they were probably like this even when they were older

Sojiro Shimada headcanons
  • he has an older sister who ran off with a lover when they were young. She visits sometimes to give his kids too much sugar and encourage them to do wild shit like express themselves. Of course you can finger paint on the walls Genji.
  • He liked sweets he kept a stash in his office.
  • God damn he loved his wife
  • it was a kind of business marriage, probably arranged for him, but they were lucky and fell in love. She was super funny?? It surprised him she seemed so quiet and reserved in meetings between their families he was not expecting dick jokes on the first date
  • They worked wonderfully together, he was a practical businessman and she was ruthlessly clever and charismatic. A perfect team the family had never done better. 
  • She died having Genji. His father never blamed him though. 
  • God damn he loved his kids!
  • He was always busy but still a damn good dad. He never ignored his kids and tried not to tell them “not now” if he could help it. He took every opportunity he possibly could to go out and do fun kid stuff with them. He’d do Hanzo’s hair for him and help him with his homework. He’d let Genji paint his nails and scribble on papers he didn’t need, just please, not the walls again.(Hanzo’s responsible attitude developed quite early. Think like, 4 years old following Genji while he crawls around, just kinda herding him away from things he shouldn’t touch. Probably making a face and sighing like he’s too old and tired for this, even tho he is doing it completely by his own will.This was helpful for poor busy dad.)
  • He told his kids stories before bed almost every night. Even when it was just Hanzo. When they were a little older and he pulled that “once there were two dragons who were grounded because they stayed out past curfew” Genji told him he should have ditched the family and written children’s stories. He low key liked the idea. 
  • There’s a picture of his wife on his nightstand and he talks to her sometimes. About things that are stressing him out, about how smart Hanzo is or how Genji looks exactly like her. 
  • He tried not to put excessive pressure on Hanzo, but Hanzo would just make up for it by putting pressure on himself. This is a little bit frustrating, he doesn’t wanna say, “maybe you shouldn’t aim so high”, but he hates to see Hanzo so stressed out trying to reach the bars he set for himself. He appreciates that Genji seems to take care of and support his brother, tho. 
  • He never pushed Genji to accept his role as heir to the family, but he did try to convince his son that there was a nobility in what they did. Even if they dealt in weapons and drugs and death, they provided jobs and second chances to unfortunate people, they were fair with their justice and they protected their city. 
  • He was constantly at odds with his wife’s older and younger brothers, who joined the family’s council of elders when they married into the family. The pair of them were greedy and underhanded and blamed Genji for the death of their sister. They went behind his back and gave the poor kid shit all the time.
  • He always has been and would still be very proud of his kids.

reasons that Humble is my favourite clip of s4 so far:

  • Sana calling her mum out and her mum actually being honest and them airing their thoughts rather than repress it all
  • Sana voicing her thoughts on the parts of Islam that she doesn’t agree with, crushing racist stereotypes
  • Sana actually showing her anger and her hurt instead of keeping quiet like she has been so far
  • a n g r y  b a s k e t b a l l
  • Elias coming out and talking to his sister because he can see she’s frustrated
  • chill sibling basketball time where they don’t necessarily need to talk
  • Sana and Elias sitting on the swingset together like they probably did when they were just kids
  • E L I A S
  • Elias’ entire speech about how isn’t it more important to live like you believe in Allah rather than saying you do and living like you don’t???
  • Elias flat out saying he just wants what’s best for his sister
  • Elias not demonising their mother, but rather acknowledging that she was born (and presumably raised) in a different country when things were very different in the world, even though it’s frustrating for them because “she doesn’t know what it’s like to be us”
  • E L I A S
  • Elias not telling Sana to back off his friend or being the gross older brother
  • seeing Sana smile and look so light and free and just have a nice time with her brother
  • smiling Bakkoush siblings
  • E L I A S
  • “when you’re sad I’m sad”
  • literally everything I loved this clip

Trini and Kim’s parents love the other girl. Kimberly’s because they’re glad their daughter has new friends after her “incident” and Trini’s because they’re glad their daughter has friends at all.

But you know who isn’t all for the Trimberly relationship? Trini’s little brothers. Like…maybe they used to do stuff together on weekends like watch cartoons and make special breakfasts and go play at the park. Or she’d chill with them after school and watch them when her parents were busy. Or she’d sneak them treats after bedtime and before dinner. Just generally being the cool but exasperated older sister who is trying to make sure her brothers never feel alone like she did.

Well, now that she’s a ranger, things have changed. She’s gone more now. And yeah, they’ve noticed she smiles more but they’re kids. They miss how it used to be and just see their big sister slipping away. Trini probably doesn’t even realize how important those moments with her brothers were to them. The feeling is mutual, of course, she just didn’t know that they valued that time as much as she did.

Anyway, since she can’t tell them the real reason she’s been different lately, they sort of pinpoint Kimberly as the problem because she’s the one they see her with the most. They’re not mean to her, but they are standoffish and aloof. Kimberly figures it out pretty fast. The boys are fascinated with Zack and Jason and Billy and just Do Not fuck with Kim and almost seem scared of her sometimes.

Trini would never admit it, but she talks highly of her little brothers and Kim knows their time together is just as important to her girlfriend as their couple time and she’s been missing them too. So. Kimberly tells her it’s okay. To go hang out with her little brothers. She knows she misses them. Trini does and they’re thrilled. Since Kim knows what’s up she just…leaves Trini alone for the weekend and chills with the other rangers. Like, not going MIA or anything, but just telling her to enjoy her weekend and don’t worry about entertaining her. She’ll sneak in Sunday night and can tell her all about it. She also bans the others from bothering her with their shenanigans.

Cut to the next weekend and her brothers are ready for a repeat. But Kimberly is there. Trini’s noticed the tension but has just? Kinda hoped it would go away on its own. Anyway, Kimberly being the understanding gf that she is is about to leave and Trini is all pouty because hey, she planned this movie night for all of them and she kinda wanted to cuddle her girl tonight. Kimberly stays because that pout, who could resist? Not her. In the morning, Kimberly gets up super early and can’t go back to sleep. Trini’s out like a light and she doesn’t wanna wake her. The boys come barreling in and one, they’re a little awestruck that Kim is still there because “does our mom know you spent the night?” and two, they’re hungry and want their sister to make her special pancakes. Kimberly’s all like “we should let her sleep” and tells them she’s a great cook, she can get breakfast started and pls don’t tell your parents that I stayed over. Kimberly is not a great cook. In fact, she’s terrible. The boys quickly realize it and guide Kim through what Trini does but they really don’t pay that much attention and the food is horrible and disgusting. But they have flour fights and jam to some music and bond a little bit. They’re making progress.

Maybe next week Kimberly brings some movies that she thinks they’ll like. The week after that (and with Trini’s help) she makes some traditional desserts and treats for them. After that she brings some stuff that her mom made for them to try. (Idk I just love the idea of them giving each other culture lessons.)

They discuss the Power Rangers. Kim “makes up” all kinds of awesome stories for them and they love it. Trini does too. She’s so used to being alone, and here’s Kimberly, actively trying to engage herself in her life.

Eventually, they just…like Kim and get used to her and her sister being a thing and having to share her until they’re not really sharing her anymore and Kim is just a permanent fixture in their, and their sister’s, life.

50 Shades of Dean

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Sam

Word Count: 3163

Warnings: Slight dom/sub, smut, unprotected sex, mentions of 50 shades of Gray, use of restraints, spanking, mostly just fluff and slightly kinky sex. 

Summary: You and the boys decided to watch a movie after Sam gets embarrassed and goes to bed, you and Dean decide to do a little role playing of your own. Not even you realized just how brave you could be. 

A/N: This was done for an anon who requested, Hello. I was wondering you could write one where you and the boys are finally staying in one night so you decide to watch a movie and the girl picks 50 shades and Sam ends up going to bed and Dean and reader somehow end up acting out what they are watching. Not sure if I explained well. Thank you!!! ❤️ I hope it was what you were looking for. I am even thinking about possibly doing a part two if people want to read one just let me know. This was super fun to write, I hope it is fun to read. Italics are scenes from the movie, specifically. 

Flopping between your two favorite guys you let your body squash between them. Carefully tucking in your elbows to your side to make sure you didn’t hit anyone in the guts. It was not only a much-needed break from the cases you had been dealing with, Lucifer’s baby mama drama was still causing problems not to mention the British douche bags were now also trying to murder you and everyone you knew. It was also movie night, and it was your turn to pick the film. A well-deserved distraction and you already had a title in mind.  

You didn’t get to watch movies and relax very often, so even knowing the boys might be slightly uncomfortable, you choose the one movie you had been dying to see. The movie was supposed to be a romance and you only vaguely knew that it was about somewhat kinky sex, you didn’t even care if you blushed for two hours straight. It was what you were watching. You clicked a few buttons and up it popped on the screen. 

“Ugh, no, you aren’t going to make us watch,” Sam let out a sigh, “this.” 

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not to sound like an old lady but I remember……

  • back when there weren’t hacks and we all had to duplicate crap with that turn-off-your-wifi-when-the-session-is-ending-at-the-exact-right-moment
  • when clover paths blew up in popularity and we all shared the same pain of having to dupe for hours and hours to fill our towns with clovers and WHOA I FOUND A FOUR LEAF CLOVER I WONDER IF THAT MAKES ME LUCKY
  • I remember when all the drama was on acnlconfessions and about 50% of it was furries
  • that infamous club tortimer troll guy who made me cry that one time and wow that was so stupid omg
  • “why is marshal so popularrrrr I only liek the UGLY villagersss” - about 30% of submissions to confession blogs
  • when I sold marshal to someone for 40 million bells omg
  • beetle farming for hours and hours to pay off them loans because once again NO HACKS
  • kind souls posting their high turnip prices and letting people come to their towns to sell, those people saved my life
  • the great pastel vs. forest towns debate (is that still a thing?)
  • when the sloppy set was a Huge Deal and now I never see it??
  • north tbh, I miss it
  • dream suite: “is that a bra rack”
  • debates about whether or not tom nook is really evil
  • discovering that you could put ur kk music on shuffle = mind blown
  • the excitement of discovering various new features in acnl for the first time- gem rocks, the clam shell music boxes, bamboo!! amazing!!
  • the term “dreamies” I rarely see it anymore and I am grateful for that
  • and also why did everyone hate jambette so much
  • plot resetting for HOURS
  • when everyone posted jumping-in-puddle pics
  • “don’t ever wear a crown to club tortimer”
  • villagers vs. pets tag (’: 

maaaan those were simpler times maaaan

camp f*ck

pairing: park jimin x oc
genre/rating: smut, mature themes, language
words: 11.3k
summary: you’re working at a camp (kinda like camp rock) sexually frustrated and very single, when the camp suddenly decides to make more money by opening their doors for older “kids”. you come across park jimin, who makes it more than clear that he would like to get to know you better in more than one way

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Fred Weasley Imagine - Draco’s Little Sister

Pairing: Fred Weasley x Reader, Draco x Sister!Reader
Word Count: 2291
Request: Being Dracos little sister and going with Fred to the Yule Ball
Blurb: The Yule Ball is coming up, but you are too young and can only go if someone older asks you out. You are very surprised when someone asks you out and you are even more surprised when you say yes. 
Authors Note: I really like this.

Did you know that he was what your family classified as a ‘blood traitor’? Yes, yes you did. Were you aware that your older brother had told you to say no to any guy that asked you to the Yule Ball? Of course you were. Did you realise that your family would probably kill you once they found out you had said yes? Well at the time you didn’t, but as soon as it came out of your mouth, you realised how bad you had stuffed up.

You were still sat in the library, at the same table in the same spot, but everything felt different. You were replaying the conversation you had had with your brother a while ago.

“So there’s a Yule Ball coming up, do you think mother would have a dress for me?” You had asked him cheerily. You were sitting in the Astronomy Tower, having your usual talk. Draco looked at you and squinted his eyes.

“Third years aren’t allowed to go to the Ball,” Draco stated as you looked at him.

“They are if someone asks them out.” You pointed out making Draco roll his eyes.

“And what makes you so sure that you will get asked?” He asked making you roll your eyes.

“Well, nothing, but it would be nice to have a dress just in case. What if someone asks me like a day before, there would be no time to prepare my outfit.” You explained as Draco scoffed.

“No one is going to ask you out,” Draco replied.

“Thank you, that really helped my self-esteem. Why would nobody ask me out?” You replied sarcastically rolling your eyes again.

“Because they are not allowed.” Draco sneered, his teeth gritted.

“Says who?!”

“Says me.” Internally, you thought it was quite cute that Draco was playing the over-protective older brother role.

“But what if someone asks me?” You asked, kind of hoping he would change his mind.

“You can say no.” He offered, shrugging his shoulders.

“But I can say yes.” You pointed out Draco raised an eyebrow at you and you nudged him with your shoulder. That was the end of that conversation.

After you felt that you had replayed that conversation enough times in your head, you decided to start reliving the conversation you had just had.

“Hey Y/N.” It was none other than Fred Weasley who had sat next to you.

“Fred, hi.” You smiled at him, putting your potions book down.

“So do you have a date to the Yule Ball?” He asked. You were taken aback by the question. You and the Weasley twins had gotten along. You had always thought their pranks were funny, but you had never really had a proper conversation with them. This is why you were a little shocked when he asked you this, wondering if maybe he would ask you.

“No, I haven’t. Have you?” You asked, smiling at him and putting your quill down.

“Not yet.” He shrugged. “Hey, do you maybe want to go with me to the ball?”

“Are you pranking me?” You had asked instantly. You realised how rude that sounded as soon as you said it, but there was no going back.

“No.” He chuckled making you blush.

“Uh-yeah that would be cool then.” You replied slowly making Fred beam. He thanked you and then left.

You were still smiling when he had left the library. A few seconds after you finally realised what just happened. You were going to the Ball with Fred Weasley. He was quite attractive, but he was a little older than you and you wouldn’t even think about him asking you out.

You were still smiling in your shocked state, not really knowing how to process what just happened. You knew that Draco could not find out about this and you had to tell Fred this as well.

The next day at lunch you decided to find Fred and tell him. You found him outside with George. You walked over to them and yelled his name out.

“Y/N, hi, how are you?” He asked standing up and smiling.

“I’m good, can I talk to you for a little bit?” You asked pointing a bit behind you. He nodded and walked a little further away from George.
“I’m really glad you asked me to the Ball.” You started, but was cut off by Fred.

“I’m glad I asked you.” You nodded at him and continued.

“But, can we maybe keep it a secret, maybe make it a surprise?” You suggested to which he smirked a little.

“I like your thinking.” He winked making you giggle.

“Thank you.” You smiled at him and hugged him before running off.

The night of the ball came quickly and you decided not to ask your mother for a dress just in case she wanted to know who had asked you. No one knew about your date and you hoped Fred hadn’t told anyone either. You had barely spoken since you asked him not to tell anyone, only exchanging small smiles at each other in the hallway.

You stood up and looked at yourself in the mirror. You had just spent the last 20 minutes sitting on your bed and trying exceedingly hard not to bite your nails. You were very nervous, this was a bad idea and you shouldn’t have said yes. You weren’t sure what made you say yes, but you did.

A little part of you hoped that this was all prank to save you actually having to go to the Ball with him, but a big part of you hoped it wasn’t because that would be very embarrassing and you would have to listen to Draco yelling at you that it wasn’t a smart idea to say yes. Although, even if it wasn’t a prank you would have to listen to Draco yelling at you that it wasn’t a smart idea to say yes. 

You looked yourself up and down and smiled, you felt confident with how you looked. The rest of the girls in your dormitory had already left. You finally decided to leave as well.

You saw Fred and he looked very handsome and he thought you looked absolutely beautiful. He was speechless and you were quite happy about that.

You guys chatted the whole night and you were thoroughly enjoying it. He was quite a nice guy and obviously funny, there were no awkward moments. You hadn’t seen Draco yet and you were quite thankful. Now that you thought of it, you weren’t really sure Draco even had a date, or was even going to show up.

Everyone had soon finished eating and people were starting to dance. Fred stood up and asked you to dance, you stood up too.

“I must warn you, I am a horrible dancer.” You giggled as he held your hand and led you to the dancefloor.

“So am I.” He winked at you as you found a spot on the dancefloor. 

You both danced for what felt like ages. Fred was right, he was a horrible dancer, but it was alright because it was very entertaining and only a little bit embarrassing.

A fast dance had come on and you and Fred were enjoying dancing really badly, but you were both breathing very heavy once the song finished.

“I’ll go get us some drinks.” He yelled over the start of the next song. You nodded as you fanned yourself with your hands.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Came a voice you knew so well.

“Trying to not sweat, it’s hot.” You replied trying to catch your breath.

“You know what I mean,” Draco said sternly raising an eyebrow. You looked at the floor, avoiding eye-contact with him. “Did you not listen to me when we spoke about this? What are people going to say? What are our parents going to say?” Draco quizzed and you couldn’t bring yourself to answer. You knew this would happen and you had braced yourself for it, but it was still hard.

“Draco, please don’t yell at me tonight. Yell at me tomorrow morning or something. I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I just, I don’t know. Just let me please enjoy tonight.” You begged as Draco glared at you. He nodded slightly and you hugged him. “Thank you.” You whispered as you let go. He walked off just as Fred came over.

“What did he want?” He asked, looking at the back of Draco.

“It’s not important, thank you.” You shrugged as you grabbed the drink from him. You guys went to the side of the dance floor so you could drink it without spilling it.

“Are you ready to start dancing again?” He asked, wiggling his eyebrows at you.

“Of course I am.” You giggled as you put your empty cups down and went to the middle of the dance floor again.

After a few more songs, most people had left and you were starting to get tired.

“I think I’ve had enough dancing now.” You puffed as you stopped jumping around. Fred nodded, also puffing. You guys went back to your table. You looked around and a lot of people had left.

You guys talked for a little while longer and started getting to know each other a little better. You were started to really enjoy his company and you didn’t find it weird anymore that there was a little age gap between you two. You guys eventually decided to call it a night and went back to your dorms. You hugged him before saying goodbye and it felt good.

You couldn’t stop smiling as you went to your dormitory. You basically skipped to your Common Room you were in such a good mood. You fell asleep happy that night and didn’t even think about the conversation you would be having with Draco tomorrow.

The next morning your good mood remained and you still hadn’t thought about Draco. This was until you saw him at breakfast. You both made eye contact and he subtly moved his head to the side to hint that he wanted to talk to you. In private.

You sighed and got up, some breakfast would have actually been nice, but you decided not to bring it up.

“What were you thinking?” He seethed as soon as you got out of the Great Hall. Everyone was eating breakfast or still sleeping so you two were alone.

“I wasn’t.” You sighed, bracing yourself for the worse.

“I know you weren’t.” He mumbled as you looked at the floor, once again not wanting to make eye contact with him. “Do you think I told you not to go with anyone because I’m cruel?” You looked up at him. “Because I didn’t, I did it because I know no matter who you take, mother and father will find one fault about them and they won’t be happy. And out of all the guys in Hogwarts, you just had to go with Fred Weasley didn’t you?”

“I’m sorry.” You whispered. You had believed that Draco told you not to go with anyone because he was being an older brother and protecting you from guys, but it was for a different reason. He was still being an older brother, but he was protecting you from your parents. It was sweet in a weird way.

“You better hope that mother and father don’t find out.” He warned as you nodded. Tears were forming in your eyes, but you were a Malfoy and Malfoys don’t cry. Draco went back into the Great Hall and you stayed outside, trying to get yourself together before you went back in.

You sat yourself up against the wall and just stared off into space. You didn’t really know what to think. You were just hoping that your parents would not find out.

“Y/N?” You heard someone call your name and you turned to see Fred and George walk by. Of course. “Are you alright?” Fred sat down next to you and hinted to George to go in.

“Yeah.” You replied, smiling at him.

“Are you sure?” He asked doubtfully.

“Yeah.” You replied, staring off into space again.

“You don’t seem fine.” He commented, squinting his eyes a bit.

“I’m fine.” You reassured, slowly nodding your head.

“Are you going to go into the Great Hall?” He asked curiously.

“No.” You simply replied, slightly shrugging your shoulders.

“Ok.” He wrapped an arm around your shoulders.

“What are you doing?” You asked smiling a bit.

“I’m staying here with you.” He said as if it was the most obvious thing.

“Why?” You giggled.

“Because you’re sad.” He replied.

“I’m not sad.” You insisted, shoving him with your shoulder.

“Ok.” He said sarcastically making both of you giggle.

You both sat against the wall, talking about how you weren’t sad. You hadn’t noticed how long you had been talking until people started walking out of the Great Hall. Your head turned instantly and you saw a familiar head of blonde hair come out first. You stood up as soon as you saw him, making Fred confused.

You and Draco just stared at each other while all the other students moved around you and Fred stayed on the floor. Draco had a disappointed look on his face and it made you sad.

You were the one who broke eye contact, you looked to the floor and ran to your dorm. You left Draco and you left Fred. You felt bad for Fred, he was being so nice when he never really needed to be.

You knew you would have to talk to him sooner rather than later, but you just needed time alone to think. 

You And Me

Originally posted by yugyeom

I guess that’s just part of loving people: You have to give things up. Sometimes you even have to give them up.”

Summary: The right words always seem to come too late. One set of words can stop you from getting what you want in the first place.. He was everything you wanted but what was stopping you? Oh that’s right… Your best friend was now his new girlfriend… What will happen when one mistake leads to trouble?

Previous Parts:

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Part 11 // Part 12 //

Part 13 has arrived! 

More Parts:

Part 14 //



“I could tell you really do love Yugyeom.. but-” before Bambam finished his sentence he pulled back and was now staring right at you.

“But you need someone who is going to make you happy. He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matter is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life. Sometimes you need to walk away. Not to make someone else realize how worthy you are. But for you to understand and acknowledge your own self worth.”

You were speechless. Bambam had a point and you couldn’t argue back. You looked at Bambam and shrugged.

“I know.. I deserve better, but It’s not going to be easy.”

“You just need to find someone who will treat like how you need to be treated.” Bambam says trying to encourage you to move on and you nodded your head.

“I know.”

“I know I shouldn’t be telling you this right now… And I know this is the worst time to let you know but I hate that I like you. Fuck that I hate that I’m in love with you… And I hate that I can’t do a thing it.”

Bambam was in love with you? Why didn’t you see this coming?

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anonymous asked:

Hi I'm a sophomore in high school and I like this Freshman in college. We've talked since he beginning of my Freshman year and his Senior year. We both flirt and have this connection. He does not want me for sex because he's not like that (also his friends and people who know him have told me this) We text 24/7 and he comes to almost everything I have and me vice versa. The only thing is that my parents believe that he is "too old" for me. Should we remain just friends or should we go for it?

I really encourage you to stick with friendship. You guys may have a great friendship but you are in really different parts of your life.

Honestly, even if he’s not trying to be “like that”, if he was interested in dating a high school sophomore, that’s kind of a red flag that he doesn’t want an equal relationship.

Maybe it’s not intentional on his part - unequal relationships are normalized - but that won’t stop it from getting weird and uncomfortable in ways you won’t be prepared to deal with, or probably won’t even fully understand until later on when you realized how much it messed you up. I’m speaking from my own experience on this & the experiences of many many people I know.

Like, would you be into an 8th grader? Even if they were fun to be around and you really appreciated them as a person? It would be weird, right? You have more freedom and experience than a kid that age, you’re WAY more grown up than you were when you were in 8th grade. You’d probably feel creepy if you tried to date a 13 year old - that feeling is a warning to stop you from taking advantage.

But it’s hard to see age gaps when you’re the younger one, because you’re more mature than you’ve ever been and it feels like you’re ready to do almost anything. But as the older person looking back - that difference is very noticeable.

Like even if you’re really mature and responsible and even if you’re ready to date in general, dating someone that much older starts off with a weird dynamic, it has to, because he’s seen and experienced things you haven’t, he knows things you don’t, he has freedom you don’t, and he has more practice interacting with people than you do.

And you know he knows things you don’t, so it becomes like this weird situation where he has the power to influence you more than you can influence him, and even if he doesn’t try to use it - it starts out unbalanced.

Honestly, your teen years through about 22 is this period of massive super fast growth. You’re becoming savvier and wiser and better at social stuff at a really fast pace during this period, so age gaps are extra big here. I really think an age gap of more than about a year and a half during this time period makes a giant difference - like just think about how much you’ve changed in that time.

You’re gonna keep that kind of really fast change up for a few more years, and during this time, older kids have big advantages over younger ones that make anything other than a sort of sibling-like friendship with people 3 years older or younger start to turn kind of weird. 

So that’s my advice. It’s ultimately your choice, and if you do decide to date this adult man and you wind up hurt by it – it still won’t be your fault, any more than it would be an 8th grader’s fault if you convinced one to date you and it messed them up. But I hope you choose not to go ahead with dating him, because you deserve to explore relationships with someone your own age without a weird power imbalance.

how does one fall in love? 

To some it may take months or years to even realize. 

but to the ones who fall in a matter of days, it’s probably the most scariest. 

when it honestly hits you like a slap to the face and you go from one moment to barely acknowledging that person to never being able to stop thinking about them. that moment when you never though that person would be the one, never saw it coming, but all it took was a day and time when that person talked to you and you felt as if your world had stopped and suddenly you were feeling things you weren’t sure what they were yourself. that moment when you’ve had other crushes, other little flings, but suddenly all that seemed so insignificant in comparison to what you’re feeling right now. that moment when you had to talk to yourself and ask yourself: what’s going on with you? why does your heart beat so fast like this? why is this happening?

And even you don’t know the answer to it. 

But do you know that feeling when you know you shouldn’t feel a certain way because of all the things you know won’t happen and in a way you’re leading yourself on? That feeling that even just thinking of that person brings a giddy smile to your face that it’s low key embarrassing and all your friends are confused as to why your smiling during a stupid math class. And that feeling when you know that person won’t like you back, ever, because there’s just absolutely no way, just no way. And you try not to think about that, because honestly that person itself is enough for you to make you happy, although that person being someone to call yours would be easily the best thing to ever happen to you. The small smiles, the playful winks, the lightest touch of your hands brushing. While every small thing that has happened has imprinted in your brain with nowhere to go, you remember that the other person has probably never even though much about it to the extent that you have. And even worse, if this were to ever happen to you I’m so so sorry, but even worse if that person were to like one of your closest friends, someone who you don’t know what you’d do without either. That feeling when you can’t help but feel obligated to make them both happy and sacrifice your happiness, just because they both mean so much to you in ways you can’t describe.

yea, I may just be a stupid high schooler in love, and this might all seem dumb and childish to me once I grow older. But today, I can’t help but ask just one question, every single day. 


what if? 

Old Friends (Robb Stark)

So an anonymous asked me for a Robb Stark imagine and this is something I came up with at work instead of actually working.

You and Robb had met when you were little, you shouldn’t have been friends. He was a Lord and you were a simple stonemasons daughter, but at the age of eight neither of you cared. But will he remember you when you meet once again almost ten years later?

Word Count: 2196

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anonymous asked:

#5 with jikook please? With Jungkook’s line as the first? Thank you!

kid-proof scissors

jikook | rating: t | request | 2.0k | ao3

Jungkook versus twenty normal-sized five-year-olds, Jimin versus one oversized five-year-old – who’s the real loser?

a/n: i hope you like this anonie! the concept is a little weird but it was the first thing that popped into my mind

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anonymous asked:

I'm kind of conflicted about yj going through a timeskip and if they do i want it to be a very minor one (2-3 months??) bc.... if it was like another 5 years then Artemis will be older than Wally if he comes back and even tho they'll still probably love each other I don't know if dc would allow a relationship like that in the series, even if everyone else is okay with it

Hm, I actually never thought about that. But I think Wally would age in the speedforce, right? Because I remember at some point in comics Bart went into the speedforce, aged up in there, and then came back a few years older, so I don’t think they’d make Wally stay 21 while Artemis aged to 25 because that’s just mean and we don’t deserve that. But at the same time, even if that were the case, it’s not like there’s anything wrong with it. It sucks and all that she’d be a few years older than him, but it wouldn’t change anything really. She’d probably look the same as she did before, and five years isn’t that long of a time when it comes to aging, so even if the writers were evil and made it skip five years and made Wally stay the same age despite that being unlikely, there wouldn’t be anything wrong with them still being a couple. 

But really though, if they skip more than a few months at most then be ready to gather your pitch forks and torches because I’ll be leading the assault on Warner Bros. Studios and horribly maiming the writers for their choices. 

BTS Reaction To...

A 6 year old Y/N babysits telling them to back off


Jin would not take the child seriously, at all. He might find it a little cute but other than that he would probably think the child is sleepy if they’re saying stuff like that.

“I think it’s bedtime for you. You must be really tired if you’re saying stuff that doesn’t make sense.”


I think Yoongi would be somewhat shocked at how forward the kid was being. Did this kid seriously think it had a shot with his Y/N? In his disbelief he would repeat what he had just been told to you.

“*Calls to you in the other room* Y/N did you just hear what this kid said? He wants to marry you!”


*J-Sass mode active*

As kind and caring as he can be I think Hoseok would not be able to control his sass in this kind of situation. The poor child would not be ready for the amount of sass they’re about to be hit with for trying to claim you as their’s.

“Maybe if you were older you’d have a chance.”


Namjoon would be trying his best at holding back his laughter, not wanting the kid to think he was making fun of it. He also knows that the kid is too young to be told why it wouldn’t be possible for them to marry you.

“Aren’t you a little young to be thinking about marriage?”


Jimin would find the situation adorable. The child had become so attached to you that they wanted to marry you, what’s not cute about it? However, he would feel the need to explain to the kid why they can’t marry you. I can imagine him giggling throughout his explanation though because he never thought he would ever have to do something like that.

“Now listen *giggles* you’ll never marry Y/N *more giggles*. She’s too old for you.”


He would be the sweetest about it with how much he adores children. He would probably sit down with the child and start talking to them about how cute it is. This would probably lead to him talking about how great you are and how he plans to marry you (since he plans to marry his first love).

“You want to marry Y/N too? That’s so cute!”


He would be as competitive as ever, it wouldn’t matter that he’s “competing” with a 6 year old, you were his dammit. It would be even worse if you were older than him. When you came back into the room you’d find one of his arms wrapped possessively around your waist without any explanation.

“I’m not going to lose Y/N to a little thing like you.”

This one was kinda difficult to write, I knew what gifs I wanted to use and what they would most likely say but as for the description of their reactions… I’m not quite satisfied with the hyung line.

Requests are OPEN

I did not make these gifs nor do I claim any credit for them.

Sibling Love | Newt

A/N: another original of mine! woo! I feel like if i told you guys the prompt, it’d give it away! there’s some smut?? not really?? anyways just enjoy the story and love newt.

Pairing: Reader x Newt

Warnings: suggestive language/actions. some nudity. heavy drinking.

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 2540


“Loser alert! Loser up ahead!” you screamed out as Gally was walking ahead of you.

“Oh drop it, Y/N” Gally huffed as he suppressed a smile.

You’re probably thinking: omg you and Gally are a thing now?

That, my friend, is where you are wrong. Like, super, wrong.

Gally is your brother, a very annoying one too. You came up the Box before him, even though he was one year older than you. Which was funny too, considering the fact how you guys found out you were siblings.

It was when one Gally came up the Box, and every month they throw a party for the new arrival. Your were third in command, so you had to show him around. On the that day, the two of you hit it off amazingly, to the point where people thought you were going to become an item. Alby, of course, wanted none of that and strictly said that no one was to interact with you. Gally immediately took at it as a challenge and tried his very best to grab your attention. Which did work, but then came the funny part. When you and Gally were talking, an apple fell from the tree, smacking Gally right in the face. You thought he was passed out cold, but he shot right up and said, “my name is Gally!” Everybody cheered and congratulated him, but them he spun around and said, “and you’re my sister!”

After that, everybody never did let go what happen that night. You laughed your ass off and Gally, red as a tomato, stormed off. You remembered Newt telling you, “he holds the exact same qualities as you.” Which made you made and you stormed off as well, laughter heard from behind.


“Hey Newt! How’s it going?” you chirped as he walked into the Med-Jacks hut.

You decided to take this job because you would see Clint and Jeff do their jobs, and they weren’t the best. You didn’t know your past life, but something told you that fit more in that section. It came in handy too, with your precision , injuries would heal faster. And the Deadheads became your outdoor pharmacy. Which is the very reason you were third-in-command. That and because Gladers sometimes feared you; you were not to be messed with.

“Oh, the usual, people working, Chuck annoying everyone, Gladers keeping a safe distance from you,” Newt chuckled.

“What do you mean, keeping a safe distance from me? Did I do something?” you asked, offended.

“No! No, not at all,” Newt interjected, “It just that… uh”

“Uh what Newt?” you fumed.

“Y/N! Get your ass over here, you slinthead!” Gally yelled out.

"This is not over yet, Newt,” you spat, “you better speak up tonight or else.”

"Suit yourself,” Newt smirked.

“Cheeky,” you announced as you walked out to meet Gally.

The Gladers all went out to see the new Greenie that arrived. As you made your way through you heard Frypan say, “Cross your fingers it’s a girl this time, Y/N!”

“Thanks for the support,” you chuckled.

As the Box opened, Newt came from behind you and pinched your butt and you let out a screech.

“Cheeky,” Newt said suggestively.

“Oh, shut up, will you?” you huffed, “you’re not getting a hold of me what so ever.”

“We’ll see about that,” Newt whispered next to your ear.

You whipped around to face Newt, giving him a good stare and a slap in the face.

“Hey!” Gally shouted, “No flirtin’ in the back!”

“No promises!” Newt yelled as you smacked him in the arm and he made his way to the front.

A bunch of Gladers (including yourself), went to lift up the doors of the Box, and see a young an of about 16 looking frantically everywhere.

“He looks like he’s about to klunk his pants,” a Glader named Logan said behind you.

“He would never stand a fight” another shouted in front of you, “especially against Y/N!”

That earned a bunch of hoots and claps, and a furious Gally saying, “Slim it, you shanks!”

As the Greenie climbed out of the Box, you took a closer look at him. He wasn’t ugly, but he wasn’t the hottest either.

He’s a-okay, you thought to yourself. Ugh, why am I even checking him out. I’ve got better things to do.

Then the Greenie started running away from the group.

“We’ve got ourselves a runner!” you and Zart roared as Gladers cheered on.

Well the sprint didn’t last long until Greenie face planted on to the ground.

Roars of laughter was heard and Newt walked up to you and said, “looks like you’re giving that shank the tour this time.”

You groaned as chuckles were heard, “I am really not about that life, Newt. I’m really not.”

“Well, you haven’t done any of your work, so you have to do .” Newt ordered, “Unless you want… a different task.”

“Oh no,” you started, “Never in a million years. I’d rather give the Greenie a tour than do your dirty little job.”

“We’ll see about that,” Newt said as he walked away laughing.

Just then, Gally walked up to you, “was that shank causing you trouble?”

“Eh,” you shrugged, “he could’ve done worse. Now, if you’ll excuse me: I’ve got a loser to give a tour to.”


“And that over there is the Slammer,” you said nonchalantly to the Greenie, “and by the looks of it, you’re gonna be there often.”

“Why?” the Greenie said, terrified.

“My point exactly,” you chuckled as Newt waved the two of you over, “see that shank over there?”

“Yeah,” Thomas said.

“That’s Newt, he’s second-in-command” you explained as the Greenie shook his hand, “although he shows zero qualities of being in command.”

“I show better qualities than you,” Newt challenged as you snorted.

“As if! You’re always trying to one-up me and you always fail,” you teased.

“Tonight. At the bonfire. One on one. You up for the challenge?” Newt asked, with the Greenie looking on, fascinated.

“Game on,” you said as you shook hands with Newt, “Greenie, you will not be disappointed.

As Newt walked away, the Greenie just stared at you in awe, “Is he like your boyfriend?”

That’s when you busted out laughing, “Wow Greenie, you never cease to amaze me! I would never go out with that slinthead! And even if I did, and that we be never, Gally over there wouldn’t let me. He’s my brother and he’d banish the poor guy.”

"If you say so…” the Greenie laughed.

“We’re gonna be great friends, Greenie” you said, patting his back, “this is gonna be the start of a new friendship.”


“Alright, shanks!” Gally boomed, “final round: loser drinks two cups of my drink!”

It was late at night, and the whole Glade was having a blast, more than it had in the past 2 months. First Gally insisted that he gave you a piggy-back ride, while you threw leaves at the Gladers. Next, you got to play some music with some of the Gladers, and getting to play the bongos. After that, the Greenie got into a brawl with Gally, which was amazing because he beat your own brother. Plus the Greenie remembered his name, and said it was Thomas. You congratulated him, and started having more fun.

Now you and Newt were surrounded by Gladers, all watching you both have an arm wrestling match. It’s been going on for 15 minutes, and everybody was getting a kick out of it.

You were now tied with Newt, and you obviously did not want to lose.

“Okay here’s the deal,” you started, “If I win, I get bragging rights for two weeks, plus I get to boss you around.”

“And if I win, I get bragging rights for three weeks, plus a kiss from you.” Newt said as he smirked.

"Fair enough deal,” you said with confidence.

But, the kiss has to be 10 seconds long, and I will cater to your need for 5 days,” Newt finished.

“Oh hell no,” you and Gally screamed.

"Take it or leaving,” Newt cautioned, “or I’ll get bragging rights for the rest of the week. I’ll make it the most miserable week you ever had.”

“I’d rather piss my pants right here than ever kiss you,” you retorted.

“How about a kiss in the Deadheads!” Thomas insisted, receiving wolf-whistles from the crowd.

You thought about it, then let out a long sigh, “fine… but ten seconds. And that’s final.”

“Oh, it’s on” Newt agreed.

Gally started to argue with you, but he was drowned by the hoots and holler by the rest of the Gladers.

It was neck and neck, and you were about to win Newt, when suddenly from behind bumped into you and dumped drinks all over you and Newt.

“NO!” you cried out.

“Fuck yeah!” Newt cheered, “serves you right for trying to mess with a man.”

Silence fell as you turned around to face Gally, “May I?”

Gally then got the memo and handing you his drink, “my absolute pleasure Y/N.”

And with that, you splashed the drink all over Newt, causing Newt to throw more drinks.

Causing everyone to throw drinks and food around.

Food fight!” you heard Minho and Zart yell.

In the mist of chaos, you broke into a run to your room, ending up covered in mushed up food and Gally’s special drink.

You rummaged through your small wardrobe and got a random shirt and started to undress.

“What a view,” you heard next to you as you yelped and started punching everywhere.

“Ow! My balls!”

“Newt?” you fumed.

“I’m fine… I’m fine.” Newt groaned, “just peachy.”

“That’s what you get for not having manners!” you scorned.

"Sure, I don’t have manners,” Newt concluded, “but you don’t either, since you’re still topless, and all.”

You look down, and sure enough, you’re topless. You screamed even louder which cause Newt to throw a pillow at your face.

“Alright that’s enough!” Newt demanded, “do you want us to get caught?!”

“Be my guest,” you smirked, “Gally’s gonna think you were doing some shady things as of right now.”

Right as you were going to put on your shirt, Newt came from behind and chucked it to the outside of the room.”

‘Well then,” Newt growled, “let me throw some at you?”

You decided you had enough, and you pushed Newt out of the way.

“The exit is right there,” you said as you it your lip.

“I know that look, Y/N,” Newt guessed, “I told you: I’m irrestable.”

“You look exactly like a Griever: disgusting,” you snorted.

“That’s not what your tits are telling me,” Newt pointed out.

You punched Newt in the arm as you covered yourself with your shirt, “you’re an ass… but kiss me you fool.”

Newt raised an eyebrow as he pulled you closer to himself. He started to passionately kiss you around the neck, giving you goosebumps. You moaned slightly; slowly tugging at Newt’s hair.

“And I thought you weren’t a softie,” Newt chuckled into your ear, “I must be magical.”

“God, you’re so lame,” you laughed as you kiss Newt on the lips.

“I’ve waited all day for this,” Newt groaned as he started kissing you more, “that competition has had me going.”

You smirked as an idea formed in your head. You took off his shirt and started tracing patterns over his stomach. Newt picked you up and took you towards your bed. You sat on his lap and started to kiss each other more, hands roaming around each others’ bodies.

You were about to unbuckle Newt’s pants, when there was loud banging on the door.

“Y/N! Y/N! Y/N are you in there?!” a voice yelled.

“Holy shit,” you whispered as you put on a random shirt, “Newt! hide in my wardrobe, quick!”

Newt did as he was told, carefuly trying not to make any noise.

You tiptoed to the door and swung it open, while covering your chest at the same time.

"Gally! Minho… Thomas! How are you guys,” you said in shame.

“Oh nothing much,” Gally commented, “Since you left so suddenly back to your room, I thought you were sick. Plus Newt’s gone missing and I didn’t want him getting the wrong idea.”

“Good point,” you blurted, “he’s been up to no good, that’s for sure.”

“Uh, Y/N” Thomas whispered from behind, “Why is there a foot peeping out from your wardrobe??”

Once Gally heard that sentence, he stormed to it and swung it open, revealing a blushing Newt smiling from ear to ear.

You started blushing a deep red once Gally stood you and Newt together.

“I suppose there’s some explaination for this,” Gally gestered to the two of you.

"Gally, I can explain!” you stammered.

“Nope, I told you not to do any funny business!” Gally emphasized.

“We weren’t doing anything!” you cried out, “i just came in to change my shirt because it got soaked!”

“Then why aren’t you wearing a bra?” Minho mumble, earning snickers from Thomas and Newt.

“You better stop that or I’ll banish you, y’know,” Gally warned.

“Don’t worry Minho, I’ll tell you how well she stripped for me,” Newt whispered.

Stripped!!” Gally exploded.

“No! No Gally It’s not what you think!” you protested.

“Well I don’t believe you: you’re in trouble!” Gally said.

“You can’t do anything to me!” you yelled.

“I will: for 2 weeks you will be under my supervision!” Gally ordered, “And as for you Newt, you best stay away from Y/N or you won’t live to see a another day.”

And with that, Gally stormed off, with Thomas and Minho walking behind him.

“A+ tits, Y/N!” Minho yelled as he and Thomas laughed harder.

“Shut up, you slintheads!” you heard Gally shout as you snickered.

“He’s right you know,” Newt murmurmed in your ear.

“Oh, no” you cautioned, “I’m not playing any of your dirty tricks,”

“Fine,” Newt huffed, “but at least let me treat you to a nice dinner tomorrow night.”

“But that means you’ll win!” you said, “and I want to win.”

“Fine, you win but I get the dinner. Deal?” Newt asked with pleading eyes.

“Fine,” you agreed as you gave a kiss to Newt on the cheek, “now go get a good night’s sleep Newt. I know you have your ways.”

“Like I said: I’m irrestable,” Newt announced.

You closed the door behind him and started to change into your pajamas when you heard newt yell out:

“Who wants me to give them a description of Y/N’s tits!”

As if on cue, you and Gally screamed out, “Shut the hell up Newt!!”

“I’m so gonna get him tomorrow,” you mumbled as you tucked yourself into bed.

and the last thing you heard before going to bed was:

“Newt I am going to kick your ass if I hear a peep from you! You’re so going to die tomorrow!”

Siblings: protecting you since the dawn of times.

“Good night Gally!” you sang as you drifted off to sleep.

“No shenanigans, Y/N! I mean it… love you too.”

Brothers are so annoying, but they do come in handy.

A/N: oh wow this was super long I’m so proud. I’m sorry for those who thought there was no smut! I’m sorry! I’m not comfortable writing that… yet. Thanks so much for your support! I’ll see you guys in the next imagine! Cheers! - Mayra xx

BTS Reaction: Dating a foreigner who‘s older than them.

Thank you so much for your request, I really appreciate it! To clarify so that nobody feels offended: These are just my personal ideas of them that might be really far from the truth, but I do think that none of the guys would dismiss you purely because of your nationality, especially not if you spoke Korean. As long as they liked you and the two of you could communicate, it’d all be pretty easy. <3 For further requests and feedback, send them my way here. <3


Besides touring the western world, Jungkook has even lived in the states for a short while, exposing him to the idea of dating a foreigner. He’s also relatively young, growing up exposed to the western world, which made him pretty easy-going when it came to dating a foreigner. His family would be pretty accepting of you, especially since they aren’t really typical Korean parents when they’ve raised a kpop idol – I guess you could say that they were kind of expecting it. I don’t think I have to say it twice, but Jungkook has said plenty of times that he likes noonas, and while I suspect he’s partially saying it for legal reasons (since he’s the youngest, he doesn’t have a lot of room to wiggle around before it’s considered illegal), he’s expressed on more than one occasion that he likes older girls. Besides, if his previous dating rumors are true, he’s dated IU in the past, who’s 4 years older than him, so hey!


Jin never really considered a foreign girl, although he had noticed all the beautiful girls when they had done shows and especially during fan meetings. He might be a little worried that the cultures are too different and that his parents might not approve, but when he met you, he knew it’d all be worth it. However, his parents ended up approving of you – madly impressed with your Korean. I can imagine Jin wouldn’t care about age, as long as you weren’t playing the mom, since he likes to be the caretaker.


I see Jimin liking foreign girls, although he’d be nervous to approach you first, as he knew his English was horrible. So when he overheard you talk in Korean to your friend, he’d exhale in relief and walk over and immediately spark a conversation. He didn’t even notice that you weren’t Korean to be honest, he’d just notice that you were beautiful and fun and cute and that would be enough to get him hooked. When you told him that you were older, he’d be a little intimidated at first, but he’d probably tease you about being shorter than him although you were older and he wouldn’t care about it – although I imagine he might be a little careful in the beginning, making sure that you were actually interested in someone younger.


Hoseok just likes people. I would bet money on the fact that Hoseok wouldn’t notice anything about you other than the fact that you were beautiful to him. He would honestly forget that you were a foreigner to the point where he wouldn’t even tell his family when he talked to them about you. You’d just meet them thinking that they knew and they’d be shocked – however, they’d accept you the minute they got to know you. Hoseok always thought he wanted a younger girl, but as long as you were silly and not too mature, he’d barely notice the age difference.
“Why don’t you ever call me oppa?”
“I’m older than you?”
“Oh, right.”


I strongly believe Namjoon even has a preference to foreign girls. I think he’s super attracted to foreign girls and possibly also to girls that were older. He likes women with experience, intelligence and wit – characteristics that primarily noonas acquire. For some reason, I imagine Namjoon thinks women like Ciara and Kim K are sexy as fuck, but what do I know? This guy would be turned on af though when he saw you and nobody would be even slightly surprised that Namjoon found a foreign noona.


I could make this reaction one sentence long: Yoongi doesn’t give a shit. Yoongi doesn’t care that you’re foreign, nor what his family might think of it, nor the fact that you have a little accent every now and then, nor the fact that you were older. If he vibed well with you, he’d be down for the ride 100%. As long as you didn’t become his caregiver or became degrading because he was younger, he’d barely notice it.


Taehyung wouldn’t care that you were foreign nor older, but he’d definitely mention it more. He’d ask you to learn him your native language or help him with English, asking you if you’d like to go on a vacation and show him all of your home country. He knew his parents wouldn’t care, but he’d just generally talk about it more with them as well, asking you to tell stories about your home. When it comes to age, he wouldn’t really notice it, but I think it might be a little weird for him if you were dominant due to your age. However, he’d also be really fascinated that you were older and more experienced. All in all, I think Taehyung would talk a lot about everything.

anonymous asked:

would you do headcanons of the gang's parents? like astrids parents and the others?

I got low key super carried away with this, is it ok if i skip hiccup? we already have his canon parents. These are just doodles so i haven’t really firmly decided on the designs, also i am lazy so no names lmao

The Hoffersons

  • Strict, “Old Fashioned”, Strive to be model vikings, but they are also kind and loyal and they are warriors.
  • They’ve taught Astrid everything they know, and have helped groom and then fuel her desire to be a great warrior, they are willing to push her but also always there for support
  • both have a serious case of resting bitch face
  • they seem intimidating, and they are, but tbh they’re a family of dorks and have a whole bunch of family traditions
  • they take a lot of how they will feel about you from your first impression, so if you mess up, good luck!
  • very much a proud family
  • astrid’s dad taught her how to braid, and they’re both terrible cooks but  they can cook like mediocre easy foods, so astrids palette is really messed up. why learn to cook when you can learn to crack skulls?
  • Astrid’s mom is super hard to get a laugh out of, she will crack a smile every now and then, so everyone has a bet on who can make her laugh first in meade hall. it’s also hard because she has the ugliest laugh and her husband finds it adorable but really its terrible snorting
  • her dad is the king of the eyeroll
  • if this was modern, they would be the parents squinting at their phones “what is a mey-mey?”
  • They are very similar in height, and her dad is probably a dorito, and her mom iS BUFF
  • good posture parents
  • astrid was nervous introducing hiccup as her boyfriend given her prior… dislike of him, but to her surprise (it’s not really surprising) after an intimidating dinner, they loved him, like idk why you wouldn’t love him
  • Hiccups hands prob shook so bad as he tried to eat whatever they served him

The Jorgensons (or at least Mrs. Jorgenson)

  • @bgsdragons were talking and like the only feasible reason for hiccup and snot to be cousins would be stoick and snot’s mom to be siblings
  • this drawing is so terrible lmao i am so sorry
  • anyway, only the bawdiest loudmouth could win/steal the heart of spitelout, and man she must be gritty af if she put up with that man
  • SO MUSCULAR, i drew her young vs old, so she settles a bit as she gets older and she is a tornado but also a very good mom
  • i’m not sure if she’s alive? maybe not? if not, i’m guessing childbirth OR SHE WENT DOWN LIKE A WARRIOR
  • she will punch the fcuking sun
  • but she will also rub little snotlouts tummy when he gets stomach aches, and will give spitelout a talking to, she’s the only one he’ll listen too
  • THEM EYEBROWS, strong eyebrow game for everyone. she’s like… an untamed stoick… she could prob kill a man with her thumb. She is the one that would scold spite when he pushed little snotty too hard, but if she’s out of the picture…
  • Stoick just wanted to protect her but she don’t need protecting, i can def see protective older brother stoick being a thing. he worried about her a lot when they were younger, but she kept up, and even tho she is smol, she is tough
  • gross sense of humor, she matures more with age and after starting a family, but i feel spite and her probably realized they were made to be when someone said something and they both said “that’s what she said” at the same time, and they never looked back
  • she is a good mama, she would take very good care of her little snotty and brush his hair and sing to him and reserve that gentler side just for him
  • you’ll see her pulling spitelout by the beard across berk and no one does anything cause “if you heard what i heard, i’m surprised his head is still attached to his body”

The Ingermans

  • I already drew them once here
  • With mr. ingerman, it is very hard to tell what is going on in his mind because he is very very quiet, and really only talks when he has to. It’s hard to tell what he’s thinking about, and he’s of great stature and he’s very intimidating, so you might be afraid of him, but really, he’s just wondering how to get the last pastry without his wife noticing
  • He has the loudest laugh on berk, and the loudest sneeze, he’s pretty jolly and you’ll see him banging on the table in meade hall joking with the other dads. low key is a walking dad joke. he does the eyebrow raise so you can see a single eye and he’s either confused or you’re in trouble. he also will sit in a chair and read a book and not move… for a very long time… and you think he’s fallen asleep, but every so often he flips the page, and he gets super grumpy if someone dog ears his books
  • Mrs. Ingerman on the other hand… she’s very bubbly and talkative and a bit of a gossip (a lot of a gossip) and is still large and in charge, but not as tall as her husband. fishlegs is supposed to be part berserker so, i could definitely see her being a berserker (or at least a descendant of one)
  • Mrs. Ingerman cooks up a storm and arguably is one of the best cooks on berk, and always makes sure her boys are well fed, but she worries a lot, and always tries to stuff you if you come over “Oh my poor dear, you look so thin! let me get you something else” “I’ve had three servings already”
  • they both are super supportive of fishlegs, which is why his love for dragons and studying and learning only grows with age, they both a very very intelligent. they also smother fishlegs, like his mom is the worst of it, but his dad is too. his dad is also really embarrassing when it comes to conversations like “the talk” cause he either stutters and doesn’t know what to say, or says EVERYTHING
  • they are very invested in fishlegs’s life, much to his chagrin sometimes, and they are always trying to “help”. they want him to settle down and start a family asap, cause grandkids, also his dad gives good advice unless it’s dating advice
  • Fishlegs comes from a huge family of sailors/ship builders, and literally he’s the only only child in his family, like he has so many cousins and aunts and uncles and relatives, and they all meet and go boating, theyre all super invested in everyones life

The Thorstons

  • A literal goddess married this lil grimy merchant
  • everyone had a crush on her, and then suddenly this lil merchant dude showed up and her many native berkian suitors were left in the dust as mr. thorston whisked her off
  • they are the youngest out of all the parents, also probably the most talked about out of all the parents.
  • it was super dramatic. anyway, mr. thorston is a merchant and they eloped together, and he’s super strange and everyone wonders why she’s with him, but he is very much a sweetie. She is a very calm, serene being of light and joy.
  • He has a funny accent and no one can pin down what it is, and he sometimes just switches languages and adds a lot of phrases into his speech (something that the twins pick up on) sometimes you think he’s french, other times spanish, other times you have no idea what he’s saying
  • they travel a lot, so they’re away from home quite a bit, which is why the twins “get away” with a lot of the shit they pull. but they’re literally so well behaved when their parents come into town again, and they drop everything to run down to the docks to greet them
  • turns out he’s super suave, literally all the dads ask him for advice sometimes, and the stuff he does man, only he would think of it
  • they always bring presents back and know exactly what the twins would want, like “for you, my little peanut, i present you with… this!” and their dad whips out a lil toy top and he’s like “you can set it on fire! as many times as you want!” and they do not see the flaws in their plans ever
  • Mr. Thorston might have actually taken his wifes last name, it’d be nice to have at least one family breaking the typical matrimonial type. also they eloped so it’d probably be better for him to take her name… cause she is a blessing
Smart Mouth Chapter Four

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Rating: Teen First two chapters are Nc-17

Notes:  So much for porn without plot am I right? I have the beginning of the next chapter started and some ideas for where to take it, but my boyfriend is coming over so I have to stop for the night. Message me if you have any requests or some ideas you’d like to see in the story. I’m happy to take any recommendations. into consideration. 

I wish real life have montage moments. Specifically things like battling other trainers, and traveling around Alola. I’ll be the first person to tell you that I have an awful attention span, and I got bored so easily. I had errands to run, but I needed money before I could get it done. Thus were the days I spent wandering around the islands of Alola, finding any trainer willing to battle me. Most of them thought I was a member of Team Skull, but they were so mad at the group they were willing to battle just to vent some frustration. I had a few close calls, but with some potions and regular trips to the Pokemon Center I made enough cash to buy a new outfit in Malie City. I needed to make one stop before I went to Poni island however, so I took a boat trip over to Akala Island.

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TITLE: Meeting The Mum


AUTHOR: Angel Fantastic

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine moving into Tom’s old hometown and meeting Tom’s mum, without knowing who his son is, and befriending her. When Tom comes home for a break, his mum intruduces you but you act uninterested since you are younger then him and you don’t think he will be into you.

NOTES/WARNINGS: English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes.

Meeting The Mum

You checked your shopping list once more before leaving your new home and heading out to your car. You just moved here, to Oxford, a week ago and you were still trying to settle. Your parents and some friends came and helped you while moving but they were all gone now. However you were still glowing with happiness, that your life is doing very good, better then what you hoped honestly. You got accepted into Oxford University for your graduate degree and found a good paying part time job and with the fact that the house you were staying belonged to your grandma and you didn’t need to pay rent, you could actually afford it all.

Right now you were trying to turn the house into a home before starting to school and work. The big necessities were done, you had some furniture, most was already in the house from your grandma but it didn’t bother you after they had been washed and cleaned. You liked the vintage look anyways.

Now you were heading to the shops for some fresh groceries and some other supplies that had been forgotten in the previous trips.

Shopping didn’t take long as you were getting used to where some items were at the shop. While you were loading the bags to your car, you noticed there was a woman across from you at the parking lot. She looked like she was in her 60s. What really caught your attention was she was holding on to the wall like she couldn’t stand on her own. You quickly closed your car and rushed to her.

“Ma’am, are you okay?”

“Yeah, I am just feeling dizzy.”

“Let me help you to the bench over there.”

“Thank you, darling.”

You helped the woman sit on to the bench at the front of the shops and watched her with concern.

“How are you feeling now? Do you want me to call an ambulance or take you to the hospital?”

“Oh, there is no need for any of that, dear. I think it’s just my blood pressure. I forgot to take my tablet this morning and tought I would skip this one.”

“Do you have your pills with you now? And can you take them now or we can call your doctor?”

“Yes I have them in right here in my purse and I can take them.”

“Okay, let me go get you some water then. Please wait here, I will be back in a minute.”

You went to the store and got a bottle of water and returned quickly, finding the woman as you left her. After a few minutes of taking her tablet, she announced that she was feeling better.

“Dear, I am better now, I don’t want to keep you from your work. I will sit here for a bit more and walk back to my house. Thank you for everything but you can go now.”

“Please don’t even mention it and I am not leaving you here. Let me at least take you to your house, my car is right there.”

After some talking, you persuaded the woman to let you take her home. As she got into car she spoke.

“Oh how rude of me, I haven’t even intruduced myself. My name is Diana Servaes.”

“Nice to meet you Ms. Servaes. My name is [Y/N] [Y/S/N].”

“ There is no need for formality dear, you can call me Diana.”

Before dropping Diana off, she invited you to tea for the next day and you exchanged numbers. You went inside with her for a few minutes to make sure she was settled on the couch and okay.

The next day, you arrived with same baked goods from the local bakery. You and Diana got along very well despite your age difference. You met couple of times a week, sometimes to have some tea or dinner together. You talked about all sorts of things, she had many good stories. One day, you were at Diana’s and you were chatting after dinner, she went into the kitchen to get you two some tea while you were in the living room. You always liked this room, the furniture was simple and classic and the art decorating the walls made the room a lot elegant. There were not many pictures in the room, just a few baby pictures of her two daughters and a son. While looking around you noticed that there were some the movies in the bookshelf and you went closer to see what they were as Diana came in.

“I wouldn’t guess that you were quite a marvel fan.”

“Well, I started watching them because my son is in some of them and I liked them, they are fun.”

“Yes, they are.”

“Plus, my son is probably going to be in one more of the movies so I am watching all to be able to understand his movie.”

“Oh, you are such a good mother. He is lucky to have you. Which role is he in?”

“He plays the bad guy, Loki.”


“The bad guy Loki, Thor’s brother.”

“Wait, your son Tom is the Tom Hiddleston?”

“Yes,dear he is. Didn’t you know that?”

“Oh, no I didn’t. God, you didn’t think that I was some kind of stalker or something right? I swear, I had no idea.”

“Hahahah, calm down dear, don’t be silly. Of course, I didn’t think anythink like that about you. But I thought you knew who he was, I have told you some of the films he was in.”

“You never told me that he was the main characher of those movies.”

Diana laughed because of your shocked looks but you still couldn’t believe that you were friends with the mother of Tom Hiddleston. You couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed and you really hoped that she didn’t think you were a fangirl trying to be close to her. You took a deep breath, you were over reacting, she wouldn’t invite you to her house many times if she thought you were a crazy stalker.

A few weeks later,it was Diana’s birthday and you decided to stop by to wish her happy birthday and give her the present you got for her. You decided to go to her place in the afternoon since she was having lunch with her friends from her club and her daughter was coming for dinner. After a few minutes of your arrival, there was a knock on the door. Diana opened the door as a happy and loud man’s voice shouted.

“Happy birthday, mum!”

Oh my god, it was Tom Hiddleston.

Diana hugged his son and let him in. Apperantly, Tom said he wasn’t coming and suprised her mum. You were feeling very awkward as they turned towards you. You were a fan of Tom and you took a breath calming your nerves so you didn’t embarrass yourself in front of him and Diana.

“Tom, let me intruduce you to [Y/N].And [Y/N], this is Tom.”

Diana continued to speak as Tom walked towards you to shake your hand.

“Tom, do remember, I told you that one day I got a bit dizzy in the shops and a young lady helped me. Well, it was [Y/N].”

“Yes, I do remember. And thank you very much for that [Y/N] and nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too and don’t even mention it.”

You smiled as you stood up. You wanted to leave and you were already starting to feel like a third wheel in the room.

“I should really get going.”

Both Diana and Tom protested.

“Please don’t leave because I came.”

“Oh, really, I need to go and you should spent some quality mother-son time. Diana, I wish you have a wonderfull year, happy birthday.”

“Thank you,dear. You sure you can’t stay for a bit more?”

“Yeah, see you later.”

“Nice to meet you, bye.” Tom called as you left the house.

Well that was weird, you thought as you drove to your house. Tom was as handsome as he looked on screen but you weren’t going to try to seduce him or something. Even thinking about something like that made you turn red. You couldn’t even properly flirt with normal guys, who were not famous and at your age. Besides, Tom wouldn’t be interested in you at all, he is probably going out with models and actresses and he must have thought you were weird since you were befriending his mum, someone decades older then you. You decided it would be best to stay away from Diana until Tom leaves.

You were still thinking that way when Diana called the next day, inviting you to the barbecue she was having that Saturday because Tom was there. You tried to decline politely but she didn’t take no for an answer. You honestly didn’t want to go, there would be a house full of people you didn’t know, family friends, distant relatives and so on and you knew you would feel excluded and out of place. You were never very social. However Diana insisted so much that you were forced to say yes.

You arrived the party a bit late, the house was already full of people. Both Diana and Tom greeted you and Diana intruduced you to some people but after a few lines of polite chatting, you found yourself alone in a room full of people, as you anticipated. After some standing in the corner and playing with your phone, you decided to go to the kitchen and find something to busy yourself with.

There were a few women in the kitchen when you arrived and they immediately gave you the salad mission when you asked if they needed anything. After a few minutes, you were alone chopping some extra lettuce in the kitchen. You liked being alone from time to time and this was one of those times. You were intending to stay there as long as possible.


You didn’t here anybody coming in so you actually got scared a little when somebody spoke. You looked over and saw it was Tom. You didn’t answered him just nodded towards him and hoped he didn’t notice that he scared you. He continued.

“ I thought you left when I couldn’t see you in the garden or the living room. What are you doing “

“I am making some extra salad.”

“Need any help?”

“No, I got this.”

You continued working on the salad but noticed that Tom hadn’t left the room a few seconds later. You looked at thim and he looked back at you. Then he walked towards the fridge.

“I think I am going to have a beer, would you like one?”

“No, thanks.”

“You don’t drink or you don’t want to right now?”

“I don’t like beer that much.”

“Oh, okay. Can I get you something else?”

“No, thanks. I just finished my soda.”

You returned to your work but Tom was still there standing a few feet away from you. You looked at him again questioningly. Why was he staying there instead of going to back to the party? Was he feeling bad for you because you were alone? You certainly didn’t want his pity. He spoke before you could tell him he didn’t need to keep you company.

“Am I making you uncomfortable? I can leave if you want.”

“Mm, It’s technically your house you can stand whereever you want.”

“So that’s a yes about making you uncomfortable. My apologies for that.”

“No, it’s just why are you hiding in the kitchen instead of having fun at your party. You are the guest of honor.”

“So, that’s what you are doing here, hiding?”

“Maybe…and salad. But I don’t know those people.”

“I don’t know half of them either, they are mum’s friends and I haven’t had a remarkable chat with the other half in the last two decades. Sorry if I don’t want to contunie chatting with my great uncle about when I am going to start doing a real job.”

You chuckled at Tom’s comments. You never thought he from all the people would be hiding from people in a party.

“I am one of your mum’s friends, you know.”

“Hah, yes but you are not telling a story about your grandchildren.”

“Hahah, but you can’t keep hiding here with me for much longer. I will be leaving in about thirty minutes.”

It was the time you decided to leave before coming here and your excuse was going to be an assignment due to Monday.

“No, you can’t leave. Please, if you leave the average age of the party is going to drop to 60… But really, am I that boring and uninteresting?”  

“I didn’t say that.”

“Then, stay and tell me a bit about yourself.”

You stayed and chatted with Tom for the most part of the party. He was interesting and very charming but you did your best to not to get too friendly with him. You knew he was talking to you because he was bored and you probably never going to have a proper conversation with him again.

The party was coming to an end as Tom asked you another question.

“So, have you seen around Oxford? Did you like it?”

“Yeah, I have been to a few places. It is ok I guess.”

“Oh my, that sentence is so wrong. You aren’t in love with Oxford which can only mean one thing. You haven’t seen enough of it. I would like to give you a tour if you like. I am here for about two months.”

“Oh, really. I thought you will be staying like a few days.”

“No, I wanted to have a proper break for a while. I am happy that I chose now.”

Tom smiled shyly to you before continuing.

“How about tomorrow? I can show you around, we can have some coffee or lunch.”

You stayed silent for a second. What was he asking you? Was he asking you on a date?  

“I…don’t… You aren’t asking me on a date, right?”

“Mm, yes I am actually. So what do you say?”      

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