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“Hey mom ! ...I mean Mrs. Stark...” - Tony Stark x Reader x awkward!Peter Parker

Summary : Peter calls Tony and his wife (the reader) “dad” and “mom” by accident and…oh it’s awkward. 

Just a silly little story. Wrote in ten minutes on the verge of exhaustion, because I have almost no free time lately and…yeah. Uh. Hope you’ll still like it.

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It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to him. By far. 

It outdid that time when, as Spider-Man, he hit a signboard while swinging from web to web, and fell face first down in a busy NYC street…There were videos on YouTube, and pictures on the internet of “The Friendly neighborhood Spider greatest fail”…but at least, no one saw his face. No one actually knew him. 

But now ? Oh God. He was good old and regular Peter Parker and everyone knew it. And this all thing was embarrassing beyond all measure ! 

He had just called Mrs. Stark “mom” on live TV ! 

He obviously didn’t mean to but…it was the stress really. 

People were starting to get curious about Anthony Stark’s mysterious intern, and he just had to give an interview about it so as not to blow his cover. After all, it was the first time Tony’s company was taking interns ! And everyone was curious about that guy that teenage boy who got the first one ever. 

With how obsessed with the Starks the World was, the interview was a huge deal…Millions of people watched the great Iron man’s new protégé, the boy so many were jealous of for landing the best internship ever at Stark Industries.

The journalists asked him hundred of questions, and everything was going smoothly. Besides, Peter felt like with Mr. Stark by his side, he was invincible, his hero and role model giving him strength…Up until he talked about you and used the word “mom” to do so…And you were right next to him…Oh, awkward.

It happened barely a second ago but he already rewinded the scene in his head a thousand times…The journalist asked :

-How is it to be so often in the presence of Tony Stark, a genius and also one of the biggest and most famous superhero on Earth ? 

And stupid, embarrassing, idiotic, nervous Peter answered :

-It’s ok really, Mr. Stark is amazing, and his wife, Mrs (Y/N) Stark is really great, right mom ? 

And he turned to you. Right after he called you “mom” in front of millions of people…and just froze. Why didn’t he stop at “Mrs. (Y/N) Stark is really great”, why the Hell did he turn to you and said “right mom ?”…he would never know. 

There was a sudden silence in the room, all the journalists and even the damn security guards staring at Peter. He cleared his throat and laughed nervously, but he wasn’t able to say anything. 

He glanced quickly at Tony and your husband was just like everyone else right now, staring at him, probably thinking : “wait…what did he say ?”.

This was Peter’s worst nightmare. Public humiliation. Saying something so damn stupid. In front of so many people…

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Wow wow wow. I commission the wonderful @hamilpop for a Queen Levana Blackburn and she came today. I’m freaking out she looks so good. Thank you so much @hamilpop ! I sadly don’t own fairest but I’m buying it soon and I’ll add on to this post with pictures of her with it. This is sooooo cool.

here is a disposable taken of me about 2 minutes + 30 seconds after i ran into kehlani passing by her on the sidewalk in LA. she was wearing a baby blue track suit with a yoga mat in hand, ear buds in her ear, no makeup on, and her long curly hair was done. she had so many tattoos. which yeah of course if you follow kehlani you know she has tattoos all over, but i guess they look so much cooler in person. when i saw this human was actually kehlani, we were arms distance when she looked up at me. all i said was “oh my god! you’re so beautiful” and she said thank you so much! in her cute raspy voice. her friend was there with her too. he was tall and had good style too. when we had fully passed eachother, i looked back at the crosswalk and she looked back and smiled at me. (and then she tweeted back at me and said “y'all was v v v cute” and she also called me shawty). i can’t wait to tell her about it when we collab someday. february 2017.

What bugs me most on Orphan Black is really not knowing what’s on the second floor of Beth and Paul’s place. What’s upstairs. As an interior design and house enthusiast I must know. More rooms? More bathrooms? Office? Store? Drug stash? Bondage gears? Big Boob Blowies 2.0 stash? Firearm closet?


Here is my cosplay of Glory from Shadowrun: Dragonfall! Man, this cosplay was so fun to make. First time building armor like this and I’m so pleased with how it turned out! These beautiful pictures were taken by my boyfriend at Otakon 2015; which was a blast even though I didn’t get to wear her for very long because my arms got tired. It may not be too apparent in these photos, but there are lights in the arms! Not canon, but I thought it would look cooler. Only one person recognized me but I was glad that somebody did! If anyone has any other pictures of me let me know. (:

anonymous asked:

Uncle Mod, I have a question and I direct it toward you because you always seem to have a nugget of wisdom to offer. Do you think object head characters are better kept to a visual medium? Sorry if I come across as blunt (quite frankly I'm not sure how to be anything but blunt). Take your time answering, if you feel like answering, and I wish you nothing but the best luck in all your endeavors. Sincerely, an anon who loves object heads but can only write.

I think you can do whatever the heck you want, and a character that’s described well can look like anything! In fact, it’s probably even cooler, because the way one person imagines, say, a person with a clock for a head, will almost certainly be different from someone else’s idea of that same object. I don’t think you should feel object heads are only limited to pictures, any more than any other type of character is!


@buyreputationbytaylorswift requested:Female!reader ask MJ to the prom with the help of peter and ned

Pairing: Michelle Jones x Fem!Reader

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1, 818

Summary: Asking Michelle to prom is not as easy as you thought it would be…

Tags: @coltcas


A/N: This is long overdue I’m sorry it took so long for me to complete this request but I think I’m finally getting over my writer’s block so I hope you enjoy this!

Originally posted by when-im-alonee-with-youu

You’re not quite sure what you’d call your relationship with a certain mysterious, intellectual loner- who was ironically enough, one of your closest friends. Nothing was ever made official between the two of you, but it had certainly crossed over the platonic line. Everything always happened behind closed doors with you and Michelle.

You’ve wanted to ask her to be your girlfriend for so long now, but you also didn’t want to ruin what you had by freaking her out. What you had now was good and you told yourself that knowing her, even if you were official, not much would change since she probably isn’t a huge fan of PDA, but you’re okay with that because neither are you. However, you couldn’t continue lying to yourself and minimizing how strong your feelings for her had become; you’re ready to take the next step and if she’s not on the same page now, how were you guys going to remain friends at the very least, past graduation?

You don’t want to force her into any commitments she’s not ready for, so you think there’s no harm in asking her to prom as the first step. Brainstorming for ideas, you research promposal videos online for inspiration, while keeping in mind what would be best suited for Michelle. She probably wouldn’t want something too public or in-your-face, but you feel like she would secretly appreciate a grand gesture of some sort.

You’ve got it! You’ve a got a plan and you can hardly wait till the next day to ask her.

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Made a new au that I ridiculously love XD

Rc is mine! She’s a “dumb” blonde that eats a lot and turns whatever she eats into magic that she expels through her horn or tears (which Babi uses for spells)

Kitsune 3 tails Babi belongs to @fox-babi . She’s a 3 tailed fox that is always mocked for having 3 tails instead of 9 like the rest of her fox squad (or in human form she gets mocked for having small boobs). She leaves her squad to study magic and spells to grow more tails (and bigger boobs). Babi tends to not care much for others and literally will only things that benefit her until she met Rc. She’s free magic yo XD

Wizard Wolf Jay belongs to @skribblie. They (or he and she, they don’t really care) own a large and popular library full of all types of books, mostly spells. They’re pretty vain, talk in third person (because it makes them look cooler?), is always shocked that his spells work, despite being a really good wizard, and has a crush on her 3 tailed boo.

This au thing is a parody joke thing if you couldn’t tell XD 

Their looks may change but for now I’m sticking with these cuz they’re hella cute

🎶And we’re blinded by the moonlight, moonlight, moonlight
Dancing in the dead of night
Once upon a lifetime, lifetime, lifetime
Baby let’s just get it right🎶

Sorry, I was listening to the Amplifetes song while doodling this. It’s something for @myzzy and @agenttwo . Hope you like!

PS- I did use metallic gel pens to emulate the shimmer effects and the twinkling of the stars, but it looks way cooler in person.


They look cooler in person but here at the holographic stickers I made!! #diamondauthority #whitediamond #pinkdiamond #whitediamond #yellowdiamond #stevenuniversepearl #crystalgems #fanart #stickers #FreakyFanCrafts

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and most things in between

anonymous asked:

I started sugaring as the weather was getting cold, and dressing nice is so easy in winter!! Layers bish!!! But I live in the Deep South and its hot as the devil himself, how do I stay looking polished without heatstroke? Are shorts a thing for SBs?

I don’t have any photo sets for this, but a really good thing to wear would be sundress, or skirt that has some movement to it. It’ll be cooler than a tight dress, and you’ll be less likely to have sweat stains show up. If you have long hair, putting it up in a polished bun will look good, and keep you cooler. I would personally wear flats in this weather, just because being sweaty and wearing heels feels gross. Light wraps are also nice to wear over a dress because they are super light, and will still have the sophisticated look.