Things that sound cooler than 'veterinarian'
Let’s be honest, getting to say “I’m a veterinarian,” is pretty cool as is, but there are a couple of phrases that we could use to make our profession sound even cooler. Here are a handful.
“I remove testicles from unwilling carnivores for a living.”
“I’m perpetually in training for a zombie apocalypse survival scenario. My bite percentage this week is 0%.”
“I uninstall kitten factories.”
“I’m supposed to make sure your meat wont infect you. It’s a tough job.”
“My job is to not kill people, with the challenges gradually increasing through the week.”
“I treat patients who aren’t ashamed of their body hair.”
“I do everything except human. Unless it’s an emergency.”
“I save lives… And then clip their toenails.”
And my personal favourite…
“I’m a physician for non-human lifeforms. No, the company I work for is not nearly as well known as NASA or the FBI.”