they won't let you swim in them

50% OFF starters.
  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
  • Miyuki: We... are not kings.
  • Kageyama: You're damn right we're not.
  • Oikawa: Speak for yourself, baka baaaka baka baaaaaka.
  • Miyuki: *glare* Let's start again. We are not kings. We're challengers.
  • All: Yeah!
  • Miyuki: Who's shed the most sweat?
  • -Seidou!
  • -Seijoh!
  • -Seirin!
  • -Seigaku!
  • Miyuki: ...Shed the most tears?
  • -SEIDOU
  • -SEIJOH
  • -SEIRIN
  • -SEIGAKU
  • Rin: Can we please pick one?
  • Miyuki: ...*ignores* Are you ready to fight?
  • All: YEAH!
  • Haru: Not really, I just want to swim.
  • Makoto: Hush, Haru-chan.
  • Miyuki: Bearing pride in our hearts, we're after the national crown!
  • Akashi: You guys just be ready to lose.
  • Aomine: The only one who can beat me is me.
  • Kuramochi: *kicks both of them* SHUT UP.
  • Miyuki: LET'S GO!
  • All: YEAH!
  • Miyuki: ...Man, that was hard.
  • Hinata: Don't mind, Tiredyuki-kun!
  • Sawamura: Don't don't mind! AHAHAHAHAH
  • Miyuki: I won't catch for you tonight, Sawamura.
  • Sawamura: *gasp* YOU SHITTY TANUKI.
  • Ryoma: Mada mada dane.
Sentence starters: IF YOU LEAVE edition.
  • "There's no heat from out mouths."
  • "Take me back to my refuge."
  • "I needed you."
  • "Now we are strangers."
  • "It's different now."
  • "I have a feeling."
  • "Let's go back."
  • "We're too similar."
  • "Wait for me to degrade."
  • "Before you go killing."
  • "I'm derailing."
  • "My youth has stained our sheets."
  • "Winter comes."
  • "Crush all the things I once loved."
  • "Crush all the things I once had."
  • "I'm wasted."
  • "I'm a foolish, fragile spine."
  • "I want all that is not mine."
  • "I want (him/her) but we're not right."
  • "In the darkness, I will meet my creator."
  • "They will all agree that I'm a suffocator."
  • "I'm a suffocator."
  • "I shall go now."
  • "My bones have found a place to lie down."
  • "What a mess I leave to follow."
  • "I'm sorry if I smothered you."
  • "I sometimes wish I stayed inside my mother."
  • "Shadows settle on the place that you left."
  • "Our mind our troubled by the emptiness."
  • "Destroy the middle."
  • "It's a waste of time."
  • "From the perfect start to the finish line."
  • "If you're still breathing, you're the lucky one."
  • "Most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs."
  • "We are the reckless."
  • "We are the wild youth."
  • "One day we'll reveal the truth."
  • "If you're still bleeding, you're the lucky ones."
  • "Most our feelings, they are dead and they are gone."
  • "It was a flood that wrecked this home."
  • "You caused it."
  • "I've lost it all."
  • "I'm just a silhouette."
  • "My eyes are damp from the words you left."
  • "You broke my chest."
  • "Most of us are bitter over someone."
  • "I'm forever missing them."
  • "I'll wrap up my bones and leave them."
  • "Leave them."
  • "It's spiralling down."
  • "We're still sleeping like we're lovers."
  • "They can kill without warning."
  • "You loved them."
  • "You steal his features."
  • "Your mother is a bleacher."
  • "(S)he don't even feel the heat."
  • "(S)he don't even wanna speak to you."
  • "You'll always find a place to go."
  • "You can try to sink."
  • "(S)he left without reason."
  • "You can try to forget me."
  • "I won't let you."
  • "I'm floating out in the water."
  • "You'll regret you conceived it."
  • "Clean up the dead you leave behind."
  • "We'll be swimming with the fishes."
  • "Leave our troubles in the sand."
  • "We'll be nothing but dust."
  • "I will leave two lines."
  • "Just find my love."
  • "Then find me."
  • "Don't bring tomorrow."
  • "I already know."
  • "I'll lose you."
  • "By tomorrow, I'll be left in the darkness."
  • "Your shoes will be gone."
  • "My mind's lost in bleak visions."
  • "I've tried to escape."
  • "(S)he's lost faith."
  • "Maybe (s)he once thought on me then."
  • "There's a human."
  • "I'm still human."
  • "I think I'm dying here."
  • "I'm dying."
  • "I'm all ready for healing."
  • "My mind's with nightmares streaming."
  • "Take me out of this place."
  • "Break me out of the shell–like cage I'm in."
  • "I think that I'm a human."
  • "I think that I'm still human."
  • "Hunt me down."
  • "I can't stand to be so dead behind the eyes."
  • "Feed me."
  • "Spark me up."
  • "I can feel something."
  • "Give me touch."
  • "I've been missing it."
  • "I'm dreaming."
  • "Strangers."
  • "I'm dreaming of strangers kissing me in the night."
  • "Just so I can feel something."
  • "You steal me away."
  • "Steal me away."
  • "Take me back to a room in your house."
  • "Stare at me with the lights off."
  • "Your eyes go grey finding."
  • "Lock your gaze onto my face."
  • "I hope."
  • "I will have grown back."
  • "I'll escape with (him/her)."
  • "Show (him/her) all of my skin."
  • "Then I'll go."
  • "I'll go home."
  • "I'm flying a kite."
  • "I've been thinking that I should see someone."
  • "Just to see if I'm alright."
  • "I'm alright."
  • "I used to dream."
  • "I used to dream of adventure."
  • "Now we're killing our brain cells."
  • "Is this called living?"
  • "Is this called living or something else?"
  • "Tell me to come back."
  • "Let the water rise."
  • "Let the earth crack."
  • "Let me fall inside."
  • "Dry your smoke stung eyes."
  • "You can see the light."
  • "If you leave."
  • "When I go."
  • "When I go, you'll find me."
  • "You'll find me."
  • "Will you run away?"
  • "Come out to the sea, my love."
  • "Drown with me."