My party’s Elven Gunslinger decided to pretty much adopt a goblin they took out of a cell (put there for cheating on card games by his fellow goblins) and now the party has taken him to the city and are trying to raise him in their culture. The goblin speaks broken Common and no one in the party speaks Goblin, so explanations can be a bit difficult at times.
1. (The party Human Cleric was talking about visiting his girlfriend.)
Goblin: Girlfriend? What that?
Party: *exchanges looks*
Cleric: Well, you deal with this one, I’m going to see Lacey (his girlfriend).
Gunslinger: It’s when some people like each other very much and want to spend time together… They love each other. First they date and maybe they get married.
Goblin: Uh… What?
The Gunslinger tries to explain in various ways, but only succeeds in making the goblin more and more confused and giving the others a good laugh.
Half-Elven Ranger, trying a different approach: It’ll end up in them having babies.
Goblin: Oh! Baby! Man, woman, baby!
Dwarven Paladin: Of course, that is what he understands…
2. (The next day, the party goes to visit the Cleric’s girlfriend in the Temple of Pelor.)
Goblin: You… *points between Cleric and his girlfriend*
Cleric: Yes, this is Lacey.
Goblin: *pulls out one of the ancient Pelor pins he found a few days before and hands one to Lacey*
Lacey: Oh, thank you.
Party: *exchanging proud looks at his good behavior*
Goblin (pretty loud, in the middle of the temple): So… You and you (pointing at the lovebirds) make baby?