they were expensive kind of but so worth it

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time."
  • "What kind of hooker takes credit cards?"
  • "I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds."
  • "$26,000 worth of sides?"
  • "The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were expensive."
  • "Shut the fuck up!"
  • "Sell me this pen!"
  • "You want a beer, pal?"
  • "But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?"
  • "I know, but I don't drink, remember?"
  • "So boring. I'm gonna kill myself."
  • "There's no nobility in poverty."
  • "The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket."
  • "I mean, we had similar interests and shit."
  • "I am not gonna die sober!"
  • "Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up!"
  • "Oh, no. No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very... very long time."
  • "But no touching."
  • "You gotta untie me, buddy."
  • "I think you have a fuckin' drug problem."
  • "It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time."
  • "I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay?"
  • "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."
  • "Fun coupons!"
  • "The real question is this: was all this legal?"
  • "Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Don't you fucking dare!"
  • "They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere!"
  • "What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?"
  • "If you sell $10,000 worth of stock, I'll give you a blowjob."
  • "But we were making more money than we knew what do with."
  • "Good for you, little man."
  • "Look, it's a figure of fucking speech."
  • "I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves."
  • "The book, motherfucker, the book!"
  • "You dress like shit, so fuck you!"
  • "Whoa! Did you just try to kiss me, bro?"
  • "Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?"
  • "I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to."
  • "The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance."
  • "Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in?"
  • "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it."

tagged by @padmesgreene​ - ty! :D

1: Are you named after someone?

yes, an uncle

2: When was the last time you cried?

i had a passionate debate the other day

3: Do you like your handwriting?

it is terrible, and yes

4: What is your favorite lunch meat?


5: Do you have kids?

i hope not

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

statistically, no. there are like 7.484ish billion people alive today. math happens

7: Do you use sarcasm?

abuse, yes

8: Do you still have your tonsils?

i wasn’t lactose intolerant when i was three and i hope it was worth it

9: Would you bungee jump?

i’d like to think so

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal?

it’s too expensive

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

my current shoes do not have laces, but historically, no

12: Do you think you’re a strong person?

despite empirical evidence, sure

13: What is your favorite ice cream?

i hear that Lactaid makes ice cream now, so that

14: What is the first thing you notice about people?

their presence in my range of vision

15: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?


16: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

khakis and brown loafers

17: What are you listening to right now?


18: If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

the least used one

19: Favorite smell?

we don’t talk about him anymore

20: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my hr manager

21: Favorite sport to watch?

the least objectionable is american football

22: Hair color?


23: Eye color?


24: Do you wear contacts?

i couldn’t deal so i wear glasses

25: Favorite food to eat?


26: Scary movies or comedy?


27: Last movie you watched?

i have to go with technicalities, so the new ghostbusters movie bc my roommate was watching and i happened to walk through the living room

28: What color of shirt are you wearing?


29: Summer or winter?

aesthetically, winter. practically, summer

30: Hugs or kisses?

hugs in general, kisses from a select few one

31: What book are you currently reading?

i’m from south georgia, we just look at the bible and then pick it up and throw it at people who are different

32: Who do you miss right now?

………………….honestly? @comedicdrama

33: What is on your mouse pad?

don’t have one

34: What is the last TV program you watched?

The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year (2006)

35: What is the best sound?

imma go with laughter

36: What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

when i was 9 i was on a flight from atlanta to los angeles

37: Do you have a special talent?

i can put my left hand on a table and turn it 360 degrees. does that count?

38: Where were you born?

vidalia, georgia

You don’t get to use my reaction to your lies as a reason for your lies […] Don’t pretend this is about me and my emotions- I trusted you.

Peggy Carter (Agent Carter, 1.04 The Blitzkrieg Button)

This episode is important. It should not be remarkable to see women authentically portrayed in media.

I should not have been surprised by the food-smuggling purse scene, completely void of judgement and mockery. (How often do we see women unapologetically eating when it’s not some “cool girl” bullshit or humor at their expense?! And the fact that they were all KIND to each other about it?! Conspiring to make chicken pockets and gravy purses?! I loved it.) I should not have been taken aback by Peggy standing up for herself. That scene was perfection. I can’t count the number of times I’ve wanted to yell-

Women’s. Emotions. Don’t. Discredit. Their. Actions. Or. Opinions.