You curtsy back with a laugh before shaking your head. “What god awful thing did you do this time, Negan?”
“Ya know what, that fuckin’ hurts my fuckin’ feelin’s. Who the fuck says I did any-fuckin’-thing bad?”
“Beyond the shit-eating grin and bow?” He was too charming for his own good…for your own good as you grip the lapels of his jacket and let your lips brush his. “Give it up, big man, or I’ll have to get rough with ya.”
Negan’s pulls you up against his chest, his laugh shakes your bones, before his lips brand yours with a demanding kiss. When he pulls back you’re both breathless. “I got ya somethin’.”
“If you say your dick, I swear to god —” Another kiss stops you as he stuffs the gift into your hand. You break the kiss, look down in shock. “Oh my god!”
“Fuckin’ A,” he grins in pride. “Did fuckin’ good, didn’t I?”
You smile up at him. “Oh, you did very good.”
“Do I get fuckin’ prize?” He smirks, pressing into you.
“For this? Abso-fucking-lutely,” you grin, pressing back.
“Fan-fuckin’-tastic!” He cheers, before yanking the Twinkie from your hand. “This one’s mine,” he cheekily grins as he steps back, raising the treat high above your head to open it.
“Negan!” You scold, laughing as he stuffs it in his mouth.
“Fuck me hard, these’re fuckin’ amazin’,” Negan declares, eyes nearly rolling back, before smiling down at you. “The rest in the truck are all yours, beautiful.”
Requested by @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash for my 500 Followers celebration. Turned out cuter than I expected, but I couldn’t resist doing a bit of a throwback to my “Negan loves Twinkies” headcanon, lol! Hope you like it!!
I am back from the convention because I am an old lady who gets headaches very easily (and all the panels I was interested in happened during the AM hours) So! Here is my haul. As per usual, it’s mostly Undertale stuff.
What really should've been said during Draco's introduction
Hi my name is Draco Malfoy, and you seem like a kid who is completely deserving of my attention
our future is probably going to look like this
for our first year i'll tease and taunt the hell out of you because as an 11 year old that's a obviously show of affection
in the second year i'll probably get extremely jealous of the pact that you made Seeker and i'll want to fight you in every way possible so i'll force my dad to bribe the school to get me on the team along with new brooms to show off i'm better than you because i want your attention and acknowledgement of my existence
in the third year i'll piss off granger because she was talking to you and i wanted to talk to you and then you'll look at me for once. Then i'll piss off some griffin thing and get sliced up the arm. But i'll continue to wail about it whenever you're around so that damnit potter-LOOK AT ME
when we're fourth years I WILL DO THE MASS CHARMING OF BUTTONS THINGS TO GET PEOPLE TO WEAR THEM AROUND SCHOOL AND CONTINUE TO FLAUNT THE FACT THAT I MADE THEM SO THAT YOU'LL LOOK AT ME yes that's right potter you dickhead you're probably going to die in the tournament hahaha SHIT
i joined umbridge's fucking book club just so that i could stalk you and your friends places so i could get you in trouble. This will be year five.
During year six....you'll finally look at me potter. But you'll saw me at my weakest. Happy?
This last year we'll be in a war. You'll be on one side, i'll reluctantly be on the other. I'll have done all that i can and now you'll have seen me. You'll have seen the mess i'm to become. The mistakes that will forever haunt my life.
My logic for aces in LGBT+ is Cisgender and straight=no Cisgender and gay=yes Trans and straight=yes Trans and gay=yes bc I, a bisexual who just so happens to be ace, am not afraid of being hurt bc i dont like sex but bc i like both genders.
I have heard this argument before and tbh, it doesn’t really impact me much. If I’m being real I hold a LOT of resentment towards cis LGB. They have it so much better, are persecuted to an incredibly smaller degree, and hold far more privilege than I. They often are cruel and take what we (trans people) gave them for granted.
But I’m not arguing for separating them from the community. Because that’s what it is, a community. The kyriarchy affects lots of people, and a lot of them differently. When it comes to sexual and gender minority, I’m not going to kick someone out because they aren’t as terrified as me. Just because someone’s not scared to be in the streets doesn’t mean they aren’t persecuted. Oppression olympics as a qualifier for entry into the LGBT+ community creates more harm than it does good.
So if aces & aros tell me they’re being hurt and are part of a minority because they’re ace, I’m gonna listen. It’s what you do when someone comes to you with a concern, a fear. I may wonder about the aro cishet hookup I had, and if he’s *really* LGBT+, but at the end of the day, it’s not for me to decide. I’m not the one who wants help and community. And I’m sure not gonna deny someone who comes and says they want it.