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Guardians of Notra pt. 1
  • Random New Blood, sets their hand on Cal's: If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.
  • Cal: that's nice.
  • Random New Blood: You feel love.
  • Cal: yeah, I guess yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for just about everybody-
  • Random New Blood: No... sexual love...
  • Cal: No, no I dont-
  • Random New Blood, points to Mare: FOR HER!
  • Cal: NO!
  • Kilorn, busts out laughing: SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET!
  • Cal: Dude come on, I think you're overreacting a little bit.
  • Kilorn: YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!
  • Mare: blushing a lot
  • Kilorn, bouncing up and down and grabbing the New Blood's hand: DO ME! DO ME! DO ME!
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  • Public: I can't wait for Rihanna's new album full of hits and electronic music
  • Rihanna: you know what? fuck you this is my most personal record and I'll party and get personal.
  • Public: I can't wait for Beyoncé's album full of twerking and hip-hop and party.
  • Beyoncé: you know what? fuck you, here, have my soul and the life of a real african-American woman and a real family suffering.
  • Public: I can't wait for Britney's new album she's gonna give us old school Brit and hits, she's gonna be back to the clubs.
  • Britney: you know what? Fuck you im gonna take my time to make a quality full body album with good vocals and fun music for me and my fans.
  • Public: I can't wait for Gaga's album and forget Artpop, I bet she's gonna slay every pop artist and be back at the top charts.
  • Gaga: you know what? Fuck you this is my most personal album and I'm doing something different again, this is my real life and my real voice.
  • Let's appreciate for a moment these talented women who once ruled the charts and now are doing art for the sake of art; and they're better than ever, off or on the charts.

anonymous asked:

Recently there was an incident in my country where a child pulled a piece of furniture down on top of himself in a shop and it crushed him to death. Very tragic and sad. But my friends and I who have worked retail know that the workers wouldn't have been allowed to do anything. My mother spoke to me about it (she's never worked retail) and when I told her most shops tell employees never ever to touch or interact with children (even if they're in danger) she was disgusted.

It’s because companies are afraid of lawsuits. But tbh if my kid got hurt because of something in your store that was dangerously placed then I’d rather have an employee try to help than not. Some employees have first aid knowledge, so that’s a hell of a lot better than just making them sit back and watch a kid die. Wtf. The arts and crafts store I worked at we were told repeatedly to put overstock of the kids’ craft boxes on the top shelf in the kids’ aisle. I kept telling them this was dangerous because it was reaching the ceiling and wobbling a lot. Even after a kid got hurt they didn’t fucking learn their lesson. They kept stocking things up there like that and we were told we couldn’t do more than just call for an ambulance if it fell again. Luckily the kid wasn’t seriously hurt though. I’m shocked the mother didn’t sue and she would have been within her right.I guess compassion isn’t a part of customer service. -Abby

greenfairyarmadillo  asked:

Trader Joe's is doing caramel and cheddar popcorn now. They're not calling it Chicago but there is a suspicious skyline on it.

I’m so torn about this! On the one hand I want it to stay special to Chicago, but on the other, everyone should know the glory of Chicago Mix Popcorn. 

Back on the first hand, Garrett’s Chicago Mix is so much better than any other I’ve ever had, can anyone truly reproduce it….

The Signs as Mythological Creatures
  • Aries: mermaids//for a fire sign? surprising, i know. but like their aquatic counterparts, aries are beautiful with a bloodthirsty side, dangerous to those that underestimate them, but full of life and the ability to create wonderful art and song. fire doesn't just lead to destruction, it purifies and leads to new beginnings.
  • Taurus: dwarves//down to earth (literally) and reliable, you know what to expect from these creatures, and, like a taurus, there's a fire in their hearts. they might be stubborn, but they're loyal when loyalty matters most.
  • Gemini: selkies//i promise this isn't a two-face joke, this time. gemini are often accused of having two-sides, just like a selkie: human on land, but a seal beneath the waves. what people don't realize, is that those parts are just fractions of a whole person, one with facets and depths like anyone else. gemini are free-spirited and hilarious, uncontrollable and restless when forced into one place.
  • Cancer: demons//sure, cancers can be emotional and a little overdramatic, just like your pesky house demon. but! just like their counterparts, they aren't just creatures of emotion, they're people of action! make a cancer cry and expect retribution! an unholy cloud of acid rain will destroy your house and poison your river!!
  • Leo: elves//they're pretty, they're known for being vain, and they're apathetic, right?? wrong! like elves, leos are more than just narcissists hung up on appearances! they're full of wisdom and have feelings that run deeper than anyone could imagine! just because they don't express themselves as body as others, doesn't mean they're fake or without caring!
  • Virgo: minor gods/goddesses//they're all about control and they know how they like things. however, they're more fun-driven and wild than people would think, not driven by tradition and rituals like other gods are. they might like order, but that doesn't cancel out excitement or the occasional party!
  • Libra: sirens//wait?? but isn't that just a mermaid? no!! you're so wrong! sirens don't bother with the relaxing and falling in love mermaids do! just like a libra, a siren will change themself to attract their victims (friends) and do whatever they can to seem appealing to those around them! but like the siren, libras aren't just people who roll over and lock away their opinions! libras are fierce creatures that should be respected, feared, and loved for their badassness!
  • Scorpio: an incubus//and not because scorpios are sex-addicted weirdos (which is fine if you are) but because they're stereotyped as such but they're so much more! scorpios are survivors, creators, wonderful creatures of the night who kick ass in their own right! they're passionate and cunning, and if they like sex (or not) they aren't defined by it!
  • Sagittarius: fairies//they can be sweet and cute, sure, but have you ever pissed of a fae? they're mischievous and more than happy to fuck shit up because it's amusing and they're bored! and just like a fairy, you could most definitely find a sagittarius naked in the woods, possibly covered in glitter ;-)
  • Capricorn: grim reapers// now idk if there's one or many, but no matter what, capricorns are the biggest bads of them all. capricorns are controlling and dangerous as hell, ambitious and ready to cut a bitch if crossed. but they're also compassionate, willing to guide others, even if it's work. also. the grim reaper is awesome???? fuck yeah, capricorns!!
  • Aquarius: dragons//they're totally cool, everyone wants to know one even if it's a bad idea, total badass, but also, super nice?? just give them a place to chill and they will collect cool stuff and be lazy
  • Pisces: a hrydra//why?? because if you hurt a pisces, they're gonna recover and come back better than ever! nothing can stop them, because they're fiery creatures full of determination and succuss!! do you pisces, because you rocks!!

anonymous asked:

In the promo, when Marco says things got all weird between him and Star, I have two questions: 1: Is that after Just Friends and in Face The Music (or Starcrushed). 2. What do you think happened? (I love to hear your predictions because they're always great, sometimes ever better than what the show does).

1. It’s in Starcrushed, at -as the synopsis for the plot says- the end-of-the-school-year Diaz’s party.

2. I’m really sorry, but this time predictions are closed. I’m going to sit back, enjoy this week of episodes, and then plunge myself into the finale with as little expectations as possible. Something is going to happen in Face the Music for sure.

anonymous asked:

Remember a while back when dramatic people kept saying "the phandom is dyingg!!1" and now it's like 4 months later and the phandom is now better than it's ever been. We're chill and happy there's less drama, artists are making some of the best art I've ever seen, dan and Phil are providing us with some of their best content yet and they're happier than ever, and we have a world tour to look forward to. I feel bad for the people who left in 2017 lol

we are cruising by its the new year we are here for ourselves and we are here for dan and phil life is good its calm 

The Infamous Committee's Group Chat [IE fanfic]
  • - Megane Kakeru added Endou Mamoru, Gouenji Shuuya, Kidou Yuuto, Kazemaru Ichirouta, Kabeyama Heigorou, Someoka Ryuugo, Kurimatsu Teppei, Handa Shinichi, Shourinji Ayumu, Shishido Sakichi, Matsuno Kuusuke, and Yamino Kageto to the group -
  • - Kidou Yuuto changed the group's name to ‘Reinforcement Committee’ -Endou Mamoru: MINNA SAKKA YAROUZE!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Endou, stop shouting!
  • Endou Mamoru: IM NOT SHOUTING. SAKKA YAROUZE!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Turn the capslock off, Endou. It's alarming..
  • Endou Mamoru: oh sorry sorry i didn't know it's on haha
  • Kidou Yuuto: Furthermore, weren't you supposed to be the one to make this group chat?
  • Endou Mamoru: oops yeah.. sorry hehe
  • - Handa Shinichi added Kageno Jin to the group -
  • Handa Shinichi: Megane, you forgot to add Kageno!
  • Megane Kakeru: I did?! Sorry!!
  • Kageno Jin: It's fine.. I have yet to make my presence known..
  • Megane Kakeru: EEEEEKK!!
  • Kageno Jin: Even here in Occult they fail to acknowledge my existence..
  • Handa Shinichi: Good to know you still love sending chills down people's spines.. no matter how far you are.. Anyways, how's the training going guys?!
  • Yamino Kageto: Mikage Sennou lacks darkness.. but they're fine..
  • Handa Shinichi: Oho. Nice to hear you speaking up first, Shadow. You've been making progress on the whole communication thing.
  • Yamino Kageto: It's all thanks to Gouenji-san.. and my senpais..
  • Kidou Yuuto: I believe that's the fruit of your own efforts. I hardly remember Gouenji ever helping you, or anyone even, when it comes to communication. He's bad at that too.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: I'm not.
  • Kidou Yuuto: Kicking soccerballs at people doesn't count as communicating.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: It worked on you, didn't it?
  • Kidou Yuuto: Fair enough.
  • Endou Mamoru: guuuuys! tonegawa is great!!
  • Endou Mamoru: everyone is so warm and welcoming and then i have a new friend there his name is sakanoue and his a libero
  • Endou Mamoru: we get along well so much and his so great and so awesome
  • Kidou Yuuto: Endou. Calm down. Breathe.
  • Endou Mamoru: but i am breathing
  • Handa Shinichi: Kidou, I think it's just really the way he types.
  • Megane Kakeru: Stop using the small letter 'I' and it's 'he's' not 'his!'
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Megane, it's far too late to give him grammar lessons. He's got bad grades on that subject afterall..
  • Endou Mamoru: HEY
  • Gouenji Shuuya: It's true..
  • Endou Mamoru: goenjiiiiiii!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: He can't even spell my name right.
  • Endou Mamoru: your all so mean
  • Kidou Yuuto: *You're
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: KIDOOOUUUUUU!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! KAGEYAMA!! IT'S KAGEYAMAAAAA!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: What about him?
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: HE'S GONNA KILL US!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: WHAT?!?
  • Endou Mamoru: NO WAAAAAAAAYY!!
  • Handa Shinichi: HE'S BACK AT IT AGAIN!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: I KNEW IT!!
  • Shishido Sakichi: WE'RE DOOMED!! WE'RE NEXT!!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: NOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Off with the capslocks, please..
  • Kidou Yuuto: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO HIS OWN PLAYERS!! Unless.. HE HAD PEOPLE TO REPLACE YOU!
  • Kabeyama Heigorou: TOILET-SU!! I NEED TO GO TO THE TOIL
  • Kurimatsu Teppei: THAT'S HORRIBLE-DEYANSU!! GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY, KAZEMARU-SAN-DEYANSU!!
  • Endou Mamoru: DON'T WORRY, KAZEMARU! I'LL COME THERE AND SAVE YOU!!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Everyone, calm down. Kazemaru, are you sure you aren't exaggerating again like yesterday?
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: I'M SERIOUS, GOUENJI!! I PROMISE THIS ISN'T LIKE THE JOGGING INCIDENT!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: I see. Tell us what he did.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: HE'D BEEN GIVING US THESE WEIRD BRACELETS!! HE'S GONNA ELECTRICUTE US!! ELECTRICUTE US I SAY!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: Kazemaru, we've all got some from our coaches. It's to improve our abilities.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Oh. Is that true?
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Yeah.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Haha.. whoops.. I guess he wasn't trying to kill us afterall.
  • Kidou Yuuto: Not yet. Stay on your guard, Kazemaru.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: I'm pretty sure you're exaggerating, too.
  • Kidou Yuuto: I'm not! This is Kageyama we're talking about. He wouldn't hesitate on doing such a thing for his goals.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Yeah! Kidou's right! If it's Kageya
  • Someoka Ryuugo: I'M IN LOVE WITH GOUENJI SHUUYAAAAAA
  • Handa Shinichi: warfgvgh
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: I knew it!! Someoka IS gay!!
  • Endou Mamoru: WHAAAAAATT?!? SOMEOKA, IS THAT TRUE?!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Endou, capslock.
  • Kidou Yuuto: I'm not surprise. And what's up with you, Handa?
  • Handa Shinichi: My phone almost slipped on my hand then I accidentally pressed enter. BUT, IS THAT TRUEEE?!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: THAT. IS. NOT. TRUE!! THIS LITTLE ATSUYA SHIT HERE TOOK MY PHONE AND TYPED THAT!!
  • Yamino Kageto: For a second there I thought I had a rival with Gouenji-san
  • Shourinji Ayumu: WHAT?!
  • Shishido Sakichi: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT WITH GOUENJI-SAN HERE!!
  • Yamino Kageto: HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING I SAY IS BEING TYPED HOW DO I
  • - Yamino Kageto went offline -
  • Kidou Yuuto: A case of Speech-to-Text. I see. By the way, I can't believe this Atsuya chose Gouenji of all people. You might have told him stories, Someoka.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: I. DID. NOT! AND WAIT A SEC!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T SURPRISED AT ALL!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: You certainly look at Gouenji a lot.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: I. DO. NOT!!
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: It's true!! I've seen you looking at him a lot of times already.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: SHUT UP, MAX!!
  • Megane Kakeru: Ooohh, I smell guilt~
  • Someoka Ryuugo: FOR THE LAST TIME, I D
  • [Five seconds later..]
  • Shourinji Ayumu: Someoka-san?
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: He probably fainted of embarrassment because he knows Gouenji's here.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Someoka-kun is not in love with Gouenji-kun. He's in love with me, Fubuki Shirou.
  • Handa Shinichi: Who?
  • Someoka Ryuugo: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW MY NII-SAN?! HE'S THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD! EVEN BETTER THAN THAT WEAK-ASS FLAME STRIKER!
  • Kidou Yuuto: TAKE THAT BACK!
  • Endou Mamoru: YEAH! GOENJI IS NOT WEAK!!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Endou, I appreciate the backup but it's Gouenji, not Goenji. And again, you two, capslock.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: AND FOR THE RECORD, SOMEOKA-SAN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU AND NOT WITH MY NII-SAN!!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: We didn't say that. He said it himself.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU FLAMEHEAD!! YOU WANNA GO?!!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: I didn't say anything.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Forgive my little brother's insolence. Atsuya loves asking for fights. Also, nice to finally talk to you, Gouenji-kun. I suggest you put restraints on Someoka-kun if you don't want me to snatch him away from you.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: We're not dating.. or anything at all.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: That's right! Gouenji couldn't be with Someoka, he's dating Kidou.
  • Shourinji Ayumu: WHAAAAAAAAAATT?!?!???
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: No. Freaking. Way!
  • Endou Mamoru: OH WOW! CONGRATS YOU GUYS!!
  • Shishido Sakichi: GOUENJI-SAN, KIDOU-SAN, IS THAT TRUE?!
  • Kidou Yuuto: I guess the cat's out of the bag then.
  • Kabeyama Heigorou: IT'S TRUE-SU!!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: That's good to hear. I'll have Someoka-kun for myself, then. Ja ne~
  • Handa Shinichi: HOW CAN YOU TWO KEEP THAT A SECRET FROM US?!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: It's not a secret. You just never asked. Besides, Endou knows it. That's probably where Kazemaru got it from.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: HE KNOWS?!? ENDOU, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?
  • Endou Mamoru: I DO?!?
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Nevermind.
  • Yamino Kageto: GOUENJI-SAN IS TAKEN?!
  • Kidou Yuuto: Indeed, he is. Welcome back, Shadow.
  • Yamino Kageto: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.. I LOST MY CHANCE!
  • Kidou Yuuto: I doubt you ever had one to begin with. Someoka had better chances than you.
  • - Yamino Kageto went offline -
  • Shourinji Ayumu: Hidoi.. But Kidou-san, you were just teasing Someoka-san earlier..
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: Actually, now that I've thought of it. It did seem more like an investigation than a mere teasing.
  • Kidou Yuuto: I wasn't investigating.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: You were.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: FORGET EVERYTHING THOSE BROTHERS HAVE TYPED HERE!! THEY'RE INSANE!! AND WHAT?!? YOU TWO?! SERIOUSLY?!?
  • Kidou Yuuto: It's true. Speaking of which, how did you know about that, Kazemaru?
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Sakuma and Genda.
  • Kidou Yuuto: Figures.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: And oh yeah, they want me to show you something.
  • - Kazemaru Ichirouta shares a gif to the group -
  • Kidou Yuuto: T-THIS IS..
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: Penguins? Why would Sakuma send a gif of penguins??
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Kidou. Before you start, please don't press the capslock this time.
  • Kidou Yuuto: IS SAKUMA CHALLENGING ME?!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Nevermind.
  • Kidou Yuuto: IS HE TELLING ME THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON THE MATTER THAT WE, AS THE REINFORCEMENT COMMITTEE, SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT BY SHOWING ME THESE ADORABLE CREATURES?!??
  • Kidou Yuuto: DOES HE THINK I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AVOID MY GAZE TO THESE GIFTS OF NATURE?!??
  • Kidou Yuuto: THAT BEFORE I CHALLENGE THE WORLD I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PASS THIS CIRCUMSTANCE FIRST?!?!!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Kidou, you do realize that no one's basically talking about soccer here, right?
  • Endou Mamoru: DID SOMEBODY SAYS SAKKA?!??
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Endou. NO! Not now..
  • Endou Mamoru: awww.. but i wanna play..
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: Speaking of which, can we start talking like the real reinforcement committee now?
  • Kidou Yuuto: Indeed. Let me.
  • Kidou Yuuto: I should be able to provide an efficient answer all the while looking at this work of art. It's Sakuma's challenge to me afterall.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: No, it's not.
  • Kidou Yuuto: As what you've all known, I'm part of Seishou Gakuen now - a soccer team that's gaining more and more popularity throughout Japan.
  • Kidou Yuuto: At this moment, our coach - who's pretty much like Gouenji by not ever wanting to explain anything - had taught us techniques that we were forced to learn ourselves by following his two to three words of an excuse of a hint.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
  • Kidou Yuuto: You know it's true.
  • Kidou Yuuto: Anyways, going back. I've learned a very efficient way to hone one's team adaptability on different surroundings.
  • Kidou Yuuto: I believe it's helpful since the world had a variety of places and climates.
  • Endou Mamoru: MINNA SAKKA YAROZE!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: ENDOU!!
  • Endou Mamoru: But kidos boring me out! i cant understand anything his talking about!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: How rude. I'm not boring. And it's Kidou.
  • Megane Kakeru: ENDOU-KUN! FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S 'HE'S'!!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Shut up, grammar-nazi!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Yeah! LEAVE MY ENDOU ALO
  • - Kazemaru Ichirouta added Fudou Akio to the group -
  • Kidou Yuuto: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, the
  • Kidou Yuuto: Wait. Who the hell is Fudou?
  • Fudou Akio: That would be me. Nice to finally meet you, Kidou-kun.
  • Kidou Yuuto: My pleasure. May I know what's your business with the Reinforcement Committee? And if I'm not mistaken, you've got Kazemaru's phone, do you not?
  • Fudou Akio: Oohh.. That's perceptive of you, Kidou-kun. What if I do have it?
  • Kidou Yuuto: We would appreciate if you give it back.
  • Fudou Akio: Hah?! Give it back?! Why?! What're ya gonna do about it?
  • Kidou Yuuto: Me? Hate to disappoint you but it's not me who would take action.
  • Fudou Akio: What the hell are you
  • Kidou Yuuto: Right on cue.
  • [Three seconds later..]
  • Shourinji Ayumu: Um.. Kidou-san, what's happening?
  • Kidou Yuuto: You'll find out soon enough.
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Hey, you guys! I'm back!
  • Kurimatsu Teppei: Kazemaru-san! What happened-deyansu?!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Oh! Endou helped me get my phone back!
  • Kabeyama Heigorou: C-CAPTAIN?! Why is he there-su?!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: Kabeyama, we're not calling him captain anymore, remember?
  • Kabeyama Heigorou: Oh yeah-su. Sorry, I keep forgetting-su.
  • Endou Mamoru: MINNA!! IM AT TEIKOKU!! WERE GONNA PLAY SAKKA!!
  • - Kidou Yuuto removed Fudou Akio to the group -
  • Endou Mamoru: And look!
  • - Endou Mamoru shared a photo to the group -
  • Endou Mamoru: Its the whole Teikoku with me and Kazemaru!!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: Kazemaru is part of Teikoku already! And what the hell is up with that mohawk unconscious on the floor?!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Oh, that's Fudou.
  • Someoka Ryuugo: I'm not even gonna ask..
  • Shourinji Ayumu: CAPTAAAAAIN!! I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE!! SAVE ME TOOOOOOO!!
  • Endou Mamoru: SHOURIN WHAT HAPPENED?!! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: NO! I AM NOT AND WILL NEVER BE OKAY!!
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Can we just all calm down and maybe, just maybe, don't capitalize everything we’re saying?
  • Kidou Yuuto: You're not ever going to drop that, are you?
  • Shourinji Ayumu: GOUENJI-SAN, KIDOU-SAN, YOU GUYS TOO!! SAVE ME FROM MY PRANKSTER TEAMMATE!! THIS SHORTY’S GONNA BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEEE!
  • Kidou Yuuto: If memory serves me right, Manyuuji is known for their disciplined students and peaceful nature. Their soccer team is quite strong. I still think it's a miracle how the youth soccer league had convinced them to participate in the Football Frontier despite not wanting competition of any sorts. For those reasons, it's impossible for someone from that school to be playing pranks and - judging from how you're reacting - continuously, as well.
  • Shourinji Ayumu: BUT IT’S TRUE!! HE’D BEEN PRANKING ME SINCE DAY ONE!! HE’D BEEN SHOWING ME SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!! IN FACT, I’M EVEN DANGLING IN A NET THAT’S EIGHT FEET FROM THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!! EIGHT FEET!!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Shourin, calm down. Why not just tell your coach about it?!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: I’VE BEEN TELLING HIM ABOUT IT BUT HE’D JUST APOLOGIZE AND PLEAD THAT I SHOULD JUST LET IT GO!! THIS IS THE THIRD PRANK THIS DAY AND IT’S NOT EVEN NOON! TELL ME, KAZEMARU-SAN! HOW COULD I LET THIS GOOOO?!!??
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: Sorry. I don't know what to say..
  • Endou Mamoru: Shourin!
  • Endou Mamoru: Do you remember what you came there for?
  • Endou Mamoru: The reason we all have gone to separate schools?
  • Endou Mamoru: The reason we even made this group chat?
  • Endou Mamoru: The promise we made each other before going our separate ways?
  • Endou Mamoru: That's right.
  • Endou Mamoru: It's because Japan's soccer isn't strong enough to challenge the world!
  • Endou Mamoru: In order to get stronger and to meet more amazing people, we can't give up!
  • Endou Mamoru: We have to finish what we started!
  • Endou Mamoru: To help other teams rise to the top all the while challenging each other, that's our duty!
  • Endou Mamoru: And to make Japan's soccer number one to the world is our goal!
  • Endou Mamoru: Give it your all in overcoming this predicament for the Goddess of Victory smile upon those who work hard!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: CAPTAIN!!
  • Kabeyama Heigorou: Not captain, ENDOU-SAN-SU!!
  • Shourinji Ayumu: Oh yeah.. ENDOU-SAN!! I WON’T GIVE UP ANYMORE!!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: ENDOU!!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: ENDOU!!
  • Kurimatsu Teppei: ENDOU-SAN-DEYANSU!!
  • Handa Shinichi: ENDOU!
  • Yamino Kageto: ENDOU-SAN!!
  • Shishido Sakichi: ENDOU-SAN!!
  • Matsuno Kuusuke: ENDOU!!
  • Kidou Yuuto: How is he doing that?
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Just go with it.
  • Megane Kakeru: ENDOU-KUN!
  • Megane Kakeru: HOW COULD YOU HAVE SUCH FLAWLESS GRAMMAR ALL OF A SUDDEN?!?
  • Endou Mamoru: Oh. Kazemaru put my phone’s autocorrect on.
  • Megane Kakeru: THANK GOODNESS!! THANK THE MERCIFUL KAZEMARU AND TECHNOLOGY’S ADVANCEMENT I DON’T HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THAT PUTRID GRAMMAR EVER AGAIN!!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: MEGANE!! Endou might not be smart but he has feelings too!!
  • Endou Mamoru: Hey!
  • Someoka Ryuugo: By the way, Otaku. How's Shuuyou Meito doing?
  • Megane Kakeru: Address me with my name!! MY NAME!!
  • Megane Kakeru: And we're doing fine, Someoka-kun. I can assure you that Shuuyou Meito has no longer have the means to cheat for I, Megane Kakeru, shall see to it that we'll win fair and square!
  • Kidou Yuuto: Finally, back on topic again.
  • Handa Shinichi: It's good to know most of you are enjoying your stay on your respective teams. In my case..
  • Handa Shinichi: I'm just really a second away from losing my sanity with these Oumihara players. How can all the loud mouths join in in one team?! They're just too much.
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Isn't Oumihara in Okinawa?
  • Handa Shinichi: Yes. Is there something wrong Gouenji?
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Nothing.
  • Kidou Yuuto: No, really. You're obviously bothered by something. What is it?
  • Gouenji Shuuya: Have you ever felt like.. you failed to save a swirly-haired kid and a puppy from falling wooden planks?
  • Kidou Yuuto: Gouenji, what are you talking about? Had the triplets been messing with you again?
  • Gouenji Shuuya: No, Kidou. They've actually been nothing but friendly since I got back here. It's probably just my imagination.
  • Kidou Yuuto: How oddly specific.
  • - Endou Mamoru changed the group’s name to ‘SAKKA YAROUZE’ -
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: ENDOOOUUUUU!!
  • Endou Mamoru: But I wanna play!
  • Kazemaru Ichirouta: NOT A VALID REASON!!
  • - Kidou Yuuto changed the group's name to ‘Reinforcement Committee’ - - Endou Mamoru changed the group’s name to ‘BUT I STILL WANNA PLAY!!’ -
  • - Kazemaru Ichirouta changed the group’s name to ‘THEN WAIT FOR FUDOU TO WAKE UP AGAIN!!’ -
  • - Megane Kakeru changed the group's name to ‘STOP CHANGING THE GROUP’S NAME!!’ -
  • - Gouenji Shuuya changed the group’s name to ‘Don’t use the capslock’ -
  • - Kidou Yuuto changed the group's name to ‘Reinforcement Committee’ -

anonymous asked:

Your friends throw you a birthday party, and when they're about to sing Happy Birthday, they change all the lyrics to Chogiwa. And then they give you a huge ass gift box which turns out there's Chanyeol in it surprising you by singing Chogiwa for you, and then Suho runs into the room so fast you can barely see him to kidnap Chanyeol back to Korea. But he trips and accidentally throws the cake in your face.

Sounds better than any birthday party I’ve ever had already

Originally posted by chanyeoloves-baekhyun

twinvax  asked:

Vax is all in black in an old western and internally dying from the heat. He will not give up his aesthetic though.

Vax and Vex are from ways a way south, grew up with the heat. asides, it’s a different kinda heat up north, all dry and blustery, and that ain’t so bad. better than the baking sun of the desert, leastways

shittygomu  asked:

Ace!Asahi loves being touched but avoids it anyway bc /implications/. He starts dating Ushijima, who is constantly touching him, just always, casually - a hand on his arm to keep Asahi grounded while they're talking to someone, (1/?)

(2/?) a head on his shoulder in the train. They go on a picnic date and Ushijima goes “Satori showed me these pictures of people with flowers in their braids, it reminded me of you” and thus Asahi’s majestic flower braid happens. They take a picture

(3/?) and Ushi says “Hmm. You look much better than the people in the pictures Satori showed me.” Asahi pretty much explodes and hides his face in Ushi’s neck. They stay like that and Asahi realises he is not nervous about Ushi touching him ever

(4/4) When they get back home Asahi kisses Ushijima for the first time and they spend the night cuddling (ok, maybe Asahi lied about the nerves, this still makes his heart pound. But for good reasons, he thinks.)

I have an addendum, when Asahi kisses Ushijima, ushi tries to be calm about it for asahi but the next day he’s still so excited about it he bursts into Tendou’s place just to yell “HE KISSED ME”

Holy shit?? This is so pure, bless you :’D