they seriously are one of us

anonymous asked:

Hey hey~ I love your blog so much! Can I request Yoosung, Saeyoung, and Saeran reacting to another member locking them in a closet with MC because they just want them to get together already? You can make it as romantic as you want(ie: maybe some heated smooching;););)) Seriously, you guys are so sweet and funny. Your blog makes my day😭❤👏

Haha, no one’s ever called us funny before. Thank you! Hope you enjoy these~



Yoosung:

  • Saeran had been watching Yoosung mope around at the RFA party
  • The blond had been saying he was going to confess to you for awhile
  • But he had literally talked to you three times and said nothing
  • Saeran was sick of it
  • “Hey Chipmunk, are you going to grow a backbone or what?”
  • “No, no! I’ll do it tonight. I know I will!”
  • Saeran knew better, but he decided to help the boy a bit
  • So he told Yoosung to go get his coat from the coat closet…and he told you the same a few moments later
  • He sneaked behind the both of you when  you arrived and pushed you inside and locked the door
  • You start trying to find a way out, but Yoosung is getting flustered because he knows what Saeran did
  • You give up and lean your back against the wall
  • Yoosung is suddenly very aware of how close you are and he can already feel his face growing hot
  • You ask him if he’s okay, and he says he’s fine, but he’s super jittery
  • It’s very hard to keep your distance in a small space, so he ends up backing away from you and slamming his head into the hanging rack
  • He winces in pain and you instinctively bring your hand to the offending area
  • “Oh, no! Are you okay?”
  • He doesn’t respond, too distracted that you are only inches from your face
  • Gathering all the courage he can, he leans forward and pecks your lips
  • It’s like a shock of electricity jolts through you
  • He’s a blushing  mess even though it was only a few seconds of contact….but you could fix that
  • Cupping his face, you bring him down for another kiss, this one longer and more passionate
  • Just before things could get really heated, Saeran opened the door to check on you guys
  • He just throws his hands in the air, “Finally!”
  • You and Yoosung exchange sheepish glances before returning to the party hand in hand

Saeyoung:

  • The RFA was celebrating another milestone for Jaehee’s cafe, so they gathered there after closing to spend some quality time with her
  • Zen catches you and Saeyoung in a quiet moment
  • You had separated from the group to catch your breath, and Saeyoung had joined you
  • Zen watched as you two just talked quietly, and he saw Saeyoung look at you with that quiet admiration
  • He could tell you two liked each other, but neither one of you had bothered making a move so far….but maybe he could give you a little push
  • He asks if you two could find a supposedly secret surprise for Jaehee out of one of the small storage closet
  • You two go inside to search for it, and Zen quietly closes the door behind you and locks it
  • By the time you both realize it was a lie, you find the door locked and you two trapped in the cramped space
  • Saeyoung thinks it would be funny to tease you, so he tries to get really close to your face
  • You back up against the wall, and he casually leans his hand on the wall behind you thinking he has you super flustered
  • “We’re in a tiny space…alone…in dim lighting. What should we do?”
  • You decide to play along a bit and look up so your noses bump together
  • Your hand had gone to his chest to push him back, but then you noticed something
  • “Saeyoung, why’s your heart beating so fast?”
  • Suddenly he’s the flustered one, and his eyes can’t stop flitting down your lips
  • You’re also very aware of his warm breath fanning across your lips as he drew even closer
  • His breath hitches when your lips graze against each other, then before you know it, he captures your mouth with his and takes control
  • You were dazed when Saeyoung abruptly pulls away some time later
  • His hair is a mess and there’s still a little bit of your lipstick smudged on the edge of his mouth
  • But he just shoots you a smile, “Are you hungry? We should get some food.”
  • He crouches down and picks the lock so the door swings open
  • “Why didn’t you think about that before!”
  • “Sorry, it’s hard to think when I’m in a small space with you,” he mutters before rushing away, his face red
  • You blink a few times before going after him, “Are we not going to talk about what just happened? Saeyoung!”
  • Poor guy just needed some time to process things

Saeran:

  • Saeyoung was in physical pain watching Saeran pine after you
  • He could see he was head over heels for you, but he would never confess because of the guilt he harbored from his past
  • More than that, Saeran had been distancing himself from you
  • But Saeyoung had faith in his own efforts…and also the strong power of small spaces
  • He just grabs you and Saeran by your arms, drags you to the closet, and pushes you in
  • Neither of you say anything while this is happening because you’ve gotten accustomed to his shenanigans
  • Saeran waves his hand dismissively before trying to pick the lock…only to realize someone stole his tool from his pocket
  • When he turned to try to find another thing he could use, he found the closet completely empty except for the two of you
  • Saeyoung had planned well
  • Saeran started banging on the door, demanding to be let out
  • But you stop him, “Actually, I’ve been meaning to talk to you anyway.”
  • He’s already nervous being so close to you, but he calms down and agrees to listen
  • “I know you’ve been avoiding me,” you say. “I’m sorry if I’ve made you feel uncomfortable somehow, and if you need space it’s fine. Or…is it because there’s something wrong with me? Either way, I’ll back off if you want, I just want to–”
  • At this point, he grabs your face and kisses you full on the mouth
  • It takes you a moment to register when he pulls away
  • His words are jumbled and mixed as he stammers out a confession, and it doesn’t help that you’re kissing him at nearly every sentence
  • But somehow you understand and you can’t even express your happiness
  • After awhile, the fire dies down
  • He tangles his fingers with yours and your foreheads are pressed together
  • You exchange a few soft, delicate kisses before Saeyoung comes back to get you
  • The older twin is happy to see you two together, but makes a run for it before Saeran kills him
  • Saeran doesn’t go after him though
  • He turns to you and squeezes your hand gently, “Come on. I’ll take you home.”  

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At first the boys joked about it that Mags and Even hug and greet each other enthusiastically every time but after a while they just got used to it bc Magnus would ask his high pitched whattt and exclaim “Even gives the best hugs!! Seriously! Mahdi! Mahdi, hug him!!” which ended with Mags shoving Even at every single one of them (“I know how he hugs, jeez.” - “Do it, Isak” - “*sigh*”) and making them all get wrapped in Even’s arms.

multiotp  asked:

"I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANY MORE!" "I DON'T RECOGNIZE MY SELF!" That's in all caps because I see it as screamed. Can you do that for boyf friends sorry I'm so awkward and used to being able to hide behind anonymous but I've fallen in love with your writing lately. Only if you want to you don't have too

I FINALLY DID IT AH! So sorry it took me so long, I could go on about exams and all that shit but I’m sensing you will hopefully get the picture.
Regardless, thank you for the prompt/request!

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It was a Saturday night and the boys were spending their time wisely - playing video games in Michael’s basement. They weren’t sure how long they had been in there but neither bothered to care.

Finally, after hours of waiting, Jeremy was released from hospital. After the eventful school day on Friday Michael had offered that Jeremy stay at his house that night to catch a break, and Jeremy whole
-heartedly agreed. As soon as they arrived home, Jeremy collapsed onto Michael’s bed and fell asleep, exhausted from all the questions he had received that day. Michael soon followed suit and before they knew it the two woke up at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Now, with nothing else to do, the boys were still playing video games. Eventually, the inevitable red with white text ‘GAME OVER’ flashed onto the screen, ending the particular match.

“Awe come on!” Michael complained, setting down the controller and flopping onto the beanbag behind him. Jeremy sat adjacent, frowning at the TV. “I thought we were finally gonna beat that one!”

“Y-Yeah…” Jeremy replied, still staring at the TV. After a few seconds passed, Michael sighed, hoisted himself upright and went to eject the disk from the console.

“Woah Michael, we were playing-”

“Not anymore,” he announced, returning the disk to its place on the shelf. “I wanna play something I know we can win.”

Before Jeremy could question him, Michael pushed an unknown disk into the slot and bounced back into his beanbag just in time to see the words ‘Apocalypse of the Damned’ appear on screen.

“Oh…” Said Jeremy in response.

“Come on dude,” Michael cheered, grabbing his controller off the floor and hitting play. “This one is no match for us.”

——

An hour later and Michael was seriously starting to worry about Jeremy. Not only had they not gotten past their usual warmup match but had been stuck in the same God damn area for 60 whole minutes. And Micheal knew something was up when Jeremy didn’t respond to his usual code words for 'Zombie, right behind you’ or 'Use the axe not the riffle for this one’ - the list went on. Eventually, he jammed down on the pause button and turned to face his best friend.

“Ok, what happened?” He demanded, snatching the controller from Jeremy’s hands.

“W-what?” Jeremy stuttered in response, completely oblivious to his best friend’s reasons for questioning.

“Something’s up, I can tell. You’re usually great at this game bro! Even better than me. But something’s off tonight.” Micheal shuffled closer and rest his head in his palms. “Don’t think I haven’t noticed.”

Jeremy shifted awkwardly on the beanbag, trying not to meet Michael’s gaze.

“I..I-it’s nothing really I just-”

“It’s the Squip isn’t it,” Michael said, instantly recognising the type of hesitation he was being given. For the past few hours Michael had tried to ask Jeremy about the Squip but all that he received was the same 'it was nothing’ stammer each time.

Jeremy looked up, something shifting in his demeanour.

“I don’t want to play this anymore.” He stated, slowly and every words feeling like a drop of venom.

“W-what?” Michael said in response.

Jeremy locked eyes with Michael and arched his back so that he was sitting upright. He spoke even clearer.

“I don’t want to play this anymore”

“Yo Jeremy, dude, calm down.” Michael started, reaching out to his best friend. But Jeremy flinched backwards, slapping Michael’s fingers away.

“D-don’t touch me tall ass!” He cried, falling off of the beanbag and into the floor. Instantly he recognised the words that he had spoken, covering his mouth with his spare hand. But Michael had already heard them.

“W…what did you just call me?” He stammered, slowly rising from the beanbag. Jeremy climbed off of the floor to meet him, stuttering an attempted apology.

“I didn’t mean- that’s not what I - fuck - Michael I, that- that wasn’t-”

“T-Tall ass?!” Michael cried, stepping away from Jeremy. “What the hell dude?”

“No Michael I-”

“What happened to you?” He questioned, louder this time. “What has he done to you Jer? Was it worth it? Making you popular but turning you into… this?”

“I don’t-”

“Dude I don’t know who you are anymore-”

“I DON’T EVEN RECOGNISE MYSELF!” Came Jeremy’s answer. Michael flinched at the sudden increase in volume, eyes flying up to meet his best friend’s. Jeremy’s bright blue eyes soon began to fill with tears as he slumped against the wall.

“He’s gone Michael… but he won’t go away…” he muttered, head flying into to his hair. “Everything I do, I can still hear that voice in the back of my mind telling me what I’m doing wrong, mirroring his exact words. And I do it! I listen to it, because that’s what I’ve been programmed to do.”

“Jeremy…”

“And you know what the worst part is Michael? That voice isn’t even real! It’s inside my head, because it’s my voice. It’s me telling all those things. I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT MICHAEL! I-”

Jeremy was interrupted by the sudden feeling of arms wrapping around his waist and pulling his close into Michael’s chest. The boy hung on tightly, head hidden in the crook of Jeremy’s tear-stricken neck. Soon, his hands lowered from his hair to return the hug and the two slowly slid against the wall onto the floor.

No words were spoken between the two, just the action of each other being there was enough. The soft hum of the console filled the basement, the smell of candy and Mountain Dew carried through the air.

Eventually, Michael spoke, breaking the silence.

“I don’t care what he told you Jeremy, but you will always be my player two and nothing will change that ok? We’ll fight this, and we’ll come through stronger.” He tightened the hug between them. “I’ll always be here for you Jer.”

The tall boy smiled, returning the pressure of the embrace. He couldn’t help the shift in his smile as he spoke:

“That’s what friends are for yeah?”

Michael’s expression wavered as he responded.

“Yeah… best friends.”

4

Allison: Can I trust you that this food is gonna taste good?

Knox: Well I mean I can’t actually cook that well, not to mention I made this on a random park grill that’s probably been used a million times and never cleaned, also-

Allison: Okay, I was kidding but now you’ve seriously made me not want to eat this anymore.

Knox: You’re the one that asked! What else was I supposed to say?

Allison: All you had to say was yes!

boredman-da  asked:

why does the internet like to rain on Villainous' parade? This is, like, the 2nd thing Mexico's ever done that has had actual good animation and the 1st Mexican IP we've got on CN! And it DOESN'T suck compared to 90% of the trite my country spews out! Can't the internet let us have this one victory, appreciate the little things & take us a bit more seriously without digging into the drama and all that jazz?!

idk, some people need fulfillment in the form of painting other people’s interests as problematic or cringey in order to make themselves feel more superior in their own interests? yknow, standard icky internet stuff… having an unsubstantiated crusade is just a flavor of it. ever notice that whoever’s stirring drama in people’s inboxes are all on anon? prob just the same person who has a personal vendetta against one of the artists

they probably just feel like villanos is an easy target since it’s very obviously targeted for teenage girls. 

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The Flynn Legacy
➝ generation one.

amara: oh my sweet, sweet ximena… you take things so seriously.

ximena: and where do you see yourself in ten to fifteen years??

amara: oh, probably lounging poolside with a bottle of champagne while my wealthy husband is off making oodles of dough so i can continue to live out a lavish lifestyle without lifting a finger.

ximena: amara. lots of women fought so that we could make a name and a living for ourselves and not depend on a man to do it for us.

amara: yes and that’s all well and good. if you want to go out and get your hands dirty be my guest. as for me, i’m perfectly fine sitting back and sipping peach daiquiris instead.

Ok so I get veganism has like this healthy image and that’s fine or whatever but like… when I look for recipes it’s all fruit and kale shoved in a bowl arranged for instagram and has no substance at all. No joke I just looked up the #veganrecipe tag and there was a picture of a bowl of watermelon??? Nothing else just watermelon. What the damn hell? And when will we admit that kale is disgusting? It tastes like dirt and sadness and we should leave it for the rabbits. I have to scroll past all these rando plant-based white chicks with their overflowing smoothies or their “Buddha Bowls” just to find one desirable food post and then it won’t even have the recipe linked!?!? OK so I know I’m being over dramatic and all but seriously guys this is why everyone hates us

This sort of shit pisses me off.

It doesn’t fucking matter how disabled someone is, or how ‘stressed’ the ‘poor parents’ must be.

It is fundamentally wrong to lock someone in a basement. That’s it. No ‘buts’, no ‘what ifs’. I don’t give a shit. It’s wrong and if you are advocating it or even agreeing, you need to stop and seriously look at what the hell you are saying because it is seriously fucked up.

I don’t give a single shit what these parents went through, because in the end, they chose to abuse their children. I don’t give a single shit about how hard it is for the families when the person affected is silenced and ignored in these discussions. No one actually cares about us- they care about how we affect the people around us. 

And the second comment is exactly why functioning labels are utter bullshit- they are only used as a weapon against us. 

What else ya got, day?
  • Cool picnic event kids have been looking forward to: Rained out.
  • Car number one: Dead battery? Dead hybrid system? Ghosts?
  • Car number two: Mysteriously loses power steering and other vital systems. Now parked at a Mexican restaurant. Cool.
  • Last roll of toilet paper: Used up.
  • A weeks worth of trash: Dragged around by a bear in the night. And then rained on.
  • Baby: As reasonable as a toddler can be, I suppose.
  • Grace: Tossed a case-less iPod across the room in protest of bedtime.
  • Smash: Still pissed at me because I couldn't remember what "WIFI" stood for this afternoon. Also I don't hug enough.
  • Pete: Remarkably calm for having spent the weekend in the world of 2:1 attention at Grandma's house. But, he's not asleep yet. There's still time.
  • Beer: In fridge.
  • Monday: I'm rooting for you.

anonymous asked:

Tell me I'm not the only one who hates Chennai Express. On top of all the offensive stuff they've used Kerala aesthetics all over a movie set in Tamilnadu. South India is just one big stereotype to bollywood.

You and 95% of all South Indians, my friend- myself included. The internalised racism is strong in Rohit Shi/etty I assure you. As far as Bollywood is concerned everything below the border of Maharashtra is just one big cultural clump. I guess that’s part of the reason (another being the ridiculing of the culture of said clump) as to why so many South Indians seem dissatisfied with mainstream Bollywood nowadays- again, myself included. But we’ll just keep powering on regardless of what they think of us. 

hey to all you people who like to romanticise women wearing headcoverings,

take it from me, a kid who grew up looking out from under a headscarf -

take it from me, way too many women who wear headscarfs are wearing them because they’re forced to.

i don’t mean any disrespect to women who make their own choice to wear headcoverings. but seriously if you haven’t experienced that kind of community, you don’t understand the kind of pressure/coercion that exists to make females cover themselves.

if people had seen teenage me, they would have thought my headcovering was adorable and exotic. but it damn well wasn’t. it was a symbol of how much my life was controlled by the patriarchal social structure i was living under. i wouldn’t have been allowed out of the house without it.

tl;dr: it’s great that some women find wearing headscarves empowering, and good for them. but please, please everyone stop romanticising something that for LOTS of women is nothing more than a tool used by men to keep them submissive and under control. For some of us empowerment comes from casting our headcoverings aside.

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The Iron Chef Recap:

  • And on that day, the Vath realized that food must be cooked.
  • Why did someone let a chef enter with several grown wolves as his assistants?
  • Hali is really trying hard to take this seriously, while the chef next to her is using tiny top hats on his potato pancakes.
  • Team Blackfish are trying so hard to keep the other contestants in line while still trying to cook.
  • AND THE VATH HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ADD A WOLF TO THEIR INGREDIENTS PILE!
  • That one team serenading the Isghardian DOMAN judge with songs of the war and the Fury seems like pandering, they aren’t even cooking!
  • Did that miqo’te judge really just eat what the Vath cooked?

@for-gold-and-glory 

anonymous asked:

Is it the Trump association or is it really that she indeed may be heterosexual? She has no association with trump outside of J, and no one should expect him to not support his family even if he disagrees. Taylor never spokenout either

You know what? If I thought she was straight and so was he and this was real do you seriously think I would bother trying to debunk it? What the fuck for? Leave her to it.

We are all here because we have legitimate and reliable information that the girls are together and they have relationships with men for convenience/bearding/closeting/business reasons.

The Krump family is a disgrace. Why would any of us want to see Karlie brought down by being linked to them? She can beard with anyone else and it’s fine. Pick an actor or an athlete.

If you wish to believe and support this ‘relationship’ please go ahead. Somewhere else. I’m sure Karlie Kushner IG and blog names are available for you to start a stan account.

I’m sticking out as a Kaylor supporter for a bit longer hoping that her behaviour largely hiding him is hopeful. She knows it’s problematic and doing the minimum.

If or when that changes, I’m out.

anonymous asked:

Is it okay that i'm wearing 3 sports bras right now??

well i can’t tell everything from behind the screen and i’m not a doc, but what to check on would be 

-are they at least your size if not larger? wearing more than one binding bra has to be done carefully but if even one is too small, that could be dangerous. 

-are you exercising at all? not ok in that case. 

-are you feeling shortness of breath, back pain, sharp pains, tense muscles, lightheadedness? if so please remove one or more layers of sports bras immediately. 

either way i would seriously advise wearing no more than two sports bras for binding. do whatever you need to to make up for what you were using the third bra for- add another bulky layer of clothing, change your posture, do something else that helps to lessen dysphoria/helps with passing, whatever. we can validate you on this blog too if you need it.

this is your own healthcare and so many of us COMPLETELY understand the need to bind, but we want you to be safe- no fainting, no broken ribs, etc! please stay safe and uninjured. 

i hope you’re alright, sending good wishes! 

-Artemis

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Remember when Namjoon said “let’s fly with our beautiful wings in 2017 as well” a the MAMAs. Well they soaring now babe and it’s only been 5 months since the start of 2017.

I am shooketh! Seriously well done to the boys for winning their first BBMA💜 Even though I haven’t been an ARMY for too long I’ve seen their journey from the very beginning; their hardships, their passion, their dedication, everything. Their music is another level, their performances are genius and their love for ARMY– WOW. 🙈 BTS make us feel like family not just fans and ARMY as a whole are the best fandom I’ve been in, well there’s only been one other fandom I’ve been in but you get what I mean, it wasn’t as close-knit or as heartwarming as ARMY, all because we receive unconditional love and assurance from Bangtan despite their busy schedule so we’re as close as a family😭

They’re the first K-Pop Artists to be Nominated for a BBMA, to be invited to the BBBMAs and the first K-Pop Artist to WIN a BBMA. To top it off it’s an award that has only had one recurring winner… Until now. Word cannot describe how proud I am 😭 We managed to get them this award guys despite antis telling us it’s a pointless award and hating on us and bangtan. Let’s continue to support them as the conquer they world. 방탄 I love you 💜

anonymous asked:

Why Beronica is queerbaiting? Can't two people of the same sex be affectionate or caring towards each other? Can't they love deeply and ready to even die for one another without wanting to bang each other? Why there has to be something more? Isn't this logic toxic? Why romance is so more valued than friendship?

Are you really talking to me about friendship when i would die for sciles? They queerbaited the first episode ever making them kiss and they kept doing that on social medias when it was too late they realized they were seriously queerbaiting and stopped. Btw i never said i felt queerbaited because i am used to things like that i knew they weren’t serious

Predictions

Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English ~ I mean c'mon Tye wins

Luke Harper vs Erick Rowan ~ Harper wins because Rowan barely ever wins.

Sami Zayn vs Baron Corbin ~ Baron wins because Sami never wins anything and WWE wants us all to be sad. Tho i do like wolf boy Baron.

Becky, Charlotte + Naomi vs Nattie, Carmella + Tamina ~ BCN win because Charlotte simply does not loose.

The Usos vs Breezango ~ Usos win. I don’t actually believe there is any sort of plan to seriously push Breezango.

Kevin Owens vs AJ Styles ~ Kevin retains. It’d be kinda weird for him to lose it so soon but this one could go either way for me.

Nakamura Shinsuke vs Ziggler Dolph ~ Shinsuke wins. No question about it.

Randy Orton vs Jinder Mahal ~ Jinder wins, i think he’s going to be transitional champ to get the belt on AJ. But what the fuck do I know ?

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Sara Lance taking over typical heterosexual endings (1x08/2x12)