i love star wars. like i don’t even care, i’ll look over weird cgi and cheesy romance and fucking jar-jar binks, like i don’t even care, i’ll let all that go. i love it so much. it gives me hope and it makes me believe again

Emma and Hook are dealing with an internal problem. It’s not like we’re going to do a love triangle or break them up, we’re actually showing a real relationship. If Hook finds out, it’s going to be dealt with the way that you would if a significant other lied to you. It’s Emma’s need to try and do things on her own which gets her in trouble. Hook is always battling those walls that she puts up.
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The Hollywood Reporter (x)

(via @hookedoncaptswan)

October 11th in the Jonas fandom

October 11th, 2011: Joe releases his solo album, Fastlife.

October 11th, 2012: The Jonas Brothers are back. Reunion show at Radio City Music Hall.

October 11th, 2013: PANIC! not at the disco. The Jonas Brothers cancel their upcoming tour two days before it kicks off :) Rumor has it the band decided to break up. ha.

October 11th, 2016: DNCE releases new music video, Body Moves. Also, Joe talks about October 11, 2013 (x)