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"I bought you a cat" Bucky

I gotta admit, I died laughing when I saw this.

Originally posted by itsjustmycrazyvibe

Bucky stared back and forth between you and the small plastic crate. He squinted his eyes and tilted his head in confusion.

“Why?” He asked blinking at you.

“I went to a shelter today to do some volunteer work and I met this little guy and he reminded me of you so I got him for you.” You smiled at him.

“A cat, reminded you of me?” He tilted his head the other direction.

“Yes, he’s anti-social just like you. You guys should get along great. I even bought you a litter box and toys!” You held up the plastic bag in your other hand.

You set the crate down and opened the door so Bucky’s new little furry friend could explore the room. He poked his little black head out and looked around before gingerly stepping one paw outside then darting under Bucky’s bed.

“See, he’s already making himself at home!” You took out the supplies and set everything up as Bucky just continued to stare at you. “Have fun you guys!”

- One Week Later -

“How’s the cat?” You looked at Bucky from across the counter before taking a sip of your coffee.

“His name is Sam.” He didn’t bother looking up at you.

“Why?” You tried to hold back a giggle.

“Because he’s an asshole.” Bucky replied.

Nat spit out her coffee all over Steve as you died laughing. Sam threw his hands in the air, clearly offended by Bucky’s statement. Bucky nonchalantly cleaned up his plate throwing it in the sink before walking off to his room, Sam right on his heels.

“That’s not cool man! You can’t do shit like that!” Sam yelled.

“I’m gonna train him to hunt Red Wing next!” That was the last thing you heard before Bucky’s bedroom door slammed shut.


okay but enj as a mechanic. he’s got a kid at home, the details are fuzzy but it was either adopt or give her to the jaws of the system, and we all know what he’s about.
he really likes hands on work, finishing a job, fixing things. not to mention there’s not much else for him to do, never having gone to college for lack of funds. he went to trade school early on, spurred by his parents, who were lovely people who wanted their son to be able to support himself. of course, even with a busy schedule he’s working himself hard to get some kind of college education, trying to be a perfect parent and making ends meet with work.

enter: grantaire. a mess. his car is a piece of shit. he’s a professor at a college in the city, on classics or greek or color theory or something, and he does. not. get. paid. enough. but he has time. he shows up to enjolrass work, harried, shirt untucked, tie untied, coffee in his hand and who knows how much more spilled on his interior. he’s weird. he’s nervous. he’s awful and sarcastic and he has a really nice smile. enjolras isn’t sure if he’s pissed off or smitten, but either way he starts working on his car. eventually, since he does need to commute and working on such a terrible car takes time and money, they start talking. they exchange numbers so enjolras can update him.

one day, everything goes wrong and enjolras has to bring his kid to the shop. he’s tired, he’s irritated, probably about to pass out, but lo and behold! grantaire appears with coffee. there’s a stilted exchange in which he figures out who on earth the child belongs too, but all is well because grantaire is the master babysitter. he gives sulking enj his coffee, and totally saves his day. once enj sees him being so good with his kid, some heartstrings get tugged, and by the end of it they’ve got a date planned and grantaire completely forgets he owns a car.

“” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The women of the League are teasing you about the love bites that litter your body….

I already kinda had the idea of doing a similar story on the women side…So here we go. Last time the guys of the League were mocking Bruce for the scratches on his back (you can read that here), now, it’s Batmom’s turn (though I feel it’s not as funny as the other, I tried something else you know, so that the stories wouldn’t be exactly the same, too similar and shit…erf, whatever, hope it’s kinda ok). Hope you’ll like it (insecuritiesoverloadbutitsok) 

WARNING FOR LANGAGE and slightly NSFW, just slightly. Also, my masterlist :


It wasn’t really part of your initial plan to shower at the same time than them. Bruce told you about his friends trying to tease him about the nail marks you left on his body after a heated night, and you were afraid that your girl friends would do the same, a bit paranoid about it really…

But then you thought about the fact that usually, women tended to be a bit more mature about that (maybe?), that they would probably behave and ignore the hundreds (literally) love bites on your body. 

Besides, there was only Diana, Zatanna and Dinah, surely, they wouldn’t say anything, after all, they were used to Bruce being affectionate towards you when he thought no one was watching, small love bites wouldn’t shock them or anything. They were your three best friends, they knew how to not intrude too much in your life. They would definitely not talk about the marks your husband left on your body. 

And oh you were so wrong. 

You were in your underwear when you started to notice their smirks, and the way they whispered in each other’s ears while looking at you. No…could it be ?

You turn around, and when Diana’s eyes go wide at the sight of the love bites on your front while Zatanna and Dinah just start laughing stupidly, you know you actually were right to “fear” a reaction from them. You roll your eyes and give them your best “really ?” facial expression before saying :

-Are you guys snickering like idiots because of the love bites ? 

Zatanna answers your question :

-No, we’re snickering like idiots because Bruce…

And then it happens. The worst pun you ever heard in your life (and you were used to Dick and Tim’s nerdy jokes). All three of them yell : 


Stun. That’s what you are. Wow. Even worst that the poor attempt from your male friend in the league to embarrass Bruce. An awful pun. 

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I Found - Leonard McCoy

Summary: Len is scared to lose any more people. based on the song i found by amber run

Prompt: bones imagine based on the song I Found by Amber Run? - @uhura-ny

Warnings: language, lil angsty

A/N: lil less than 2k words. one of my favorite people requested this piece. i was so happy when i finished writing it that i sent her 8 messages screaming about it. it’s a good piece, not exactly what was wanted, but i’m pretty satisfied with it! i obv had to add some jim to hold myself over. ENJOY and tell me what you think! 

A novice in the art of ignoring those on his mind, Leonard found it difficult to keep his mouth shut and in his most neutral scowl— especially when you were the one in question.

His palms were growing tired of his fingernails just as his teeth grew tired of being constantly gritted and he thought maybe his eyebrows would be stuck in a permanent furrow while his jaw would never come unclenched. He couldn’t stop, though.

He couldn’t just not dig his nails into his skin with enough force to draw blood— it kept him from reaching for you. It was compulsory that his teeth remained gritted with such strength— there was no chance any words meant for you could leave his lips that way. He absolutely needed to furrow his eyebrows, knit and screwed together— it prevented his eyes from softening for you.  And he knew there was no way he could ever unclench his aching jaw— it made sure to keep intact the slipping tension he so desperately needed to keep from sinking into you.

He didn’t dare forget about you, either. While he did his best to choke back the feelings that awoke for you just by the smell of your shampoo or the sound of your voice, he couldn’t afford to forget those feelings ever existed. They were a warning for him— a cautionary tale that laid before him the outcome of ever feeling that way again, the outcome of ever falling so hard again.

It wasn’t that he hadn’t tried. He’d actually tried so hard. He kept himself locked in the medbay, tied to his desk, drowned in a bottle of cheap bourbon. But that made it all worse— quitting you cold turkey just wasn’t an option.

He then resorted to limiting his exposure to you. Just lunch every afternoon! Sometimes dinner, usually breakfast. A little pop-in to see how you were fairing in the bowels of the Enterprise as Scotty’s favorite engineer beside himself. But that was it. No more than that.

He was rethinking things as he sat before you now, though. With the way your finger-mussed hair brushed against your cheekbones and your eyes sat widened in amusement, he needed to rethink things.

“— so they keep injuring themselves! Out of spite!” you said loudly as you laughed, waving your hand around so your water came dangerously close to sloshing over the rim of your glass. “Can you imagine having such little regard for your superior officer that you’re willing to risk knocking your teeth out?”

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( adm: hey guys!! This is a little something I did to thank you so much for your support!!! When I reached 600 followers a while back, I gave Loup a new design and promised to upload Iggy’s and Igor’s new designs too, but I never got to do it. Now that I don’t have my laptop with me for the time being, I can’t do my work. Since all I can do is wait for it to get fixed, I got some free time so I decided to finally draw new designs for the three of them! I took the opportunity to change Loup’s look again, and while it didn’t turn out exactly how I expected it to, I still see potential to perfect it.

This new look of theirs isn’t just for show, though!! These are the outfits they will be using in the sequel!! I’d also like to say that America, China, the Axis, Canada, Prussia and a few other characters have already got their own 2P design now! I’ve been working pretty hard on the story and character designs for some time, and everything is progressing really well. I’m almost done planning out the entire step by step of the game. All I need is to have time to do the coding, mapping and art. This is not confirmed yet, but depending on how things go, I might try to add animated scenes in the game as well!! I still haven’t decided on a name for it yet, but Please look forward to the sequel!!)


Manny and Otto arrive at the shop an hour later. Manny looks at his son and sucks his teeth in annoyance.

Manny angry: You getting high when we have important things to discuss?

Remy: I can discuss.

Manny: Yeah? You can discuss? How about you discuss why Otto and I have to keep calling you over here when you should be showing up here on your own? You know there’s work to do.

Remy: I work when I want to work. I told Uncle Otto that from the start. And now I’m telling YOU that. I’m not getting my hands bloody no more except for taking care of Steven Brandt. You want me to rough up a few people, fine. But I’m not doing what I did to that other guy.

Manny snaps: You do what I gotdamn tell you to do, Remy. Living with Nico got you on some high and mighty sh*t. Otto and I agreed to help you with that millionaire in exchange for you learning this business.

Remy: What’s to learn? You beat the sh*t outta people that don’t pay you.  Or you kill them. There’s no f*cking science to that. Anyway, I’m here to tell you I found a way in to the Christmas gala. I need for you to help me clean up after I’m done with the millionaire.

Manny quietly: Who you talking so disrespectfully to, Remy? I know it’s not me.

Remy: F*ck you, Manny. I’m sick of you. I’m out. Call me when you and Uncle Otto tell me how you’re going to get rid of Steven Brandt’s body for me after I kill him.

ID #79786

Name: Emily
Age: 17
Country: USA

Hey guys!
My name’s Ems! I’m 17 and I’m from the USA, very pansexual and a bit tomboyish. I’m a Taurus/Slytherin/ISTP.

My schedule revolves around my work, school and volleyball practice. I have a keen interest in anime/manga, drama, photos/aesthetics, writing (I got some stuff published! Very proud!), drawing traditionally, self-teaching and video games!

I’m currently learning four languages, Korean, Japanese, French and I’m getting back in touch with my roots and refining my Spanish! I’ve also been learning the “coding languages” of Java and Python for about three years now!

I’m very willing to do any kind of communication, but I think snail mail would be really nice so I’m hoping for that! I could even send pictures I take every once in a while if that’d be fine! I just really want to be there to hear about people’s days, I’m a good listener and a good talker!

Honestly though in all seriousness, I’m down to talk about anime to conspiracy theories to urban legends to how great the universe is.

Also sorry for all the exclamation points. Lo siento.

Preferences: I don’t really have any but probably anyone near my age, so (15-19) seems good to be. Just don’t be racist, sexist or LGBTQ-phobic, ya dig?



So, this is what I have been drawing all day today instead of drawing the stuff I had planned on working on :D oh well, at least I got some skeleton anatomy practice which is pretty good to do, because I know shit about it! pretty happy with the anatomy of the middle picture~

All is based on some of my favourite scenes in the new chapter of Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady which you can read HERE by @tyranttortoise because that fic is so damn awesome and I just love it so just go read it damn it!

The fish in Paps ribcage is kind of sexy (????)

I hope you’re happy @tyranttortoise, you did after all warn me there would be a Papy wearing a bikini top, so I should have know it would come to this <:


Im working on the blueprints for my new snake enclosures and trying to decide what to do about them.

Harvey’s new habitat which will reside in my closet is going to be 7 ft x 2 ft x 5 ft. Weve got some of the materials ready i just have to go buy some plywood and we can begin.

The ball python enclosures are really frustrating me though. I only have 4 ft x 8 ft melamine sheets available but the back panel has to be 6 ft 2.25 inches by 5 ft 1.5 inches. Sooo then my only options would be… going a foot smaller or… splicing pieces together somehow that isnt ugly and is functional.

Finally, i have plans to make the xmas tree bin rack easier to care for. As of right now i have to pull the whole tub all the way out, take the lid off, and then have access to the inside. This is reeeeaalllyyy annoying. The problem im running into is the lids add an extra few inches to climbing height, so if i make the tub part flush with the rack and where the lid would sit ive effectively cut off a few inches of climbing. However if i can somehow make a drop down door type thing i might be able to give them another foot of climbing space but… idk its gonna require way more thought.

NCT-127/U Reaction To Ending Up With Feelings For Their Partner On We Got Married They Used To Dislike

Leaving out Mark and Haechan bc they’re kinda young to be on the show, i don’t know much about it but from the basic premise it doesn’t seem like a show they’d be on at their age.

Taeil would probably take some time to think about his feelings and work out how he felt to you, conflicted as to whether he should do anything. He probably would spend time enjoying being with you on the show, gradually getting used to you and getting used to being ‘married’. When you were finished filming, he might try and keep a friendship going with you, hoping to eventually ask you out.

Originally posted by nctinfo

He wouldn’t be rude to you, staying respectful and friendly, if a bit shy. He might try and keep his distance a bit though, confused by his feelings, and I can’t see him asking you out unless he really liked you do to the conflicting feelings and not wanting to do anything so early in his career, especially as he’s already had scandals and such.

Originally posted by nctmark

Johnny would probably try and act confident, starting to warm up to you and trying to make you laugh whenever he could. He’d probably enjoy his time with you on the show and use it to sort out his feelings and work out if he wanted a relationship with you, and try to maintain a friendship with you after the show no matter what he decided.

Originally posted by nctinfo

He would likely turn up the charm and be extra nice to you, recognising his feelings and enjoying his time with you on the show. He seems more likely to ask you out after the show, and even if you rejected him try to keep up a friendship.

Originally posted by chocosicheng

I can see Doyoung getting shyer with you once he started to like you, maybe a bit angry at himself for developing feelings, and might try to distance himself a little as he was worried about his career. After finishing filming however, he might try to continue a friendship and let it develop naturally, but wouldn’t want to push things too far.

Originally posted by taetohan

Since he’s so friendly I can’t see him disliking you to begin with, and even if he did, would still try to act friendly with you and bear through his feelings. Once he started to like you, he would get a bit shy at first, but would put in the extra effort to make you smile and keep you happy, having fun with you and putting effort to maintain a good friendship after the show, maybe wanting to do collaborations if he could, just to spend extra time with you.

Originally posted by tenchittaphonsnose

Jaehyun would be polite even if he didn’t like you, but upon developing feelings would start to warm up and open up to you, developing a friendship and wanting you to feel comfortable around him. Since he’s also quite young and early in his career, I don’t think he’d ask you out, but would try to maintain a friendship that could develop if he still had feelings for you as he got older.

Originally posted by kaepop-trash

I can’t see WinWin acting on his feelings, and would likely act a bit shy with you on the show, being particularly careful and such once he realised he liked you. He’d probably try to distance himself from you after the show, scared by his feelings and worried that you’d picked up that at first he didn’t like you and wouldn’t like him either.

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts

Imagine having a drink with Two-Face and meeting the other rogues

Originally posted by canonspngifs

Originally posted by baskervilleshund

Originally posted by rottendaisy

You had no idea how you got into the Iceberg Lounge but there you were sat on a bar stool, alone, drink in hand. You seemed to blend in well despite the rather spontaneous idea. You just needed some time away from your seemingly endless work.

You didn’t look up from your drink as a tall, bulky man made his his way to your side. “Is this seat taken?” His gruff voice asked. You shook your head, gesturing for him to take it. 
“Whiskey” He said to the bartender before looking back at you. “Now, what are you doing here kid?”
“…having a drink.”
“Students are a rare sight in the lounge.”
“How did you-”
“You pick up on certain things with what i used to do.”
“What did you-” You looked up and gasped. You saw him on the news frequently. He was Harvey Dent, now more commonly known as ‘Two-Face’.
“Easy, kid. You don’t wanna make a scene here. Especially, since you shouldn’t be here.”
You looked pretty shaken, you couldn’t find the words to speak yet Two-Face did nothing. He just sat there taking his eyes from you to take a swig of his drink.

“Well, looky here.” You stiffened hearing a different kind of voice. “Got a little sneak eh?”
“Oh leave it, Cobblepot.” Two-Face said flatly. “I’ll take responsibility for this one.”
“Oh is that so?” Penguin sneered.
“Yeah.” Two-Face’s expression turned dark. “It is.”
“Fine!” Penguin surrendered. “Your responsibility, anything goes to shit and it’s on you.”
Two-Face didn’t respond, instead he took a another swig. 
Penguin quickly added how their associates were waiting on him before making his way through the sea of people behind you.
“Associates? Does he mean…?” You trailed off and he nodded. “Why did you stop him?” 
“You’re young kid.” Two-Face said. “I was once a student too.” He raised his glass. “As the young generation would say nowadays, ‘the struggle is real’.” 
Amen.” You nodded knowingly in agreement, clinking your glass with his.
“I wouldn’t worry too much, you’re a smart kid.”
“…How did you-?”
“The books in your bag.” 
You eyed your bag that had a few, but by no means light, textbooks as well as a book for your own enjoyment. 
“Tell you what, how about i introduce you?”
“To who? Your friends?”
He chuckled. “That’s a stretch but i suppose you could call them that.
“I don’t think they’d want-”
“Psht, believe it or not, with a few drinks they are quite an open bunch. I have a feeling Nygma and Crane would love you.”
Two-Face ordered himself another drink before buying you one too despite your protests that you could pay for yourself.
You lifted the bag over your shoulder, wincing at the dull pain returning to your shoulder.

Two-Face took both of your drinks and nodded for you to follow him. You did so and you saw them all there in a booth. Joker, Riddler, Scarecrow, Penguin and Poison Ivy. Dent placed the glasses on the table and sat beside Ivy shuffling over and patting the end seat. You moved your bag under the table and sat down, holding your drink.
“Cobblepot gave this one shit for sneaking in.”
“Really?” Ivy said in disapproval. “They came alone and you are concerned of trouble?”
“Don’t want no habits of trespassing around ‘ere!” Penguin snapped.
“We saw you come in.” Scarecrow told you. “You snuck in the same time we arrived.”
You blushed in embarrassment.
“Least the kid’s livin’ a little.” Joker grinned at you and you smiled shyly in response.
“They’re a student.” Two-Face nodded to you.
“Oh?” Edward perked up.
“What do you study?” Jonathan asked. 
“Psychology.” You smiled.
Jonathan smiled in pride and raised his glass to you before taking a sip. “Best way to go.”
Edward scoffed. “Because clearly you’re the prime example.”
“Any theorist you don’t like?”
“Freud, definitely.” You said eyes wide. “Like i get how much input he made to our knowledge today but you can’t deny he was a little…weird.”
“Ahh, Sigmund Freud.” Jonathan said in thought. “One of many children and was the favourite child due to foreseen impacts.” 
“He got his own room and his sister had to give up her piano so he could concentrate. He also learned several languages when he was younger.”
“Quit speakin’ gibberish!” Joker said loudly.
“What you two on about?” Penguin scowled.
“Oh come on, I don’t care for psychology and I still know who Sigmund Freud is.” Nygma said as he shook his head.
Jonathan ignored them, his attention fully invested on you. “Have you done your exams yet?”
“No -still got an essay before my finals.” You said in dismay. “That’s why i came here, my brain was about to explode if I spent another minute working on it. It’s driving me mad.”
“Yeah…” You trailed off.
“I could always help you if you wish?”
“Would you!?” You said suddenly excited, maybe the universe was on your side.
Jonathan seemed pretty enthusiastic about helping you, his smile growing.
“Bet your glad you came now.” Two-Face smiled into his glass.
“What topics?” Jonathan said moving closer to the table.
“I’ll show you!” You grabbed your bag and grabbed your textbooks.
“They arrive to get a break and you swoop them back in.” Edward tutted.
“They aren’t complaining!” Jonathan snapped at him and taking the books you had slid across the table. Luckily you had post-it tabs directing you. He smiled slightly to see the effort you clearly put in. You had lightly scrawled in pencil your analysis as well as underlining various places. “You’ve definitely got the hang of it.” he nodded, turning the page. “I can certainly help you iron out the edges.”
You smiled in gratitude. “Really? Thank you!”
Jonathan nodded, grabbing a napkin. “You keep this to yourself and i won’t hunt you down.” He smiled slightly and slid the napkin across the table to you.
“Your number?”
Jonathan nodded. “I mean it, that’s my personal phone, you give my number to the bat or whatever and i’ll hunt you down.”
“I promise i won’t tell a soul.” You grinned.

“Sorry, i snuck in. I won’t do it again.” You said at the door to the Iceberg Lounge.
Penguin shrugged. “No harm done, just don’t make a habit of it. Not everyone is as generous as us.”
“Pardon me but…you’ve all been nice to me. You’re not like how the news make you out to be.”
“Oh, we are. We are very much the monsters we are made out to be. You caught us in a good mood. However, I will say that we can be very approachable.”
You nodded. “Thank you, Mr Cobblepot. Really, thank you.”
“You sure you won’t need a cab?”
“Nah. My place isn’t too far from here.”
“Then i’ll see you around. Good luck with school.”
“Thank you.” You nodded before walking off, offering a wave.

You kicked off your shoes when you got back home. You were quick to save the Scarecrows number and you quickly turned on the TV. It changed to some movie. You relaxed under the soft lights of your apartment, snuggling into your couch. You decided to text Jonathan so he’d have your contact.
Hi Dr Crane, thanks offering to help me. I really appreciate it. It was nice to meet you today! -(Y/N)
Half an hour later your phone vibrated with the alert of a text.
Hello (Y/N), it was a pleasure to meet you too. It isn’t a bother, i shall let you know when i’m free. -JC

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(ok i just got home from work and saw you stalk my blog. crash into the inbox head first, blow it up with TNT if you want. give me something to do to distract me from my boring home life. i am so happy you like it i was really worried i'd get hate for some reason but so far everything is going good)

No doll, i love it!!!
It’s so unique!! And cute!! Everyone go follow!!!

The Capp family was a collection of extraordinary ambitious people. Regan and her husband Cornwall were no exception. They both worked at the pub of Regan’s sister, Goneril, in Pleasantview and were striving to help build the family’s wealth. Consistent with the old saying “a healthy mind in a healthy body”, they got up well before sunrise to do some yoga in their garden.

To a distant observer, Regan and Cornwall’s relationship might have looked unaffectionate – and to some extent, it was. There was no romance in the way they treated each other - no wild passion, no flowers to Valentine’s Day, no loving words.

Truth was, both of them had ulterior motives to marry each other. Cornwall was attracted to the name Capp and the wealth that came with it. When he was offered a position in one of the Capp’s businesses, he instantly accepted.  Regan, too, thought of Cornwall more as a business partner than a husband. She was happy to find a man who was uncomplicated, supported her goals and – when needed – submitted to her will.

While there was no love in the narrower sense, there was mutual respect and commitment. Regan and Cornwall truly saw each other as a team – and as such, they worked together well.

Days at the Capp estate could have been quite harmonic – if it wasn’t for Kent, Regan’s brother.

anonymous asked:

I don't have a cold, but I've had a sinus headache for like a week now which makes work 10x worse than it already is and I don't feel like editing or doing much at all so yeah. I feel like we all got hit by some random plague, but with different sicknesses haha

Oh geez I had a sinus ache once - felt like someone had punched me repeatedly in the jaw. Welcome to the SIF Alliance.

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[Outofcrimson:] GUYS!!!! I’m not that great okay lol or at least I don’t think so??? Well thank you so much for all the love and work? This list will be updated often since I got some requests. I’ll take some time to make this but don’t worry I’ll send them to you when finished. 

If you want one LIKE THIS POST —–> XXX

  • @crcwnedlion ( Gilgamesh + Gilgamesh and Ai) - Something soft I hope lol 
  • @puppcteer ( Nico + Nico/Ai + Maxie/Ai + Maxie) - Cutie and the cuties
  • @daturida ( Furuta + Futura/Ai  - If I come with a good idea?) - My dam big challenge. 
  • @eiennoserien ( Tohru Tohru/Ai if I come with a good idea) - I foreseen something cute
  • @episentre ( Suzako + Suzako/Ai) - The supernatural awaits for them. 

So thanks to a random astral (and physical space – don’t fucking attack my clients because you want to attack me thank you very much)attack today while I was at work, I actually ended up like…SUPER healed. So basically now all I need to do is set up my Storenvy and get going and I’ll be open for divination and other witchy services! I’ve got prices figured out too, so honestly as soon as I open the shop y’all will have some great things to choose from!