I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
I mean we could try but-
How are you gonna fix his limbs
We thought standard prosthetics would-
So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
What's his name?
I don't know. Frank?
Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
Do I have any money?
Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
Duh, I buy him lunch.
Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
Nah, it's cool.
Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
What five bucks?
Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
What? Why would I--
I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
Sleeping beauty and the space prince. (Saeyoung/MC fanfic)
Fandom: Mystic Messenger Pairing: Saeyoung/MC -you Rating : M Summary: Mc pretends
to be asleep, while sunbathing naked~ but Saeyoung is a genius and notices
Author’s Notes: This is my
first published fanfiction and it’s smut..~ ha. I apologize for any grammar
mistakes or weird parts. I promise to get better and improve myself! Hope you
like it none the less! (●´ω｀●)
Unexplainably hot, that was all I felt. The heat
coming through every crevice of the apartment. No fan, no coolers, just the
heat radiating on me. My body was quickly covered in sweat and now was beginning
to be all sticky and gross, the heat was unbearable, yet I had no desire to
move from the puddle of sweat on the ground, that I was laying in. All that
could be heard was a »tapa – tapa -tapa« from the keyboard on which, he typed
on, and the cicadas who did not help with the heat, but made it feel much more
I decided then and there, even if my boyfriend was
working, that I should just undress. He saw me naked a couple of times and he
Abruptly I stood up, feeling the dizziness which I tried to ignore. I took a
towel from my drawer, layed it in front the window and took of my clothes
painfully slowly. Since I WAS trying to get the attention of someone quite
special. He did have a way of forgetting that I was there, sadly enough I got
used to it. But at times, there were moments were I wanted and needed him.
So I sunbathed
completely naked. After a few minutes nothing, I almost fell asleep. Then I
turned around laying on my back and facing the ceiling. I stretched out my hands and legs. All of a sudden, I felt a pair of eyes wandering from my head
to my toes. Was it the slight mewl, that came out of me, or was it because of
the stretching that made him perk up? Does it matter though? A slight smirk
came across my face. Did it work? Is he finally going to give me some
My plan was in order, I should pretend to be asleep. Some shuffling was heard,
a small groan and I felt him sit next to me. A hand was hovering dangerously
close to my breasts and it took me all of my strength to pretend to be asleep.
He let out a sigh and gulped. Surprisingly before he did anything he said very
silently, “It is your fault for being so defenseless, Mc.”
Softly and almost painfully slow he grazed my breast with his hand, he did not
use his whole palm, no he only used two fingers to gently draw circles on my
skin. Slowly they went over my breast, on the sides of my stomach and to the
other side. His breathing was uneven and his touch was no longer careful. The
soft and caring touch, made me shiver and I felt a soft blush spreading on my
cheeks. Suddenly, I felt him straddling me, but he did it with utmost care. I felt a
soft fabric being tied on my wrist and my hands were now positioned above my
head. Slowly he came closer to my face. His forehead was now touching mine, he sighed at that point, kissing my cheek and stopping near my ear.
In a husky tone filled with lust he whispered in my
ear: “I know you’re just pretending Mc~. You can’t fool me.” I felt my cheeks
burn, because he suddenly noticed my act, I decided to still have my eyes
closed. “Hmm…” he hummed and went off of me.
The air was hot, not because it was summer but it was the tension, that made the
temperature go higher.
What was his next move, which he would make? Would he
just let me lay on the ground with my wrists tied together? A sudden mistake - I
winced in annoyance at that thought, hopefully he wouldn’t notice my writhing. But this mistake gave me the answer to my
My legs were gently spread apart and I shuddered as I
felt the cold air that he blew on my sex. My knees grew weak and my mind was beginning
to blur. I mewled out his name, but his cooing words stopped me. “A, a, a. You
wanted to deceive me, but now it’s my turn to play with you.”
He usually wasn’t like this, this commanding, this
demanding. But I liked it. I slowly opened my eyes and saw his fiery red hair,
his golden eyes staring at me, and that sly grin on his face. “So the sleeping
beauty has decided to wake up, eh?” He
winked and bit on his lips. “You know, I am not angry that you pretended to be
sleeping, if you wanted me so badly, you just could have asked. Since I am your
hero. But now you have to be punished” He chuckled at that and honestly, I could tell that he had a hard
time staying in character, but he somehow made it.
His head suddenly went down to my stomach “Such a cutie.” He said in a husky
tone. He licked the sides of my waist, nibbling on them in between. Then he
kissed my belly button, looked up at me, asking me with his eyes if he can
continue. I quickly nodded, this pace was making me go crazy, the haze in my
mind, the feeling of want and the heat that spread through my stomach all over
my body, made me go crazy. “Please, Saeyoung, please, you are taking too long.” He
smirked at that and his eyes became darker, he grabbed my waist pulled me
closer and dove right in.
His tongue licked my thighs, his teeth nibbled on my skin. Then the other
thigh, which he slowly
licked with his tongue. Painfully slow, he came closer to the center,
yet he only kissed it all around. It felt good, but didn’t satisfy me enough. I
moved my hands trying to push him near the part I wanted him to touch. I just wanted him to release me from this agony, my body
writhed against him, I tried buckling my hips but he pushed me down.
His hand then stroked me, at first slowly, then in a circular motion. “Was this
what you wanted?” He continued to stroke
me and pushed one finger inside of me “Tell me, is this enough?” His finger was
in me, I could feel myself clenching his finger. It wasn’t enough. He ignored
my mewls and my cries for more. His face was now in front of me, while his
finger was still being pushed in and out. “So, so wet, wet for me? Answer me, what do you
want?” Slowly I opened my eyes, a few tears welled up from the lust “I want
you, pl-please give me more, Saeyoung!”
A smile, that suited him the best and
one cute “Okay!” later and his head was again positioned in between my legs, he
grinned and in an instant his tongue lapped over my pussy , he licked from the
bottom all the way to the small button. A few licks, up and down – he then swirled
his tongue in an 8 pattern. I squirmed, buckled my knees, tried to be calm but
all I felt was electricity spread through my body, his soft wet tongue against
me felt like heaven.
But I needed more. As though he heard
me, he pushed two fingers in me and pumped. His pumping started from slow and
careful, to deep and slightly faster. “Ah, you taste better than Honey Buddha
and Dr. Pepper combined.” He teased in between his licking.
He took his time eating me out, he enjoyed it, his moans and his strong grip on
my thighs were the evidence. His licks
were sloppy and frantic, but so, so needy. As I felt how much he loved
pleasuring me, as he loved the taste of me my hips buckled up, my wrists and my
feet were jerking. All that could be heard, were his moans and my frantic
It felt like he would never stop, then I felt, something warm building up
inside of me. But it was frightening, I didn’t dare to let it out. “Sweetie let
it out, come for me.” He desperately pleaded, in between his licking and
sucking. I looked down and all I saw were his golden eyes, there between me,
lovingly gazing up at me. His eyes did it, the buildup in me, was released and
I felt the time slowing down.
I moaned out his name, with the last strength I had in me and the world stopped
spinning. As I opened my eyes I saw white lights and him above me. He smiled
down at me, he unfastened my wrists and laid near me. Then a soft kiss on my cheek and his sweet smile were the sweetest gift from him.
“Good punishment?” He purred at me.
“The best” I said breathlessly and at that I wrapped my arms around him, kissed his lips and looked up
at him “But what about you?” A big grin appeared on his face and he kissed my
forehead “Next time, I will be the sleeping beauty and you can play with me, my
space princess. Now just rest in my arms.”
At that I nuzzled against the crook of his neck and breathed in his sweet
scent. The heat no longer bothered me, I had all I needed - my
space prince safe in my arms.
Amelia learns pretty quickly that Liam is horrible to share a bed with.
She supposes she should have seen it coming. The signs were all there. He’s almost constantly either moving or talking, always doing something. In combat, he jumps right in, not afraid of taking harsh blows and getting in close. And then there was the time she stumbled upon him passed out with half his body falling off his suspicious dorm room couch. She thought that maybe sleeping in — well — a bed would tame that a bit.
Prompt 25: Katniss and Peeta are both frequent pop-in guests at an out-of-the-way B&B. One weekend, it is surprisingly booked up and the manager asks if they can share a suite in an effort to be less of an inconvenience for such loyal customers and since they sort of know each other. (Submitted by @roseymama )
Rated E, Trigger warnings for smut, a few curse words and mentions of a dying family member.