College Confession #84
I was visiting a friend at another school for the first time. He and I were planning on smoking until we walked into his dorm room and saw a girl on HIS bed in labor. We were both speechless until his roommate came running back from the bathroom with a wet towel and said, “Don’t freak out! Don’t freak out!” The girl turned out to be the roommates sister who lived nearby and was visiting. She went into labor a few weeks early so everyone was thrown off guard.
They eventually took an ambulance to the hospital and once they were gone we saw that she was sitting on my friends bed when her water broke. We ended up cleaning up the mess for a while, then smoked like never before in order to get the image of a total stranger screaming her lungs out out of our heads.
- New York University