one cannot have enough of cute and random aus so here have some more
the cute and quiet customer that frequents the coffee shop where I’m a barista
and also where my rival barista works and we’re both fighting for your
attention in increasingly creative and inconspicuous ways (making foam art,
writing cheesy pick-up lines on your napkin etc. etc.)” AU.
my roommate who’s super cute and it’s the middle of the night and you’re
cramming for your exams in your flannel pajamas and disheveled hair and it’s
becoming increasingly hard for me not to kiss you” AU.
an Art student and I’m an English major and you keep stealing the papers for my
assignment to doodle and I would kill you but you’re really cute and hey that’s
actually a really nice sketch” AU.
the perpetual frowner in class and one day as I’m answering the teacher I
intentionally make a very cheesy pun and I can hear crickets but you’re laughing
out loud and that makes me feel very much accomplished” AU.
manager says the only reason the restaurant where we work at is popular is because
people enjoy eating while watching our relentless flirting with each other but
I swear to God we’re not flirting???” AU.
ditch prom to attend a local poetry slam and you’re also there and I never
really noticed what a cute smile you have and hey do you maybe want to bond
over our mutual love for ‘Howl’???” AU.
new in town and you seem very intimidating but as it turns out you have an
awful sense of direction even with a map and you’re actually adorkable so here
let me help you” AU.
Valentine’s Day and I’m single and you want to cheer me up but you can’t cook
nor bake to save your life so you make me hot chocolate instead and it is delicious
and I think I love you???” AU.
gym class and we’re playing volleyball and you spike really well and you manage
to hit the ball square in my face and I think I’m bleeding and you’re
apologizing profusely and it’s okay but you’re really cute so I guess I’ll take
you up on that offer for coffee” AU.
the jerk-face customer that keeps on thumbing through their phone while ordering
their drink so I exact revenge by spelling your name wrong on your cup and
drawing phallic pictures on your coffee” AU.
mutual friend invites us to go shopping with them and it’s kind of awkward and
now you’re pushing them around the mall in a shopping cart and you’re both
screaming like excited children and I’m paying the cashier and pretending I don’t
know either of you” AU.
mutual friend invites us for Thanksgiving dinner with their other friends and
now there’s a full-fledged food fight going on with potatoes and turkey flying
everywhere and we’re both seeking refuge under the table whilst sharing a bag
of chips that you brought (just in case)” AU.
and I are both baristas at a coffee shop and one day I step out of the café to
take a break and walk in on you gleefully drawing phallic pictures on the
chalkboard outside that no one pays attention to so what are you doing?” AU.
and I go out to a sushi bar and the sushi chef yells at you for being allergic
to a particular kind of fish and now you’re crying and I’m trying to comfort
and I are at a sushi restaurant and you’re continuously snagging sushi off the
belt that I have to pay for and you don’t seem to be going to stop anytime soon
but you look so cute when you’re eating with that smile on your face what the
hell man” AU.
mailman constantly mixes up your home address and mine together and keeps on
sending me your letters and packages and I’m sorry I look through them but your
life seems very interesting as well as those books on black magic in one of your
packages so wanna talk about it over a cup of coffee?” AU.
both strangers sitting in the same booth at an eatery because all the other
booths are full and you’re drawing smiley faces on your plate with ketchup and
wow your concentrated frown is cute” AU.
our mutual friend’s wedding and they keep shoving us into each other because we’re
the only ones at the ceremony who are single” AU.
my roommate and it’s way past midnight and you’re talking about how Charles
Dickens inspired prison reform and how the moon must feel insignificant because
it borrows light from the sun and this is all very interesting but will you
please shut up and go to sleep” AU.
actually a really friendly and chill vampire and at night you float around
outside of my bedroom window to talk with me about the universe and stuff” AU.
going through my sketchbook and giving questioning looks and I swear to God I’m
just a deranged artist and not a serial killer” AU.
live next door to each other and I can see you through the window while you’re
dancing to your iPod in your flannel pajamas and disheveled hair and God you’re
a dork” AU.
been standing in line at the coffee shop for hours and you casually cut through
for your drink but also buy me my favorite blend and now I’m not so sure what
to make of you” AU.
sick so you make me chicken soup and I’m really grateful but I’ve also seen you
read books on magical spells and potion-making so I’m not sure if I should
drink your soup in case it turns me into a toad” AU.
a scrawny black cat in our neighborhood that hates everyone and everything but
follows you around for some reason and I see you pet it and feed it fish fries
are you a witch” AU
a perpetual frowner and most certainly not a morning person and I work
part-time at a breakfast bar and your disheveled hair and content smile as you
eat my waffles and scrambled eggs is the only thing that can get me to smile”
the one in class who has tattoos all over their arms and piercings and
everybody’s scared of you and one day I catch you watching cat videos and doodling
in the middle of a lecture and wow you’re a dork” AU.
work part-time as a cashier at the local corner store and you come here
regularly to shop and bond with me over the microwavable chicken bites so how
about I take you out on a proper date instead?” AU.
the owner of a magic shop and you discover my magics one day when you walk in
on my cat flying around inside the shop on a broom and now I have to take you
in as my apprentice or turn you into a toad” AU.
the health-conscious med student and I’m the chain-smoking art student who’s
also your barista and you leave me notes on smoking and lung health on your
napkins and also a 20-page essay on lung cancer tucked under your saucer” AU.
a tea-lover yet you come to the coffee shop where I work at just to see my foam
art and you give me hefty tips regularly so I’ve taken it upon myself to master
the art of tea-making just for you” AU.
a fashion major and I’m working on my illustrations and maybe I’ve had too much
coffee but I swear I just saw one of the mannequins move so here I am calling
you in the middle of the night please help I’m scared” AU.
work at a fast food restaurant and as you hand me my food you lecture me for
ruining my health what is this hypocrisy” AU.
egging a random person’s house to relieve stress and you join me and as it
turns out the house belongs to your ex and now they are chasing us as well as
the police and now we’re both in jail waiting to be bailed so um you wanna talk
about it?” AU.
keith talking to some random stranger about lance and complimenting him like he did with him in beta traz while looking down fondly. “i have a…friend who always complains about my mullet. he’s a very good sharpshooter and also my right-hand man i don’t know what i would without him.” “you seem fond of him.” “I am.”
training session together where 50% of the stuff they do is flirting
another solo mission together where they fight back to back
they find an alternate reality where they’re together and this makes them think a lot about what they could be in theirs
lance starts wearing something red to match his new lion and keith tells him “you look good in my colors”
the team starts noticing lance flirts less than usual
one of those clichè scenes where one character makes a decision that makes their loved one proud and has them looking softly at them
keith and lance offering to wingman for each other but ending up describing each other as their ideal partner while talking to someone
“ofc you would like lance who wouldn’t he’s beautiful i mean what”
they’re facing off an enemy who’s making fun of them for not being strong enough and lance is lie “he’s strong!! he cradled me in his arms once!!” and keith deadass stops in the middle of the battle to shout “YOU REMEMBER”
a parallel of the shut your quiznak scene but this time lance is saying it fondly and keith laughs while saying “i still don’t think you’re using that correctly”
“he’s not my boyfriend!!” “but you want him to be”
lance making a cryptid joke for keith
lance leans in for an hug and keith blushes bc he thinks he was gonna kiss him
“well i do have a boyfriend!!!” *points at keith panicking*
awkwardly asking each other out for a date in the pool but both make sure they don’t mention the word “date” at all
lance distracting keith during a plan exposition by putting his hand on his shoulder or on his own hand
keith sees that someone is trying to make lance feel bad and he’s furious and goes up to that person like “yo take that back immediately”
lance being slightly jealous of seeing someone talking to keith and masks it with an excuse like “i don’t want him to find someone before me cuz ya know…rivals” (no one believes that though) keith: lance i’m not with xx i just wanted to see if u were gonna confess
keith gets asked if he likes someone and he’s like “well there is someone…” *looks at lance while sighing*
they take a selfie with lance’s space phone. (bc duh, needs to happen)
keith looking fondly at lance while everyone else is looking at something else. “cute right?” keith, looking at lance: yeah “i’m not sure we’re talking about the same thing”
keith gifting lance with something and blushing while handing it to him. idc what it is it can be whatever and lance being almost speechless. “you got this…for me?”
keith: please be careful!! lance: always am!
keith to lance: man you are cuddly
lance: did i miss something pidge: oh just keith complaining about bonding moments lance: ok so nothing new then
keith telling lance “i’ve never met anyone like you” because i live for the clichè stuff dont judge
the classic “ we got stuck somewhere alone together and now we gotta talk about our feelings” kind of thing
lance showing off his bf once they’re dating “yep! i’m dating him!!!”
more alone conversations where lance tells keith about his life as an uncle
hunk accidentally mentioning that lance had a crush on keith at the garrison.
like at the garrison you clearly like ke—” “KEN I LIKED KEN REMEMBER KEN?? AHHA GOOD OL’ GUY” “there was no one…named ken”
running after each other for something? because i’ve realized we’ve never seen that in canon and soft music is playing in the back
keith gifting lance with his bom blade once they’re together “i want you to have this”
an “i thought you were dead!” moment where keith kisses lance without hesitation and lance replies with “well i am know”
lance fingergunning at keith pls and thank u
the “fine” “fine” “fine” “FINE” thing when they get into arguments and they end up giving each other the silent treatment but it lasts like one minute and if it starts seriously, it ends jokingly
the pool scene becomes an inside joke like the bonding moment: “we went to the pool together!!!!” “keith you wanted to stay away from me??” “well you forgot our bonding moment!”“oh god not this again….”
a moment where they both turn at each other smirking and everybody is like “lol ur smiling at each other” and they’re like “no we’re not” but their mouths are still curved in a smile
they become very clingy with each other and don’t realize it until someone points it out
they swap clothes for one day and no one questions it. “they’re doing their thing as usual”
“are you hugging me?” “looks like i am” “thank you i needed that”
“when i said that I don’t hate you….i meant something else also”
can we uhhhh get mind-reading aliens that can sense their feelings for each other
“lets do this” and then they smile at each other
keith slipping that he likes lance in the middle of a very tough battle bc he doesnt know what will happen OR “if i dont make it…tell lance i love him”
keith at 2 am: hey pidge lance looked at me for more than one second today what do you think i should do
they try to make sure they always stand next to each other
The bus ride to my university takes an hour there and back each day. Those hours spent on the bus tend to feel like a waste of time. However, that time doesn’t have to be useless.
Check out the transit schedule before you make your timetable. For me, there’s no bus at 3 pm so if a class ends at 2:30 I have to wait till 4 for the bus.
You can’t always be productive the entire time. When I’m on the 7 am bus on Mondays I make a deal with myself: Be productive for at least the first half of the bus ride. After that, listen to music and stare out the window all you want.
Pack your bag lightly. Your back is gonna hurt if you try to bring everything with you. If you and a classmate have a break together, make a deal that only one of you will bring the textbook each week. Or buy a binder-ready copy of your textbook (so you can bring individual chapters with you).
Bring snacks and a water bottle always! You’ll be thankful for that granola bar on your way back, especially on days when you’ve been on campus for 12+ hours!
Things you CAN do on public transport:
Study flashcards. Bring a stack of flashcards with you or use Quizlet. Quizlet is a good app because you might find that someone else has already made flashcards for the class you’re taking, you can star which terms you already know, and you can have the app read out the flashcards to you (I find I remember thing better if I hear them as well)
Do your readings and/or prelabs. I wouldn’t recommend bringing more than one textbook otherwise your backpack will be super heavy all day. Read through a few chapters. If you like to write down notes as you read, bring a pen and a pack of big sticky notes. If you have labs like me, finish up your prelabs for the following week when you’re heading home after a lab. I’ve managed to finish my physics and chemistry prelabs on the bus, every week so far this semester.
Catch up on that Netflix show you’ve been watching. Not so productive, but I see it as a way of unwinding. And if you’re going to watch an episode when you get home anyways, why not do it on your commute? So download those episodes and relax (I recommend The Office and Brooklyn Nine-Nine if you need a laugh)
Read over your lecture notes.You should be doing this anyways so why not do it on your commute? Looking over your lecture notes from classes you had that day will help reinforce the content in your mind. Look over notes from weeks or months ago too. Reviewing older content will help you so much when finals come along.
Watch some Khan Academy videos. Did you know that Khan Academy has an app!?? Download videos beforehand and watch them on the go. Since this requires a bit more focus I’d recommend not watching videos for stuff you just learned that day – go home, read your textbook, and then watch a video the next day to clarify things/learn the info in a new way.
Catch up with people you haven’t talked to for a while. Send a text to your mom or that friend who’s studying across the country. Trust me, they miss you and talking to people who support you is good for your mental health.
Get out your planner (or bullet journal) and plan your week. If you’re feeling overwhelmed making a to do list for each day of your week can help. This also ensures you won’t be forgetting about an essay due the next week.
BOI let’s talk about Neil “rabbit” Josten and Andrew “never lets his guard down” Minyard and how they inexplicably forget the rest of the world is a thing when they’re together???? Like
everyone knows better than to interrupt their intense eye contact. They’ll stare at each other for minutes at a time and matt’s just standing there off to the side, waiting for their bizarre silent convo to wind down. Neil’s the first to look away.
“Oh, how long have you been there, matt?“
"Just a few seconds don’t worry"
even when they’re not staring at each other, they’re both completely useless if one is looking. Neil focuses his entire attention on Andrew when the sun hits him just right and Kevin sighs and closes the notebook of exy plays they’d been discussing. Andrew is not-watching Neil staring at him, Neil is probably mentally composing a sonnet about Andrew’s shoulders or arms or pinky finger, and Kevin starts talking about Quebec, potato salad, and cello music because anything he says Neil will never be able to remember
they’re not much for PDA but also when the locker room is empty after a game, they might (always) make out against the lockers and sometimes they don’t remember that one freshman who was getting dressed in the showers and he squeaks in surprise when he walks in on them but they’re too wrapped up in each other to notice (or care)
dan is sure she could blow an air horn next to their ears, but if they’re sharing a cigarette, they wouldn’t even flinch. Nearly every day after practice while they wait for Kevin to finish up, Neil and Andrew share a cigarette in the shade provided by the court’s walls. They stand not quite close enough to touch but the space between them is almost nonexistent, and take turns smoking while gazing meaningfully at each other. Or Andrew will smoke and Neil will steal his cigarette and he’ll steal it back and on and on until the thing is burned down to the filter.
Nicky swears he caught them shotgunning smoke but his phone was "dead” at the time and without visual evidence he couldn’t cash in the prize money.
He’s still bitter about it.
one time they halted an entire game for a full minute because some asswipe had growled “Wesninski” at Neil and Neil got tripped up and twisted his ankle.
the combination of panic from hearing his old name and panic about not being able to play kept him on the court floor and Andrew was at his side in an instant. He ignored the rest of the players, the refs, and Coach in favor of kneeling on the ground and pressing his forehead to Neil’s. They whispered to each other for a full half a minute before the panic left Neil’s eyes and Andrew was content to sit back.
Neil at least had the decency to look sheepish when he saw the dozen people crowded around them, staring at him with varying amounts of confusion and annoyance.
Oh hey. Didn’t see you there. It’s your best friend. Tereby Pipes. BAck at it again. Recording live from,, Paradise, So, Uh, I don’t really remember when. Or how I got here. I was a little disraaacted. Here is a picture of me being distracted while a universe was Birthing in front of me. Anyway, I’ve seen better, so, a qwuickupdate, fr the fans. n th folowers. The deceased friends and family. Uhm. Still sad. I’m workin on it. Turns out, Can Land does NOT have Prozac. I’m still waiting for my girl, FVASKA, to come back from the war… I’m hangin out with my friends: Stick, Tree?, and Dirt. Turns out my incapability to express genuine emotions aLIENAted everybody who was dear to meLETS TALK ROMANCE!!!!!!!!! So, I heard through the grapevine, and also by living with them for about three years, that,, CANYON, and, ROSS, stand next to each other. Under trees. karat an d eh,,,,,, Dont really stand next to each other. I havent seen them stand next to each other in a l- in EIGHTEEN MINUTESFFF HAAA anyway this concludes my lets play of SGRUB. All in all 7/10 game. All my friends died. 7/10 MAKE SURE TO LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSC
Another YoI Rival!AU theory that no one asked for …
Victor Nikiforov and Yuuri Katsuki are the two best skaters in
the world. They are very well known rivals, for years exchanging places on the
podium, one winning gold only to hand the title over to the other the next year
and vice versa, though they are always standing next to each other on the
podium. It’s a back and forth that fans watch rabidly. The rivalry is not
altogether unfriendly, but intense. The fans are super into it, as well as the media, the skating world split
between Team Yuuri and Team Victor (even if they weren’t your faves, if you are
a skating fan, you will be asked this question – although Yuri’s Angels are quickly
becoming a significant third party).
Eventually, as Victor gets closer and closer to the ripe old
age of thirty, talk of retirement inevitably comes up around both skaters.
Victor is rumored to be considering coaching and Yuuri mentioning here and
there that he’d like to further his education.
The media keeps hounding the two about whether or not this is
their last GPF, do they think they’ll retire at the same time? What will one do
without the other to challenge them if only one leaves the ice? Neither give definitive
answers (they’re not entirely sure themselves).
Then, there they are, Russia’s Legend and Japan’s Pride,
standing next to each other on the three step podium once again (to no one’s
surprise at this point). Pictures are being taken, the crowd is cheering, an obvious line drawn between Team Victor and Team Yuuri fans. Then the bronze medalist, Yuri Plizetsky, throws a barely-there smile at the
other two and quietly steps off the podium before the photographers are
finished and the crowd quiets a bit in confusion.
Yuuri looks after Yuri, about to ask where he was going, but a
hand touches his and the crowd has gone completely silent now. Victor Nikiforov
is tugging Yuuri Katsuki off the podium so they are both on even ground, on the
ice again, and he’s kneeling, a velvet box in his hand.
The crowd is caught in confused silence long enough for Victor
to murmur something and Yuuri to nod slowly, a little smile gracing his face.
But when Victor grins and slips the ring on Yuuri’s finger the place explodes.
They’ve been dating in secret since practically the day they
I know we talk a lot about how soft Cas and Dean would be with each other if they got together and I’m not arguing against that. But think about how much they already act like an old married couple. Both of them are as stubborn as one can be without actually being a stone pillar.
I’m sure that once they’re a couple, you’ll hear doors slamming in the bunker at least once a day and half the time it will be Sam because he can’t stand their bickering about who should be allowed to protect whom on their next hunt.
A/N: Order of Phoneix time frame when the twins are in their last year, also idk if there is a difference on how wizards find out they’re pregnant ant muggles/humans do… so I just went with the good ol’ test.
Order of Phoneix Headquarters Beginning of Christmas Holiday
You bury your face in your hands as you sit on the edge of the bathtub. The literal fate of the rest of your life is resting on the three sticks sitting on top of the basin of the sink.
You take a glance at your watch and let out a deep breath. There is still two minutes left and you’re dying inside. All the thoughts on how this will affect your future along with George’s… don’t forget the timing of it too.
Your thoughts get cut off by the bathroom door flinging open.
“Ron!” You shout.
“Oh… sorry.” Ron awkwardly apologizes, eyes snapping from the basin to you then he slams the door close. You can feel your heart pounding against your chest.
Timeskip Living Room Area
You plop back down on your spot on the couch next to your lovely red-headed boyfriend. He wraps his arm around you, pecking your forehead causing a smile to appear on your face.
Once you hear him go back to the conversation, you take a glance over at Ron. He raises his eyebrows, silently asking, you nod. His eyes light up and he looks over at his older brother, a different kind of feeling when he sees him talking.
He turns back to you, mouthing a ‘congratulations’ in which you smile at him. Your focus gets snapped back to George when he squeezes your thigh, signaling you to join the conversation.
Blessing - Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader x dad!Stark
Words: 1179 Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader x dad!Stark Featuring: Clint Barton Warnings: lotta love, cheesy ending. Requested by anon “Pietro goes to Dad!Tony to ask for his blessing to marry reader. Tony’s not to keen on the idea because it’s speedy, but he makes reader happy and that’s all he can ask for as a loving father. Fluff ‘n’ stuff please.” Authors Note: I’m sorry this took so long to get out, I have been very unmotivated recently. Just happy it’s finally done :)
“Tony, I need to talk to you!” Pietro ran around the base all day, trying to find your father long enough to get him to speak. Tony kept dodging Pietro and hiding from him by saying that he had to do work all over the base.
Clint rolled his eyes when Tony ran into the kitchen. “I swear, Tony, if you do not talk toPietro he’s going to explode. Just give him a few minutes to talk. He’s your daughter’s boyfriend, what if it’s important?” Of course, Clint knew what Pietro wanted to talk about; he’s basically Pietro’s father.
And Clint wasn’t lying; it was one of the most important things that could happen. “I don’t want to talk to him; he makes me mad! And to know he is having…intercourse… with my daughter does not make it any better for me,” Tony argued.
Clint cocked his head and rolled his eyes. “Come on; they have been dating for nearly two years. Give him a break; he’s really not that bad.”
Tony slowly turned his head to look at Clint. “You know what this is about, don’t you?” Tony walked closer.
“What? No, no, what gave you any idea that I know what he wants? No, psh, no!” Clint lied as he stood up to get away from Tony.
“Clint, get your ass back here!” Tony shouted and ran after Clint, but was stopped by a gust of wind.
After the StarkQuill angst from yesterday I figured I owed you some happier headcanon.
The Guardians come to earth for the whole Thanos mess and they meet the Avengers for the first time.
They immediately know that something between a lot of them is off and so they ask because the Guardians haven’t found a topic that’s too uncomfortable for them yet.
Steve, who is again leader of the team roughly outlines the Accords and then ends with “And when Tony tried to kill Bucky I had to stop him”.
The Guardians are mostly confused and inquire why the team didn’t come together again afterwards and they are met with incredulous stares.
“He tried to kill Bucky and me,” Steve says again like that explains everything.
“But you are a family,” Rocket says confused.
Steve shakes his head. “Family doesn’t try to kill each other,” he dismisses, which earns him some stares again.
“Gamora tried to kill me,” Peter lists off. “Rocket tried to sold me, Drax tried to kill Gamora, Yondu threatened to eat me, Nebula tried to kill Gamora. But we are a family.”
“Yeah, well, Tony wrongly accused Bucky,” Steve stiffly says and by now the Guardians are already on Tony’s side anyway.
“Explain,” Gamora almost snarls and Tony is pretty sure they just moved a bit so they could stand all directly next to him.
“Bucky was brainwashed and he was used to kill Tony’s parents, which Tony held against him.”
“So you are saying after a long time of coming to terms with that fact he still attacked Bucky,” Rocket summs it up and sounds doubtful.
“Explain,” Drax now chimes in and Steve shuffles a bit on his feet.
“He learned about it through a video,” Steve finally admits.
“And then he had time to process it,” Peter guesses.
“Actually, that was the first time I heard about it, Bucky was standing right next to me and Steve had kept it a secret from me for two years,” Tony now chimes in and everyone turns to him.
“I might have overreacted,” Tony whispers when the stares continue.
“I am Groot,” Groot says and Peter nods in agreement before he turns to Steve.
“I tried to kill my biological father when I learned he killed my mother,” he explains and puts his arm around Tony’s middle.
“Did he apologize?” Gamora asks and Peter feels Tony tense beside him.
“Of course I,” Tony starts before Drax cuts him off with a rough “Not you, him,” and he points at Steve.
“Not really,” Tony says after a moment of shock.
“That’s it,” Rocket decides. “Get him on the ship, he’s ours now, if we had an application process he would tick all the sob story boxes; we are your family now.”
Groot jumps on Tony’s shoulder while Rocket reaches up to grab his hand and pull him towards their space ship.
Tony expects one of the Guardians to protest but instead Gamora and Drax keep Steve away when he tries to come after them and Peter rushes to catch up with them.
“I have some great music you’ll enjoy,” he promises Tony, who is only slightly tearing up. “And some pretty smooth moves I’m going to teach you,” he continues and Tony already feels more at home with them than he ever did with the Avengers.
yumikuri has so many official art, i'm so jealous; eruri would never get what yumikuri has bc they're men, i'm so sad
and not to mention the entirety of acwnr. i mean… yumikuri didn’t get an entire two part manga to develop their relationship as well.
ok, i realize that i’m doing the fangirl “THEY’RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OHTER THEREFORE” thing… but i’m not sure how much yumikuri stuff is them being all over each other? plus, their relationship is much different than one eruri would have. they’re men that understand they’re place and power–they would not be outwardly affectionate to each other. so it’s always nice seeing them in official artwork looking at each other–or more so, erwin looking at levi–and just expressing a general look of admiration (that winter pic will ALWAYS kill me)
It was a Saturday afternoon on a rainy day when everything happened, when you gain your boyfriend’s older brothers’ respect. And also embarrassed them more than they ever been embarrassed in their lives.
Dick, Jason, Tim and you were spending some times altogether, getting to know each other, as in five years of relationship with Tim, you never really had time to hang out with his family (busy people).
Bruce was at work, Alfred had a day off, and Damian was hanging out with some friends (which was so rare that no one dared to tell him to stay to spent the day with you guys).
-No Jason, we are NOT playing strip poker right now.
-But I’m bored and a movie is…
-I said we’re not !
-Why nooooowwwt ?
-Because it’s only you, Dick, (Y/N) and I, I don’t need to see my brothers naked.
-And (Y/N) ?
-We’ve been together for five years, what, you think I never saw her naked ?
-I never saw her naked.
Jason gives his brother an infuriating smile and, taking some soda cans while Tim takes a giant bowl of pop-corns, they go back to the living room where you and Dick are waiting.
Summary: Senior Rowan Whitethorn is new to town. It doesn’t take him long to get use to a new school, make new friends, even join the local hockey team. But it also doesn’t take him long to meet sophomore and figure skater Aelin Galathynius. And it doesn’t take him long to realize one thing; he can’t stand her.
These past couple weeks were the most confusing and heart-wrenching ones of Elide’s short life.
After skipping school the first couple days after she and Manon called it quits, Elide realized she couldn’t hide forever. From both school, and her Uncle. Because she couldn’t exactly stay home when she skipped, so she would spend her days hiding out around town. But there were only so many places she could hide in public.
When she finally did go back to school, she avoided Manon. Not because she was scared to actually run into her. But because she didn’t think she’d actually be able to handle it. Seeing Manon meant facing all the questions she still had yet to figure out. Questions she didn’t even know how to start answering.
Her whole life she thought she had to choose. Boys or girls. She never really took to boys when she was younger, mainly because a lot of the boys her age bullied her. Her first crush had been a girl. She was sweet and nice, and after her parents died, she had a person. A someone she cared about. And a never-ending fear of what that meant, when she realized that she liked girls, and that her uncle would never be okay with it. Over the years, she thought some boys cute, but she liked girls. She was sure of it. She had to choose, right?
That’s what Elide always believed. Until she finally kissed a boy. Until she kissed Lorcan. Until she realized she liked it.
in which y/n loves flowers and Tom is her outgoing boyfriend who doesn’t know what to get her for her birthday.
Since they had started dating, Tom knew of Y/N felt about flowers. She’d “ooh” and “ahh” at the floral arrangements playlist on Instagram, stop at the farmers market on Thursdays after class to bring home whichever bouquet spoke to her. Her camera roll was filled with blossoms and florets she’d saw when out and about, her apartment was going to be swallowed whole by the ivy she’d hung from the ceiling. Tom had taken to naming the several potted plants she had around too but often forgot when he’d called them so he’d have to come up with new names which would earn a soft laugh from her.
‘ *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name. ’ ‘ you don’t even have oven mitts on! ’ ‘ wow. i could so easily freak out right now. ’ ‘ do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else? ’ ‘ hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning. ’ ‘ no more falafel for you! ’ ‘ we were on a break!! ’ ‘ you’re such a tattletale. ’ ‘ i love you goddesses! ’ ‘ everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me! ’ ‘ it’s ’ ‘ this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo. ’ ‘ so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh? ’ ‘ my gynecologist tried to kill me. ’ ‘ you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys. ’ ‘ boy, you are not a morning person. ’ ‘ yeah, well, i’m a slut. ’ ‘ how you doin’? ’ ‘ i am warm… for your form. ’ ‘ i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse. ’ ‘ are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this? ’ ‘ hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right? ’ ‘ sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud? ’ ‘ if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’? ’ ‘ i guess things were just going to well for me! ’ ‘ i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’ ’ ‘ he’s so pretty i want to cry! ’ ‘ prepare to feel very bad about yourself. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person. ’ ‘ no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid. ’ ‘ i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! ’ ‘ she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t? ’ ‘ honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else. ’ ‘ from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one. ’ ‘ i wish i could, but i don’t want to. ’ ‘ alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men. ’ ‘ look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! ’ ‘ i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater. ’ ‘ what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door. ’ ‘ let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care! ’ ‘ i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited! ’ ‘ i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. ’ ‘ when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating. ’ ‘ are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it. ’ ‘ it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth. ’ ‘ you wanna play twister? ’ ‘ once, i got dumped during sex. ’ ‘ here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you. ’ ‘ welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it! ’ ‘ hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic. ’ ‘ if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend. ’ ‘ who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose. ’ ‘ shut up! shut up! SHUT UP! ’ ‘ i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them. ’ ‘ you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself. ’ ‘ you’re fake laughing too, right? ’ ‘ it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday. ’ ‘ ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth? ’ ‘ wow, we really are bitches. ’ ‘ so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort! ’ ‘ i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life. ’ ‘ i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it. ’ ‘ kill me. kill me now. ’ ‘ i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! ’ ‘ what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing? ’ ‘ a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?! ’ ‘ i’m curvy and i like it! ’ ‘ i don’t share food! ’ ‘ if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you. ’ ‘ the fridge broke so i had to eat everything. ’ ‘ you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e! ’ ‘ you’re over me? when were you… under me? ’ ‘ these are just feelings. they’ll go away. ’ ‘ i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. ’ ‘ i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have. ’ ‘ offering people gum is not cooking. ’ ‘ i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song. ’ ‘ you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. ’ ‘ no, inside good. outside baaaaad. ’ ‘ they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there. ’ ‘ i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out. ’ ‘ you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room. ’ ‘ neat! i’m gonna die alone! ’ ‘ okay, could you just stop talking for a second? ’ ‘ i’ve sort of had feelings for you. ’ ‘ today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me. ’ ‘ why am i friends with these people? ’ ‘ i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me. ’ ‘ i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever. ’ ‘ my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs. ’ ‘ if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair! ’ ‘ i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck. ’ ‘ hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable. ’ ‘ i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot! ’ ‘ i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open. ’ ‘ up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’ ’ ‘ if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct? ’ ‘ do you think i need a new walk? ’ ‘ you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at? ’ ‘ just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day! ’ ‘ eye-contact? i hope you were using protection! ’ ‘ you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me. ’ ‘ you said your boss wants to buy your baby? ’ ‘ why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!! ’ ‘ last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house! ’ ‘ you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk. ’ ‘ let her know i like her? are you insane? ’ ‘ what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me? ’ ‘ isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? ’ ‘ you’re crying over a doritos commercial. ’ ‘ that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance. ’ ‘ i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other. ’ ‘ seriously… good luck on marrying me. ’ ‘ there is no ‘us’, okay? ’ ‘ i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered. ’ ‘ it’s just not worth it. ’ ‘ we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that. ’ ‘ you know what? you’re the one who ended it. ’ ‘ i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you. ’ ‘ imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you. ’ ‘ you were worth the wait. ’ ‘ that’s our baby. ’ ‘ you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are. ’