they were original hippies

i feel like the Quagmire parents were basically hippies with loads of money. and like they were great parents but kind of annoying as people because on the one hand they had their kids do self-directed homeschooling and probably would’ve let them smoke weed in the house when they turned 18, but on the other hand they didn’t believe in TV and people didn’t like talking to them at parties because they’d start going on about how the lumber industry is killing the planet and we just got an electric car and also did you know that people could survive entirely on plankton if they wanted to