they were like fetus

Vernon As A Father

Originally posted by thehouseofkpop

“could you do vernon as a father please”

I feel a little weird with writing about Vernon being a father, but maybe it’s just because he’s two years older than me and I still feel like that’s a little young seeing that I’m 17 and he’s 19 (American age), but idk. If it makes you guys happy I will try my best! It might be a little awkward, but I hope you enjoy and feel free to request more boys! xx


  • Alright
  • To be blunt here, I really don’t know all that much about Vernon
  • Maybe it’s because I’m that 1% of the fandom that’s not really attracted to him??
  • Don’t get me wrong he’s freaking hot
  • But it might also be because he’s off limits to me according to one of my friends iDK
  • Honestly I see him more as a best friend material to me rather than boyfriend material
  • But I’m going to try my best to make this seem not awkward but that probably won’t happen so bare with me
  • I feel like Vernon would be the type to want and wait until Marriage before starting a family
  • Like he wouldn’t want to take things too far at first and would much rather just kind of want to take in his relationship while he could
  • But once he got married and was settled down for a year or two he would be all for the thought of having a baby
  • Vernon would be the type to feel really nervous about becoming a father
  • Mainly because he wouldn’t want to do anything that could ruin the way his child would think about him
  • He’d be most nervous about dropping the child or yelling at it or something like that
  • But with a little reassurance I’m pretty sure he’d feel 50% better about starting a family
  • So when the topic came up at dinner one day he nearly chocked on his food before asking you to repeat yourself
  • When you did he knew that his ears weren’t lying to him and he’d nervously scratch his neck and respond to you
  • “uh yeah…kids kind of scare me so…”
  • When you would ask what was so bad about children he would just kind of rant to you about all of his fears about becoming a father
  • You understood him though because you were just about as scared to become a mother but tons of people start families and most of them end out just fine
  • You told him that he might not be the perfect father but if he tries his best he could turn out to be just fine for his future child
  • “okay [y/n], let’s have a baby”
  • aND BAM
  • After a rough night in the bedroom ;)))
  • You felt that you for sure were going to get pregnant from that
  • And it wasn’t just because Vernon took it a little rougher than expected
  • not that you would complain (what am i saying i am currently writing this in church pls help me)
  • A couple weeks later you began getting some of the symptoms and you were kind of excited
  • I mean, it’s not like you were potentially carrying a little fetus inside of you phhhttt
  • But you didn’t want to freak Vernon out so you set up an appointment for yourself
  • You were nervous through the entire thing
  • (shot game: take a shot every time I mention the word nervous)
  • After the ultrasound the doctor looked at you with a smile and pointed at the screen a picture of a little tiny fetus cell
  • “congrats mrs chwe, you’re preggers”
  • You were really happy but really scared at the same time because even though Vernon was okay with the thought of having a baby you still didn’t really know how her would react
  • So you decided to wait a bit and tell him in this really cliche way
  • You waited about a month or so before putting your plan into order
  • One day after Vernon came home from practice you decided to make him this really nice meal
  • But somewhere inside it you hid a tiny pacifier
  • You were impatiently starring at Vernon the entire time during the dinner
  • Kind of creeping him out a bit but he just shook it off
  • And then he saw it
  • He pulled the object out with his chopsticks and just kind of looked at you weird
  • “are you trying to poison me”
  • And that’s when you just kind of gave him a look like brUH
  • Vernon just kind of sat there really confused while trying to process why there was this object in his food until you literally had to spell it out for him
  • “dude i’m pregnant”
  • “wait…what”
  • It would take a couple minutes before he would finally smile and walk over to where you sat before picking you up and spinning around
  • He honestly would feel so happy despite feeling so nervous before about becoming a father
  • But something he couldn’t resist is the excitement of having a little boy or girl to look after with his wife
  • Vernon would be so careful with you from the second he found out about your future baby
  • Like he would be that gentleman
  • He would be the man to always hold doors for you and hold your hand as you walked up the stairs
  • He would even put his jacket over the puddles so you wouldn’t slip and fall
  • He’d be so sweet and walk with his arms tightly around your waist to support your back even though you didn’t have a bump yet
  • And asdfghjkl daddy vernon makes me feel so fluffy
  • For your 4 month checkup Vernon would be so happy to finally find out the gender of your child\
  • Secretly it’s been killing both of you on the inside
  • You both didn’t want to state your opinions on the gender to each other out loud because this wasn’t something you wanted to fight over
  • But the boys on the other hand would constantly pester Vernon with their thoughts saying that he was going to have a mini man who will have amazing rap skill just like his daddy
  • But Vernon would internally curse them out because he really wanted a little girl to spoil someday
  • But that’s not something that he would say out loud
  • But here you are now laying on a chair with your shirt lifted up slightly as the doctor rubbed gel over your stomach causing you to giggle at the ticklish contact
  • Vernon would just kind of stand back in awe at how adorable you looked as you giggled
  • Once the picture was displayed upon the screen the entire room became silent as the doctor tried to figure out what gender the baby was going to be
  • The doctor turned to the two of you with a smile and pointed at the picture of your baby
  • “Congrats you guys, it looks like you’re going to have a little girl someday”
  • And Vernon literally shouted in a loud New York accent “yES!!”
  • You and the doctor both looked at him in shock of his reaction causing him to sheepishly look away and rub the back of his neck with a small “sorry”
  • You only rolled your eyes and motioned for him to come to you so you could kiss him
  • Which he happily obliged to
  • Omg Vernon would go so hard while shopping for his little girl
  • Picking out the cutest “my daddy is the best!!111!!” onesies and “my dad is a stud” bibs
  • You would smack him at his choice but just roll your eyes in enjoyment because your husband was so corny and you loved it
  • Telling the boys about the gender would be something
  • Like Vernon would stride into practice one day with some much pride and confidently hand the ultrasound to the boys like
  • “yeah, that’s right bitches, I’m having a daughter”
  • And they would just kind of stare at him in shock before telling him to fuck off for being too cocky
  • And Vernon would just kind of be like “wut”
  • But the boys would be happy anyways because that meant that they had a little girl to help spoil
  • The entire nursery would be pink
  • This baby would be so spoiled to the point where her mobile would a chandelier and her crib would be a canopy
  • But she was going to be Vernon’s little princess someday so she had to have the nicest things
  • The first time you would feel the baby kick would be late at night
  • It kind of shocked you because you were confused as to why your stomach was being punched from the inside
  • And once you realized it your face would just
  • :O
  • And you would immediately smack Vernon until he woke up just so that way he could feel your belly too
  • But Vernon was like still half asleep so when he placed his hand on your stomach he was like half paying attention
  • And then he felt it
  • bOI
  • It was like something sparked inside of him and suddenly he became really wide eyed and wide away at this point
  • And he would just rub your belly and start talking to your little girl about anything and everything
  • You fell asleep to the soft sound of Vernon trying his best to sing your little girl to sleep to get her to stop kicking you
  • Mood swings would be hell for Vernon because he never knew what to say around you
  • Like one minute you would be bawling your eyes out at a kitten commercial and he would try to comfort you but only get flipped off at in the end
  • And when you tried to rip his clothes off one particular night when you felt horny
  • He tired his to flirt back only to get smacked in the end and scolded by you for having him say “such crude things”
  • The poor boy would feel so confused on what he was supposed to do
  • But luckily the mood swings were one of the better symptoms of your pregnancy
  • Because let’s just say that Vernon could not deal with making ice cream with pickles and kimchi every night
  • That was just a no no
  • Your cravings honestly weren’t that often though
  • And you really did have to hand it to him in the end because he was being such a trooper for you
  • Vernon was so nervous when it would come to your final days until the due date
  • He was even more nervous when he found out that the baby was going to be late
  • It was like 2 weeks after the due date and both of you were growing a little bit worried so you guys went into the doctor
  • The doctor gave you another ultrasound and frowned slightly
  • “Babies usually shouldn’t be this late, but by the looks of it there is a possibility that your daughter could be sick”
  • The doctor told you that they would need to give you a c section before anything could happen
  • The last thing you needed was to get sick as well
  • Vernon was as pale as a ghost by this point
  • There was basically a 50/50 chance he could lose his baby or his wife
  • Or even both
  • The doctor told him that he would need to get dressed in scrubs if he chose to be there for the surgery
  • Vernon gulped and nodded before following a nurse out to go get changed
  • Meanwhile the doctor took you to an operating room to get you set up
  • When Vernon arrived he strutted straight to you trying to look sexy to lighten the mood but failed when he tripped on a wire
  • You laughed and squeezed his hand as the doctors put you on anesthesia
  • He wouldn’t let go until you were fast asleep
  • Actually the doctors had to pull him away because he refused to let go
  • Vernon stood behind the tool table and out of the way next to a nurse who was keeping track of your heart rate
  • She gave him reassurance saying that it was rare when a girl would die from a c section
  • But that didn’t really help any because there was still a chance that he would lose you
  • Good thing that the c section was a success
  • The baby didn’t cry due to the fact that it seemed to be dead at first
  • The doctor called Vernon over so he could help out
  • He told Vernon to take off his scrub shirt so he could place the child against her father’s chest to try and heat her up so she would stay alive
  • Vernon did as he was told and held his daughter tightly to his chest praying that she would stay alive as the other doctors fixed up his wife
  • A couple hours later you woke up in a different hospital room while the lights turned off and soft humming could be heard in the room
  • Vernon sat in the corner still shirtless as he rubbed the back of your daughter who was hugged tightly to him
  • When you asked him what he was doing he looked up at you with a wide smile and explained everything the doctor had told him
  • It turns out that your daughter had cold intolerance which made her severely sensitive to chilly and cold air
  • Apparently it had to do something with the lack of body fat in your child’s body
  • She was pretty skinny after all
  • But you didn’t mind though because it only made her special
  • The doctors had given you strict directions on how to deal with your daughter’s condition
  • You and Vernon actually managed the newborn pretty well
  • And despite her being cold most of the time to the point where it hurt her physically,
  • She was actually a pretty quiet baby
  • She rarely cried and wasn’t as needy as the doctors made her seem
  • Vernon loved that about her
  • In fact he loved everything about her
  • He was nervous about being a father at first but he knew that this was really worth it
  • One of his favorite activities was rocking his little girl to sleep every night
  • And then making sure that she was wrapped up all comfy cozy in her princess crib
  • She really didn’t know how lucky she had it to be Vernon’s daughter
  • Like any girl would give just to be tucked in every night by the man
  • Plus she was even more spoiled by her uncles
  • The first time she was introduced to the boys Vernon almost had to shield her body away from them in fear that they would crush her
  • The boys were a lot more gentle than he expected and his daughter seemed to warm up to them pretty easily
  • One person in particular she seemed really comfortable with was Joshua
  • She seemed to cuddle up to his chest and fall right asleep
  • Vernon had to admit he was jealous
  • But she looked so cute and warm all snuggled up to his fellow American liner
  • Ever since then his daughter always was really close to Joshua
  • She even requested for him to show up to all of her birthday parties as she grew older
  • Joshua was kind of like a best friend or an older brother to the little girl rather than an uncle
  • Not that he really minded though
  • He was just really happy that he was able to spend time with Vernon’s daughter
  • Your daughter grew up becoming really attached to Joshua and much rather than going to you or Vernon with you her problems she would go to Joshua
  • Vernon was kind of hurt that she chose Joshua over her own father
  • But you tried your best to help him understand that it’s easier for a girl to go to a trusted friend rather than her own parents and that she would warm up to them eventually
  • But sadly even through her teenage years she didn’t really warm up to her father
  • It wasn’t until her first heartbreak caused by a dick who cheated on her when she went running to her daddy instead of Joshua
  • Which actually shocked both you and your husband
  • But neither of you complained because she just really needed the comfort of her father at the moment
  • And Vernon swore to that day that his daughter would never have her heart broken by a boy ever again
  • Despite your daughter being a looker
  • She got picked on a lot at school because of her condition
  • She wasn’t allowed to go outside and play in the snow with her classmates during breaks
  • She wasn’t allowed to go ice skating with her friends
  • And it eventually got to the point where she fell into a sort of depression and wouldn’t talk to anyone
  • She coped with it pretty well though and took advice from both your and Vernon to find something that would distract her from her problems for a while
  • And she found a passion that matched her father’s in rapping
  • She looked up to many artists like Dreke, Iggy Azalea, and other famous rappers
  • One of her friends had secretly recorded her rapping and uploaded it online
  • She became an overnight sensation
  • You were quite shocked when you woke up to watch the news and saw your daughter’s video on the news
  • When you asked her about it she said she didn’t know someone had recorded her
  • But she didn’t really mind though
  • She began getting calls and messages from people all over asking if she would want a record deal
  • Which she gladly accepted to sign a deal with Capital Records in LA
  • Although it meant moving out of Korea and away from her family
  • She was happy that her parents were so supportive over her decision
  • Vernon even offered to go with her if she wanted
  • But she refused and told him that she really wanted him to stay in Korea to be with his own group
  • Vernon understood though
  • He just really wanted to spend time with his daughter
  • Both you and Vernon became really proud of your daughter
  • She became a huge inspiration to people everywhere
  • She was considered one of the most successful rappers in America
  • Vernon even got his manager to allow his daughter to be the opening act for Seventeen on tour
  • Your daughter never really fell in love
  • She didn’t want to get her heart broken like the way that she did all those years back
  • It’s not like she minded though because she was already too busy to be involved with that kind of commitment
  • So she didn’t end up getting married
  • But you weren’t really too upset over that
  • It’s what mad your daughter happy
  • And if that made her happy than the two of you were happy
  • And that’s all that you ever really wanted since the beginning

|| S.Coups || Jeonghan || Joshua || Jun || Hoshi || Wonwoo || Woozi || DK || Mingyu || The8 || Seungkwan || Vernon || Dino ||

anonymous asked:

i watched their concert in texas way back 2014 at like a basketball court event. they were so fetus back then. and i freakin bawled my eyes out. they were so cute. and camila at times was so cute with her missing the blockings and spilling their surprise song. you can see early on that she was a crowd favorite. and they sang anything can happen. i was daydreaming what if they did a surprise concert, sang that then camila appears with 5h. everyone would freak and cry. siiggh.

there was this one part also that they were asked if they could change their birth name, what would it be and then did each others. camila said that lauren looked like a ‘nicole’ and lauren was so smiley giggly. then she said camila would be ‘alexa’ or 'lexa’ but settled on 'lisa’. it was funny coz camila didnt know how to accept that but seeing that it was lauren who said it, she just went hmkay! hahah



Omg, alternate universe Camren : Nicole & Lisa - Nicisa? Lisole? Licole? (kinda sounds like “Licorne” which is french for unicorn)  - let’s pick people!

i feel so old when im around my 12yo brothers friends esp this one kid named gustav because we used to b next door neighbors and i remember his mom babysitting me and my brother before they had kids i remember his mom announcing to my mom that she wass pregnant with him i remember feeling him kick in her belly i remember holding him as a newborn baby and now he’s 12 and he’s really funny and smart and just a great kid and im here like..dude i remember when u were a fetus

ladyjekyll  asked:

Prompt: Credence reforming after the subway incident.

he’s in an alley (some irony to this, he’ll think later) and rebuilds his circulatory system first; pounding heart with no ribs to hold it, beating black and tiny as a shriveled fruit because his crooked magic was wrapped right round and round his old one tight enough that it knows how the shape works on reflex, good enough for this rebirth. a jumping-off point of sorts, something close.
the effort is excruciating.
then systems spinal and lymphatic, bones, guts, muscles as whippet-thin as they ever were, giving him a stooped shape to curl fetus-like on the cobbles. then he wraps himself in a cousin of his own skin, unblemished, serviceable ears and eyes and a nose. finally, a mouth to sip his first breath: life, by its textbook definition, found again between the local grocer’s and a tobacco dispensary, and maybe this makes him more of a New Yorker now than he had ever been.
credence barebone gives birth to himself on the street, fawn-feeble and tenuous, his greatest feat, hardest ordeal he’s ever undergone, forcing its chest to rise and to breathe with the strength of his sheer spite. making it shiver and blink out its aliveness under skies of rain and rain and rain.

Smile- 5SOS 4/4

So this is for the lovely anon who asked for a 5SOS 4/4 where he finds out you’re extremely ticklish. The whole time I was writing this I was thinking of the song “Smile” by R5…so I guess that’ll be the song for this imagine lol. Enjoy!!

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Michael: “DAAMMMIITTT!!!” Mikey yelled, dying yet again in COD. “I just can’t fucking get pass this, never fails I always die right here!” You couldn’t help but laugh, and practically collapse on the couch from laughing so hard. You loved to watch Michael play video games, he got so into them, and his reactions were the best, whether he was freaking out over dying, or jumping up and down and screaming because he finally beat the game. He looked up at you from the floor he was sitting on, trying to glare but couldn’t quite take the smile off his face. “What Y/N??!! Why are you laughing??!! It’s not funny!!” He yelled. You sat up, wiping tears off your face. “Ok babe, I’m done, I’m sorry but…that was so funny” You said, still having the giggles. “Let’s see you try to do this then!!” He said, while pulling you off the couch and into his lap instead. He handed over the controller, and rested his head on top of yours. “Come one babe, you can do this, destroy them!!” As soon as the game started he wrapped his arms around your stomach. Bad move. Oh no you thought before the uncontrollable laughter started. You dropped the controller, and instantly grabbed your stomach. “Y/N what happened?! You died in the first second practically, why are you laughing??!!” Mikey said letting go of his hold on you. That’s when he noticed you grabbing your stomach, and it clicked. “NO! You’re ticklish??!! You’re kidding me!?!? That’s it, you’re gonna get it from earlier!” He laughed while instantly putting his arms across you so you couldn’t escape while he tickled your sides. You screamed, throwing your head back against his chest, laughing uncontrollably as he continued his relentless torture. “Ok! Ok! Stop!!! STAHP!!!” You managed to laugh. “Please…I’m sorry!!!” It was only then that he finally stopped. He turned you to the side so the side of your head was resting against his chest. “Well as long as you’re sorry…” He said while leaning down to peck your lips….

Ashton: You loved to watch Ashton play the drums. There was nothing hotter than watching your boyfriend play…his arms flexing as his hands came down on the drums, the hair flip he’d do, hell even the sweat dripping down from him was hot. You hadn’t been dating long, but you could appreciate all of this even in your fan girl days. “How was that babe? Watcha think?” Ashton asked you, getting up to get some water. “Amazing Ash, as always” You smiled, while walking over to him. “Are you just saying that, or do you honestly mean it?” He asked, smiling back at you. “Trust me Ash, you’re the best drummer I know!” You replied while playfully hitting his shoulder. “Y/N, I’m the only drummer you know” He laughed while playfully poking your side with his drumstick. You instantly went into a fit of giggles and put a hand on your side. As soon as you did this, you put your hands in front of your face, probably turning bright red as you did so. You were really shy about being so ticklish, and now that he knew you couldn’t help but be incredibly embarrassed. “Y/N, you’re ticklish? That’s so cute!” Ashton laughed, a big grin on his face. “No it’s not!” You said, removing your hands from your face, but you couldn’t help but smile as you saw the pure joy on his face. “Yes Y/N, it is” He said while lightly tickling your neck, then moving his hands to your sides. You started the fit of giggles as soon as he laid his hands on you. “That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen” He laughed, while pulling you into a hug.

Calum: “Y/N! Come here!” Calum yelled from the living room. “What Cal?” You asked, getting up from the bed and setting down your book. “This better be good Cal, because I was on a really good part-“ Whatever else you were about to say left your mind as you saw the sight before you on the couch. “IT’S A PUPPY!!” You screamed at the sight of your boyfriend cuddling with a puppy on the couch. What could be cuter? You ran straight for the pup, instantly picking it up. “Where did you get this adorable creature?” You asked. “The people next door asked if you could watch it for a while, something came up and they can’t find anyone to watch him. I said we’d do it. Hope that’s okay” Calum said. “Are you kidding me?! I’d watch him forever if they’d let me! He’s so cute!!” You cooed while holding the dog up to your face. “Thought you’d say that” Calum laughed. “Thanks Cal, you know me so-“ Yet again whatever you were going to say was left unsaid as the puppy begin to lick your neck and you started in a fit of giggles. “Cal, Cal! AHHHH! Oh my god CAALL, get him off me!” You laughed, squirming out of the puppy’s reach. Cal started laughing as well as he took the puppy from you. “Y/N are you ticklish?” He laughed. Holding the pup in one hand, he reached over with the other one to tickle your neck. You instantly started giggling and squirmed away from him. “You are!!!” He laughed. “Thanks little guy for bringing that to my attention” He said while giving the puppy a scratch behind his ear. “Oh shut up Cal” You laughed while putting your head on his shoulder, rubbing the puppy’s back. He just laughed, and you two continued to play with the puppy until its owner unfortunately came to pick the pup up.

Luke: “Run!” Luke looked at you, a grin on his face, excitement filling those blue eyes. “Are you crazy? It’s pouring!” You exclaimed. “Luckily for us the restaurant is right there across the street” Luke said, grabbing your hand. You shook your head while looking at the street in front of you, rain coming down around you, hard. Of course, it just has to pour the one day I don’t have my jacket… You thought, gazing at the restaurant in front of you…so close but so far away. “Ok…but let’s move fast…I don’t want to be soaking wet.” You said, squeezing his hand. “Ok ready?! 1……2…3!!!” He yelled, running across the street, pulling you by the hand. You half screamed-half laughed when you ran out in the rain, water completely drenching you in seconds. You both kept running until you reached the awning hovering over the front doors of the restaurant. You turned to look at your dripping wet boyfriend, knowing you were in a similar state. You both laughed as you saw each other. “So much for not getting soaked” You laughed. “And your hair’s a mess Y/N” He laughed while tucking some loose hair behind your ear. As he did so, his fingers slightly trailed down your neck, and you started laughing even harder. He looked confused for a second, but then he smiled widely when he understood what had happened. “Y/N, you’re ticklish!” “No I am not!” You pouted. He then started tickling your sides, and of course it started a fit of giggles, and you trying to push him away. “Yes Y/N, I think you are” Luke laughed. “Shut up, ok yes I am, now stop!” You smiled. “But it’s so cute” He said, leaning his forehead on yours. You just laughed before bringing your lips up to his…

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Well shit….I actually did it….hope you like it! It’s funny, cuz I’m not even ticklish but I’m still all emotionally wrecked after writing this. Go figure. Choosing the pics was fun too, sorry some are like fetus pics, they were perfect tho lol. Anyway thanks for reading! I really appreciate it! You guys are awesome! Had this blog for like 3 days and already….just wow…Thanks!! And to the anon, please tell me if you like it!  -Lydia

PS: I’m hoping to have part 3 to my Into Your Arms series in a day or two…If you’re wondering….

GUYS…nearly 50 notes in one night…wow thank you so much!!! That’s a lot to me, like this is crazy…thank you guys…..feel free to request what you want or message me with anything….wow…..thanks…

anonymous asked:

Wait I thought camila and Normani were actually close in the beginning like the fetus days?. It's like normila was more of a ship than camren was at that time, what interview did camila say she didn't think Normani liked her? I'm intrigued lol

@ anon

i didn’t know about that too, i’m curious… i have an awful memory.

anonymous asked:

if a fetus were about to expand like Tetsuo and kill not only the mother but everyone else in the building, it'd be ethical to kill it, right? i think it's morally identical to the question of whether you could shoot down the plane on 9/11 before collision. but the key is that both the fetus and the mother would die if it were allowed to continue to expand into a gigantic mass of flesh, whereas only the fetus would die if you terminated it

I think you answered your own question

justlieswithnomercy  asked:

Do you know why Bangtan are calling "fetus" in their pre-debut and debut era? I see this in some tumblr post with old pictures. In spanish, you say "fetus" when someone is really really really ugly, and this bother me a little bit, because I think they were so cute °◡°♡ Maybe a language barrier?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHH it’s not because they were ugly but bc they were young! Yknow a fetus is like when the baby is still growing up in his mother’s belly. So it’s just to say that they were lil babies :^DDD

demonstration:

“oooooowww, fetus jungkook”

“ok nvm”

If a fetus were like a used car...
  • Me to Anti-Choice car salesman: I'd like to get rid of this car. I don't want it.
  • ACS: Yes you do. Think about it. Come back tomorrow.
  • Me: I don't want it.
  • ACS: Go home and ask your husband and kids what they want.
  • Me: I'm not married and I don't have kids.
  • ACS: No kids? Why did you buy such a big car then?
  • Me: What difference does it make?
  • ACS: I'm just wondering if you bought a big car so you could have unmarried sex in it. Those seats fold flat.
  • Me: It's none of your business.
  • ACS: Maybe you feel a lot of guilt for having unmarried sex. Is it fair to take it out on the car just because you can't control yourself?
  • Me: Fair to a car? It doesn't have feelings.
  • ACS: Sure. That's what the anti-car life people want you to believe. I've got science on my side. I've got brochures. When you turn the key in the ignition, what happens?
  • Me: The car starts.
  • ACS: See?? It's ALIVE!
  • Me: That's mechanical.
  • ACS: It's the miracle of life!

naivences-dreamer  asked:

Have you seen the video where Ian and Anthony meet Kermit at Vidcon? Well if you haven't, there's this moment around :35-:46 where Anthony says that he only has a maximum of one person that likes him and Ian said it was him. I don't know if this is cute or even something good, but I just thought you may have wanted to know.

OMG! THEY WERE SO YOUNG! I WAS LIKE 14 WHEN THIS WAS RECORDED! FETUS SMOSH FOR THE WIN! <3

*cough* ANYWAYS…

The moment you’re talking about was cute, but that came off as more of a joke to me than an Ianthony thing. I actually found it cuter when Ian cracked up at Anthony. It’s SUPER sweet! <3

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