they gave up before they even started

Touched by his courage displayed by his stage accident, you lean in for a kiss. The connection was gentle, but he gave you a flicker of a tongue before long. You notice you’re starting to sweat and shiver. You pull away as he stays stiffly in place. There’s a thin red beard hair stuck between your teeth. You try to pick it out for an irritating amount of time as Ed stares at you, unblinking, motionless and rigid like a mannequin. That devotion makes you even more flustered. Managing to pick the hair out of your mouth, you look up to see him naked with his full 3.4″ girth awaiting you. You lean in, blushing and expecting the worst. Unfortunately you smel


How to cheat in chess by Artemis Trevelyan

I cannot think of any better ways to cheat in chess. Like how?? Do you slide in extra pieces onto the board?? My inquisitor and I are kinda dumb at this game, so this is the only trick we can think of haha

Today I wore my Winchester Bros t-shirt and my KAZ 2Y5 necklace, both of which I got at NJCon this year and which I was wearing for the first time. I knew Jared and Gen were in NYC and I was walking to the bus home, texting my friend jokingly that I was keeping an eye out for them. Two minutes after, I look up and I saw something familiar. A split second later I recognized who it was, and my legs legitimately turned to jelly and my heart felt like it had stopped. He noticed me before I even started walking up to him, and pointed at my t-shirt and gave me this big grin and said “Hey! Like your shirt!” And I said “Thank you!” and asked if we could take a photo. Gen smiled and offered to take it for me, and I asked her if she could be in it too, and she said “Sure!” I took out my phone and opened the camera, and Jared reached out and took my phone, saying with a little smile, “Here, let me take it. I’ve got longer arms!” And I said “Yeah, good idea. I’m too short.” And we took the photo and he said “Is that good?” And I said “Yes thank you!” He complimented my t-shirt again, and then noticed my necklace and said he liked it too. I told him “I just got them! At NJcon on Friday!” And he gave a huge smile and said “Oh cool! What’s your name?” I said “My name’s Tova!” And he said “Nice to meet you Tova, I’m Jared and this is Gen” and I replied “Oh, wow yeah, I totally didn’t know that” to which he started laughing, and as they walked away I told them I hope they have a good time in NYC, and they both smiled gently at me and walked away.

….I don’t think I’ll forget this for as long as I live.

things mickey milkovich did for ian gallager:
-gave him kash’s gun back
-stopped robbing the kash and grab
-met him at the kash and grab when he was upset
-got shot bc his ex was a jealous lunatic
-shared cigarettes and beer w him
-didn’t kill his dad even though it put mickey’s own life in grave danger
-beat up anyone who he was sleeping w
-“missed ya”
-helped him intimidate a pedophile
-waited on him before starting to run from the cops
-helped him train for ROTC
-helped him rob a house
-kissed him just because he asked for it
-got shot AGAIN
-let him stay at mickey’s house when he was in a group home
-made him pizza rolls
-had a movie and beer date night
-jumped on terry’s back to protect him
-got pistol whipped
-got raped
-“just because im getting hitched doesn’t mean we can’t still bang”
-got married to protect them both
-tried to talk him out of joining the army
-cried for him
-hunted him down in a gay club
-“if you don’t wanna hang out with me, that’s fine”
-told him to call his family
-helped him sober up
-went looking for him after svetlana chased him out
-sucked his dick whenever he asked
-made him coffee
-gave him money for breakfast
-contributed to the gallagher household
-“he’s fucking family”
-“he’s staying here. he’s staying with me.”
-stopped him from killing someone
-helped him frame that pastor
-tried to get him to get help
-“im worried about you. i love you.”
-visited him in the hospital
-“sorry im late”
-“he’s got me”
-“take your meds bitch”
-agreed to take him on a date
-fought an army guard and only stopped when they drew their guns
-talked to the army so he could come home and not go to prison
-ran a hundred miles an hour to his house when he called and said he was home
-went to prison
-got a tattoo of his name
-broke out of prison just to be with him

things ian gallagher did for mickey milkovich:
-brought him pain and suffering

DnD This 4

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“So Agreste!” Kim asked Adrien as they all began to pack up their DnD gear before the next session. “You and Chloé seem to have the night planned, what’s next?”

“I was thinking I’d order pizza–”

“Adrikins you know I hate pizza!” Chloé interrupted Adrien.

“That’s a bold lie, even coming from you Chlo, considering how you love Marchello’s.”

“Gifts from god are not the same as grease circles.” Chloé defended as if she had made a point. Adrien gave a snort of laughter.

“Anyway, while we’d wait for them to arrive go to the palor to start a movie or two? Or we could always go to my room there’s a lot of games there?”

Ivan looked up from his tablet, his eyes shining at the mention of different parts of the mansion. “Is it true you have the most beautiful bathhouse in all Paris?”

“That is a strange thing to ask? I mean I think it’s alright but we don’t use it much after….” Adrien paused but before anyone could say anything, “How’d you even know about it, Ivan?”

“My mother is an architecture. She specializes in bathhouses and even if she didn’t,  your house in general is practically a legend in her circles. In fact did you know–”  Ivan looked as if he was about to give an entire introspection to Adrien’s entire house, before Myélene rested a hand on his arm. “I’ll tell you later.”

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namjoon was so close to yoongi in that vid and looked like he wanted to do something but then he just gave in and hugged him, and even that caught me off guard. and also the fact yoongi only started to cry during their speech was bc he saw namjoon, he also cried with namjoon before wings came out, just talking about trainee life. they’ve been thru it all together and that makes me cRY

Just a lil something for Halloween

Ever since John and Sherlock finally started dating, they did almost everything together. Some things they do now are things they never even did on their own before they got together.

Sherlock used to hate Halloween; the reason he gave John was that he found it to be preposterous, asking strangers for candy dressed up in ridiculous outfits. But John, seeing a small emotion flicker across Sherlock’s face, asked Mycroft about it one day.

Mycroft told him that when they were little, they had a dog - one that Sherlock could not be separated from. Every Halloween, Sherlock would dress them up as pirates, and then Mycroft would take them trick-or-treating. But then something happened, and Redbeard was found dead in their front yard.

Sherlock stopped celebrating any and all holidays from then on - even his own birthday.

That is, up until he met John.

John brought happiness back into his life - happiness he had long forgotten about since his childhood.

Everyone around them could see that Sherlock was more content than when they first met him, and they couldn’t be happier for him.

“Sherlock, are you ready? The Halloween party starts in twenty minutes.”

“Yes, yes, I’m coming.”

John stood in the living room, dressed in his old uniform. He had it, so he might as well be what he once was.

“Well, don’t you look …” John couldn’t find the right word. Adorable, he thought.

Sherlock looked himself over and frowned. “It looks ridiculous, doesn’t it?”

John grinned and shook his head in the negative. “No, love, you look great.”

Sherlock moved to stand in front of the mirror hung above their chairs. He adjusted his pirate hat and fake parrot, grinning a little at the old memories this brought back.

John moved to stand beside him and took his hand, leading them out of the flat. “Lestrade and the others are already there.”

They made their way to Bart’s Hospital, grinning at each other in the back of the taxi the entire ride there.

“I love you.”

John squeezed Sherlock’s hand gently. “I love you, too.”

Once they arrived, they re-adjusted their costumes and headed inside.

“Now,” Sherlock said. “Let’s go get some candy.”

John shook his head and chuckled. “You and your sweet tooth.”

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In my first Rob photo op we were standing too far to the left so I got another one.
I was one of Rob’s last ops and when I walked up to him I honestly just froze. He immediately held my hands and I just said “I’m so sorry, but I just had to tell you how much you’ve helped me.” And before I could even get the sentence out I just started crying. He gave me a hug and he said “It’s okay, it’s okay, thank you so much.” And he hugged me again and again. I don’t think they minded too much only because we were the last ones. We posed for the picture and it took Chris a minute to take it so Rob and I just started laughing. I couldn’t help but apologize again and again. I said “Thank you so much for everything you do, I’m so sorry.” And he hugged me and thanked me (???) and before turning to walk away Chris said “Wait, were going to take another.” And Rob pulled me close, we took the picture and he gave me another tight hug.
I cried for the next twenty minutes nonstop.

You Again (Bruce Wayne x Reader)

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AN: I can’t deal with them why am I so full of drama and WOW I REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO END FICS WTFFFF

You had lost count of how many days you had been stuck in this little warehouse base. You were going stir crazy and everyone, and by everyone you mean Bruce (mostly) and Clark (partially), denying you the right to leave. It caused arguments and you gave up before it became a screaming match. You were told “it’s for your own protection”, and “we don’t know the threat level yet” and you felt as if you were dying.

You could not take another day like this.

The hushed conversations started one Tuesday evening when you entered the room, and Bruce made Diana stop in her tracks. You didn’t acknowledge them and instead grabbed a bottle of water and headed back to your room. As soon as you rounded the corner they began talking again and you grumbled to yourself, passing Clark in silence as he headed for the main room.

That night, you snuck out as quiet as possible to the main room, which is hard to do with Clark and his super hearing, but if you remembered right - he could be a heavy sleeper. You prayed tonight was one of those nights. You tip toed to the main computer and settled into the chair, the light flickering on and you cracked your fingers.

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Sorry to break it to you, but Sasuke and Naruto already had a connection years before Sasuke even acknowledged Sakura’s existence. Their connection was genuine and they actually gave a shit about each other, it was never based on popularity or looks. NARUTO was the one who actually considered Sasuke as a human being with feelings the entire time. SasuSaku was just shitty from the start. That’s really not a healthy way to set up a relationship, at all.

reasons why michael would be the best daddy ever:

-once they reached a suitable age, he’d let your kid draw all over themselves with colourful markers in an attempt to replicate his tattoos because “babe! they’re non-toxic and washable!”
-buying a mini leather jacket and boasting about how your kid was going to be the “coolest punk rocker on the block”
-the first time the baby throws up on him, he’d probably yell out a surprised “what the fuCK” before realizing that he just swore in front of your child
-”dont tell mummy about this, okay?”
-buying your kid a guitar for their first birthday, even though “michael, they won’t be able to play it” “yeah but that doesnt mean i cant expose them to the life and tools of a musician”
-pretending to steal the baby’s nose, only to panic and cringe when your child starts to cry “no no no im sorry bub, please dont cry–look! i gave it back, everything’s fine, please stop crying”
-”this is just between you & me, okay? lets not tell mummy.”
-when you’re out shopping and the baby’s crying because they’re hungry, michael’s there scooping your newborn into his arms and sobbing with them because “i know bub, i wish i had boobs too”
-always complaining about how your kid seems to prefer uncle luke over their own father
-trying to fit in a quickie whilst you’re in the middle of doing laundry and the dinosaur chicken nuggets in the oven are about to burn
-”okay so this is called a secret. that means we dont tell anybody, including mummy”
-colouring with your kid for ten minutes every day because “babe, some smart people said it helps relieve stress…you should try it, you look like you need it”
-”jk you dont need it, you’re beautiful, now please put my guitar down”
-fucking up every once in a while and saying “im sorry, im sorry, please dont break up with me”
-reassuring you time and time again after your pregnancy that “no, your stretch marks dont change anything, your pudge doesnt change anything, you’re still my sexy wife and i want to make love to you right now”
-crying a lil bit when your child calls him “dadda” for the first time
-”shut the fuck up Calum, so what if i cried, im still more punk-rock than you’ll ever be”

for @felicityash and @calgasms pregnancy/daddy!5sos blurb night!

calum ashton luke

Interview (Dan Howell x Reader)

You and Dan have been dating for over five months but Phil is the only person who knows. You had a strong YouTube fan base with ten million followers and Dan with (how ever many he has now). It was you idea to keep the relationship a secret for the sake of the Phans. You cared deeply about Dan and didn’t want to see his fans tear him and Phil apart because of you. 

 "Ready for the interview?“ says a voice. You glance up to see Dan standing there. You must have really zoned out since you didn’t even recognize his voice. 

"Yeah!” You say. “You better go before the crazy lady comes back.” Dan flashes you a soft smile then walks off the set. 

 "You ready?“ The interviewer asked. You gave a small head nod. "Great let’s start! You don’t mind if we film this for our YouTube channel right?” The lady asks. 

 "Of course not!“ You reply. You watch the lady signal her camera man to begin filming. 

 "Hello Readers! It’s Cassie hear and today I’m with one of the most famous female youtubers, Y/N Y/L/N,” the lady, who claims her name is Cassie, says. 

“Hi,” You mumble, waving at the camera but secretly at Dan, who waves back. 

“We are going to start off with a simple question,” Cassie begins. “Who is your YouTube bff?" 

 "Oh that one is a easy one it’s-” You were just about to say Dan and Phil but luckily you stopped yourself. “Zoe from Zoella." 

 "Oh that’s great! Is she as nice as she seems to be on camera?” Cassie asks. 

“Of course! Zoe is such a sweet, kind, generous, funny person,” You say. You glance over at Dan then back at Cassie. “I’m glad to have her as friend." 

 "Now I’m sure you get this question asked a lot. Are you seeing anyone?” Cassie asks. You froze. You tried to say something but nothing came out of your mouth. You bit your lip to show that you were thinking. You noticed Cassie was getting impatient for an answer so you spoke. 

 "Well,“ You begin. You glance up at Dan, meeting his eye contact. He gives a small head nod. "Yes I am." 

 "Who?” Cassie exclaims. She points the the microphone right at you, waiting your response. 

 "Dan Howell,“ You say with pride. You watch Cassie bring her microphone back to her to ask another question. And this how the rest of the interview went, just a bunch of odd-ball questions. Some were about Dan and you, asking how long you have been dating, why you kept it a secret, etc. 

 "Looks like we are out of time, it was such a great honor to interview this lovely girl. Her channel will be linked in the description below!” Cassie says to the camera. 

You get up from the chair you were sitting in and walked off the set. Dan came right up to you. You, being shorter than him, glanced up into his eyes.

 "How did I do?“ You asked him. He leaned in a kissed you on the lips.

 "You were great,” Dan tells you.

 "What about-“ You begin to speak.

 "Let’s not worry about that for now. Besides Phil is waiting outside, you promised him Starbucks,” Dan interrupts. You slip your hand into his and walk out of the building to see Phil waiting patiently.

 "Well?“ Phil asks. 

 "She did it. It’s out,” Dan says. 

 "Yeah,“ You mumble. Dan leans over and kisses you cheek. You flash him a soft smile and stand on your tippy toes to miss his cheek. You two were happy and that’s all that mattered.

Dylan Larkin #3

Requested by Anon:  Hey!! Can I request a Dylan Larkin one where you both hate each other at first but one day you one of you catches feelings and don’t know how to bring it up? Cause you ‘hate’ each other? [Here it is! This might have to have a part 2. We’ll see. Message me if you want a continuation! :)]

Part 2.

Word count: 848

Originally posted by mcdavidconnor

Dylan Larkin skated in front of you and banged his helmet on the glass before gliding away.

Your friend turned and gave you a weird look, “the game hasn’t even started yet and he’s already riled up?”

“What?” You asked, gulping down some of your beer, “don’t look at me like that. I’m just sitting here doing nothing.”

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taetaes-moni95  asked:

(1)I need help finding a Taehyung angst fic. It was about him going back to the reader every time he got drunk and talking to her like they were still together when in reality he had broken up with her and was cation some other girl. The reader works for ToppDogg. She also gave Tae's new girlfriend the tickets she had bought to bring Tae's parents to Seoul for his birthday but he had-

(2)-broken up with her before then so she gave the tickets to his new girlfriend and just told her to say they were from her (his new girlfriend) but in the end his new girlfriend tells Tae they’re from the reader and then he gets all desperate and starts crying because he wants her there with him. It had a happy ending because-

(3)-they do end up together even though the reader is still hesitant because she’s scared he’ll leave her again. Aish I know a lot of details. It I can’t find it and it’s driving me crazy😭 (I hope one of your followers can help with this if you don’t know it)

details are great man!! The more specific the easier it makes for others to find the fic ^_^ 

Anyway, does anyone know this? It sounds really good!

How About We Take the Fun to My Place?

Originally posted by pervingonkpop

Request: “Can I get a smutty request with Taemin from SHINee where you and him are at the club and you and him are dancing together and things get heated so he takes you home and you hook up.”

Genre: Smut

Length: 2663

You flipped your head back and gulped another shot, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand and slamming your glass onto the counter. You gave the bartender a nod when he offered you another drink. Before you could even feel the alcohol go to your head from your last shot, you downed the new one, welcoming the burning sensation as the cool liquid traveled down your throat. Four more shots later, you were starting to feel lightheaded, and the heavy bass of the club music was pounding in your ears. You glanced around and watched the blur of bodies and the dim, colorful lights blend together. You thought you saw your ex in the crowd, but you couldn’t be sure given the state you were in.

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Big Bang reactions when you embarrass him in front of other members

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It wasn’t a lot of times you got the chance to hang out with all of the members, but when you got the chance you made sure you told them every thing thy should know. Seungri wanted to know the most things so you just told him some things T.O.P was embarrassed about. 

He was very angry when you started talking with Seungri, because he knew you would tell those things. He made sure you wouldn’t talk to Seungri for the whole evening and if you tried to communicate with other members he just gave you food in your mouth.

“Eat well Jagiya… *evil laugh*”

Originally posted by julla


You hung up with other members a lot and they came to your house, but it was rare to get them all together on a dinner. You were just talking to Taeyang before anyone else came and you made a bet with him- you said you can make GD very embarrassed and he said you couldn’t. You did everything you could, you told them about some really embarrassing, but funny things. You did watch not to exacerbate. 

He[GD] knew you wouldn’t say things like that randomly and he watched who had the most fun. Hid first victim was Seungri, but after a while he saw Taeyang having a blast, hearing about his pink shorts. He punished both of you it was easy for him, because he knew every secret of you and him. He actually had to say only two words for each or just showed two pictures.

“Do not ever try me.”

Originally posted by ceokwons


You were very close to other members, they were actually the reason you started dating… That made things even more interesting when you had pizza night together with them. You were just talking about memories when you were young and then they remembered you about the time he first met you and was awkward af.

He didn’t like remembering those times and he blushed when he remembered. He didn’t try to stop you, because he knew it would be useless so he just giggled from embarrassment. He had some old pictures of you, so he just used those on his offense.

“You are cute, but… I don’t know if that emo cut was right style…*shows old pictures*”

Originally posted by daesungstrash


You only had the chance to meet T.O.P and Seungri from all of the members and Seungri was your best friend ever since. He liked pranking people, like Daesung and that’s why he used you. When you met all of the members you told them about how you caught Daesung playing drums naked. It was hilarious and everyone laughed.

Daesung wasn’t really embarrassed, he was just surprised you told them about that. He teased you back why didn’t you tell them the whole story about playing drums naked, which made you embarrassed too.

“Well if you’re gonna tell that story at least tell them the whole story *winks, glares at you*”

Originally posted by ibmariji


You knew if you mess with him you’ll get a comeback, but it was his birthday and he liked when you told stories about him. You told the members about the first date and everything he said back then and you even showed them some cringy texts.

He wasn’t embarrassed at all, he was just preparing to fight back, so he gladly remembered how awkward you were before he asked you out. He just scrolled down a bit and found perfect texts and pictures.

“Well you should at least tell them how were you… *shows old screenshots*”

Originally posted by taeyangspecs

I hope you enjoy this small aesthetic and I hope this is something you would enjoy

Thid ties in with my previous Jungkook aesthetic

- Jungkook had asked you out on a date after Christmas

- He was planning to give you his present

- But before he could even go he had to find a present

- He spent days trying to find you a present

- BTS had no idea where he would go after they hung out

- When they asked him what he was doing he finally confessed he was trying to find you a present

- They decided to “help” Jungkook but all of their gift ideas were to ‘much’ (if you know what I mean)

- Finally Jungkook gave up and started looking trough the Internet

- He finally was able to find a present that was ‘Just Right’

- When it was finally time for your date Jungkook went early to prepare

- He put a wrapping bow on his head and then on his hand he made a tag saying “To: Y/N From: Jungkook”

- When you got there you were surprised to see Jungkook dressed like that

- You went over to him and read the tag

- Jungkook looked at you and said “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”

- Jungkook became red like a tomato

- You took his bow off and kissed him on the cheek

- “I love my present” you said to Jungkook

- After you gave him your present wich was a hoodie that had his name on the back - The rest of the day you walked around the city and went to eat I hope you liked it 😄 2nd Day of Aesthetics

(Failed) Attempt to not write an EB/KJ MKX intro ...

Kung Jin: Got something to say, Black?
Erron Black: Wanna go down south with a real cowboy?


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