I had an amazing dream last night where I was in your brewery and trying to solve a murder, and you kept coming to this massive table in the corner where I sat with files upon files and a whiteboard to give me little shoulder rubs and offer helpful insight and also bring me bourbon and a sandwich. Which *I think* means we should marry? Willing to take dream theory suggestions from the crowd but pretty sure I'm right. (Also at the end we solved it, but needed to finish the sandwich first.) 😎
i remember when i was like 6 i had a female best friend and two male best friends and we used to argue over which one of us would get to marry which of the guys when we were older and i solved the argument by saying that we should just marry each other and the guys were so upset that they said that that wasn’t possible and didn’t make sense but jokes on them cos now im gay
Makkachin!!! on Ice pt.2 (AU where Makkachin won the GPF)
JOURNALIST’S AND SOCIAL MEDIA POV
*ON THE GPF*
Commentator: On this routine, we can see one of Makkachin’s coaches, Viktor Nikiforov, fearing for the safety of his son, while Yuuri Katsuki calms him down. He’s about to do his coaches signature move: the quadruple flip (quad because he has four legs)… AND HE NAILS IT! Makkachin the dog just broke a world record set by himself!
Just look at his parents- I mean, coaches, they are tearing up!
After a flawless performance, I can declare it, Makkachin the dog is the Viktor Nikiforov of pets ice skating.
*Later on an interview*
Interviewer: so, Makkachin, which country are you representing today
Interviewer: wow, that’s cool, how do your coaches feel about it?
Interviewer: ohw I see, you are tired, you go rest you champion.
Interviewer: we also recorded a small video of our champion’s parents while they were talking about which country is Makkachin on this GPF, let’s watch it:
Viktor: Makkachin you really made Russia proud!
Yuuri: Viktor, today he was representing Japan, not Russia, he represented Russia last time.
Viktor: Uhm I’m pretty sure this one was Russia.
*TWO MONTHS LATER ON A MAGAZINE*
THE GREAT ICE SKATER MAKKACHIN HAS A LOVER?! read more about this history of Makkachin when he was seen by a paparazzi licking a Golden Retriever’s ears.
We have yet to found out who this mystery dog is. Makkachins parents did say that they are completely supportive of their dog’s decisions. Let’s just hope that this dog isn’t a bitch (get it?)
*Later edition of the same magazine*
IRONICALLY, THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG! we know the golden retriever’s name!
*ON PET VOGUE THAT SAME MONTH*
EVERYTHING ON NANAMI AND MAKKACHIN’S RELATIONSHIP! RUSSIAN AND JAPANESE LIKE THE CHAMPION’S PARENTS!
VIKTOR AND YUURI STATE “they remind us of our relationship when we were young”
“IM SO HAPPY MY MAKKACHIN WILL HAVE PUPPIES. TINY LITTLE MAKKACHINS RUNNING AROUND ITS LIKE HEAVEN” Viktor says with excitement.
*THREE MONTHS LATER ON ANOTHER MAGAZINE*
OUR CHAMPION IS MARRIED AND BABIES ARE ON THE WAY? Read all about the secret wedding and the future babies’ names.
“We are glad we will be able to live with Makkachin’s children, he’s growing old but he won’t leave us alone” State the parents of the 6 times champion.
*ON INSTAGRAM, PICHIT POSTS A PICTURE OF THE PUPPIES ICE SKATING AND MAKKACHIN WITH HIS WIFE IN THE BACK*
Guys! look at the soon to be champions! aren’t they cute?! Will they be as great as their new coaches who happen to be their grandparents?! THEY SURE WILL.
*LIVE INTERVIEW WITH VIKTOR NIKIFOROV*
Every time I see Yuuri training the dogs, every time I see him on the ice everything comes back… The banquet when we first met, being his coach, being on the podium next to him. I fall for him every time I look at him.