But like I wanna see John’s realization of: I almost cheated on Mary with Sherlock’s sister. Like imagining that is much funnier than it should be. Would have been worse if he actually did though. And Sherlock would probably realize it at the same time and they’d just look at each other debating if they should say anything. It’d be like the Buckingham Palace thing.
“Okay.” *Insert John’s 100% done face*
John (internally): Yeah okay. I’m done. Done with this shit. Done with life. Just fucking kill me now.