Another Day, Another...Galleon?
I really don’t get the hubbub today? All these whispers that such-and-such is the son of “what’s his name” and how that flower girl is the daughter of some important person and some different important person, and they were both friends with the father of so-and-so… and that guy defeated some evil guy who I’m literally not supposed to remember the name of….
Spoiler alert: I can’t remember it, so history won that battle. Something with a silent ‘T’… “Who has a silent ‘T’ in their name? “Hello there I’m Bert, pronounced Berrrrrr”.
It’s ok the dude was apparently super evil. I think I get a pass on making fun of him. Either way he’s dead and was too dumb to have any kids to reap revenge.
Listen, whatever. You kids have fun being important somehow….. All I care about is that the network is up and running….. Which it will be…. Just give me like a day or two….