they say jump and you say how high

Daddy Kink! Compilation

An anon requested for Daddy Kink Fics… And then Admin N beautifully answered while I was working on them ._. I don’t think a lot of them overlap though, so I’ve put up my own compilation! Have fun y’all ;)  

come over now (and talk me down) by wowoashley*

Taehyung x Jungkook | Multi-chaptered: 19k | Notes: Stripper Au, Daddy Kink, College Au, Mafia Au

If you wanna get the job (you better know who’s the boss) by sungmin*

Yoongi x Jimin | One-Shot (Sequel): 6.8k | Stripper Au, Daddy Kink, Sugar Daddy | review

when you say jump, i say how high daddy? by voseok

Namjoon x Jimin | One-Shot: 31k | Daddy Kink, Half-Sibling Incest, Dom/Sub, Cross Dressing, Public Sex | TW: Homophobia, Past Alcohol Abuse, Bullying

you’ll get totally drenched, so bring another pair of panties by voseok

Namjoon x Jimin, Taehyung x Jungkook | One-Shot: 9.4k | PT.2 of “when you say jump, I say how high daddy?”, Bondage, Smut | TW: BDSM

a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me by teakookies

Poly! Taehyung (OT7 x Taehyung), OT3 Maknae Line  | One-Shot: 4.9k | Public Sex, College AU, Daddy Kink | TW: Gang Bang

i ain’t taking that back by unserene

Yoongi x Jimin | One-Shot: 3k | Smut, Bottom!Yoongi | Admin Note: Haven’t read it but it’s pure smut from the looks of it y’all

What’s My Name? by HDShadowCat

Jimin x Jungkook | Drabble: 1.7k | Daddy Kink, Fluff, Smut

You can dominate the game (’Cause I’m tough) by 2kitsune

Seokjin x Namjoon, Yoongi x Jimin | Daddy Kink, Power Play, Voyeurism | Admin Note: Slight! Yoonmin

like everybody else by shikae 

Hoseok x Jungkook | One-shot: 9.6k |  Age Play, Daddy Kink, Praise Kink | Admin Notes: I’ve heard that this is the best JungHope smut around from a lot of people. 

you need him (i could be him) by hugeboymino

Yoongi x Namjoon | Multi-chap: 11k | Cross Dressing, (YOONGI MAID UNIFORM WHOOP WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE), Daddy Kink, College AU, Smut

breathe again by shikae 

Hoseok x Jungkook | Drabble: 2.1k | Daddy Kink 

how’d you get so fly? by sirradel 

OT3: Seokjin x Namjoon x Taehyung | One-Shot: 3k | Sugar Daddy AU 

mouth open, you’re high by ocelot 

Yoongi x Jimin | One-Shot: 5k | Smut

Admin A (edit: it apparently was not enough so i added more lol happy reading petals) 

5

Inoo with Mezamashi Team on Vs Arashi!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(T_T) can’ttttt waaaaaiiiitttttt!!!

”I’M A SUPERSTAR!!”
…… I really hope he didn’t proclaim that to ARASHI.


And look how cutely he holds the ball….. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Inochaaaannnn… can he kick it?? ahhhhh… it’s okayyyyy~ just stay cutely in that position, you’re OUR winner!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

AND FINALLYYYYY…

INOYAMA FACE SWAP!!!! WHAAAAAAAA!!!
Oh please please please please please please please please please please please let the footage end up in the episode pleaseeeeeeee!!

Inoo’s handssss almost on Yamachan’s backkk ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

(they’re not exactly besties, u know, so this is progress! lol)

from here

kai was groaning as he kept moving his hand. his baby wasn’t here and he was impatient. so he was taking care of his problem himself when he heard haru coming in. looking at the other as he crawled between his legs he hummed a bit. “does baby want to take care of daddy? you can take care of me if you want.” he petted the other affectionately. “and then i’ll give you a nice reward.” (@hcjima)

When I’m working I’m most comfortable on stage more than, like I prefer that. It’s harder for me to sleep than it is to go on stage. I’m full of energy all the time, always full of life.. and the reason why I love music was that I love the lyrics and seeing everybody go nuts singing them, so it was always that kind of, you know when the singer of the band say jump and you and your mates go and say how high.. I love that. Yeah definitely it was always what I want to be, I just want to be the singer
—  Van McCann
Virgin radio UK interview by E.Bowman
Published 08.30.2016

Title: when you say jump, i say how high daddy?

Pairing: Nammin/Minjoon (Namjoon/Jimin)

Writer: voseok

Genre: Smut

Warnings: Look at tags before reading 

Summary: He is perched on the costly piece of furniture but his hands are neatly clasped on his lap and his eyes are downcast. He has a head of black, combed hair that frames his face almost too unnaturally. There’s a slight sag in his shoulders and he looks so submissive that something dominant, something feral roars within Namjoon. It’s something that Namjoon hasn’t experienced in a long, long time and his mouth waters at the familiarity of it.

The boy’s name is Jimin, and he is Namjoon’s newest step-brother.

Veronica Mars (2014 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "Just because you were an unpopular bitch, you had to ruin it for everybody else."
  • "Don't you think that's gotten a bit old?"
  • "Of course you do, it's a party!"
  • "I want to ask you about the night _______ died."
  • "When _______ said 'jump', did you actually say 'how high' or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?"
  • "I don't really do that anymore."
  • "Well, when you say it like that, I start to see some holes in it."
  • "It was more answering phones and handling his/her travel than anything else."
  • "What do you think that says about a person?"
  • "Or was it Cutest Smile?"
  • "Well, look no further, pilgrim."
  • "Original enough for ya?"
  • "Compulsive, clearly."
  • "You are just who I was looking for, Most Likely to Know Where I Can Find the Bar."
  • "Trust me. I know how dumb that sounds."
  • "Or I'll tell 50 Cent's security team where they can find the guy/girl who posted video of Fifty baking lemon cakes while singing "Afternoon delight"."
  • "Give it to me, _______."
  • "Do I get a chip for this?"
  • "A teenaged private eye."
  • "I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina."
  • "Is this what getting clean feels like?"
  • "In case it slipped your mind, _______ is the one without the baggage and the drama."
  • "That girl/guy who follows you around is here!"
  • "Your boobs look bigger."
  • "It's been 10 years of peace and quiet."
  • "Ooh! $10,000 Pyramid! Things a whore says!"
  • "Dumb question, but I have to ask : Did you know you were being filmed?"
  • "I've rolled around in the mud for so long, wash me clean and I don't recognize myself."
  • "I've let her draw finger hearts on my upper thigh for the last 10 minutes, so, yeah, I get the stakes."
  • "This is where I belong, in the fight. It's who I am."
  • "I convinced myself winning meant getting out."
  • "But in what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory."
  • "_______ always said this town could wreck a person, it's what happens when you're playing a rigged game."
  • "So how about I just accept the mud and the tendency I have to find myself rolling in it."

I actually really loved tonight’s episode of Emmerdale, so much better paced than Friday and involved some of the strongest characters combined in their own significant storylines.

  •  Robert buying breakfast for Aaron, having a cosy meal in the pub and having fun trivial dorky conversation about curry like a NORMAL, NATURAL couple
  • Robert making sure he stays in both Chas and Aaron’s good books by sacrificing a hot meal
  • Robert trying to be funny being his smug ass self hinting towards being Holly’s best looking subject to photograph. Like??? So good?? I’m totally here for pairing random villagers together in these small scenes. They make such a difference!
  • Chas returning healthy, happy and with the continued support of her son and his ‘you say jump, I say how high’ boyfriend
  • Chross rising!!
  • Chrissie pointing out that Andy is in fact no better than Robert FINALLY (even if she did switch back on the forgive and forget attitude that good boy Andy always gets)
  • Aaron standing Robert’s ground, “he killed your mum and shot your dad” letting him know he’s not in the category to put Andy before him. So important!!!
  • Aaron not acting extreme towards the fact Chas already knew, I’m proud of him for not kicking up a massive fuss - such progress in his temperament
  • The Whites just roasting each other and setting themselves up for disaster
  • Lachlan’s sexual assault actually being brought up in the topic of a negative offence instead of being shrugged off
  • awkward Marlon being awkward Marlon

YES to it all, I have zero complaints, happy me is happy.

Snippets of Unfinished Poetry

In her cloud of clarity, she looks down with longing, and they, up with envy
No one wants themselves
No one loves themselves until someone else loves them
Look at all these unhappy people.

“The first time I wrote poetry was in the form of a suicide note”

It’s been 2 years? Who am I

When I say jump, you say how high,
he thinks of you as property
“Fear is the greatest form of motivation”
I quote from thee, but let us see
How well it works for (on) you, shall we?

Stop.
I must only write of tragedy,
for love hasn’t touched me yet
I ponder it every once in a while only to end up baffled
Sometimes I will attempt to write of it, then I hesitate.
Love is foreign; I don’t know what it feels like, but I am content
Don’t touch me.

Luckily, pain is more poetic, and I must be very beautiful

I ran out of paper, so I began writing on walls

I ran out of paper, so I began writing on my arms… Then I ran out of ink
Instead of tears, blood is running down my cheeks
I can’t bear to look at what my life has become
So I gouged out my eyes
Eternal darkness is better than any chance I have for light

And there… Slightly
Maybe I’m the one denying

My brain swells, my veins are blown
I’ve been cut and sewn like an imperfect marionette
What is it like to be healthy?
Please, tell me
Maybe I should just cut off my strings like my lifeline
So I can finally be free for all of eternity

Are you proud of me?

Genuinely

Hi there! Love your blog! Just wanted to give a quick fan account

 I don’t really know how to do these but here goes.

I went to watch the Unite The Mic concert in Toronto with Jay Park, Ailee and San E. I was mostly there for San E which I totally get most girls would probably be there for Jay Park he is very hot and even sexier up close, Anyway! Long story short during the high touch at the end I was panicking like omg I didn’t think of anything to say! And I only have like 3seconds to spit it out! So I get to San e and I’m like jumping up and down because I can’t contain my feels and telling him how much I love all his music and he takes both my hands and links them with his so then he starts jumping up and down laughing with me too saying “thank you for coming!” Hahahahaa! He Is such an awesome person. So I was like I love your song Body Language! And he he starts singing it and body rolling so I start flowing his lead singing with him and body rolling! So this is us holding up the entire line of people singing the chorus of body language and body rolling facing each other hands linked! Sigh it was incredible! Cause everyone else was literary high fiving them then walking on. The only reason I didn’t get Spartan kicked by the guards to continue moving was because it would be rude to San E since we were holding hands lol! So yeah that was it. You can edit this however you   want if you need to summaries and post it or whatever I just thought I’d share:) once again great job on the blog it’s amazing fighting! ✊

KPMBW:That’s amazing lol I can picture him doing this, and THANK YOU! ^_^

PERSON OF MOTHERFUCKIN INTEREST

okay but here’s the other thing: at first I though there was a chance that shaw only kissed her because she knew she’d die and wanted to “say goodbye” to root and also satisfy her (much like my perception of carter and reese) … but then you see her face afterwards and you just know. Shaw loves root too and she doesn’t know how to express it and maybe she doesn’t even know what she’s feeling but she does. so much.  maybe she didn’t even know until she kissed her, but by then it was too late.  or not as the previews say.

a sidenote: CAN WE TALK ABOUT REESE JUMPING IN FRONT OF FINCH TO SAVE HIM BECAUSE I DONT THINK REESE’S VOICE HAS EVER GONE THAT HIGH. HE WAS SCARED FOR FINCH, HIS FRIEND, HIS BROTHER, HIS MOTHERFUCKIN SAVIOUR. FINCH SAVED HIM FIRST YEARS AGO AND I DONT THINK REESE HAS EVER GOTTEN OVER THAT

another sidenote: the machine ships shroot. it simulated their flirting for fucks sake

ABRAMS WAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

Times Stefan and Caroline Should Have Made Out - 2x13

This scene right here IMO is the first time we see how whipped Stefan is (before even dating Caroline) because she says jump and he says how high. Stefan doesn’t like Tyler and he knows he could easily just let Damon kill off all the werewolves and save himself the headache but Caroline pleads with him and those pretty blue eyes and he’s just putty in her hands.

“Look, about Caroline, no matter what her flaws are, when push comes to shove you’re going to want that girl on your side. She’s your friend, stop being a dick to her” (or I will let my psychotic brother murder your ass this time)

This is the best. Stefan has been trying to make peace between everybody so Mystic Falls doesn’t become a supernatural warzone until this moment right here. First he sees Caroline call and makes sure to give his attention to her since he knows she’s on edge and starts off with “Hey. Is everything okay?” and then shit gets real.

Jules: That depends. How badly do you want to keep her alive?

Stefan: Who is this?

Jules: Ask your brother. Where’s Tyler?

Stefan: Jules? Where’s Caroline? (this is the point where this is basically all Stefan says to Jules, where’s Caroline, he gives zero fucks about anything else)

Jules: Right here. Want proof [Oliver Queen shoots Caroline, FU Oliver TBH]

Stefan: Hurt her again and you’re dead.

ABORT ABORT Stefan is no longer interested in keeping the peace, the gloves are off and he is no longer here for these werewolves and their fuckery. Obviously Stefan is always protective with the people he cares about but when it comes to Caroline there’s something extra IMO. For someone who comes off pretty calm he’s actually prone to overreaction when it comes to Caroline especially if her life is in danger.

[insert saving Caroline with an epic fight scene and confirmation that Jules sucks #sorrynotsorry #gladklausmurdereredyoutbh

It’s the first porch scene! My feels! This is the moment for me where it became obvious to that what Caroline and Stefan share with one another is a profound and deep connection. He knows Caroline doesn’t want to appear weak but he can’t bear to leave her alone because he knows she’s really not okay. They understand each other better than anyone else and its all because they communicate with one another through their eyes, no words are needed. #theytotallyshouldhavemadeout

Then Stefan returns with back-up because even if Caroline isn’t ready to let him in completely (their friendship is still relatively new at this point) he knows Caroline still needs someone so he brings over her girlfriends. His little smile is adorable because he knows she’s going to be okay and she won’t be alone tonight.

::ignores se mouthing I love yous because idec::