they'll name a city after us

anonymous asked:

Do you have a top 5 neymessi moments? Please tell me Neymar saying "I've fallen completely in love with him" is one of them lol

YOU BET i’ll put it in gifs (this isn’t like #1 is the best, this is just 5)

1. the uefa champions league final. y’all know what i’m talking about.

2. the ballon d’or conference. cristiano was literally just like please get these two a hotel room right now i’m done

3. literally every time leo scores, ney picks him up a lil bit and i ASCEND

4. training. these fuckers in training are so cute. i am dead.

5. WHEN THEY SCORED THAT GOAL AND LEO SLIDES ON THE GROUND WITH NEYMAR IN THE PINK KIT

+1. they shit-talk ALL THE TIME. LIKE TF. HOW MUCH SHIT CAN U B TALKIN ABT MY DUDEs

CONCLUSION: I HATE THEM AND I WANT THEM TO KISS AND RELEASE THEIR SEX TAPE (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧