Haha yeah. Be glad you don't work in a human hospital. Humans can be pretty nasty. At Cozy's did you ever have to clean anything that was exceptionally gross?
“Anon, you do realize we’re both eating right now, right? But if you really must know - yes, there was one incident that stands out… a princess-themed birthday, lots of little monsters having a nice tea party, that ended up with a lot of ruined petticoats and dresses.”
“I’m not sure which one ‘started’ it, but when they did, it was like a domino effect. We used up our full week’s supply of Ginger Ale, and loaned out a few of our tablecloths to the poor things so they didn’t have to go home in their underwear… ”
“At least the parents tipped exceedingly well for all the trouble.”