they're all so funny about it

*WTTM is leaked*

Some antis: lmao this is all fanservice, otayuri won’t ever be canon!

Me: remembers the weeks of victuuri butt shots, naked stretching, cuddling, and apparent “fanservice” all leading to a canon engagement.

Me:

Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

gabbyzvolt25  asked:

You've been making a lot of silly doodles about rabid shippers or unnecessary romance plots lately. Are you vagueing a fandom you just got into or something? :'0D (They're really frickin' funny btw.)

All my fandoms have those, especially in shounen, horror and sports so it’s nothing really new. I don’t mind shippings in fandoms as I usually leave them alone (feel free to ship) and I don’t really care for your ships canon or not. But if rude shippers force to me if I don’t want none of it, I’ll not hesitate to smash their faces in hehe :D

Thanks XD

If you are tired of all the ships wars and some shippers shoving their ships in your face, feel free to join the non-shipper haven if ya want! haha

anonymous asked:

There are a million things I love about Jikook but one of my favorite things is how JK clearly treats JM differently from the other members. And I don't mean that he loves them any less, I just mean that he doesn't act the way he does around them with JM. JK lets the others baby him and play around with him bc he's the maknae, but with JM, he always tries to be more reliable, mature and self-assured. He still does let JM baby him but they're so much more equal now and he loves that <3

Hello, Anonie! ♥ You made me smile so much with this what-you-like-about-Jikook confession! :))) I, too, love many different things about them, I probably couldn’t pick one. But I know exactly what you mean! We all make sometimes fun of him, insisting on that he’s not a child/immature. While it’s cute and funny sometimes it’s also real and it shows in his relationship to Jimin-hyung. And I think it’s beautiful, that against the maybe usual scenario of members, taking care of maknae and protecting him, Jungkook takes special care of Jimin and protects him (and thinks he’s cute and… …) <3 He’s doing it so naturally in last years my heart screams over him sometimes. Does your, too, Anonie? ^^ :D 

Anyway just few of my favorite moments showing mature Jungkook/Jungkook taking care of Jimin/protecting him came into my mind. There’s lot more, but…

His effort to protect Jimin showed on numerous occasions while walking at the airport. Even now he just won’t leave Jimin’s side and keeps him on the reach of the hand. Some time back he protected Jimin fully, not letting just the staff or managers to take care of it. When Jimin had an accident on the airport, while he almost fell/was pushed to the ground, Jungkook was his guardian for next travel. Or the time after Jimin fainted and Jungkook, once again, fully protected him in the best way he could, walking with him, protecting him from cameras slightly. 

I love the way he almost always waits for Jimin, whether it’s when they’re walking somewhere in MV shooting, or photoshoot, or on the awards, or after the concert/fansign, or just at rehearsals. He complains that Jimin is slow, but then he just waits anyway, because he won’t let him just walk around alone.

My heart exploded when I saw that on multiple occasions, while members were doing the “sandwich” thing, he lay on top of Jimin and as soon as others joined them, he stretched his arms around Jimin/supported his weight, so Jimin (and in this case TaeTae) won’t get hurt or suffocated. Like in 3rd Muster sadwich.

Also he cares for Jimin’s health and comfort, proving it, for instance, with giving him his jacket/hoodie (it happened more than once, I’m just using pictures of the most known one ^^)

It’s just the sweet things he does, because he cares about Jimin and his comfort and safety. I know this doesn’t explain even half of the things/vibes he gives about Jimin nowadays, but I (as you all know) love throwbacks and these are just sweet examples of Jungkook caring for Jimin very, very much.

It was maybe random, but still. Thank you Anon for this message, please, write me more often! Also anyone, feel free to tell me what’s your favorite thing about Jikook! Or if you’re torn, because you love *everything* about them just as much as I do. ♥

Bye & everyone have beautiful day/night/morning.

EXO POWER | ANALYSIS | THEORIES

Hey hello, so I’m feeling smart today and have been thinking about some theories, or maybe just observations?? I mean idek what this posts is so let’s just beging.. get cozy ladies and gentleman this is me using my brains: 

Originally posted by vivihun

So the intro to Power is as followsi hope i got it right jskjsksj  + my weird analysis

“The Universe has transformed, distorted space has been re-assemblebled, warped time has been reset, and the unpurified red force -incomprehensible, kind of like bruised or induced?- two suns with darkness… oh wait, this isn’t the right place for today, is it? hmm nah, not here, oh cute but not here…”

Naturally, it talks about the red forces and we can see someone with their hands wide open in a dark cloak, two suns losing their brightness.

Now it obviously is someone signifying the red forces but what surprised me is that its cloak is really similar to the one the boys used in Mama. 

And, like Mama, it talks about two suns which only means there are two fairly similar parallel universes. And Mama also talks about time, remember: “the legends hereby divide the three in half and hide each side, hence time is overturned and space turns obscure…” and then it goes onto how the legends divided and created two suns that look alike and careless careless shoot anonymous

there are two suns, TWO SUNS, what we saw in Power, but what is so odd is that it mentions how time is reset and the space re-assembled, you would think that is good right? but I suppose it only happens when the legends come together, and remember, the suns are still dark and the red forces unpurified. meaning it hasn’t ended, I assume the war with the red forces, so either time and space are worst than before or they’re starting to get better.

But there’s something else, it says the red forces are unpurified so that means they were pure once right? or that they can become pure… which brings me to this: maybe Baekhyun is the one trying to purify them. Them or whatever turns dark. Why? Because he’s light.

Originally posted by luedeer

And doesn’t he always sacrifice himself? We saw it in the MAMA performance actually called the sacrifice. Baekhyun is the only one whose light didn’t turn blue, wasn’t purified. his was red, he was the sacrifice.

And in Monster he’s the one that helps them out too, he’s undercover and seems to hold a “high position”, I would say, in the side of whoever captured exo, and he risked it anyway, to help them free 

Originally posted by bucheonqt

But it could also mean another thing. Maybe Exo really did become “monsters”, as in they turned dark and kind of evil, and Baekhyun releasing them represents him “purifying” them. Which brings me onto something else, which is so stupid but whatever let me think for once  ..maybe Exo can become evil too, like the red forces (or are they the red forces???) and that’s why the red forces want them. That’s why Baekhyun protects them, maybe because he’s light and can never be devoured by darkness. 

Also in Power, at the end, he’s falling.

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

Does that mean he sacrificed himself then, too?  And, did you see that key??? I may be a little crazy and I may or may not have been crying at the end of the MV but I saw it .

And you know what it looks like?

That’s right my type the fucking caduceus, symbol of a doctor. And what is a doctor? A healer. And who is a haler? Lay. And what is Lay? Yixing. And what Is Yixing? Love. And what is love?? OT-FUCKING-9

OKAY maybe I went a bit overboard but there’s a possibility!!! But why the key? Is Yixing the key? (not actually lmao) Or is he trapped somewhere and that is the key that’ll set him free.? And if it is, who trapped him? The red forces?? And is that why Baekhyun feel back to earth I guess?? To get him back?? 

Anyway, moving on after the intro…

Which I really liked , let’s show some love to the intro!! Well, the narrator said something like this isn’t the right place for today and moved on to show different scenes. 

This had me thinking. Maybe each of Exo’s songs is from a different, parallel universe/planet and that’s why they’re so diverse. How awesome is that? They can jump from one reality to another, I guess, so may be Wolf will have a comeback :’) Gasp. maybe that’s why some songs have some elements from anothers (cbx in the one and ka ching), because they’re a very similar reality to the original one! that or sm is running out of ideas lmao jk I love 

So then there’s the tunnel and claw like machine

Now the part of the tunnel thingy I dONT understand much? I mean, like the point of it? idk but it was really cute and well made kudos and let’s appreciate.

However, the machine. mhmmm is it suppose to signify the red forces? I mean it was red. 

And there’s more. The machine, in it’s claw, it had their orbs of power. And it used them.

Does that mean that the red forces found a way to activate their powers? Are the spheres the powers though. Or do the guys just need them to activate them? 

And it’s funny, how they used the guns and just shot everywhere. and I mean everywhere, it seemed they didn’t know how to used them.

Originally posted by exoturnback

I mean, he almost shot Kyungsoo lmao.

But then there’s Kai…

Originally posted by intokai

he knows what he’s doing and he looks damn good doing it huhuh. And I think it’s maybe because his power (teletransportation) doesn’t usually aid him in battle other than defense so he normally uses weapons while the others use their powers. hence the others look wrecked af (and cute af)

There’s more. remember that I said the machin had the orbs? Well why didn’t he have Baekhyun’s? Is it really because he’s light? 

My mom helped me out a bit on this one lmao. I think the cat is Baekhyun’s “orb”, that’s why the machine didn’t have it and it said in the teasers it couldn’t be retrieved. 

Now the cat

The kitten had an L in it. Many think it’s for Lay, and it could be but I’m holding to my idea about the key lmao. There’s the theory that the kitten represents us, ExoL. And if yes, that’s SO FREAKING CUTE. 

Originally posted by grinding-on-baek

you see that fucking look and smile istg he was thinking about exoL like that one time in the take you home mv this idiot melts my heart hskdkajdh

Get this.. the kitten is Baekhyun’s orb, it’s his light. Is that supposed to mean we, ExoL, are Baekhyun’s (and exo’s) light? And if it does, maybe that has something to do with For Life I know crazy, but remember when Chanyeol enters in that room?

Originally posted by pathkode

It’s suddenly full of lights I believe used to represent our lightsticks and, in turn, us!

There’s also this funny think my mom said. When the kitten presses the button

she said it’s like when you play a game in an arcade and it’s funny because Power is all about character cards and that.

So maybe Exo’s just playing a game with their avatars lmao that’s so random

Originally posted by jonginssoo

ANYWHO… That’s been long and quite long omggg sORRY but what I do want to say is please do appreciate Power, it’s fresh and light and different and beautiful, not to mention, I do believe our boys had a blast while recording the MV and are very proud of it, we should be too!!

Stream Power.

Cry to Sweet Lies.

Party to Boomerang. 

Originally posted by xiundeer

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'd recommend not using the term "a-spec" in relation to ace/aros. A-spec is a term inherently used with the autistic community and they're rather upset and offended by this adoption by a community that has no legitimate claim to it, it's rather crass in all honesty. Hope you take this into consideration.

@tara-hates-maps @autismserenity

…..Many autistic people have said that it did not come from them, and in fact, it came from the automotive industry, so if anyone were to be mad, it would be them. “On the spectrum” is autistic language. “A-spec” is for aces and aros. Funny enough, someone searched the tag, and the only use of “a-spec” someone could find for autism was about a month ago. While ace people have been using it for…years. 5ish. 

Short answer: How many other people did you send this to? No.

break the stereotypes
  • aries: they're not agressive, they are actually just very sensitive and impulsive when it comes to getting hurt but they can rock a party when all they wanna do is cry in bed
  • taurus: they don't sleep all day and are not completely obsessed with food, they can be the most active person you know and the sexiest
  • gemini: they're not too faced or heartless, they're emotional and they tend to isolate when feeling harmed and are very caring friends
  • cancer: they're not overemotional and weak, they can seriously simply not give a damn of what you think or kick your ass hard when they need to
  • leo: they're not confident af, they're actually very shy and they're afraid many times of people's reaction to them and are dreamy beautiful heads
  • virgo: they're not just smart and they're not all analytical, they can be the craziest people you know, they're very soft and friendly
  • libra: they're not just looks, they're not fake, they just care a lot about some people and not at all about others but love to help everyone
  • scorpio: tHEY AREN'T SEX ADDICTS OR PSYCHOS, they can be the kindest and smartest people you'll ever meet and are so soft hearted and just looking for happiness
  • sagittarius: they're not players or fuckboys, they just love to be friends with a lot of people and deeply care about all of them, they are so damn romantic and amazing people
  • capricorn: they aren't obsessed with work, in fact, most of them are very funny and outgoing but they all have a dream and hope to get to it so when they're working hard for it, let them work hard for it, they'll always make a space in their life for you
  • aquarius: they ARE NOT heartless, there's a storm in their heads sometimes and they just are the best at hidding it from everyone, they can be the sweetest people and make you laugh so much it hurts your belly
  • pisces: they aren't dreamy heads or sweet to everyone, they just believe all people can be good but when someone breaks their trust they can be the most independent people and work for their purposes realistically
Lams trip to the future
  • Laurens: Listen to this article I'm reading! Hamilton liked Laurens so much that historians speculate if they were lovers.
  • Hamilton: Well when we get back we'll have to change that, it's just not proper. Speculate??? Really.
  • Laurens: Well what would you rather it said? Hamilton liked Laurens so much that Historians know them to be hard core lovers, who love each other and write essays together and sleep together and eat together and are just all around super hardcore. Did I mention they're lovers?
  • Hamilton: That sounds about right.
the foxes as things my brother and i have said
  • neil: if i get murdered i'm going to be pissed
  • andrew: throwback to when i put a corpse in a suitcase
  • kevin: it's the history majors that will survive the apocalypse
  • nicky: the power of christ compels you to chill the fuck out
  • aaron: don't you mock me, tiny bean man.
  • dan: friends don't let friends do strip trivia.
  • matt: [about the ea sports guy] is he okay
  • allison: i would be the most relatable kardashian
  • renee: it's funny because she's gay
  • wymack: my children are born with knives in their hands
  • abby: so we're out of bandaids, but i've got a menstrual pad with wings
  • bonus andreil: he's so sexy... but he's such an asshole
  • bonus nicky: [about the twins] they're not ugly they're just goth.
  • bonus tetsuji: man do i want to beat someone up with a cane one day

there’s nothing funnier than when someone you’ve just met tries to guess your fave Doctor and they’re like “oh, David Tennant!”

like….. he’s not even in my top five…. 

Sleep paralysis is a terrifying experience. Your entire body just freezes and you can’t move a muscle. You’re awake but not really awake. You start to see things that aren’t there. You think you might be dying and you start to panic, urging yourself to move, to do twitch a finger but nothing happens for quite sometime. 

I used to suffer from sleep paralysis. It would happen to me during afternoon naps and I’d be lying there on my bed, trying to wake myself up but I can’t and I keep hearing things and seeing things. It was horrifying and I didn’t dare to nap so much afterwards because I didn’t know when it’d strike me and I didn’t want to experience it again. It happened once at night when I was sleeping and that was the worst. I felt like someone was breathing heavily in my room and holding me down, my mind was just conjuring all sorts of scary thoughts.

I rarely have sleep paralysis now. It’s no longer happens so often like years ago, though I did had one last year. What I’m saying is that it’s a really, really frightening thing when it happens and it’s nothing to laugh about or even funny. 

Baekhyun has it but we don’t know how often he has it and if he still has it but it’s a scary thing to go through. So before you all think with omg he’s having sex with chanyeol 111!, have some sense and decency first.

Things kids in my school have said

“I’m so tired, I’m gonna fall down the stairs. Don’t catch me, I wanna die.”

“JE SUIS LIVRE!” (translation: I am book) 

“Dude I haven’t vegetabled since two weeks ago.” 

“The last time I felt emotion was 2002″ 

“Is your exam dank enough?” 

“don’t let your memes be memes. Kill them instead.” 

“did you just assume that I got sleep last night? How dare you.” 

“I want to be that pigeon. He does what ever he wants.” 

“LOVE TO DAB TIME TO STAB”

“How do you expect me to french if i can’t even english.” 

“I WANT THE GODDAMN COOKIES TABITHA DON’T TEST ME!”

“Why are white mom names so funny.”

“Are you apart of the bleach club?” 

“I’m a professional actor.” “I don’t care I’m awkward.” 

“Is it just me or is she more dead than usual.” 

“Bee movie memes are the only reason why I’m alive.” 

“At least she didn’t say you would sink in the dead sea.” 

“I’m captain of the pigeons.” 

“I have D-money’s class next.” 

“Teenagers tend to be more impulsive and dangerous” “BECAUSE THEY SLEEP WITH A GUN! AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU SON!” 

“How are you all today?” “Well I don’t know about the rest of the class, but I’m dead inside.”

“remember that if the pH scale is a higher number, then it’s more basic.” “So the Hydrochloric acid drinks a lot of Starbucks?” 

Lies I tell to small children while teaching

Wearing pants is important.

We don’t tease our friends. We speak kindly do them.

We don’t talk about our undies in public.

Guys, it’s just a fart. There’s nothing funny about farts.

Grown ups eat fruit and veggies every day.

So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

anonymous asked:

YES! TRL is honestly shit. They said the twins were going to be hosts, but they have them drinking punch out of shoes? Doing handstands and drinking water? Putting ice down their pants? I mean seriously?! That's so offensive. Whoever is their manager NEEDS to get them out of this fucked up contract. They're making them look like jokes, like they're nothing but a pretty face.

This! What kind of stupid challenges are these? Like yeah, sure, they’re doing stupid challenges on their youtube videos because that’s what they’re all about but the producers are treating them like garbage, it’s nowhere near funny. I was so against this from the start but I felt like keeping my mouth shut was probably the best option. Doesn’t feel like it is the best option anymore. I just sincerely hope that the twins won’t stick around for long, because they’re being humiliated in every way on that trashy show.

  • Lance: You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about.
  • Hunk: You do the hokey pokey and you-
  • Keith: Stab Zarkon to death.
  • Everyone:
  • Pidge: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!
flirting
  • aries: accidentally obsesses. pay attention to them or they'll make u
  • taurus: lots of shy eye contact. smiles from ear to ear. laughs at ALL your jokes.
  • gemini: tell you a ton of stories and jokes to try to impress you. lots of 'accidental' touching.
  • cancer: talks to all their friends about how much they like you. never acts like it around you tho
  • leo: acting more proud than the norm. wants to cuddle and talk with you 24/7. shows you everything that they've done (art/writing/funny text/etc)
  • virgo: extra nervous around you. even more cautious with their words. stutters out compliments all the time
  • libra: giggly. looks like they're literally in love with you. teases gently. throws constant compliments at u
  • scorpio: might stare at you so intensely it seems like they're glaring. asks more personal questions about you. laughs with you
  • sagittarius: laughs more frequently than the usual. acts even more friendly. wants to do all sorts of crazy things with you
  • capricorn: chokes on their words. gets overwhelmed by simple things (ie. their emotions). grins ear to ear and giggles quietly at the idea of you.
  • aquarius: bullies you. tries harder to be around you. tells you their secrets and maybe how they're really feeling.
  • pisces: hides their face (with their hands, looking away, anyway they can really) from you. flirts a little boldly at you and then says they're kidding. daydreams about you and tells their friends about it.
  • **check your venus & moon signs too
Scorpio's Opinion of the Signs
  • Aries: I like how passionate you are, but like could you maybe love me more? Or maybe like tell ME WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK it's annoying when you just shrug off important things.
  • Taurus: You're pretty okay, and when things are good, they're great. However, when things are bad they're fucking hell. Could you not hold a grudge for 3000000 years please?
  • Gemini: I mean, when we first started talking it was alright, but the second we became closer it was like "what are you and why don't you ever talk about anything even slightly important" You're funny tho
  • Cancer: I LOVE YOU, except for when you get really pissed off at tiny things. However, I really like how you know how to talk about things seriously and you can also be really sweet. You're so generous and caring.
  • Leo: Honestly, you're not all that too bad, until we start arguing. I only have problems with Leos who don't agree with me. When they don't, it's like world war 400 up in this bitch. But you're super funny, and I like your passion.
  • Virgo: Your attention to detail is appreciated, but I don't like the way you are stuck in your ways and can be stuck up. You're good for deep conversations and cuddles though.
  • Libra: As best friends, I love the shit out of you. As for a partner, you're way too flighty and change your mind too much and don't commit enough. I like how you see the good in everything.
  • Scorpio: I love other Scorpios, until we fight. An argument between two Scorpios will go on for literally years because neither one will give up. Sex between two Scorpios is hecka great though
  • Sagittarius: I like how unique you are. I like how much you like to put yourself out there and be seen, but sometimes it can be too much like narcissism and I don't like that. Also try to stop exaggerating.
  • Capricorn: Do you understand that ignoring people all the time is really annoying? Also stop trying to compete with me. I mean, besides that you're pretty good to talk to and you have a nice sense of humor.
  • Aquarius: I don't understand you, I don't understand why you don't feel things and that when you do you won't just say it, because talking about things helps so much. I like your mind though, I can have very intellectual conversations with you for hours.
  • Pisces: I adore you, until you're mad. Your look at the world is so dreamy and romantic, and I love that. I love how you can talk in depth about literally anything with me. I just don't like how you are such a demon when you're mad. It's like chill, you're a baby fish, you're not a swamp demon and you're not fooling anyone.

anonymous asked:

So, saying that black people all love watermelon is a cardinal sin, but saying that white people can't dance is fine and funny? Racism isn't just about society as a whole, it's about any action that someone takes against somebody because of their race. There are individual cases of white people being killed because they're white, and black people being killed because they're black. There are thousands of times more of the latter and it is more of an issue, but in both cases it is still racism.

“waa, waa, i’m so hurt i cant make sweeping statements about a race who has been oppressed for years :(((”

the watermelon thing literally comes from fucking really old caricatures about black people to make them seem simple-minded and unintelligent like… thts not true for any fucking stereotypes about white people.

people joke about white people not being able to dance because so much of our culture is based on being proud of mediocrity, which is literally true. it’s about us being boring, because everything a person of colour does (twerk, words like “bae/woke/on fleek”, certain types of music like rap, dreads/cornrows etc) we see as awful and bad, until white people start doing it, and then suddenly it’s cool and the norm.

so yeah, excuse people of colour if they say im bad at dancing, because we fucking ruin everything we said was shit when they did it.