they see him trollin

I was casually channel-surfing the great realm of British Television, when I stumbled upon ITV's Midsomer Murders.

Normally, I’m not into that kind of thing.

I was about to change the channel….

When I see Mark Gatiss.

Literally.

Mark Gatiss.

In Midsomer Murders.

Just chillin.

So I’m all

And then the show continues.

And we find out he’s a vicar.

And then, ladies and gentlemen. We find out he’s NOT JUST a vicar.

HE’S A GAY VICAR WHO GOES ABOUT MURDERING HIS LOVERS.

In all seriousness, I think Moffat is stalking me. STAY BACK, VILE TEMPTRESS.