they fought and won their friendship back

How I met your father.
  • Their kids: Hey Dad, how did you two meet?
  • Jason: We met at school. We were highschool sweethearts.
  • Their kids: Aww thats so cute dad.
  • Billy: Yeah, to be exact we met one day in detention. We were both there for committing crimes,
  • Jason: Billy No-
  • Billy: .....anyway Jason had stole a cow and I blew up my locker. I was accosted by this ed sheeran looking mofo so your dad slapped him and threatened his life, incredibly turned on by this I approached him and invited him out on a date. He said he couldn't go on the date because he was being watched by the police, I then made it clear that I dont give a eff- about the law and would fix that in a quick minute. He came round my house and I committed a felony and he hugged me. We went on a date to an almost abandoned mine a couple hours outside of town. This was also a felony cuz eff the police. I blew up a rock, found some smaller colourful rocks, and made three friends. We of course entered a car chase with the law, Jason's second in under a month. We got hit by a train and lived and became superheroes.
  • Their Kids: 👀
  • Jason: [sips wine] Thats about right.
  • Billy: Oh I died, your dad cried, and he begged a magic man in a wall to bring me back, I came back. We hugged x 1000. We fought a green witch and a gold monster with our bigger robot made out of smaller dino robots and #friendship. We won and we started dating that next day.
  • Jason: I didn't cry, I got teary eyed!
  • Billy: You totally cried!

anonymous asked:

What would the rematch between the cups and Devil n dice be like?

very avoidant lol 

no for this AU I don’t actually have the Cups be the final bosses. Instead Cuphead states that only one of them could be considered complete with their mission by fighting the other, with the intention of them realizing their friendship and refusing to fight. He was wrong though, Devil and Dice did actually a full on finger gun fight with each other.

Thing is, they were both fighting with different intentions; Dice didn’t want Devil to ever lose again so he fought with the objective of “if you can’t beat ME, how can you beat your enemies in the future!” and Devil didn’t want Dice to think he pitied him in any way, so he fought with the objective of “I’m not holding back on you!”

Dice was the one who won actually. And when he regained his stature and power, King Dice figured out a loophole to the “go through what we went through” contract and had Devil fight him at full strength like he did with the Cups in order to make Devil regain his strength again.

Fic Rec Friday  1.18

I’ve just started working through the Sterek Summer Spectacle 2016 fics, so there’s a few of them this week. I anticipate many more in the next fic rec :)  Have a great weekend everyone!

To Ash and Dust by andavs, petals42_tumblr  | 6.1K | T | Derek/Stiles

“You think he’s cheating?” Laura says, sliding up next to him. She has her eyes on the fight down below and there is no question which one she is asking about. Most people think that Red–named for his pre-fight sweatshirt, not his hair–is cheating somehow.

“No, I think he’s just better,” Derek says.

“Better than you?” Laura asks.

Or, a post-apocalyptic, cage-fighter AU inspired by Imagine Dragon’s Radioactive.


The Curve of Your Clavicle by WhoNatural  | 6.2K | T | Derek/Stiles

Derek isn’t an uptight person - seriously, for an alpha, he’s downright laid-back - but something about Stilinski makes him want to bare his teeth and grasp him by the scruff and bite.

No, not bite. That would be incredibly inappropriate, of course - and Derek plus the legal department are aware of that. Anyway, the point is, Stilinski needs to be kept in line.

Or, wherein Derek’s office rival might be the same person keeping him sane at night when the loneliness hits.

What’s your damage? by ElisAttack  | 8.6K | M | Derek/Stiles

Instead of ‘when superheroes need help, they call us,’ Stiles thinks their slogan should be ‘when the superheroes inevitably screw up, we save the day.’ Because that’s what superheroes do, screw up, inevitably.

Regular old folk think it’s the villains that go around declaring world domination and destroying cities, but it isn’t. Stiles has worked for Damage Control going on six years, and if he’s learned one thing during those long days, and even longer nights of shoveling debris, and chopping trees split down the middle from lightning bolts, courtesy of thunder gods, it’s that the heroes do the most damage.

Or the one where Stiles and his crew are sent across the country to repair Derek’s bistro, and end up catching a saboteur.

Our Puddle is Deceptively Deep by calrissian18  | 10K | E | Derek/Stiles

They start out in a literal tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Apathy, Apathy, You’ll be the Death of Me by calrissian18  | 11.7K | M | Derek/Stiles

Everyone’s apathetic. Except Derek. Derek cares so much.


Boyd is a pragmatic posthumous reappropriater, Erica spends her free time impersonating Meursault and playing Fruit Ninja, Isaac would like everyone to settle down already, Stiles is bi, Scott’s actually holding it together pretty well for a week-old Alpha with a two pack problem, Jackson’s a lizard, Lydia accessorizes, Allison’s playing on a rival (semi-murderous) team and Derek just keeps showing up.

Coffee & Promises by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek  | 12.7K | E | Derek/Stiles

After Stiles spills his coffee all over coffee-machine-cutie Derek, they meet for nightly coffee breaks while their kids undergo treatment in the cancer ward. The relationship they weren’t looking for deepens into a source of strength and hope.

love is waiting til we’re ready by tattooedsiren  | 23.2K | M | Derek/Stiles

When Derek passes the ‘Welcome to Beacon Hills’ sign the weight that had lifted three years ago resettles on his shoulders as if it was never gone.

Scott had asked him to come back, promising that things were different now. He spoke in a rushed out breath about how much safer the town was compared to when he left. And when Derek asked why, if that was the case, the town needed him at all, Scott had replied with, “Because there are still people here that I care about, and if I can’t protect them then I want to know that someone I trust will be here to.”

Secondhand Soulmate by AnnoyinglyCute, Inell  | 25.2K | T | Derek/Stiles

Not always, not even most of the time, but sometimes – 24% of the time, statistically speaking – people meet their soulmates and live happily ever after.

THIS isn’t that story.

This is the story of Stiles Stilinski, whose soulmate died before he was born. This is the story of all the sorrows and heartache Stiles experienced, all the bullying and oppression from those who should know better but didn’t. This is also the story of the friendships Stiles made along the way, of the battles he fought – and won – and the love that endured through it all.

A Bridge of Silver Wings by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek  | 25.2K | E | Derek/Stiles

Stiles moves back to Beacon Hills with his young daughter Eva to look for a new start. He finds all that and more in Eva’s new daycare teacher, Derek, who in turn discovers the family he didn’t know he was looking for.

Werewolf-Friendly by badwolfbadwolf  | 27.2K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek is a junior in college, never could get the hang of social interaction, and is, you know, a werewolf. A werewolf and a virgin. And it isn’t like anyone is banging down his door to hop on his werewolf dick, save for the few pervs who acted like he was some kind of exotic toy to be played with and experienced. So, when he sees Stiles’ ad on Hot Men 4 Rent, Derek is… interested.

And who is he kidding, he’s read that bio every day since that sad evening with the chocolate chip cookies, and has every facet of it memorized.

Stiles, no last name. Eighteen. Student. Good conversationalist. Likes to crack jokes. Fan of junk food but enjoys running. Werewolf-friendly. Werewolf-friendly.

And there is his phone number and an email address. Plus all the moles.

Love All by tattooedsiren  | 47.6K | E | Derek/Stiles

When Stiles Stilinksi steps foot onto Court 8 at Roland Garros, it’s everything he’s been dreaming of for the last nine years, and everything his life has been building towards since the first time he held a tennis racquet in his hands fourteen years ago.

It’s kinda funny, Stiles thinks, that his first game in a Grand Slam (that’s right, he’s playing in a freaking Grand Slam) is against a fellow American. Hell, he’s a fellow Californian. Derek Hale is slightly taller than him, his face is stubbled and just as grumpy in real life as he’s seen in numerous photos and video coverage. And yeah, in any other circumstance Stiles might admit that the stubble and general sense of ‘stay the hell away from me’ totally works for him. But right now it’s just intimidating as fuck.

As The Clock Ticks Down by heartsdesire456  | 57.4K | E | Derek/Stiles

It was a strange feeling, knowing he was going to die.

Stiles couldn’t really wrap his head around the idea that he might not even live to see eighteen.

When Stiles discovers that he has stage IV metastatic melanoma, he knows the prognosis is grim. After the start of the best summer of his teen years now that Beacon Hills is peaceful and he and his friends are free from fear, the decision to have a short while longer to live healthy rather than suffer through treatments that would only prolong his life a short while is an easy one. His decision not to tell his father until the end is near is also an easy one. When Derek finds out Stiles is dying and offers to help Stiles enjoy what time he has left, Stiles makes another easy decision to take Derek up on his offer and together they set out on a road trip for one last adventure.

Even if the adventure they share isn’t the one they planned for.

Origins by bioloyg  | 69.5K | E | Derek/Stiles

The person doesn’t respond, instead they move closer at an eerie and unhurried pace, as if there aren’t buckets of water falling to the ground right now. But the rain is probably the least of their concerns because it just bubbles around them, never seeming to actually make contact. It isn’t until they get closer that Stiles realizes he knows the person.

It’s… him. Stiles is looking directly at a mirror of himself.

His chest clenches. They’re only about ten feet away from each other now. Stiles stares at uh – Stiles B – and frantically covers as many of his bases as he can. Did he touch something at Deaton’s? No, and even if he did he’d only been working on a binding spell today, nothing nearly as serious as a duplication spell or call for a golem. Is he awake? Yeah. Well. Wait.

Cathedrals by KarasuYurei, KouriArashi  | 78.6K | T | Magnus/Alec, Derek/Stiles

After the events with Deucalion and Jennifer Blake, Derek goes on a search for his biological family. He, Stiles, and Cora head to New York City to try to find the family he doesn’t remember. It turns out that there was a lot to his adoption that he never knew.

These Woods Sigh by blacktofade  | 80.3K | E | Derek/Stiles

Derek and Stiles never plan to start a family together, it just happens. Or, the one where Derek accidentally wishes for a baby.


<an animorphs fanmix.>

01. glory and gore - lorde <you could try and take us / but we’re the gladiators / everyone a rager / but secretly they’re saviours>

02. invaders must die - the prodigy <we are the prodigy / invaders must die>

03. kids in the dark - all time low <here we are / at the end of the road - a road that’s quietly caving in / come too far to pretend that we don’t - we don’t miss where we started>

04. beat the devil’s tattoo - black rebel motorcycle club <everyone is king / when there’s no one left to pawn>

05. the kids aren’t alright - fall out boy <and I still feel that rush in my veins / it twists my head just a bitter thing / all those people in those old photographs I’ve seen are dead>

06. the draw - bastille <don’t listen to your friends / see the despair behind their eyes / don’t listen to your friends / they only care once and a while>

07. comes and goes (in waves) - greg laswell <this one’s for the lonely, the ones that seek and find / only to be let down time after time / this one’s for the torn down, the experts at the fall / come on friends get up now you’re not alone at all>

08. being small - sleepy turtles <oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, where did the time go? / so far from the start / we’ll show the new little ones how to grow>

09. wasting my young years - london grammar <don’t you know that it’s only fear / i wouldn’t worry, you have all your life / i’ve heard it takes some time to get it right>

10. lose your soul - dead man’s bones <i get up in the morning / put my dreams away / i get up, I get up, I get up again>

11. bad blood - bastille <if we’re only ever looking back / we will drive ourselves insane / as the friendship goes resentment grows / we will walk our different ways>

12. maybe sprout wings - the mountain goats <i thought of old friends, the one’s who’d gone missing / said all their names three times>

13. monster hospital (mstrkrft remix) - metric <i fought the war but the war won’t stop for the love of god / i fought the war but the war won>

14. hero - family of the year <let me go / i don’t wanna be your hero / i don’t wanna be a big man / just wanna fight with everyone else>

15. all is well (it’s only blood) - radical face <they cut me up, but I did them worse / and I’ll be fine, I just need to rest>

You are his Best friend and get in a fight with his Girlfriend and he takes her side (Louis) P.2

**Few weeks later**

Louis P.o.v.

I walked into Miranda house as I was about to walk into the living room I heard her talking to someone ‘So I heard you got in a fight with Y/n” some chick said “Oh yeah I told her stay away from Louis and she said no so I punched her and she fought back I told her all the things we used to say to her in High school I won””Damn Now she wants to defended her self””She feels bad ass all because of Louis but now I have him wrapped around my finger””Really””yeah he even ended his friendship with her””Wow you doing good”'I know i’m glad he spoils me””NOT ANYMORE” I yelled as I walked in “Louis babe”she ran up to me about to kiss me but I pushed her off “Don’t babe me were DONE””What!! Why””Don’t acts so damn innocent I heard your conversation how could you””Louis I wa-””No We’re done have fun with this life” I walked away.”I Don’t need you anyways””Alright give me back the stuff I bought you” I said and slammed the door on my way out. Now I have to go find Y/n..

Your P.o.v.

It’s been weeks since the last time I talk to Louis. I can’t believe he picked her side & ended our friendship for her. Ugh. I’m just here at the beach watching the waves. The boys have tried to talk to me but I just here at my parents beach house it’s my only get away. A couple of kids walk by having fun. As I was watching the waves someone tapped my shoulder “Y/n” it was Louis. I got up from my bench “What are you doing here?””i came to talk to you””Why? Shouldn’t yo be with your Girlfriend””Y/n I ended it with her””oh well if that’s it you can go”i was about to go inside when he grabbed my arm “Y/n I messed up bad what I did that day was wrong I should have let you explain but I was stupid””You don’t say””Look I came here to get you back I missed you the days that past by I thought of you what are you doing? Who are you with? How much you hate me? I realized I need you in my life more than anything Y/n I love you” I was surprise to hear him say I love you. I just looked at him,Then he surprised me even more when he kissed me.I kissed back “I love you” he said as his forhead leaned on mine.”I love you too”   


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