they might never happen I'm so sad

How about

- Steve who falls for Tony before Tony can get his head out of gadgets and robots he’s working on for long enough to even notice Steve’s there, existing.

- Steve who feels his breath catch every time he sees Tony, because he’s just so BRILLIANT AND GOOD AND AHHH!!!

- Steve who’s fallen so deep he constantly thinks up excuses to touch Tony so he can once more prove to himself that the man IS real!

- Steve daydreaming about Tony all the time (enough to get hurt while they’re avenging and almost give Tony a heart attack)?

- Steve who’s insecure to that extent he’s convinced Tony could never love him (b/c he’s not smart enough or modern enough or shiny enough lol), so he broods and draws sad lonely eagles.

- Steve who’s a bit jealous of Tony’s armors and can be seen giving them dirty looks sometimes, to some Avengers’ amusement (ok all the Avengers’ amusement, they all notice).

- Steve who’s head over heels in love with Tony and ridiculous about it, that’s all.

anonymous asked:

Just popping in to let you know that equating a man to a penis (or hot dog) is cissexist. I'm glad you have your friends to support you but you might want to think of a different resistance name.

IS THIS REAL LIFE, IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?

Anon, you clearly are not my friend, and have never spoken to me before in your life. So let me explain you a thing. The hot dog situation is a reference to a very specific incident where I was forced to eat a sad hot dog. A LITERAL HOT DOG. NOT A PENIS. HOT DOGS MEANS HOT DOGS, ACTUAL HOT DOGS