they look so hot oh my god

Imagine that Lance steals the Blade of Marmora suit from Keith because after he got over the initial shock of “oh my god he’s hot,” his competitive side kicked in and he wanted to prove he’d totally look better in it, but Keith catches him as he’s trying it on and is super pissed until he’s like….he looks….so good…I gotta….I have a thing…and just books it out of there but not before slamming face first into the nearest wall

BTS - you have a big butt.

i found this on my drafts, i don’t remember if was a request lol. 


Seokjin:

Before you date, Seokjin always noticed your butt, but of course he never said anything. But now that you’re dating OH GOD! He your ass is like a godness thing, seriously! “I’ll never get used to it, baby! Look at this. Your butt is so perfect.”

Yoongi:

He loves to squeeze and give little slaps on your ass. He always does this when you are alone. “Your ass looks so hot on those jeans, c'mon, sit on my lap for me to feel how good it is.” “No. I’m going to work now, you pervert.” “I’m not a pervert. Your butt is too beautiful.”

Hoseok:

At the beginning of the relationship, he was shy to squeeze your butt or something like that. But now, oh god, it doesn’t stop. He loves to squeeze, slap or just caress your ass. It’s one of the favorite things in the world for him.

Namjoon:

Namjoon had an obsession with butt, especially yours. He loves how your ass is perfectly round and attractive. When you wear skirts or dresses at home, he would just lift them to look at your butt. “I always dreamed of having a girlfriend with that butt, believe in your dreams, they come true.” “Why are you so obsessed with my butt? I mean, it’s just an ass.” “How dare you say that?”

Jimin:

Sometimes he’s very shy about it, and sometimes he’s a pervert. It depends on his mood. He likes to squeeze your butt during sex, it’s the moment where your butt gets more attention. And of course, you love when he does it.

Taehyung:

He’s a cutie and everyone knows that. He doesn’t care much about your ass in general, I mean, he likes, of course, but he doesn’t have to pay attention to that all the time. But when it comes to sex / makeout, that changes. All the attention turns to that butt.

Jungkook:

You have a lot of intimacy with each other. There is no shame at anything. He squeezes your ass at inappropriate times, just to tease you. “Hm, your ass looks so good in those shorts.” “Oh really?” “Your ass looks good on anything, especially on that dick.” “Why are you so disgusting? Let’s break up.”


requests are open! feel free to ask.  ♡

Imagine Dean being jealous because you flirt for information on a case.

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“Stop looking at me like that!” You yelled annoyed by the way Dean keep glaring at you as you walk around the library.

“Like what, huh?” He asks too calmly. “How am I looking at you, Y/N?” He sasses moving his head from side to side.

“You know how.” You bark back. “It wasn’t my fault! I didn’t ask for it. Okay, Dean?”

“Maybe not, but you enjoyed it!” He snarls.

“Well, yeah! The guy was hot as hell and he had the information we needed.” You sigh dropping your arms to your sides.

“Why do you care anyway is not like we’re an- Oh. My. God!” Your eyes widen at the realization. 

“You’re jealous.”

“Pfff no I’m not!”

“Yes you are!! You are so jealous of me, Dean Winchester!!”

“Shut up!” He stands from his seat and walks to you in a threatening manner.

You start laughing and making fun of him. “Dean Winchester is jealous of me, he wants to be my boyfriend and kiss me and hug me and get into my pants.

"You better shut up, Y/N.” He warns.

“Or what? You gon kiss me? Muamuamua” You keep laughing and chanting.

“Y/N, stop!” He’s too close now toes against yours.

“You gonna have to make me, Dean. Punish me cos I’m a bad girl!" 

"Y/N…” His voice low, his breath fanning on your face.

“Make m-”

This time your mocking was cut off by big soft lips crashing against of yours.

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Dating Diana Prince Would Include...

Anonymous requested:  Dating Diana prince would include, please? Thank you!

  • You being the first human she was ever attracted to
  • Finding her strange and mysterious, and doing everything you can to learn more about her
  • Diana awkwardly asking you out on a date, because in Themyscira people didn’t go on dates
  • “Would you… like to go on an outing with me? To get food?” “Are you asking me out on a date?” “Yes, I believe so.”
  • An amazing first date planned by Diana - which included horses, picnics, and a beautiful view
  • Diana expecting you to be surprised when she told you she was Wonder Woman, but you had a hunch she was Wonder Woman from the start.
  • Her letting you try on her armor
  • And thinking you look totally hot in it
  • Slow, gentle kisses
  • But hot, passionate sex
  • Diana teaching you how to defend yourself 
  • Constantly worrying about each other
  • Freaking out when she tells you about the Justice League
  • “You’re working with Batman! And the Flash! Oh my god, can I meet them?” “You sound like Barry.”
  • Diana doesn’t like to admit it, but she loves cuddling
  • Lots of late night talks
  • Her telling you stories about Themyscira
  • Not being afraid of PDA
  • And, if any homophobes gave you any nasty looks or dirty comments, Diana wouldn’t let them get away without a lecture
  • “Where I’m from, women only date women! Get your head out of your ass!”
  • Thinking her accent is adorable
  • Braiding each other’s hair
  • Diana being afraid to save “I love you” for the first time, but once she says it, she can’t go an hour without telling you
  • Just an all around loving, trusting relationship
Karasuno vs Nekoma in skirts
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Zodiac + Crushes

Aries: Oh my god, how can one person be so hot??? I would rock their world.

Taurus: *sweats nervously* Okay I need some liquid courage *chugs whole bottle*

Gemini: I’m just going to go talk to that gorgeous creature over there

Cancer: Can they just read my mind, so I don’t have to keep staring at them???

Leo: Hot damn, guess there is a god cause he made an angel. *stares at them like anime character in love*

Virgo: *sighs* Why must I feel attraction to others??? It takes a toll on my mental stability.

Libra: OMG!!! THEY LOOKED AT ME!!!

Scorpio: That’s marriage material right there.

Sagittarius: *bashes eyelashes* I’m gonna go see what their favorite band is and see if their worth my time

Capricorn: Oh god they looked at me *sweats, blushes 10 shades red*

Aquarius: La la oh look guess that means I’ll get major emotions over someone Time to get wired hell yeah

Pisces: UGH JUST LOVE ME PLEASE?!?!

My mothers reaction to episode 3 and 4

“Sarah look!! The opening has more colors”

“We were born to make history”

“Oh! The other two are gonna learn this from him”

“I really love watching that man skate……”

“Don’t be mean to Yukon San”

“Wait yuko is married”

That’s why yuri’s is sexual, cause Victor has the hots for him"

“I believe in you Yuri!!”

“OH MY GOD KISS HIM”

“Oh I get it he’s a virgin that’s why he doesn’t know about Eros”

“Why is he beating them”

“Wait Yuri is 23!! I thought he was 16”

“Oh my Victor has hot buns look at them….go back I want to see them again”

“Wait this poor kid thinks pork cutlet bowels are love???”

“Oh! Did you see the blondes little leg kick?”

“Why are their lips so shiny”

“Drinking until dawn, dumbass”

“This child is so precious….oh my heart”

“I’m so excited for the skating”

“Yuri has to win”

“Yurio has the best expressions”

“It’s gonna be a tie isn’t it?”

*in tears after agape* “this….is so wonderful”

“Why is he hard on himself?? I liked it”

“YURI DONT LET VICTOR GO BACK”

“ARE THEY GONNA KISS BEFORE HE GOES OUT? THATS WHAT HE SHOULD DO….oh they just hug?”

“I love the music”

“OH GOD NO HE FELL”

*clapping* “I knew you could do it YURI”

“Do they tie….tell me?”

“MORE COLORS”

“Oh my god sarah the cat is watching it”

“ BORN TO MAKE HISTORY”

“Why don’t I get dressed like this”

“The colors I love it…oh yes naked men again”

“Like your body is creating music….oh my god are they sleeping together yet?”

“Detroit!! SARAH LOOK WE LIVE THERE”

“Oh my goodness why won’t he stop calling him pig, I hope your mother knows what you are saying”

“Wait is yurio gonna be this woman’s lover”

“DOES HE SKATE YOU WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY? YES OH GOODNESS Yes”

“Pichit? Oh he’s cute!!”

“This woman sounds like aunt Tamara”
(My family is Russian)

“He’s fishing to see if he’s gay”

“Do they kiss yet?”

“Why aren’t they kissing”

“Do they ever kiss?”

“OH! I get it Victor has been in love with him for a long time, he wants Yuri to feel the same way”

“Crap crap crap”

“YURI vs YURI here we go”

“Oh my god yurios jump”

“First and last season for the two yuris….”

“THE NAME OF THE ANIME IT MAKES SENSE

JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES HOLDING UP HIS LITTLE SIBLINGS