they're adorable and perfect and adorable

okay, but: yuri on ice soulmates au, the kind where you have their first words on your body somewhere. 

the banquet happens as in canon, but viktor is EVEN MORE lovestruck, because this adorably drunk japanese studmuffin is his soulmate. he has always wondered about the future of his career, knowing that his soulmate would ask him to coach them, but he is unprepared for just how much he wants to throw himself headlong into doing everything he can for this cutie.

only yuuri, blackout drunk as he was, not only doesn’t remember, but also runs away from him the next day.

viktor is pretty crushed about this, thinking that his soulmate doesn’t want him, and nearly quits skating himself. until the stay close to me video. that, to viktor, reads as “i’m sorry for running away, but i’m ready now.” obviously, he immediately rushes off to hasetsu. and hey- yuuri wanted him to coach him, so viktor can kill two birds with one stone!! brilliant!!!

meanwhile, yuuri goes through the exact same freakout as in canon, but with the added stress of trying not to fall for viktor because he’s not his soulmate, damn it! viktor is crushed to find his efforts rebuffed, but tries to give yuuri whatever space he needs- after all, yuuri is the one who reached out and called him to japan. so maybe this is just him being scared of rushing into things- fine, viktor can respect that. they can totally just take things slowly. they don’t have to act like soulmates yet- they can just be boyfriends! 

and sure enough, they grow together over time. china happens, and their relationship takes a huge leap forward. (viktor doesn’t even THINK about threatening to leave yuuri, let alone actually do it, but they still have a much-needed talk in that parking lot.) they make it to barcelona, where they independently buy each other rings. viktor is thrilled beyond belief- finally, he can show his love for yuuri to the world!

(yuuri protests to himself -even harder than in canon- that they’re just good luck charms. so what if he’s been looking up stories of soulmates that didn’t work out. and of purely platonic soulmates. and non-soulmate couples. and every conceivable type of non-traditional relationsh- OKAY, HE’LL ADMIT IT, HE’S GOT IT BAD.)

finally, we get to that scene in the restaurant, where viktor just about has an aneurism. because holy. fucking. shit. HIS SOULMATE HAD NO IDEA THAT THEY HAD ALREADY EXCHANGED WORDS. all of his efforts at being coy, at respecting yuuri’s not wanting to talk about their relationship; it’s all completely backfired. all he’s done is hurt yuuri all this time. he’s the worst soulmate ever, god, how can he ever look yuuri in the face again?!? 

meanwhile, yuuri.exe has crashed. he could have had this AGES ago. EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE SKATING COMMUNITY KNEW EXCEPT HIM. why did nobody ever mention- oh god, this explained so many weird comments! chris even has pictures of them posing with their words! (he is a dead man.)

yuuri goes on to win the gold at the grand prix, and he and viktor get married in the most disgustingly adorable ceremony the world has ever seen. the triplets gleefully inform the internet of the whole convoluted story. everyone lives happily ever after. 

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This is actually the most adorable thing ever💕 Jinho is such a sweetheart and Yuto is just such a cutie💕

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cute bare faced jiyongie all bundled up (๑>◡<๑)

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I frickin s2g this is a phanfiction irl

But the kind you cry over

Why is it that the only ships that people can agree on in this fandom get so little love?!

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LIKE SERIOUSLY. THEY’RE CANON AND THEY’RE ADORABLE. SO WHY CAN’T I FIND ANY FICS FOR THEM?!

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The Nice Guys (2016) with Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling

Aka: “I’m going to ship these two dorks until death do us part”

The best audition I ever did was for Spider-Man. It was what made me want to do the movie. I loved doing the screen-test because it was just Andrew and I getting to play around together; it was wonderful.
—  Emma on her favorite film audition

Pouncellor is the cutest title okay I can’t believe it was used in canon and I forgot about it.

“dashing and well dressed” look okay they’re just really cute look at them roleplaying and having fun with each other this is so cute.

LOOK AT THAT SMILE. LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER ADORABLE FACE. GOD FUCK I HATE THESE TWO SO MUCH WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE AND PERFECT AND ADORABLE LOOK AT HOW HAPPY TEREZI MAKES NEPETA.

She’s showing concern about Terezi’s well being okay I know that’s a pretty low standard but look at her all worried and wanting to make sure that Terezi’s doin’ alright.

All that trouble for a drawing tablet but Terezi was havin’ fun getting it these girls are just so cute and good for each other okay.