they may have been drinking

This Zelena gif is my new favorite to describe my feelings.

When your show could have a hot lesbian power couple but choose to make it subtext. 

When your show could have an amazing storyline but chooses something that lacks actual quality. 

When your show takes the strong lead female character and turns her this weak, fragile, hopeless, love chasing supporting character.

When the show lacks so much continuity you question why you still watch it but figure that it’s some new game to pass time.

Crunchy beak sleepy times with Ollie.

UPDATE: Ollie is doing so much better, and came back with a clean bill of health. We determined it to be a small bacterial infection that we guess may have been caused by drinking out of a bowl of water that I didn’t clean yet. (I clean twice a day morning and night, but they have this thing for pooping/bathing in it instantly. Sigh.) Glad he’s doing better! 

I added a size difference tag!

size difference!

1. A Hobbit-FIst:

Kink Meme Fill

Thorin’s dick is the size of Bilbo’s fist.

That’s really not a problem.

2. I Would Feel Like You Would Feel: 

Halflings do not have the right word for Mine like the dwarves do.

3. Last Night in Laketown:

Bilbo and Thorin simultaneously realise that the last time they had sex may be the last time they EVER have sex, with Smaug waiting just around the corner. There is only one problem where can they find short folk that are interested in sex with males in the middle of Laketown??! Sexy times ensue.


‘I can think of someone who’s your height and male.’ Bilbo said slowly, that drink may have been stronger than he had thought, this was crazy. Was he being a little too obvious?

‘I’m not having sex with Dwalin, he’s my best friend.’ Thorin snapped.

Fucking really? Bilbo sighed; it was a good job Thorin was pretty.

4. Too Much:

For my Hobbit Slash Love-Fest on Tumblr. When certain members of the company discover that Bilbo has very sensitive ears, they can do little more than take advantage of the knowledge.

5. A Little Thicker Than These Fingers:

Bilbo had taken some pride when Thorin had stated he was surprised the hobbit was so well endowed. He joked saying, “Well you know what they say about people with big feet,” which had earned a small laugh from Thorin. Bilbo’s pride quickly diminished the moment he saw exactly how large Thorin was.

6. A Handle on Love:

Thorin has a bit of a fixation on something Bilbo is very self conscious about. How long before the stoic dwarf’s legendary control finally unravels and how long before Bilbo realizes that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes?

7. The Difference Between:

For my Hobbit Slash Love-Fest on Tumblr. Bilbo is insecure about his appearance/weight and Thorin reassures him.

8. A Halo On Your Body:

After a humid day’s ride, the Company are keen to bathe and Bilbo finds himself in the company of many naked dwarves, none of whom are shy.

Perhaps the burglar in him is coming through, because Bilbo finds himself very interested in the shiny things they’ve adorned their bodies with.

Greetings from @thechesterfield! I was excited to see a new place to be creative, thanks for the opportunity to participate!

I decided to fill the frame with this new handmade textile from Mexico. Last month I visited Mexico City for the first time and was thoroughly enchanted by the vibrant colors. We spent one afternoon on a barge floating down a canal–it was unique because other boatmen would sail up next to us and offer their wares, everything from blankets to jewelry. We enjoyed listening to traveling mariachi bands gliding by on other barges and our own musicians battling them with enthusiasm. There may have been drinking and dancing! 

Having this beautifully stitched blanket on my wall will always remind me of that lovely day! ♥em

Welcome to the group @thechesterfield!! Thank you for sharing your story and beautiful picture to go along with it! Great job!
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So. I may or may not have been drinking when this word waterfall and picture mess came out of my fingers/computer (spoiler alert: I was)… but March 1st is the 20 year anniversary of the release of Young Jedi Knights: Lightsabers. And while the YJK books are for younger audiences and today are basically the best kind of cheese, they were a big part of my Star Wars love growing up. Why? Because FUCKIN’ FEELS, Y’ALL. They focused on two (and introduced one) of my favorite Star Wars characters and my OTP to end all my other effin’ OTPs. They also introduced me to what I wanted to be when I grew up: Tenel Ka Djo.

(Do you know how much it annoyed/enraged me when I was younger and I’d see people on message boards and shit not liking Tenel Ka because of the lack of her whole left arm? ASSBAGS.)

SUPER WARNING AND MANY THANKS: @chaosbria was A+ and giving me constructive tips re: this mess the other night and trying to talk me down from 11 slides and being so damn wordy but as I looked over it repeatedly in the past couple days before posting it I didn’t know what I could take out. I just have so many feelings about Tenel Ka, sober and tipsy and drunk and everywhere in between those. Thank you for looking out for me and my insanity, bro.

They have an interesting connection. A lot of people say, ‘Oh, it’s a romantic connection.’ But I think right now, it’s a connection where he feels a certain amount of peace with her. He sees that she understands him a little bit and that she is willing to look at him with compassion and maybe hope for the best in him. And I’m certain that there is more than that and there is an attraction between them, but this is a long story and we’re not quite there yet in terms of romance.
—  Michael Narducci on whether Klaus and Cami will ever admit their feelings for each other (x)

“its mental health day :) go treat yourself to a nice bubbly bath :) meditate have a treat-yo-self-day:))))) dont feel anxoius just be happy :)))))))))))))”

no

-drink some water. it may have been a while since you last had anything to drink. drink something good for you.
- go outside if you have the energy for it. stand on your porch. breathe in the air. you are real. you are existing. you are a l i v e.
- don’t feel bad if you stay in bed and miss classes. you need it. your sanity comes before grades; always.
- if you have been feeling depressed/suicidal take this as a sign to talk to someone about it. call a friend, call a doctor, call a hotline. call someone. that phone might be the heaviest thing to pick up. do it. this is your wake up sign.
- please eat some food. ask someone to bring you something if you dont have anything in your fridge. a hot meal goes a long way, trust me.

take today to self care. clean your self harm wounds, put on makeup, dress according to your preferred pronouns if you are a closeted non-cis person. you know what you need to do.
breathe.
step.
repeat
breathe.
step.
repeat.

you can do this

Roommates

InoSakuKarin roommates for you~

Tension could only be found in the tightness on the guitar strings Karin kept behind her closet door since seventh grade. Nothing else about her living situation fed the rigidity of her mind. Not the rent, the location, and certainly not the pale blond beauty she had been working alongside for over two years now.

No, she and Ino had been friendly partners at the firm for long enough to know and respect the space of each other. After moving in with each other and living so well in the same place, Karin was almost forced to admit she got along well with Ino.

Ino’s longtime childhood best friend who had started living with them last month was a different story.

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[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit. (Let's assume it was meant for Ignis.)

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Since when had he become the escort service of choice? Had someone scrawled his number upon a bathroom stating to call this number for a good time? Still the number’s country code came from Insomnia. No. His fortune would not be so great…   

Ardyn just grinned.

[✉ » ??? ]: Oh? Do tell. Not that I am the number you are most likely looking for.