they turned out terrible oh gosh

Let the record show that when Alec Hardy gets drunk, he turns into a cute, giggly idiot and falls down a lot.

And when Ellie Miller gets drunk, she gets into physical fights with strangers and makes terrible decisions.

So, canonically, if these two ever went out drinking together, Hardy would be the super mellow, giggly, affectionate one, while Miller would turn into this loud, brash, argumentative jock who has to be pulled away from her third fight of the evening.