they look all different and they were edited the same omg

top 10 phan moments that make me wanna rip my heart out

yeah, just ten moments among hundreds, let it be part one or something. tell me what i’ve missed because i want more suffering in my life.

10) mind control.

i mean, i appreciate the subtlety. i crave those tiny moments that you only notice when someone points them out to you. but this! you can’t miss this one, this moment is shoved down our throats. this is so “i’m allowed to do that to you, to be in your personal space, and gaze into your eyes for no reason, just because i want to”. and phil’s face in that moment, so much joy and mischief, he claps his hands and gazes back.

9) chest touch.

drama queen howell strikes again, it hurts to rewatch it srsly, why is he so extra? but what is phil doing ladies and gents? he slaps his chest in the weirdest way possible, he brushes it, it’s like he wants to shove him but reassuringly and the movement happens so fast you have to pause for a second to comprehend it. that sweet gentle boy is so fond of dan’s unnecessary commentary and yeah, it completely distracts us from what dan is saying at that moment.

8) feel my heartbeat.

was that necessary, really? like, i don’t ask my friends to feel my heartbeat when i’m scared, that was such a “horror movie at first date” bullshit, that’s not what people do?? and when dan does feel that beautiful hummingbird heart, phil just covers his hand with his own palm because yes, you gotta feel it very close, no air between your hand and my chest. dan immediately looks into the camera to show us that yeah, i know you’re there, nothing strange, and makes a comment about phil dying. wow.

7) phil the delivery man.

i don’t know what to say. it’s so simple but why does phil have to make such an act of bringing dan his charger, why does he talk in that stupid voice?? they have a banter, and then phil FIXES DAN’S CHARGER FOR HIM, like what?? who asked you to do that? where’s my IT guy au (literally, he’s got glasses, look at him). and before he leaves he plays the piano that nerd, what an attention seeker, and then bows!! is he tipsy? did he have a pre-liveshow orgasm or something? dan laughs fondly and it’s all i need in the world.

6) child beer.

what’s happening and does it even matter. phil’s hiding on the floor, but why? to surprise us? eh whatever. so he’s got that magical japanese powdery stuff and he wants dan to taste it. the biggest problem for me here, ahem, i mean the thing that just kills me every time is that phil spends the whole time (eight minutes) on his knees and he looks so cute when he makes that beer, holds it close to the camera, and then lets the foam sit so dan can have the ultimate child beer experience.

it reminds me of that hot chocolate video, where he does something so trivial but he’s so gentle and loving about it. i still don’t understand why they didn’t do a simple taste test like bros, but phil had to make it for dan, he wanted to see his reaction. and then he tries it as well, touches the glass rim with his lips at the same place where dan’s mouth just was (gross).

and i just can’t ignore how that boy sneaks past dan’s room after that, he’s playful, he stops to say that he googled something and dan was wrong, and domesticity, i wanna die.

5) sleeping phil on tour.

i kinda wanna talk about the angle here because i don’t understand how it was filmed (camera is pretty static, dan’s hand reaches from the side, not behind), but i don’t know if it matters here. what matters is how gentle dan is. of course, he starts with classic nose tickling, which is what “messing with a sleeping friend” usually implies, but then he frees one strand of phil’s hair and just lets it fall. wow, fantastic prank, dan.

and let’s separately discuss that pout/kiss phil does after he opens his eyes. i know you want a slow mo replay, so here we go:

that’s what i call “im gonna stay asleep but i love you”. where’s the nearest cliff so i can fling myself into abyss?

4) the look.

context what context. why did they keep it? why did they put it on fullscreen instead of hiding in the corner? two full-length looks dan, really?? you know what he looks like, why do you have to examine him like that in front of us you slut. and it just passes, without acknowledgment, they just turn back at us simultaneously and I’M STILL DEAD at that moment, i don’t care what happens next.

3) snoot. proot. (i just filmed you doing that)

i don’t even care what it was. something about piano sounds or whatever, but this video haunts me. THERE’S SO MUCH TO IT. first, phil is lying on dan’s bed (at least in the official version it’s dan’s, not mutual), just chilling?? and dan’s working i guess. so they are not actually doing something together but it’s a cozy evening, why would they spend it in different rooms? dan says something, idk, and phil replies “yeah” in that deep voice I SWEAR i haven’t heard from him before. dan makes the sounds again, like can you believe he’s an actual dork in real life, it’s not an act, he’s actually the weirdest boy alive, and he so obviously doesn’t know he’s being filmed. because when phil says “i just filmed you doing that you’re so weird”, he’s so delighted, he laughs at himself, he turns around, his hair is pushed back omg they are both so sleepy and i rejoice. i think this video gives us a rare but fantastic insight in their everyday life, phil must be keeping so much silly videos like that on his google drive and we never get to see them BUT SOMEHOW he posts this one, probably because dan is cute and he wants everyone to know it.

2) you loved it. you wanna do it more.

so, yes. you know this one. where do i even begin?? they play this dragon quiz and then 1) phil says “you loved it” in the strangest voice, like the voice we never hear from him, it’s deeper and quieter, he looks at dan even though dan’s not looking back; 2) dan is looking down as if he’s fiddling with an ipad or something, it’s almost a bts moment, something they would usually edit out. AND THEN THREE SECONDS OF SILENCE while dan kinda processes what’s going on and phil still looks at him expectantly. seductive as fuck. and now this quiet “alright”, i’m just… dan looks like he’s gotten the hint, so he’s a little embarrassed and they share the softest laugh. 

the thing is, we know how often phil makes sexual innuendos and dan always reacts the same way: he looks into the camera, he throws a witty comment in, he puts it on display to show us that there’s no intimacy in that moment. but not this time. i don’t understand why they didn’t edit it out. i just… don’t.

1) pantless liveshow
this is the ultimate. this is the weirdest and the most awesome thing these two gave me and i’m not even sure what can top that. the moment when phil decides to grab the humidifier and show us, he looks at the screen, says “one second” and stands up very awkwardly while dan turns the laptop away from him and makes the weirdest “how you doing” face. 

WHAT THE FUCK. did they think we were so used to them weirdos that we wouldn’t even notice that shit? but fuck, they do it again, they want to show us the spray and dan goes “should i go get it? you have to do phil’s corner”. like, i can’t function, i honestly can’t. AND THE WORST PART is when dan returns and we can see him covering his legs with a blanket just too fast like it’s not that cold boy come on.

i have no explanation and i have every explanation. i don’t deserve all this suffering.

I’ve always thought that Dan and Phil were like a yin yang, and I find it adorable. Just think about it…

1) Dan has a younger brother, Phil has an older brother.

2) Dan’s from the south, Phil’s from the north (and they met together to finally live more in the middle).

3) Dan has a dark aesthetic while Phil’s is much lighter and brighter (and their home, and their often shared wardrobe choices, are a combination of both).

4) Dan’s left-handed and Phil is right-handed (when, again, they can meet in the middle and sign things at the same time).

5) Dan lacked confidence while Phil always exuded it and as served as inspiration.

6) Dan is often witty, biting, and sarcastic while Phil is cheerful and effortlessly funny.

7) Even their appearances are complementary: Dan (despite being pale lately) is naturally tan with brown eyes. Phil is naturally pale with blue/green/yellow eyes.

8) Their fringes sweep in the opposite directions. What are he chances of that, seriously.

9) Probably least importantly, but still interesting, Dan dropped out of college and Phil got a Master’s degree.

I could go on.

Of course I ship Phan, but this isn’t even about that. They complement each other perfectly, and I think we can all agree that they were meant to be in some capacity. They also have so much in common where it counts that I don’t see their dynamic being any more perfect.

And I thought this sh*t only existed in cheesy fairytales… well, I guess it’s supposed to be cheesy.

**EDIT:**

I thought of more.

10) Dan’s high-pitched voice and Phil’s low-pitched voice. They can, and do, sing duets together perfectly.

11) Dan was born in the summer, and Phil was born in the winter

12) Dan’s earrings and Phil’s lack of them (because, according to Dan, his personality is “too adorable” for them, but I guess Dan’s isn’t).

13) Dan’s tendency to waffle on while Phil listens patiently, yet his still clear respect and admiration for everything Phil says.

14) Dan’s more serious vs. Phil’s more lighthearted nature (look at “The Urge” vs. “The Hand”).

15) **last-minute add because jfc I thought of another one: Dan’s naturally wavy hair and Phil’s naturally straighter hair.

16) And this is a big one: Dan’s love for cursing, bad language, and being inappropriate and Phil’s desire to keep things PG. Like I’ve said for different points above, they often meet in the middle here on their collabs and it’s perfect (most of Phil’s innuendo is in these vids and not when he’s alone, so being together and compromising on their humor creates comedy gold).

Dan’s said in recent interviews that he and Phil disagree often about things, and Phil admitted that they think “quite differently”, yet they “always find a compromise.” This is so rare and beautiful.

Much like their fringes, they always meet in the middle.

imagine your otp, hogwarts edition
  • we’re both prefects and we broke up a food fight in the great hall, but it got messy and dungbombs were involved, and now we’re both disgusting and in immediate need of a bath, and it’s okay, we can both use the prefects’ bathroom at the same time, i promise i won’t look
  • hi, you don’t know me, we’re from different houses, and i’m not exactly sure how to tell you this, but i think your cat is in love with my toad??
  • you walked in on me practicing for datda in an empty classroom, and have now inadvertently discovered that my boggart takes the form of a butterfly, please stop laughing
  • we’re partners for an essay project in history of magic and we need to get a book from the restricted section, but i’m not sure how the books are organized in this section, and you won’t stop trying to find weird sex books, like, no i don’t think they keep the wizard’s kama sutra in the restricted section, what is wrong with you?
  • we’re partners in divination, and i’m reading your tea leaves, and i don’t know what i’m doing, so i just am guessing on images, but somehow every image i guess ends up having a romantic connotation, i swear i’m not doing this on purpose
  • i am muggle born and/or know nothing about professional quidditch teams, but i heard through the grapevine that you’re really obsessed with the chudley cannons, and omg, did you know that’s my favorite team too?? (please don’t ask me questions about it)
  • we’re both in gryffindor tower and everyone is asleep except us, but it’s thunderstorming and i never noticed how loud thunder is up in this tower, haha, i’m a little freaked out, would you mind if i just sat in your bed with you? just until it’s over? absolutely no homo?
  • i am sorry i accidentally transfigured your goblet into a gigantic, venomous spider, at least madam pomfrey was able to bring down the swelling, and look, i brought you some chocolate frogs
  • you know, i was joking when i suggested you jump into the lake and see if there really is a giant squid, and i’m still not sure why you needed to take your clothes off to do this
  • how was i supposed to know you’d react to firewhiskey like that??
  • i am headboy/headgirl, and i’ve been asked to give a presentation on safe sexual practices, and you will not stop asking me uncomfortable questions to embarrass me, please stop, i know you know the answer to that, we did it last night
  • um, i don’t know you, but you are headed right towards the grounds, and i don’t have time to explain that i accidentally let all the blast-ended skrewts out of their cages, stop asking questions, you need to RUN

part 2

i am so sick of seeing people not only steal gifs, but reblogging them. people have stolen my gifs before, and every time i see them gain hundreds of notes, my heart sinks. reblogging stolen gifs is just as bad at the person stealing the gifs. you are contributing to stolen work and that is not okay. so, to make sure you don’t accidentally pull the douche move of reblogging a repost, let’s go over a few signs to tell if a gifset is stolen:

  • the size doesn’t match up (small and large gifs in the same set, one 250px gif taking up the whole row, etc)
  • the coloring doesn’t match up (color and black/white or a soft pastel and a harsh red being in the same gifset) 
  • the caption of it being like “OMG look at these cute babies!” or “This scene is so good!” etc (something that’s more of a comment than a caption)
  • you’ve never seen the url before
  • you go down the person’s blog and they have multiple gifsets posted, all looking as if they were made by different people
  • you can’t find the user’s edit tag (something like *, or my edit)
  • it doesn’t use edit tags (ouatedit, the100edit, arrowedit, etc)

it’s bad enough that people will steal someone else’s work and provide it to the fandom as their own, but helping them out by spreading it to others is just as bad. if a gifset is going to be stolen, make it have 0 notes, not 500. if several of these tips applies to a gifset you’ve seen, there are a few things you can do:

  • reverse google search (right click one of the gifs, go to “search google for this image”)
  • if the style of the gif looks like it was made by someone you know, go down their edit tag or message them asking if they a) made the gifset or b) know who did (as someone who makes gifs, i also know the style of several other gifmakers, and would be able to help even if it wasn’t mine!)

  • message someone else (a friend, a popular blogger, etc) and ask them if the gif seems stolen

but most importantly, if these are applying to an edit you see and you can’t tell if a gifset is stolen or not, don’t reblog it. i don’t care how good or it is, or how much emotions you get from it. don’t take the chance of reblogging something that’s stolen. there are plenty of gifs in the sea, so to speak. you will find something similar to it.

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Hogwarts! Joshua

Requested by anon: “can you write seventeen hogwarts au? Joshua is possible?”

  • everyone knew about Joshua Hong 
  • the perfect perfect
  • he was a fifth year Hufflepuff 
  • same house and year as you 
  • so you saw him often as you both shared classes 
  • it came as no surprise when he was chosen as a prefect 
  • but he was surprisingly cool, letting minor things go if it didn’t endanger anyone or if it was for special occasions 
  • especially if they were his friends, he just couldn’t say no to them 
  • everyone’s favorite prefect because he was so nice and liked giving warnings rather than punishments 
  • caught out past curfew by a few minutes, 
  • he’d show you a secret passage to getting back to the dorms without running into teachers 
  • if you passed him on the train, he’d stop to compliment you after asking you how your summer went 
  • and no surprise he knew the lady pushing the trolley around on a first name basis 
  • and asking her how her family was and everything 
  • and complimenting her uniform
  • she always slipped him chocolate frog cards he didn’t have for his collection 
  • and he’d thank her and buy out half the trolley before sharing it with all the kids in the next few carriages 
  • Joshua was good at everything, smart and friendly too 
  • not a single person could find something wrong with the guy or criticize him in any way 
  • no matter what house someone was in, they new Joshua Hong
  • because the guy did everything 
  • perfect exam scores in charms, potions, DATDA, transfiguration, herbology 
  • you name it, Hong Jisoo did well in it 
  • and he was so nice to everyone and a gentleman wherever he went  
  • holding open doors to classrooms for people or picking up fallen quills or books that people dropped and returning it to them with a small smile 
  • one time a girl accidentally set the quill she was writing with on fire from a wayward charm 
  • Joshua had quickly extinguished it with aguamenti and gave her a new quill 
  • suffice to say, plenty of witches had crushes on him 
  • and no one could hate the guy for anything 
  • literally, if you tried hating him, Joshua somehow managed to make you like him 
  • disliked him for being too smart? 
  • he’d say he wasn’t really smart, he just tries hard to study his best and he has smart friends who show him how to do stuff 
  • and then talk about some random episode of spongebob bc it’s Joshua
  • which plenty of people wouldn’t understand except the other muggle borns 
  • he’d be a huge dork quoting random episodes and just being a meme 
  • everyone was always asking him for advice or to look over their homework for them 
  • and although he never lets anyone copy his 
  • goody two shoes you know
  • he somehow had the time to always give advice to everyone and save their grade 
  • he played as a chaser for Hufflepuff’s Quidditch team too 
  • it wasn’t enough to be intelligent, he was athletic and dedicated too
  • spending even stormy days out in the field practicing long after some of his teammates had called it quits 
  • looked damn fine in quidditch robes too yes 
  • in his third year, he had led the Hufflepuff team to victory 
  • scored 30 points in the last minutes before their seeker finally caught the snitch, bringing the score to 270-300 
  • he was every teacher’s favorite too 
  • they couldn’t help it 
  • he was always offering to help out teachers with anything they may need 
  • although he didn’t sit in the front of any of his classes 
  • and he was too quiet to raise his hand to answer any questions sometimes 
  • if a teacher ever made the mistake of assuming Joshua wasn’t listening to the question 
  • they got roasted as Joshua Hong not only got the question right, but probably corrected some error they made in their lecture earlier 
  • which he would only point out in the most respectful and polite way
  • “Professor, did you mean to say aconite or monkshood instead of mandragora?“ 
  • and if no one knew the answer to a question 
  • all Joshua needed was a glance from the teacher and he’d have the correct answer ready to go 
  • the boy sang in chorus too 
  • his voice was heavenly 
  • some magical entity had to have graced Joshua with every goddamn talent in the universe 
  • he supposedly played guitar amazingly well 
  • only his dorm mates knew though, he always packed his guitar in his trunk somehow 
  • and brought it out to play sometimes 
  • it always surprised everyone when they found out he was muggle born
  • like he was too good at everything wtf how have you only been doing magic for a few years 
  • but no one dared say anything about it 
  • bc he had so many friends from all the houses 
  • say something mean about Joshua or just something even remotely critical 
  • and like five different people will interject saying how he’s basically a human unicorn 
  • and how dare you call Shua anything but the perfect prefect 
  • and he could easily beat anyone in a duel if his friends dragged him into one 
  • and probably profusely apologize while bowing at ninety degrees and helping bandage and heal any injuries he may have caused 
  • it was theorized he might have a time-turner 
  • how else could he get all his papers done and still manage quidditch practice and chorus? 
  • and also reorganizing textbooks in the library with his wand while the librarian recommended him books he hadn’t read before since he had read many of them 
  • and helping the kitchen elves by explaining the concept of lactose intolerance and gluten free and other things that helped people with dietary restrictions and food allergies feel comfortable eating all food 
  • he also helped an elf who once tripped over the recently mopped floor
  • Madam Pomfrey was always glowing about Shua bc he always brought students who were sick flowers and books to read and always gave her chocolates 
  • he also was often seen consoling random paintings and ghosts in Hogwarts and he knew all of them by their first names 
  • and while some people wanted to hate Joshua 
  • he could say a few words and any negative feelings you had toward him were gone 
  • “You really deserved that win, you guys have been practicing so hard lately on the quidditch field, good job!“ 
  • "How did you you come up with a way to start your potions paper so well? I should be asking you to edit mine." 
  • "you have to show me that spell you did the other day with the lights and confetti, I want to use it for a friend’s birthday.”
  • “My owl? Oh his name is Flufferson, I have a picture do you want to see? He’s probably somewhere flying around, enjoying the fresh air, the cutie.”
  • “I have a puppy at home, it’s a Maltese and I named it Sebongie, I think it’s a cute name." 
  • on weekends, you could probably see Joshua buying sugar quills for some third years who had forgotten their silver sickles or bronze knuts
  • or in the common room teaching kids how to use his iPhone to watch YouTube and anime 
  • always with his group of friends from all the houses 
  • his group of friends was big, 13 of them in all 
  • his best friends were Jeonghan from slytherin and Seungcheol from Gryffindor since they were all the same age 
  • one time, Jeonghan had tried to prank some Hufflepuff students by hexing their book bags into releasing a bunch of little rubber snakes 
  • but he was caught by Joshua 
  • and Joshua made him apologize 
  • you don’t mess with Joshua’s kids 
  • the next day Jeonghan’s clothes kept dropping rubber snakes everywhere
  • "SHUA YOU BETTER FIX MY CLOTHES I CANT WALK INTO POTIONS WITH THESE THINGS WORMING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR”
  • Joshua would hide his laughter behind his hand and then compose himself 
  • “That should actually keep you awake in potions then." 
  • and everyone around them would be dying from laughter and patting Joshua on the back 
  • for a gentleman the guy knew how to be savage sometimes 
  • ofc as a fifth year in Hufflepuff you knew Joshua 
  • you even sat pretty close to him in charms 
  • and although you couldn’t hate the guy 
  • it gets low key annoying when your friends always act like his biggest fan
  • "Shua’s practicing down at the quidditch field, GET THE SIGNS GIRLS!" 
  • "We have a transfiguration exam y'all what are you doing?" 
  • "Supporting our Hong Jisoo, y/n. The quidditch match is next weekend and we want to beat the slimy smiles off of those Slytherins’ faces." 
  • one day in charms the professor had to assign a partner project 
  • naturally everyone paired up 
  • and you’re like chill I’ll just ask
  • you look around and all your friends are already paired up 
  • and of course you’re like great forever alone that’s me I need to get me an even number of friends… 
  • "Y/n do you need a partner?” Joshua asks you from the seat two students down from you 
  • and everyone goes quiet
  • because Joshua usually always partners up with one of his friends 
  • and you look to his normal friend group 
  • and see sure enough all of them have partners too 
  • “Sure, Joshua.” You say scrunching your nose
  • at least you’ll actually have a partner who tries and doesn’t make you do all the work by yourself (LIKE LAST TIME COUGH COUGH YOUR FRIEND) 
  • you both decide to meet at the library the next weekend to work on it 
  • “OMG y/n Joshua never asks anyone outside his friend group. What if he likes you?!?!? You guys would be such a power couple ACK." 
  • "Shut up.” you laugh and playfully hit your friend’s arm while packing your book bag 
  • “I’m not pretty enough for everyone’s golden gentleman Joshua, he was just being nice because you all ditched me." 
  • "I’m glad we did, make me the maid of honor at your wedding and thank me later." 
  • when you reach the library, Joshua is already there talking to Jeonghan 
  • "The girl in your charms class? Well whatever we can hang out next weekend. But Shua that assignment isn’t due in weeks… makes sense the both of you are smart aleks." 
  • you clear your throat 
  • "welp bye Joshua, oh and we’re all getting butter beer later at hogsmeade don’t forget." 
  • Joshua laughs and waves Jeonghan goodbye 
  • "it’s a nice day, should we sit out by the lake and say hi to the giant squid?" 
  • "sure I guess" 
  • you didn’t want to have a crush on Joshua 
  • bc then you’d be one of those girls, the ones always trailing behind him and trying to get his attention 
  • and walking by fluttering their eyelashes and saying "Hey Joshua." 
  • but as you were both crossing the grounds to the lake 
  • you kept giving him sideways glances 
  • the way his light brown hair became lightly tousled in the breeze - or his small smile 
  • or the gentle humming of a song you weren’t familiar with 
  • Focus you’re working on an assignment geez 
  • you both sat down at the edge of the lake and brainstormed ideas for your project 
  • and somewhere along the way the convo shifted to just talking about summer and your home 
  • "You’re muggle born too? Then have you ever watched Naruto?" 
  • Joshua was a dork you realized, a cute one 
  • "Sebongie? Yea I miss her like crazy, I was tempted to bring her in my trunk but I have Flufferson already." 
  • ah shit 
  • you were starting to like like Joshua 
  • he was too nice and cute especially when talking about his pets and how they brightened his day 
  • or the many hilarious adventures he had with his friends 
  • or how he missed his family 
  • he was a good listener too 
  • you talked about your hamster at home 
  • it loved eating carrots and you had originally wanted to name it mochi 
  • but you had settled for Carrot after it’s favorite food 
  • and you told Joshua about how you had always loved playing quidditch with your family but you never tried out for the Hufflepuff team 
  • his friends must have caught on to your feelings before Joshua did, Joshua was kind of clueless about all the crushes people had on him
  • Jeonghan ended up putting his arm on your shoulder while walking to the library to meet up with Joshua 
  • "You should just tell him you like him." 
  • "and get a pity rejection, lmao in what world would I do that Jeonghan.”
  • “Suit yourself.” He said giving you a sly smile 
  • right before shoving you into a broom closet 
  • and locking the damn door behind you 
  • “JEONGHAN YOU’RE DEAD YOU HEAR ME." 
  • "You should thank your friend later, she told me about your little crush on our Shua, luckily for you I approve." 
  • you tried unlocking the door with your wand but to no avail 
  • you even tried picking the lock with a hairpin 
  • "Hey y/n listen to this." 
  • "Jeonghan I’m telling the head of slytherin later get ready for your ass whooping." 
  • but you hear someone running down the hallway outside the door 
  • "Jeonghan what do you mean y/n got in an accident? Where is she?" 
  • you go dead silent, it’s Joshua 
  • "Yah, look you came running and everything if you like her just tell her geez." 
  • you hold your breath as you hear what Joshua says next 
  • "She probably doesn’t like me back ok? I’m not good at these things, she’s cute and interesting and I’m boring and I don’t know ok Jeonghan, just tell me where she is no time for jokes we have to work on the project.”
  • “alright, I’d like to just say that you brought this upon yourself and you can thank me later." 
  • "what are you talking about Jeonghan-" 
  • and the closet door clicks open and Jeonghan pushes Joshua, where he bumps into you sending the both of you sprawling on the floor and the door slams shut yet again
  • "THIS IS FOR THOSE SNAKES SHUA I ALWAYS GET THE LAST LAUGH. See you two later…" 
  • Joshua picks himself up and helps you up 
  • and even in the dim closet you can see him blushing like crazy 
  • you’re probably no better you feel like you have a fever that won’t. go. away. Goddamnit. 
  • "Jeonghan underestimates me.” He said giving a nervous chuckle and reaching for his wand 
  • he easily unlocks the door 
  • and Jeonghan is out there bending over dying of laughter 
  • and both you and Joshua are just blushing like crazy and awkwardly standing next to each other 
  • “Did you hear everything?” Joshua says so quietly it’s almost a whisper - “yes?” You say 
  • Joshua’s eyes widen and he gives Jeonghan (who’s still laughing even harder now at the sight of the two of you) a glare 
  • Joshua points his wand at Jeonghan LIKE boi I’ll be seeing you later - Jeonghan runs away cackling down the hallway 
  • “You can just pretend it didn’t happen.” Joshua says flustered looking everywhere but your face 
  • “I’ll understand if you don’t like me ba-" 
  • "It was driving me crazy did you really not know I like you too Joshua?” Wow did I just say that, stupid stupid stupid whyyyyy you think to yourself
  • he looks up at you in surprise 
  • “Wait really? Jeonghan isn’t paying you to say that right?" 
  • "lmao no I’m going to murder Jeonghan after this." 
  • "I’d help you but he’s my best friend so…" 
  • "Do you want to maybe just get a butter beer at Hogsmeade instead?" 
  • "I’d love to." 
  • and from then on you two were known as darling couple 
  • Hogwarts’ gentleman Joshua and you 
  • basically everyone’s relationship goals 
  • and your friend groups both took responsibility for getting you two together
  • Joshua would send you little notes that were folded into cranes and bewitched to float over to your desk 
  • and everyone would sigh and think how sickeningly adorable seeing you read his message 
  • and looking at all the little hearts he had doodled during class 
  • "Joshua Hong, let me repeat the question.” The professor would say 
  • “I never usually have to ask you twice what’s wrong?" 
  • "Joshua got a girlfriend, professor." 
  • and the whole class would burst out laughing with you and Joshua blushing like crazy and his friends wolf whistling 
  • you’d walk with each other to your next class with your hand in his 
  • "Get a room Shua, no one needs to see this.” Jeonghan smirked as he walked towards the potions classroom in the dungeons - you and Joshua both just ignore him 
  • “Let’s hex his clothes again with those snakes." 
  • "Better yet, can we lock him in a broom closet?" 
  • "Deal." 
  • and you both walk into your next class, plotting Jeonghan’s imminent doom together

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MASTERLIST

Past Lovers, New Comers

Requested by anon: Can I get a shameless imagine and carl Gallagher.The reader is like 2 yrs older than him and 5 mons. B4 he goes to juvie they have sex and she find out she’s pregnant and when he comes back she has a 1mon. Old baby girl and he’s really soft when it comes to the baby like he calls the baby princess and stuff but other than that he’s really tough. (Can it be a mixed girl plz I’m Puerto Rican and black and have really curly hair and a Beyoncé skin tone) And after Dom cheats on him him and the reader get together.

Pairing: Carl Gallagher x Reader (OC)

Word count: 1.342

Warnings: It’s been a while, I’m rusty.

A/N: I literally wrote this based on clips and fan edits because there is no fudging website where I can watch this show smh. Anyway, my worry here is that I’m rusty so… FEEDBACK IS SUPER ULTRA DUPER HIGHLY APPRECIATED. <3

Enjoy!

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(This gif is so cute omg)

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“Don’t worry, I will make juvie my bitch.” He had said, and (Y/N) was confident he would kick ass like usual, care-free and badass like only he could be. However, the things he left behind were too much to let go as easily as he had done.

But he had no idea.

She could still remember their last night together; his plump lips over her soft skin, his groans every time he thrusted in, and the tight grip he held on her hips. She remembered the drops of sweat that formed on his forehead, the contrast between his white skin mixed with her bronzed one, and the way his eyes shut when he came in.

He came in.

Carl always said that she was his golden girl and he had promised to stay safe for her, and to always protect her no matter in how many dangerous messes he got involved in. So far, he had kept half of that promise.

She had to leave after finding out about her consequences. They hadn’t been careful, they hadn’t thought it through. They had left the heat of the moment to take control over their bodies, falling for their primitive instincts and ignoring logic.

And now she had to carry another live.

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‘’Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths. … “When the snows fall and the white winds blow” - When winter comes; “The lone wolf dies but the pack survives

Quick messy sketch of our lovely Stark sisters and some random thoughts.

EDIT: some of the comments I received proved exactly what I was saying. Nice job :D. The bias is strong in some people. Had you even bothered to read any of my other posts you would have seen that I never trashed Arya…on the contrary I had shown my appreciation for the character and accepted her with the bad and the good. Do you think I would spend my time on a character I hate? I am referring to art. Do you think I would create FREE art of a character I dislike and try to portray her as good as I can (I am speaking of a solo Arya piece I previously posted). Someone said Sansa wished Arya died…well Arya wasn’t some angel either, and Sansa kind of bullied Arya (the whole horseface wasn’t very nice) who also seems a bit frustrated that Sansa got the ‘good stuff’ from their mother (hair, cheekbones, eyes etc). Do you have siblings? Kids growing up sometimes argue/fight and say mean things to each other. That doesn’t mean they mean it. How exactly do you see Arya? ‘Badass’ assassin fighter yay goddess of winter bae of doom? Well, she’s more than that just as Sansa is not beauty without brains. The people who jumped and ‘attacked’ (lol you little wolves you) seem to be the kind that worship a character and ignore its faults and instead will point every little fault of other characters. That’s what you proved in the comments. I never said I blame Arya for Lady or Micah. I was using your own logic of blaming Sansa for Ned’s execution. If one is to blame, than why the other is not? Are these situations not similar? Did any of them did what they did  to kill others on purpose? No. None of them did it to kill Ned/Micah/Lady. ‘Buuuut Sansa said/did that’/ ‘omg how dare you say a bad thing about our perfect goddess Arya’ etc. I never said anything bad, just the things that I noticed, and if you don’t like it…well I don’t fucking care. Most of the fandom is extremely biased when it comes to the Stark sisters. If pointing out the obvious means attacking a character then you have some problems. You are free to create your own art, spread the hate towards any characters  you want….because that’s how you feel. At the same time I maintain my opinion and I would like to invite you to read the books again if you think Arya and Sansa are enemies. They’re part of the same team. They learned a lot and they miss each other, Winterfell . Sansa thinks of her future children and one looks like Arya, the memory of the snowball fight scene when they play in the snow etc. It wasn’t all bad between them. Childish fights mean nothing. If I had a dollar each time someone told their sibling or parent ‘I hate you’/ ‘I wish you were dead’…I’d be rich.







Ned said it best. In winter the wolves must stick together. Another thing he noted is that Arya, like Lyanna and Brandon, has a touch of the wild wolf in her. This wilderness, according to Ned, was what put both Lyanna and Brandon into their early graves. 

 I’ve seen so much Sansa hate coming from show-only watchers (most of the time) and betting that Sansa will die this season  because  Arya is heading North and well there is not much to do for Sansa as she basically sucks according to some people. I love both Stark sisters for different reasons and IRL I share similar stuff with Arya which actually makes it easier to identify with her character. I have close to 0% in common with Sansa …and yet I still like her as a character.

 Funny enough Sansa is still blamed for a mistake she did in season 1/ book 1 while if I were to use the same logic Arya is to blame for Micah and Lady’s deaths because her actions led to that in a similar way Sansa spilling the beans to Cersei ultimately killed Ned (though that was NOT the plan, he was supposed to be sent to the Wall, but Jeoffrey did not listen to anyone and just sentenced him to death). 

Another thing is that Arya killing is constantly glamorized and  praised, while Sansa doing it makes her a monster. Saw some things being said that she could be pregnant with Ramsay’s child and that she would be a horrible person if she aborted it. There is moon tea, darlings! Sansa could have taken it constantly while being with Ramsay. There is also that wonderful fall that could have killed it…or the freezing cold and river…

Been talking to some friends and all of them said that Arya is the kind of girl they admire and her qualities make her more appealing/ attractive…which is a bit hypocritical considering that 100% of the people I’ve talked to were in relationships or married to ‘traditional women’ and not tomboys.


So lots of people think Sansa should be killed off because she is too weak and because there is place for only one Stark sister in the North XD.

But who is more inclined to hit the bucket? Someone who has learnt to keep their mouth shut and think ahead or someone who acts on impulse? Show only watchers are quick to dismiss everything that is book related, yet rely on ‘Arya’s GRRM’s wife fav character he won’t kill her’. Well…that doesn’t hold any water when the show is concerned ;) (plenty of proof in what the show did with Dorne, Jaimie’s redemption, Sansa’s rape, killing off characters that are still alive, introducing useless romances etc). If the show wants shock they would kill someone who is generally loved, not a character plenty of people deem weak. Last year I told everyone Margaery was going to die and people called me crazy XD. 

I personally think we lost too many Starks so far and those 3 that are left (Arya, Sansa, Bran) and Jon should form their pack and fight off winter. Each of them has their special skill sets. 



I was thinking of people that could actually die soon (SOME POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD):

Missandei- from my point of view she becomes a ‘spare’ the moment she reaches Westeros. Daenerys has the best of the best in her council: Tyrion. She teamed with Asha and Theon, Dorne and  Olenna. She is going to meet up with Jon who has his own advisers. Missandei’s skill set becomes pretty much useless. She is a good translator and knows many languages, but in Westeros Dany doesn’t need a translator and Missandei’s knowledge of Westeros could be very limited(I don’t know for sure how much she knows…she could know nothing as Westeros is so different from the places she lived in).

Meera- according to some spoilers she heads back home after Bran reaches Castle Black. Does this mean her mission is done? Possible. I wouldn’t put it past GOT to kill her off (not after what they did last season with so many characters being killed off). She goes home to her father (you know…that guy named Howland Reed who was with Ned at the Tower of Joy). Bran already knows that stuff that Howland knows. And according to some other spoilers Gilly and Sam will find even more evidence about Jon’s parentage. Do we really need Howland/ Meera? Does it even matter anymore that Jon’s parents are who they are? He as a bastard was named KITN. Spoilers point to a romance with Dany. Last season Dany said that she would have to marry and who in the 7 kingdoms matches her own title? Who is left besides Jon? A marriage with her would make him king consort. If she dies (and I think she will die in the last season/book…but that’s another post), he ends up as king of the 7 kingdoms. No matter what…he is in a place of power. Even if he renounces his KITN title in exchange to Dany’s help against the WW (which doesn’t make sense because if she wants to rule the kingdom she must first clean it u…but this is what the spoilers state).

anonymous asked:

I just know of 5H during WFH and also of camren, binge watching yt and it look all 5 are really friendly and affectionate w each other so beside the sync, what makes u think camren was real or even is a thing in 2017? Many camren videos are heavily edited. The way L handle camren make it harder for them in the future if they were a ever a thing in the past. All these camren proofs vids are kinda funny as before C was really close with Mani and Dinah, C treat L like she treat Ally. Plus her mind.

I ship Camren not because of those videos, which, I agree, are heavily edited and dramatically slo-mo’d. No, I FEEL like they were “real” at some point, simply because their dynamics (which is entirely different than their dynamics to the other girls) is very relatable.

Simply put, what I see in old Camren was very much reminiscent of my past experiences with friends whom I was attracted to in some ways. Like even if I never had anything official with this friend or another, that special connection which makes us gravitate towards each other is still quite noticeable. Mutual attraction. Some sort of open comfort and compatibility with a tinge of shyness and nervousness when you’re around them.

The little things I see in Camren are the little things that me and those people I was attracted to used to do: the stares, the jokes, the tiny touches, the same mind frequencies, the need to sit together or goof around but still maintaining some sort of boundaries (like Camila is crazy with mani and Dinah, but is kinda controlled with Lauren), the territorial vibe they both emanate.

You just know that even if Camila is like that with Dinah or mani, still, those felt goofy… With Lauren, it’s more subtle, like more instinctive rather than purposely playing around.

I can’t explain it, because people have different views and experiences. But all I can say is if you observe the little things, the not-so-obvious interactions between Lauren and Camila (not the popular Camren moments — which some, I admit, are a bit of a reach), you’ll see that there’s something between them that they only reserve for each other.

IT MAY JUST BE FRIENDSHIP WITH EXTRA FONDNESS, AND A BIT OF ATTRACTION (which I have personally experienced), SO, TECHNICALLY, CAMREN WAS NEVER REAL EVER… BUT SOMETHING IN THEM, IN THE WAY THEY INTERACTED, WAS AT SOME POINT, REAL, IF ONLY IN THEIR MINDS.

And just to clarify, Camren is dead. Has been dead for awhile obviously, and at 2017 it’s pretty much a mummified ship.

But still, I’ve not seen a connection so natural, and chemistry so intense, that the very essence of it still thrives even years of being dead. It’s like a ghost haunting the living. That’s why I ship them. I want to witness that bond I rarely see in people.

And no I don’t ship them as in “oh my god I want them together now, I hate everyone linked to them OMG Camren is real like forever and ever!!!”… I’m not that blindly delusional.

And like I say over and over again, Lauren says it’s not real, so I’ll assume it’s not real, I’ll respect her statement.

But the heart sees beyond what the eyes and mind registers, so yeah. I’ll still ship them within the confines of my blog.

Btw, Camila with ally is totes different than Camila with Lauren, c'mon.

Taekook: Forever

“Taehyung, when did you find the time to film a video?” Jungkook asked. He noticed the new video on their YouTube channel while scrolling through various notifications.

“Oh, that? You’ll find out when you watch it,” was all Taehyung said, before he ran away to somewhere Jungkook assumed he thought he would be able to let him watch the video alone. And so, following his boyfriend’s advise, he clicked on the video. His blood ran cold when he saw the title.

“[V] Something you need to know…”

“Oh god, what the hell did he do..,” Jungkook whispered to himself, cradling his forehead in his palm. When the video loaded he saw the stunning face of Taehyung, sitting at a desk in the BigHit building somewhere. The room was white, as were most rooms in the building, and the bright orange of his hoodie stood out from the room. His hair wasn’t parted, hanging down over his forehead, covering eyes that Jungkook could tell were puffy and red, and that only happened when Tae had been crying. Over what, he didn’t know.

“Hello, TaeTae here,” he started. The sound quality was good, considering it was probably filmed on his phone. He kept biting his lips, even only five seconds into the video.

“So, you guys may have noticed some…. strange things lately. And since our fourth anniversary is coming up, I’m making this video now to clear it up,” he continued, trying to smile. Jungkook watched with intensity, not sure if he was hoping for or dreading if it was what he was thinking of.

“First off, none of us are any less close than we have been for the past six years. I know many people have been thinking that we’re becoming distant, but I can promise, it’s more the opposite.

"I think one thing that has been circulating since debut is things pertaining our relationships with each other, the way we interact. It may be a bit different now than it was four years ago, but that comes with a reason,” he bit his lip again, hard enough to draw blood, and didn’t let go for a few seconds, as if he was trying to figure out if his mouth was able to form the words. Jungkook stared at the screen, emotionless, trying to fathom what was happening before his eyes. Was this really going to happen? Would everything finally be resolved?

“Secondly, we all read your comments. We know what you think about us and what jokes you have about us. Without those comments, there wouldn’t be a need for a video like this. But I’m happy to say that as of this morning, I’ve gotten permission to share a big part of my life with ARMY,” Tae said from the screen. His smile had become more genuine at the mention, showing off a few of his teeth. Jungkook couldn’t help but smile a bit as well.

“Our little Maknae, Jungkookie. He has become something amazing since predebut, and I’ve had the honour of being by his side during that. But Jungkook and I became very close early on, as some of you have observed,” he said. He looked confident, his eyes sparkling, his words clear. But Jungkook could see that he was struggling with his words, thinking about what to say next. He wished he was in the video to be able to help him.

“And I am incredibly happy to be able to share the fact that Jungkookie and I are happily dating.” He went silent, smiling to the ground. The smile he only got when he was proud of something, when he achieved something. He bit his lip again. Jungkook watched with more concentration than ever, smiling much like an idiot to himself as well.

“I know a lot of you have suspected this from the beginning, and you’re all right. Five years ago, he became my precious Bunny, and we’re still as strong today as we were then,” He said with a slight whisper, as if letting people hear the words would make them less personal.

“I hope you’ll still love BTS as much as I love my Kookie, because this won’t change much. That’s all I have for you today, until the next vlog,” he said, then flashed a boxy smile, a finger heart, then covered the camera lens, and it cut off. Jungkook sat there for a moment, debating over watching the video again or not. He eventually decided against for the sake of him bawling like a baby, and walked to the room Taehyung was in.

He knocked on the door, and it opened immediately, revealing a Taehyung wearing the same bright orange hoodie, with the same hair style in the video. Jungkook practically flung himself at Tae, wrapping his arms around his waist tightly, and didn’t relax until Taehyung returned the gesture. While sobbing uncontrollably, Taehyung put his hand on Jungkook’s nape, comforting him.

“You did that today?” Jungkook asked through the fabric on Taehyung’s shoulder.

“I did.” The words were all the confirmation he needed before squeezing harder if it was even possible, laughing and crying at the same time.

“And you actually got permission for this? What’s going to happen to the rest of the guys?” Jungkook asked in a rapid fire. He was cut off by a kiss, reminding him that now wasn’t the time for questions. Celebrate now, worry later.

“I guess the managers figured we’d gone through enough already. They said that if we we’re serious enough to want to endure public judgement, then we’re serious enough to make it public in the first place,” Taehyung said into his ear, only loud enough for him to just hear.

“Oh my god, Tae, I love you so much. This is the best thing ever,” Jungkook said, still with tears streaming down his face. He was inevitably soaking Taehyung’s orange hoodie, but he couldn’t bring himself to care as he laughed against his shoulder, feeling his hand rubbing his back. It was the best feeling in the world, to be able to be open, not feel any guilt or fear from being caught by someone who wasn’t supposed to see. It had happened too many times for them to be careless. Granted, it was only visitors to the BigHit Entertainment building, other idols who understood the struggle and promised not to say anything. Although word got around the kpop industry, of course, with their group being one of the biggest internationally, and most influential.

Being able to finally tell people about it was a relief. A weight taken off of their backs, assuring them that they could actually have a future together, be happy. He could feel Taehyung sobbing against his neck as well, and silently thanked every force that allowed them to be happy.

“How long ago did you post it?” He asked.

“About five hours ago. Why?” Tae said as Jungkook let go of him to grab the small Vlive camera from the desk next to them. He wiped the apparent tears out of his eyes, leaving the skin red and raw after attempting to vigorously get rid of the salty tears that wouldn’t stop coming. He was so happy.

“Maybe we can go live?” Jungkook proposed, waving the small camera in his hand. He could feel that his eyes had gotten significantly more puffy, and were probably red and irritated like his cheeks. He sniffled excessively- damn rhinitis -and tried one more swipe at his damp eyes. They were both bare-faced, puffy-eyed, and emotional, but there seemed no better time than that to go live.

“Jungkook and Taehyung, live from the dorms. How many people are there? I don’t want to say anything until there’s enough people,” Jungkook said, eyeing the screen to see comments varying from “OMG FINALLY,” to hateful slurs, to people who just had no idea what the hell was happening. “Yes, I see your comments. It’s true.”

“My Bunny and I are here to answer your questions, ask away,” Taehyung said, his chin resting on Jungkook’s shoulder. He moved to go turn music on, choosing a playlist they had made together of songs that reminded them of each other. The first song that played was Dear No One, a song Jungkook had sang for him a year ago.

“First thing I think people are wondering is how it happened,” Jungkook told him, moving his head out of frame to talk in Taehyung’s direction. He resumed his position on Jungkook’s shoulder, wrapping him up in a back hug, arms around his waist. Jungkook’s hand held Taehyung’s on instinct, and he leaned back into the warmth he provided.

“That’s a story that nobody but us really ever understands when we explain it. But one thing you have to remember is that Jungkook was fourteen, and I was sixteen, so hopefully that will help it make more sense,” Tae said. He buried his head in the crook of Jungkook’s neck, making him shiver at the chills traveling down his spine. “But I also think that they really just want to see us kiss,” he added, puckering his lips.

“If you stay until the end, you can see us kiss,” Jungkook said, eyeing the camera and raising his eyebrow. He smiled as if he’d done something mischievous, and felt Taehyung hit him softy on his side. They laughed, almost forgetting that they were live.

“Okay, so the story pretty much starts from the time we were introduced,” Jungkook said. “It was already after dark and I was just coming out of the shower because I didn’t want to disturb anyone during the day. Well, this guy right here was still awake, and decided to trap me in my dorm room in order to become friends,” he told the camera, eyeing the boy on his shoulder.

“He was wearing nothing but a towel,” Taehyung said, smiling like a devil. A stupid, cute handsome devil.

“Shut up. Anyway, he was so determined to get me to open up that he stayed with me all night, just talking. Sometimes I think that if he hadn’t done that I’d be a little different today,” said Jungkook. He was no longer looking at the camera, his gaze fixed on the boy resting on his shoulder. He pecked Taehyung’s cheek, and leaned his head on his crown, feeling grateful.

“Not even a month after that, we had been doing that almost every night. Staying up later than normal, talking about the day, the past, the future. Really, he doesn’t shut up once you know him well,” Taehyung said, earning a light flick in the head. He giggled.

“It was almost as if after a while we were so comfortable with each each other that it kinda just happened. It was a casual conversation, and then we were dating. I guess that’s why no one really understands it, because it wasn’t this huge thing with confessions and emotion, it was just that we didn’t want to be just friends anymore, and the feeling was mutual,” Jungkook said. He smiled, remembering the late night conversation they had. Taehyung was already more than a friend to him at the time, they just needed to talk and make that official.

“Honestly, we’re really boring. Unless you count the fact that we’ve had to keep it a secret for five years, then it’s actually really exciting. Then again, from all of the evidence of the internet, we seemed to have done a horrible job at it,” Taehyung told the camera. “I’ve seen your videos and fanfiction, it’s hard to hide that stuff from us.”

“Honestly, what do you guys think we do in our free time? Most of the time we’re just sleeping,” Jungkook said toward the camera, addressing the audience.

“Another question is what the date of our anniversary is. We don’t actually know the exact date, so we just celebrate it on April fifth. That seems to be when the internet celebrates it, so we figured it must be a significant date,” Taehyung said.

“The other guys do know, they’ve known since the beginning. We’re the two youngest, so it’s not like we can keep something like that from them, especially while living with them.”

“I think they were honestly not surprised when we told them. It was as if they expected it,” Taehyung said. He kissed Jungkook’s cheek, making him smile wider than he thought was possible.

Then, there was a knock at the door, and a “Hey, are you guys live?” from outside the door. Taehyung walked over to let whoever it was in, when everyone jumped into the room with various congratulations and hugs. Hoseok took the camera from Jungkook when he started laughing and crying at the same time.

Taehyung suddenly wrapped him up in a tight hug, holding him close again as he tried to control his emotions.

“Look at that, they’re so cute,” Jimin said, giggling like a child. Jungkook pulled away to glare at him, wiping his eyes on the heels of his hands, before laughing again. They didn’t have to hide anymore. They could be together in public, not worrying about getting caught by fans and fansites. They could potentially get married soon, like they’d always talked about.

“We’re gonna celebrate the coming out of our and your favourite couple tonight! Go ahead and kiss so you can end your broadcast,” Hoseok cheered, making everyone in the room laugh. Jungkook was sure the comments were going crazy. That news sites were freaking out, already covering their story and showing the video on every television in South Korea.

“Have you been watching the broadcast the entire time?” Taehyung asked, holding onto Jungkook by his shoulders, resting his chin on his shoulder again.

“Of course, we saw the video this morning and didn’t want to interfere if Jungkook hadn’t seen it yet. Now come on, kiss so we can leave,” Namjoon said, checking himself out in the camera. “By the way, these comments are hysterical.” Jungkook rolled his eyes. He vowed to avoid the internet for weeks to come.

Unless he was posting pictures with Taehyung. Now that he could, he’d do it all the time. Finally showing off the pictures he’d kept hidden for five years of their late night dates, avoiding the public eye in places like parks, fields, abandoned buildings.

“Come on, babe, we can always go live again tomorrow,” Taehyung whispered into Jungkook’s ear. He smiled, turning around to face him. He heard gasps and excited laughs when they got closer to them, surely focusing the camera on them. Taehyung smiled at him as he crashed their lips together, Jungkook lifted his hand to cup Taehyung’s cheek as Taehyung’s hands moved to his hips. It was a single kiss, long, and innocent, as if a finalisation for their moving on to a new era in their relationship. Now they could share it with the fans they cared about just as much as each other.

There were cheers in the room when they pulled away, bye’s being said in a flurry of screams and squeals. Jungkook smiled so wide he didn’t think his cheekbones have ever hurt so bad. He and Taehyung waved their goodbyes to the audience as Hoseok turned off the camera.

“Come on, Love Birds, we’re going over to the building to have a party for you guys,” Yoongi said unenthusiastically, though the smile on his face was a giveaway to his emotions.

“Thank you, guys, really,” Taehyung said, looking only at Jungkook, smiling widely with his teeth on show. He let go of Jungkook’s waist to hold onto his shoulders again, pulling him into a kind of side hug, dragging him out of the room behind everyone.

“Thank you, for five years of happiness. I can’t wait for what we still have to come,” Taehyung said quietly, only for him to hear.

“I love you,” Jungkook told him. Even after five years of saying it, he never got tired of it.

“I love you, too, baby. Now let’s go be happy and get free food.” They both laughed on the way out of their dorm, and conversed all the way to their work building. Staff, idols, and friends were waiting for them, congratulating them with a rainbow cake (“We should just eat rainbow food all the time, it’s way better than regular food,” “babe, it still tastes the same,”).

And when they both were in bed that night, about to fall asleep, Taehyung got the brilliant idea to check their twitter.

“There’s a lot of positive comments, Kookie. I haven’t seen a bad one in ages,” Taehyung said, scrolling through.

“Let’s post a picture?” Jungkook proposed. Taehyung nodded.

They chose four pictures from different eras. One from debut, one from the school trilogy, one from HYYH, and one from Wings. Each picture was of them kissing. Showing the timeline of their relationship just seemed fitting, to close one era and begin another. Taehyung captioned the tweet with a heart, and posted. Now they just wait for the comments.

The comments were like watching a train wreck. They knew it could be bad, but they couldn’t look away. They couldn’t bring themselves to turn off their phones and go to sleep, too busy looking at comments on each platform they used.

Before deciding to turn his phone off, Jungkook took a picture of them right there. One of them looking, one of them kissing. He posted it, smiling to himself when it started getting likes and retweets. It was refreshing to be able to share this part of himself, not hide it away in his camera roll. Taehyung deserved better than to hide, and Jungkook was going to make sure that didn’t have to happen anymore. He clicked off his phone, leaving it next to the bed, and turned around to face Taehyung. They smiled at each other.

“I love you, Bunny. Forever.”

“I love you, too. Forever.”

anonymous asked:

ok but TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HARRY?? like the two of you are casually watching tv all snuggled up together and outa the blue y/n's just like "I bet I can turn you on" ONGDHJ

THATD BE GREAT OMG. ALSO DONT HATE ME ITS NOT EDITED AND ITS KINDA MESSY BUT

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“Bet I can turn you on.” Y/N glances up at Harry from where her head is snuggled cozily into the plushness of his thighs, the left corner of her mouth tilting up mischievously.

Harry looks down at her, the bright green of his eyes reflecting the images on the TV across from their spot on the couch. His eyebrows raise up slightly in challenge and he purses his lips into a cocky smirk. “I dunno, doll. Last time you tried something along those lines, you were the one that ended up begging for it.”

A tight huff leaves her lips as she sits up abruptly, the hand that he had been combing soothingly through her hair slipping out and falling limply into his lap. Harry lolls his head in her direction and she wants nothing more than to smack the arrogant grin off his face.

Her eyes narrow. “I won’t let it happen this time.”

He gives her a slow, effortless shrug, reaching up to run his long fingers through his short, messy hair. His remark is snippy and teasing, showing her that he sincerely believes she can’t get away with it. “Sure you won’t.”

Y/N pouts, climbing her way onto his lap to straddle him, sitting comfortably onto his thick thighs and forcing him to look at her. “I’m serious! I’ll win this time!”

“Sure you will.” Harry remarks flatly, loving how he’s managing to rile her up so easily. His large hands coast up her expose thighs (the fluffy, hot pink panda pajama shorts she’s wearing are absurdly adorable) and trail up her hips, dipping under the “Disneyland 60th Diamond Celebration” t-shirt that he had bought her when they’d vacationed in Florida during the summer. Her skin is soft and warm against his fingertips, contrasting the cold that filters around the house from the air conditioning.

“Love when you get all competitive. Y'look so cute when you glare at me like that,” he chuckles softly, pecking at the grouchy frown that plumps her rosy lips, “but we both know who would end up on top, pet. Same as last time, and the time before that. You can’t beat the reigning champion.”

“Doesn’t mean I won’t try,” she crosses her arms across her chest defiantly, arching up a single eyebrow and setting her expression into one of intense determination.

Harry simply shrugs again, leaning back against the sofa cushions and crossing his arms behind his head as he gives sigh, blinking at her nice and slow, taunting. He shifts his legs and she can feel that he doesn’t have any underwear on under the electric blue running shorts. “Knock yourself out.”

“Don’t mind if I do.”

Y/N takes his lack of briefs as an advantage, the absence of an extra layer meaning that anything she does will impact him more directly. She begins to rock back and forth against his crotch gently, using her knees to propel her motion. Her arms drape across his broad shoulders, fingers burying themselves within the short chestnut waves along the back of his head (his hair no longer curled do to how much had been snipped off). Her lips tickle down the slope of his jaw and down the center of his throat, where she sucks harshly on his Adam’s Apple.

“S'not workin’, baby. Gotta try harder than that.” Harry’s voice is deep and raspy, but Y/N hears the tiniest quiver edging into it.

She quickly grabs at the locks on the very top, pulling them back so that his head snaps back onto the couch cushion, where she holds all control over what he can and can’t see. Y/N presses sloppy kisses onto his chin and up to his temple, hearing his breathing start to catch. She presses her forehead to his so that their gazes are leveled, looking into the clear green sheen of his eyes as she begins to bounce against his now semi-hard cock.

“I’d say I’m doing pretty damn well,” The breath from Y/N’s words tickle Harry’s lips, their noses nudging as she speeds up her pace, swiveling her hips in small circles as she feels his fingers twitching against her waist.

“Not gonna give up that easy,” Harry grunts stubbornly, but his body tells a different story in the way his hips are subtly bucking up against her. His mouth falls open, shallow gasps filling the air around him as his eyes become half-lidded in pleasure.

“Oh, yeah?” Y/N proceeds to halt her humping, dropping one of her hands from where it grips his shoulder down to the elastic waist band of his mesh shorts and thrusting it inside. She fondles his warm balls, squeezing and massaging them roughly, reminiscing in the strangled squawk that lodges inside his throat. “How about now?”

Harry tries to jerk his head forward but she tightens her grip on his hair, keeping his head pressed against the couch. He feels uneasy since he can’t see what she is going to do to him next, the way she is now twisting at his prick causing him to buck and thrash against his seat. “No fair! You touched me directly! That’s cheating!”

He’s gasping out the words desperately, his thighs clamping around the fist she has him cupped inside, trying to regain his winning composure. Y/N keeps her forehead flushed against his, her lips nipping at his own as she smiles triumphantly, laughing almost maniacally.

“Oops,” she whispers, now fully stroking him, thumbing over his sticky tip, his warm shaft seeming to burn her fingertips. “Say that I’m the winner or I’ll make you come.”

Harry gets quite sensitive after he comes and it usually takes him about ten minutes to get enough stamina back to regain a fucking session, so he doesn’t like coming from handsies. He calls them “fake-gasms” because it’s not the genuine, classic orgasm that he could get from being inside Y/N.

“No! No, no– okay! Okay, you win! You win! Just s-stop!” He’s pawing blindly at the arm she has shoved down his pants, trying to get her out before he bursts.

Y/N releases him, drawing her wet finger out of his soaked shorts and wiping them off on the fabric of the outer part of his right leg while smiling giddily. She lets go of his hair, allowing him to crane his neck forward, working out a stiff kink as he rubs at his mildly aching shoulders.

“Fuck…” Harry swallows thickly, blinking slowly to try and anchor himself back into reality. His mind is groggy and his teeth feel fuzzy, his entire body having been on the edge of climax to only crash back down. Rather roughly, he might add.

“I win, you lose, meaning I get to pick your punishment.” Y/N claps her hands excitedly, bouncing against his thighs playfully, and he wonders how it is possible for a girl as endearingly childish as Y/N to switch into the dominant stance she had just been using.

“But you– you cheated!” He splutters, looking up at her with sweaty, furrowed brows and bated breathe.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Y/N states blankly, cupping his face in her smaller hands and kissing the very tip of his cold nose.

Harry sighs, giving up easily since he still feels too off-balance to argue his point. “Fine. What’ll it be, then?”

She gets up, heading towards the staircase and turning back just as she climbs onto the first step. “I’m going get some lube and that strap-on Niall bought us for Valentine’s Day.”

Harry makes an unmanly squeak, not sure if he is up for that type of exertion at the moment. “You’re kidding, right? It’s been months since we’ve done that, Y/N! I’m gonna need some time to stretch myself out and I feel better using the water-based lube– y'know, the one we ran out of the other day? I dunno if–”

“Start prepping. I’ll be back in a jiffy.” And with that, her quick steps fade into the second floor of their flat.

Fuck me,“ Harry huffs begrudgingly, flopping onto his stomach and pulling his knees up to his chest, sticking his bum up in the air. He hooks his thumbs into his shorts and pushes them down, the cold air making his skin crawl. He slowly circles a finger around his puckering hole, dipping just the tip in and wincing slightly at the sensation.

He can’t say he’s not excited, though. Y/N was really good at pegging him and as he gradually begins to loosen himself up, he anticipates something inside him. Y/N is taking longer than expected and he’s starting to become impatient so he takes it upon himself to naturally lube up somewhat, licking at his index finger and toying it inside his hole. He moans quietly, thighs clenching and back muscles going taut under his black t-shirt.

“You look really good like that,” A soft voice speaks up, causing him to scream out in alarm.

Harry looks under himself to see Y/N standing behind him with the leather strap on secured around her hips, the hot pink, sparkly dildo standing proudly erect and covered in a thick layer of glossy lube.

“You good?” She kneels behind him on the couch, thumbing carefully over his throbbing entrance.

He hums softly– almost a whimper– grabbing a couch pillow and biting into it for support. He feels Y/N’s clothed chest press against his back, peppering kisses along the back of his neck as comfort.

“Quick or slow?”

“Quick.” He breathes, gripping the cushion tighter.

“On three. One, two–”

Hips are thrust swiftly against his and he feels himself filling up to the brink. Harry isn’t kidding when he says that the scream he lets out could put a pornstar to shame.

Kept Hidden Part One

Title: Kept Hidden Part One

Pairing: Damian x Reader x Tim Drake

Words: 1097

Request: Hey! So I was wondering if you could do a Soulmate!Damian where the reader is a couple years older than him and dating Tim, amd is really kind and sweet and Damian doesn’t know why he likes them and then finds out they’re soulmates? And then maybe we see them in the future a bit together like after they’ve had/adopted their first kid? If not that’s fine, (also if u want a tumblr friend I gotchu).

Notes: Yikes, this is my first Imagine so I am nervous and sorry and omg I didn’t have anyone to edit. I hope it is what you wanted, if not I’ll redo it. I hope it’s okay that I’m doing this in two parts…the next part will be much better I promise.

Y/N= Your name

Y/C/E: Your color of eyes.

Extra Note: I made some changes, oops.

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Looking back at it he supposed it was obvious this whole time, but he couldn’t find it in himself to admit it. They were suppose to be the family of the greatest detectives, so how did not one of them figure it out?

“Tt” Damian scoffed, looking away from the seemingly happy couple across the dinner table. Y/N was over, again, to have dinner with the family. Normally Damian was oddly excited about this arrangement, but ever since he saw the mark on their shoulder all he could feel around her was irritation. Or maybe that was more towards the caffeine addict he referred to as Drake.

Looking up from his potatoes he saw Tim kiss their cheek, causing Y/N to turn a dark pink at the act of affection that no one else seemed to look at. The irritation seemed to grow at the sight as  he stabbed his potatoes with his fork.


It was definitely Drake.

“Damian, are you alright?” A soft voice laced with concern sounded, causing Damian to look up once more, only to see everyone looking at him with different expressions.

Father and Grayson looked confused, while Jason and Tim looked uninterested. Y/N was the only concerned looking one, staring at him with their wide eyes, waiting for a response.

Looking at Y/N he caught himself studying them a bit more than he would others, so instead of handling the situation like any other seventeen year old would do, he pushed his plate away and stood up abruptly.

“Of course I am, I’m going to finish homework.” He announced, walking out of the dining room. He could faintly hear Dick mumbling about how it was summer, and Tim comforting the same person who had been concerned and asked a simple question, who he basically snapped at.

The same person who had an identical mark to him on their shoulder that they  covered up with makeup so they wouldn’t break their boyfriend’s heart.

“Grayson, I am not in the mood for your antics today,” Damian snapped, removing his black headphones from his ears and placing them around his neck as he turned around. To his shock, it was Y/N, Tim’s significant other,  standing where he believed his brother was.

Apparently the shock showed on his face, because they giggled and took a step towards him, hugging themselves almost shyly, as if covering up,though he didn’t seem why. They were wearing simple workout attire, nothing to be embarrassed about.

“Sorry to sneak up on you, but Tim said I could use the treadmill down here whenever, so I came down.” They informed, biting their plump lower lip as they watched Damian for a reaction. After twelve seconds of Damian just staring at them with his normal hard stare they cleared her throat. “I can leave if you-”

“No, you’re fine, I was just thinking. The treadmill is over there, don’t trip.” He said, pointing to the left before he put his headphones back in and turned around.

Y/N watched him beat a bag for a few moments before they made their way to the machine, thinking about what had just happened.

The two of them were close enough, much to Tim’s dislike, but it probably had to do with the closeness in age. While Damian was seventeen, they  were nineteen and Tim was turning twenty-one soon.

Shaking their head as if to clear their thoughts Y/N started the treadmill  and started running, blocking everything else out as they focused on their workout.

Damian wasn’t that lucky, he maybe got a few hits in before he got distracted. From what, he wasn’t to sure but he did find himself flustered when he looked to the left.

Y/N was running on the treadmill, which was normal, but the thing that wasn’t was the fact they had taken their hoodie off and was just running in a black tank top.

Now, Damian had women, and some men falling at his feet, but for whatever reason he always found himself flustered around his brothers significant other

Never his finest moment.

The tank top wasn’t what had gotten his attention, though it was a close second. Instead, it was the dark, triangle shape on the top of their bare shoulder. It wasn’t the fact that it was a tattoo that bothered him, but more so the fact that it wasn’t.

He didn’t know much about the whole soul mate mark thing, his mother hated it and his father never spoke of it, so his only source of information was Dick. From what he could recall, it was a dark brown, and your soulmate would have the same exact mark in the same place as you.

Damian looked over at his shoulder to be sure, his eyes passing over all the light scars littering his body as he caught sight of it. He had the same mark in the same place as Y/N.

Tim’s significant other.

Clearing his throat, Damian took a few steps towards Y/N in hopes to clear this up, there must be a mistake right?

“Y/N” He called , them being one of the few he called by their first name. Due to the lack of headphones, they heard him right away and paused the machine, turning around and panting a bit before answering.

Their face was flushed red while their chest was rising and falling at a quick rate, and for some reason Damian had never saw someone more attractive.

“What’s up D?” they asked, standing taller and leaning against one of the rails of the treadmill. Damian crossed his arms as he thought about his next choice of words.

“Is that your mark? The soul mate one that people talk about?” He asked, gesturing towards their shoulder curiously.

Y/N’s eyebrows creased in confusion, following his gaze to look over their right shoulder before blushing a bit and not meeting his eyes, which caused Damian’s dark brows to raise.

“Um….yeah. I normally cover it up because I don’t really…believe in that stuff that…much.” they  trailed off, their Y/C/E’s landing on his bare shoulder as well. It seemed as if they stopped breathing for a few moments, the shock being too much.

“Good, neither do I.” Damian snapped, turning on his heel and walking out of their private gym and not once looking back. For whatever reason, he felt hurt that they didn’t believe it. So instead he left Y/N, alone and confused as he went to go wallow in his room alone.

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A/N: I haven’t wrote in a long time and am getting back into the swing of things, so I am a bit rusty and I am sorry.

a-chaosofbeauty  asked:

Thank you for answering my question, now I see Azazel in a whole new light! I was also wondering, am I the only one that noticed how funny it is that everywhere Azazel goes he leaves alot of feathers behind? Like the the scene when Rita and Rocky are using the brooms to clean away the black feathers and even in the hugging scene there are these feathers all around. I remember in the first Lucifer scene white feathers were also falling. Could it be related to their status as fallen angels?

I… never thought of it like that omg

Like, in S1, Azazel didn’t actually shed (er molt?) feathers like he does in S2 (maybe the stress in s2 is getting to him). In fact, you could hardly find any molten feathers in his scenes. This was the exact opposite of Lucifer.

Lucifer hardly moved at all yet his room was raining feathers - white feathers. At the time I just thought that was proof of how extra and dramatic Lucifer was; he was always in his room, so maybe he just got bored and like, ‘wth I have all these great powers so why don’t I waste them by creating a rain of shiny feathers that come out of nowhere.’

UM.

As for S2, I thought Azazel molting feathers was there as physical *proof* that he, *Azazel*, was there. Rita points out the red dragon, Nina looks on, the scene zoomed on black feathers before showing the whole room with Rita sweeping those black feathers, cut back to Nina; at least in that scene in ep2, I think those feathers function partly as a reminder for Nina, and partly to make Rocky looks cute and also to show that Rita’s so used to sweeping those feathers that it had become a routine that Rocky remembered - meaning Azazel’s a frequent visitor to Rita’s place. But then that’s not the only scene in ep2 where he molts.

Also, I notice he… molts… (why do I want to laugh every time I write this word, do i even use the right term, do angels molt like birds or do they *shed*???) when he was there as Azazel and not the Rag Demon? He mostly molts (?) in Rita’s place, after we know he’s visibly injured, so I start thinking that maybe it relates more to his body condition? Like, the more feathers he molts, the worse his actual injuries are. But this would be inconsistent with S1 where he was nearly dying by Beelzebub and yet left no feathers.

This was the only scene I found in S1 where he visibly left feathers, but considering he was run over by a carriage, it’s only to be expected for his wings to have some feathers torn (not molted). In fact, I’m surprised he didn’t break his wings bones there. Or maybe he did and Rita nursed them back off screen - he did get treated with bandages and all.

But I like your theory better! :D

Them having molten feathers bcs they’re fallen angels is such a novelty I’m in love *_____*

Angels have feathers wings like birds, but demons have slick-like wings like bats. It would mean fallen angels’ wings are kinda stuck halfway - like the wings are forever in the process of trying to be more like demons, while the body itself is actually trying hard to stay angel-shape - which is why even if they molt constantly, they never run out of feathers.

It’s… nice… how Azazel and Lucifer have such different ways of molting. This just mean the next time a fallen angel appears, we can ask the question: “on the scale of Azazel to Lucifer, how dramatic bad is your case of molting feathers?”

/is shot

(I really hope the next fallen angel who appears would be Arakiba, who fell around the same time as Azazel for nearly the same reason.  Need me some more hot buff demons bcs Dante’s buff but not hot)

EDITED may 9th:

mistressapocalypse pointed out that Azazel also shed/molt feathers in ep7

it’s better in gif form bcs somehow looking at it the feathers seemed to come out from the area around his waist/butt and not from his actual wings like wth man. So the loose feathers were actually only for dramatic effects and not bcs his wings got hurt/torn omg

"143" Ch.1

Title: 143

Ch.1

Pairings: EXO x Reader

Summary: With today’s perception of beauty, you are a 20 year old girl who lacks confidence. The situation doesn’t get better as you were selected to be the personal translator for EXO during their world tour. With these perfect boys around you, you have come to realized that you will never be capable to feel love from the opposite sex. You have come with good terms with the 12 EXO members , you being their friend and bringing them happiness when times are dark. However, everything changed when they see a side of you that not even yourself knew that existed. What happens when this tale of friendship starts to become a romantic novel?

Today was your first day working with the all sexy and perfect EXO members.

Excited? May be…

One last time looking at the mirror and seeing your face full of imperfections, your pale skin making them stand out more ,and lastly your nose. Disgusting. Trying to cover up with
make-up the bing pimple that you had on top of your lip and under the nose and discovering how unattractive you most look. Once again, looking back at those magazines, you wonder why you could’t be pretty or skinny like the models in those fashion magazines. You wished so hard, that every time it was your birthday you wished to be pretty.

That was your wish…to be anyone but yourself.


After putting make-up to look less “uglier” , you decided that you were ready for the day. Heading towards the SM building, with your suitcase ready to go.Once again people were staring at you. You perfectly knew why… Because of your ugly face.

This wans’t expected. At the age of 20 you expected to be living a happy life while having someone who loves you by your side. Truth to be told, you never had a boyfriend, nor you never will. Way too ugly for any boy to look at you.

The building was finally in front of you, and finally to end this…

You close your eyes, take a deep breath and fake a smile…like always.


“Well boys, this is _________, she will be our personal translator for our world tour”- as soon as you heard the manager said that you looked at the boys in front of you.

“Nice to meet all of you”- you calmly said while making a small reverence. All the EXO members where standing in front of you, quietly looking at you. You looked back at them and wonder…

How the heck can they be so damn perfect?!


“Well I believe we are ready, it might get late for our flight to Japan, so let’s hurry up, you guys can introduce later”- the manager interrupted, after checking that everything was ready for the third time, all the staff, including you, headed off to the airport.


The airport didn’t make you feel the least comfortable.


A lot of pretty Korean girls were there only to see the EXO members. All of them saying things like “omg, he is so cute” or “my oppa is so perfect!”, were the only thing that were on your ears. With the sight, you also wonder, how didn’t these boys had any girlfriends, it’s not like they were going to say no. Then you hear it again…

“Who is she? She is so ugly!”

“I am pretty sure she is part of the staff”

“Of course she needs to be ugly! If she weren’t, then the members might get distracted”

“I feel so sorry for her…”


You pretended not to care. But still the pain and embarrassment was there. Pain because of the comments and embarrassment because you were pretty sure that the EXO members could hear the comments too. You could’t wait to aboard the airplane.


Once inside the airplane you notice that there was no more seats left than the one next to the window of D.O and Chanyeol. Great…

Trying to not disturb as much and with a quiet “excuse me” you proceed to sit in the right side of the window with D.O and Chanyeol on your left. They both looked at you as if deciding to make conversation to be polite or no, and of course the second option was always better for them. Since you decided that as up to now, they would’t be needing your translations ability, you grabbed your blanket and went to sleep.

But oh lord, you didn’t want this to happen.

As you woke up, you notice that Do Kyung Soo was sleeping on your shoulder, while Chanyeol was doing the same thing to D.O. What a beautiful time for a picture. Even if you wanted to do it, you resisted as it would be weird and unprofessional of your side to do so. Instead you did something different. You pulled the blanket that you were using and cover up the boys with it.


“Thanks”

Your thoughts were interrupted as you looked up and the person sitting in front of you was no other than Oh Sehun.

“That’s usually my job, but I guess you can do that from now on”- Sehun said looking at you directly on the eyes.

“Oh, alright then”’

“ Oh Sehun is my name by the way”

“oh yeah, I already knew that”

“Oh, a fan, right ?”

“No, it’s part of my job to at least know all of your names”- you said with a little bit of sarcasm. To be honest, yes, you were a fan but that doesn’t mean that your job will be mixed with your personal life, right?

“True…oh by the way..umm sorry…”

“For what?”- you asked curiously.

“At the airport … They were saying some bad stuff about you…sorry you had to go trough that”

Now you were so embarrassed.

The problem wasn’t them. It was you for being so “ugly” that you called out everyone’s attention. You didn’t knew how to respond. Should you accept it? Or apologize too?

“Umm , no that’s alright , I am use to it by now”

Now you just didn’t feel embarrassed , you felt stupid too.

“Oh umm…”- Sehun began , but didn’t know how to respond. But suddenly Sehun’s attention was drawn towards your hand. You also looked at it for a moment.

Do Kyung Soo was holding your hand.


Surprised you went back to look at Oh Sehun who was giving you a smile and as he turned around, he said one last thing to you:


“Welcome to the family”

To be continued?


A/N: REQUEST ARE OPEN, ANY SHIPS,FANFICS,REACTIONS , ECT. JUST ASK ME

Also thanks for the 50 followers, and I know it might be late but, HAPPY EXO-L DAY!!!

If I see that this fanfic has enough support I will make the second part :)

AAAHHH ANON!!! THIS IS!! TOO SEXUAL!!

lmao let’s do it

S. Coups

  • daddy is gonna nut 
  • he would b very shook at first real life mr krabs and then gradually he’d turn into a red hot mush he can’t even talk
  • OR when you start dancing he’s like oohhyeaahh but then you do a step wrong and he’s like hUH gets up himself and 1ups u rip. now u r the mushy hot mess how the tables have TURNED SON
  • tbh afterwards it wouldn’t be a big deal

Originally posted by sassyminghao

i have been SAVING THIS GIF for a request like this lmaooooo i plan ahead B)

Jeonghan

  • would do his coil little smile u this little shit probably films it 
  • sometimes he adds the song to a playlist twice when you guys are alone “lets have fun and dance jagiya!11!!1!! oh wow! playboy by exo is playing!!!”
  • lowkey would brag about it to the boys bc lets be real he’s that kind of guy. but only to scoups and joshua bc the others are too young for SEXUAL CONTENT.
  • rip joshua and seungcheol. when they compliment u jeonghan gets mad, when they say they r uncomfortable jeonghan gets mad, when they dont comment at all jeonghan gETS MAD its a catch 22

Originally posted by infinitblaq


Joshua

  • i know that most people depict him as this holy catholic Jisoos but like! he is a boy! who would really really like! his girlfriend to! dance to playboy by exo! more often!
  • has a really big grin on this face and probably sings or claps along omgthismarshmallow 
  • but like one time it played in the car when you guys were w the other boys and they have never seen joshua move so fast to literally slam down on the radio button lmao you weren’t even doing anything but now this song makes him feel a certain way
  • has daydreams about it

Originally posted by jaemln


Jun

  • has no idea what’s happening? doesn’t even know that it’s playboy by exo? because he’s too busy looking at u :’)
  • he’s just watching at the start and then his pants get tight and he gets up to pin you against the wall and that’s all folks this is not an nsfw post no no but lowkey would feel you up and get really hot and bothered. do you guys have sex? probably
  • sexy dances all the time no, sexy dancing is your thing u guys r unstoppable no one wants to hang out with you guys anymore
  • but dont worry yall aint ott with the whole dirty dancing classy on the streets, nasty in the sheets

Originally posted by withjunhui


Hoshi

  • he’s actually so pure he would make the :o face and then he would make the face he makes when he watches other idols perform - you know the one
  • blushes a lot and probably wants to ask you to stop but it’s lowkey not even a sexy dance and he double thinks and then comes to a conclusion that he’s just a pervert like rip hoshi 2kSVT
  • he wouldn’t tell anyone about it bless his heart
  • next time you guys are hyped and dancing he’d probably play a shinee song and hope u dance to it the way you do to exo

Originally posted by svnteen-idiots


Wonwoo

  • leaves the room but comes back but goes to the bathroom and doesn’t come out for a very long time lmao
  • when he’s back your dancing to a different song but still dancing so he puts it back to playboy and youre like what ??? but this boy is like shrugshrug idk i like the song shrugshrugshrug
  • but youre tired so you take a seat and he’s lowkey salty that you’re not dancing
  • because he really wants to see it again but he doesn’t wanna seem like that guy so he holds it in and sheds a tear

Originally posted by jeonsquared


Woozi

  • stares the whole time kinda shamelessly but then when it’s over he looks away to hide his blush because he is a child inside
  • he probably swears a lot under his breath because he doesn’t want think of having sex w you bc he’s similar to wonwoo in the sense that he doesn’t want to seem like that guy
  • deletes playboy from his phone afterwards but then changes his mind and puts it back
  • considers writing a song with a similar mood because he is now digging this concept self-consciencely

Originally posted by 17-gif


DK

  • sunshine that doesn’t hide his emotions like thank god we have one son who can express his emotions shamelessly
  • ur number one fan “wooo!!1 shake it!! that’s it! you got this!! damn gguurrrlll!!!”
  • sings along to it but in an exaggerated hyper way although sometimes he’ll sing it in ways that make u melt while your dancing literally turns into some kind of angry memeing cause both of you are hyping each other up rip ur neighbours they just want one quiet night
  • the boys are scared to ride the same car as you two justin case playboy starts playing and that says a lot more than words can

Originally posted by 17-gif


Mingyu

  • you don’t know what you’re doing to him
  • he’s so excited like omg he’s the same as joshua as in he just wants you to sexy dance sometimes and he claps along
  • watches open mouthed but also a bit sheepishl. loves that it makes him feel scandalous lol
  • that one time someone actually walked in mingyu started screaming and standing and it literally scared the shit out of everyone because he’s a walking lamp post. really embarrassed about it and probably scarred and never wants to hear playboy again

Originally posted by seokmin---s

been saving this gif too

Minghao

  • rip minghao doesn’t know what hit him so he is in total shock mode this is not a drill you don’t even notice he’s in shock mode
  • My Story: My Girlfriend Was A Sexy Dancer In Her Previous Life???
  • im sorry but i cant see minghao 100% enjoying it because he’s pure and tries to hide behind something, like he’d catch himself enjoying it and just be like ohmygod i have lost touch with Jisoos (im sorry its just such a spendable joke)
  • jun probably tells him its okay to like it bc u look hot and minghao becomes thughao like bro thats my girl you cant say shes hot u pervert

Originally posted by performanceunit

that camera is the something he hides behind lmao

Seungkwan

  • like DK but toned down because he would be half terrified
  • not because it’s too sexy or he’s too turnt but that he immediately thinks HOW DO I TOP THAT because divaboo is just as sexy as u and can sing the song a whole octave higher
  • when he joins in you don’t laugh, i mean you laugh but in a relaly good way that makes him happy and it makes him like youu 100x more because you don’t judge him and you get his humour and at the same time you make him feel happy
  • hhhhhhhh i just want him to be happy and loved

Originally posted by s-lay-ing


Vernon

  • kinda like minghao he doesn’t know what to do
  • might started uncontrollably smiling because he’s kind of flustered and kind of happy and kind of embarrassed
  • mouths the lyrics to the song and doesn’t take his eyes off you + maybe films it
  • uses the video he filmed of you to make a lit edit and you’re waiting to see it but it’s a crack video because we can’t trust this meme i can’t trust him you shouldn’t trust him - with videos of you dancing that is

Originally posted by sneezes


Dino

  • this might count as nsfw so i won’t do him lmao
  • but im a shit so i’ll leave this because i can really see him saying this “oh my god, waaa, that’s my girl”

Originally posted by swagplusderp


lmao is this nsfw? no it’s not. but is it?
should just leave thesse to mod velvet lmao

mod kimchi!!

“Remembering This” - Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 1215

Warnings: Embarrassing parents, fluff :)

Plot: Sometimes the best things in life are the moments you don’t expect to happen… like meeting a cute boy in the rain under a yellow umbrella.

Author’s Note: Hey guys! This imagine is kind of based off of Ted and Tracy from How I Met Your Mother! I was watching the episode where Ted meets Tracy (the mom) for the first time and I was inspired to write an imagine based off of it. Whale, I hope y’all enjoy!!

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Tony Stark was, yet again, throwing another party in the Avengers tower. Although your parents worked as scientists in the tower, they had never attended a single party that Tony had hosted. Tonight, your parents decided to get out of the little hole in the wall (aka your apartment) and live a little.

“Come on, hun. You know what the kids say, “YOLO!” Your mother beamed, throwing a fist in the air while presenting the cheesiest smile you had ever seen.

“Alright, why not,” your father began, “It’s going to be so light!”

“Oh my god…” You sunk deep into your chair, wiping your eyes as you shook your head. “I can’t believe you guys are my parents.”

“You should come with us! You would love it, (Y/n)!” Your mother exclaimed, sitting down in the seat next to you, resting her head on your shoulder. “It’s amazing, and even though we don’t know Tony that well, we are sure he’ll love you!”

“Oh, he’ll definitely love her,” your father kissed you on your forehead, “maybe Stark would even offer you a job? Who knows-”

“Omg! And our baby could work with us-”

“WOAH,” you jumped out of the seat, “Slow ya roll. I’m not looking for a job right now, and if I go to the party tonight, will you stop smothering me?”

They both grinned and pulled you into the biggest, tightest hug you had ever received.

“We love you so much, sweet pea.”

“I love you guys too. But… I can’t breathe.”

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The Avengers tower was beautiful. It was easy to tell that this was a private party since there were no paparazzi and glamorous limousines swarming the area. Walking into the elevator, you felt a little overdressed. But when the elevator doors opened at the top floor and revealed a flock of well-dressed adults, that feeling quickly disappeared. Your parents bought you a beautiful, sapphire blue dress that was cut right below your knees. Your hair was tied up into a messy bun, you wore very little makeup and topped it off with a cherry colored lipstick. Everyone tends to wear heels or ballet flats to a “fancy schmancy” gathering like this, but you went with your exclusive, limited edition charcoal converse.

“So classy,” Your mom commented with a hint of sarcasm, acknowledging your outfit.

“What?” you asked, glancing down at yourself, “I think I look decent.”

“You look beautiful, (Y/n),” your dad added. “I just wish you would’ve chosen different shoes. You have plenty, but you still stick to the same plain, black converse- oh, hello there Tony!”

You laughed at your father, who you considered to be just like Doug from Up (he tends to get distracted really easy). Suddenly feeling someone’s presence behind you, you slowly turned around only to meet eyes with the Tony Stark.

“Hello there, Mr. and Mr.s (Y/l/n)! Thanks for stopping by. And you must be (Y/n),” Tony greeted, holding out his hand for you to shake.

“Wow. You are- you're… you’re Tony friggin Stark,” you babbled, struggling to find the right words to say. “Uh, yeah. I’m (Y/n), their awkward daughter who can’t seem to English and talks about herself in the third person when she’s nervous- oh my god, I am still talking,” you laughed nervously, looking down at the floor in embarrassment. You had always looked up to Tony Stark as a child, but you never thought you would ever meet him. Now, here you were, standing three feet away from him and you were babbling like an idiot.

“She’s a talker,” Tony chuckled as you gently shook his hand, “Lovely to meet you, (Y/n). Well, I’ve got some boring people over there waiting to talk to me about… well, something.”

You laughed. He seemed so nonchalant about everything, and he was humorous.

“Lovely to meet you too, Mr. Stark!” You raised your voice as he strode off to a small group of people. He turned around and gave a smirk, along with a salute.

Tonight was going to be interesting.

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As the clock struck 11:30 pm, you started to feel a bit lonely. Tony and your parents were the only people you knew there and they were busy. As you watched your parents slow dance, you glanced across the room and met eyes with a boy who looked your age. You flashed a smile and the boy stared in awe, which made you blush. He began to walk towards you, but Tony quickly pulled him aside and before you knew it: the boy was gone.

You told your parents you were leaving and made your way out of the tower. Rain poured outside, and you quickly grabbed your yellow umbrella and exited the building. The streets of New York were covered in puddles, which made your walk to the bus stop a little more fun. Every now and then you would jump in the gigantic puddles, water splashing onto your dress and spreading onto the sidewalk. Keeping ahold of your umbrella, you continued to mess around with the pools of water until you reached the bus stop.

Ten minutes went by, waiting under your yellow umbrella, blocked from the cold downpour that covered your surroundings. The rain and the city made you feel calm, like the world around you was carefree and all your troubles had left the earth. But a tap on your shoulder startled you and woke you from your thoughts.

“Excuse me!” The boy smiled nervously, running his hands through his wet, ruffled hair.

“Hi.”

“Were you at the party in the Avenger’s tower?”

“Yeah! Yeah, I was. Here, come under,” you said, placing the umbrella over his head. He chuckled and moved closed, thanking you in the process.

“I’m (Y/n), by the way,” you continued.

“I’m-I’m Peter. Parker, Peter Parker.”

“Nice to meet you,” you both said in sync, which made the two of you laugh.

“So, why were you at the party? If you don’t mind me asking?”

“My parents work as scientists at the tower, and they insisted I come,” you replied with a chuckle. Peter smiled, he could not get over how beautiful you looked. “What about you?”

“You could say I’m an intern… of sorts,” Peter stumbled over his words and nervously rubbed the back of his neck. You gave him a confused look and laughed once again.

Peter had charmed you with his alluring, warm chocolate eyes, and his adorably awkward personality. You felt your heart skip a beat every time he smiled, and your breath was taken away once he spoke. Sadly, the bus came around the corner and ruined the moment you two were sharing.  

“Well, that’s my ride,” you joked, gesturing to the bus as it slowly pulled up to the curb.

“Oh,” Peter sighed, his eyes focused on the floor. “Will I see you again?”

You smirked, “Definitely.” You quickly took out a pen from your bag, along with your bus money, and wrote your number on Peter’s arm. “Call me?”

Peter nodded as you capped the pen. Once you finished, you shoved the pen back in your bag and stepped onto the bus.

“Definitely,” Peter whispered, watching the bus slowly drive away.

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A Bad Connection || Tae || Pt. 1

Pt. 1 // Pt. 2 // Pt. 3 // Pt. 4 // Pt. 5 //

Word Count: 4985

Genre: fluff, romance, youtubers au

Summary: Childhood feuds are meant to remain as a memory, nothing to be taken too seriously. Unfortunately, you and Kim Taehyung aren’t that mature.


You hated when people asked what you did for a living. Your parents were slightly embarrassed but being the supportive people they were, openly and proudly told their friends that you were a “YouTuber”.

“A you tuber?” they’d ask politely, thinking they heard wrong.

Yes. A YouTuber.

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Asuma Kousuke’s Fan Meeting Event Report (1st day 1st session)

Hi again fellow fangirls!

Another story time from Felicia Angelika today! Thank you for always reading my gross fangirling babble experiences meeting my obsessions idols in Tokyo! (´∀`)♡

Yesterday (June 18th) and Today (June 19th), our angel Asuma Kousuke had his first fan meeting event! Well Kousuke himself didn’t call it a fan meeting event, he called this event “fan gratitude event” because he wanted to thank all of us, his fans ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱♡ this boy is just so sweet I can’t

I feel so blessed because I managed to take 3 tickets for me and my 2 other friends to go to the event!

The event was basically a talk event in which Kousuke answered lots of questions and tell us about things we didn’t know about him. Every session’s topic is different but if you’re curious about what did he talk about in the first session of the first day, please keep reading!  ♡

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