they finally have a name lol

ONLY FOR SFW PLEASE!!!
I DON’T DO NSFW OF THIS CHARACTER (RARE EXCEPTIONS AND THESE DON’T GO PUBLIC, friends only or people whom I trust, thanks!!)

Haven’t done reference sheets in ages X_X (WARNING LONG TEXT POST)

So finally after years of sketching it out decide to have a sona who I can use to draw certain things I can’t with other characters (jokes, expressions, etc). Something I can feel identified with, and stuff. There was various reasons as to why I choosed a naga, but let’s just say that I can relate to snakes alot. X_x

INFODUMP
-Her name is just “Snek” for shorties. Or else can be called “Suneku” too.
-Demigirl (she/her, they/them)
-Phyton/naga/snek
-Is an artist, draws a lot (NSFW specially lol) LEFT HANDED.
-Tired eyes of sleeping too much or lack of sleep.
-Personality: depends on the moment, can be shy, egernetic, impulsive, grump to crazy or maniatic (depends on how and when I draw her).
-Does not have genitalia, she cant reproduce (the way she goes to the bathroom is a mistery).
-Can change of skin depending of the season.
-Little belly going out but she’s overall skinny. Can be drawn with a long neck too.

-She ivernates during winter. Does not like cold temperatures. She is cold blooded.

-Uses loose clothes, does not like to show her body too much.
-Is an avid collector, loves to collect things, gashapons, posters specially.
-Is a total geek.
-Lives in a cave.
-Everything scares her.
-Does NOT possess any hypnosis power or poison.

That’s all for now. I really don’t plan to make a story of her or going into it too much. I just draw this character for fun most of the time. :D

Astrology Blogs Masterpost!

So I have put together a huge masterpost of Astrology blogs (in May 2017)! I decided just to include your names and Sun, Moon and Rising because it’s already like over 100 accounts long and will just never end if I include other stuff so here you go. Please follow each other, find your sun/moon combo twin or even make friends!!!! :) WARNING ITS A LONG ASS POST LOL


Aries

@firsthousemercury / Romain / Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Pisces Rising
@zodiacstorm / Olivia / Aries Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising
@moon-muses / Sierra / Aries Sun, Pisces Moon, Aquarius Rising
@ayyries / Alexis / Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising
@safstrology / Saffron / Aries Sun, Taurus Moon, Taurus Rising
@sensitiveariesgal / Maggie / Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Gemini Rising
@scopeshoro / Kylie / Aries Sun, Gemini Moon, Libra Rising
@laughlovecool / Sara / Aries Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Libra Rising
@vitaliyavitchetti / Vitaliya / Aries Sun, Pisces Moon, Scorpio Rising
@frogturtleloverforever / Hannah / Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@shesational / Sarah / Aries Sun, Leo Moon, Aquarius Rising
@angeldustbouquet / Kree / Aries Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Rising
@cosmic-princess / Minty / Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Scorpio Rising
@jetset-zodiacs / Allison / Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@warstrology / Bianca / Aries Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Cancer Rising

Taurus

@twhorus / Cas / Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon, Scorpio Rising
@sagittariusrising / M / Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@astroloyg / Manis / Taurus Sun, Taurus Moon, Capricorn Rising
@natal-issues / Ugh / Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, Leo Rising
@tarotaurus / Sawyer / Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon, Libra Rising
@taurassssss / Alison / Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@th3-z0diac / Ali / Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon
@tremendouslymagicalstranger / Maddy / Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@heckingstrology / Anna / Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Aquarius Rising
@geminiibabe / Alex / Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon, Scorpio Rising
@thethirteenthsign / Andy / Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@confusedtaurus / Martina / Taurus Sun, Capricorn Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@fortunestrology / Elenia / Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@venus-dominant-9 / Emily / Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Libra Rising
@desistrology / Mli / Taurus Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Libra Rising
@stellevitae / Martina / Taurus Sun, Leo Moon, Virgo Rising
@charmstrology / Kasey / Taurus Sun, Gemini Moon, Aries Rising
@brammkat / Katelynn / Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon, Pisces Rising
@ariesmars / Lily / Taurus Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising
@ruruwoo / Lemon / Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising
@lunarbitches / Rita / Taurus Sun, Gemini Moon, Scorpio Rising
@deepstrology / Kathleen / Taurus Sun, Aries Moon, Virgo Rising
@meganloo23 / Megan / Taurus Sun, Gemini Moon, Libra Rising
@frvstatixn / Eleonor / Taurus Sun, Leo Moon, Taurus Rising

Gemini

@astrologyallday / CheyMay / Gemini Sun, Pisces Moon, Capricorn Rising
@geministrology / Em / Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Leo Rising
@fourseas / Ro / Gemini Sun, Gemini Moon, Aquarius Rising
@hellazodiac / Eliza / Gemini Sun, Capricorn Moon, Virgo Rising
@aquariustrology / Michaela / Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Aries Rising
@gracie2048 / Grace / Gemini Sun, Taurus Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@zodiachell / Lovisa / Gemini Sun, Cancer Moon, Gemini Rising
@weolcantramp / Roa / Gemini Sun, Sagittarius moon, Leo Rising
@celestialcyber / Janine / Gemini Sun, Taurus Moon, Capricorn Rising
@astrofairies / Katie / Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Libra Rising
@geminmyeye / Cameron / Gemini Sun, Capricorn Moon, Taurus Rising
@astroshitology / Luísa / Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Virgo Rising
@fauxastrology / Ally / Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Leo Rising
@itsastrology / Ty / Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Leo Rising
@airysunfierymoon / Alexis / Gemini Sun, Aries Moon, Leo Rising
@forraisegem18 / Hannah / Gemini Sun, Leo Moon, Virgo Rising
@fayetherealsuccubus / Faye / Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Cancer Rising
@mars-in-the-first / Mel / Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising
@callistoinnocentdevil / Vale / Gemini Sun, Virgo Moon, Leo Rising
@thats-so-astrology / Sena / Gemini Sun, Capricorn Moon, Virgo Rising
@sil-houttevenus / M&M / Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Cancer Rising

Cancer

@my-astrology / Andres / Cancer Sun, Aquarius Moon, Aries Rising
@clastrologyy / Clau / Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Scorpio Rising
@balbul / Balbul / Cancer Sun, Gemini Moon, Taurus Rising
@bearstrology / Kelly / Cancer Sun, Cancer Moon, Scorpio Rising
@purplesodaastrology / Annie / Cancer Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Cancer Rising
@aurasandpetals / Eethe / Cancer Sun, Aquarius Moon, Scorpio Rising
@moony-venus / Rivqah / Cancer Sun, Leo Moon, Leo Rising
@astrognossienne / Anaïs / Cancer Sun, Capricorn Moon, Virgo Rising
@astro-signs / Lydia / Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon, Leo Rising
@hellomoon-astrology / Bailey / Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Libra Rising
@astralentp / Summer / Cancer Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Scorpio Rising
@chocolate-astrology / Emi / Cancer Sun, Gemini Moon, Gemini Rising
@moonrain7 / Nadia / Cancer Sun, Gemini Moon, Aquarius Rising
@ephemeralastrology / Madi / Cancer Sun, Capricorn Moon, Cancer Rising
@idolecontemplative / Nitch / Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, Leo Rising
@fluorescent-l-ghost / Lille / Cancer Sun, Libra Moon

Leo

@astro-vibes / Leah / Leo Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Libra Rising
@astro-vibes / Shelby / Leo Sun, Pisces Moon, Capricorn Rising
@cooltinyenthusiastcollection / Ida / Leo Sun, Taurus Moon, Leo Rising
@fishtrology / Nilo / Leo Sun, Pisces Moon, Aquarius Rising
@earthlacking / Trish / Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Cancer Rising
@coultk20 / Kae / Leo Sun, Capricorn Moon, Leo Rising
@leoasf / Dallas / Leo Sun, Capricorn Moon, Libra Rising
@xwonderland-astrologyx / Alice / Leo Sun, Aries Moon
@pensaynoire / Ree / Leo Sun, Cancer Moon, Cancer Rising
@leonaround / Lou / Leo Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Rising
@typical-zodiac-blog / Lex / Leo Sun, Aries Moon, Capricorn Rising
@newastroblogintown / D / Leo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Libra Rising
@zodiac-humor / Emma / Leo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Aquarius Rising
@lunaticzodiac / Luna / Leo Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising
@heartbreaker-astrology / Stephanie / Leo Sun, Taurus Moon, Sagittarius Rising

Virgo

@astrolofae / April / Virgo Sun, Libra Moon, Aquarius Rising
@virgopiscesleo / Megan / Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Virgo Rising
@natal-issues / Spooky / Virgo Sun, Gemini Moon, Gemini Rising
@bangstrology / Megan / Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Aquarius Rising
@virgo-that-dreams / Hannah / Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Scorpio Rising
@i-can-be-human-too / Sammy / Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Scorpio Rising
@dreambeandior / Dream / Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Libra Rising
@compatibleastrology / Delaney / Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Leo Rising
@sunny-zodiacs / Lex / Virgo Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising
@disciples / Mulder / Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini Rising
@letras-al-aire / Luli / Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Rising
@cassthevirgo / Cass / Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Aquarius Rising
@stargirlology / Stefana / Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon, Aries Rising
@astrologyalien / Anna / Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Taurus Rising
@officialnudistmom / Victor/Vee / Virgo Sun, Taurus moon, Gemini Rising
@charmainerocks / Cherry / Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon, Pisces Rising
@astro-slytherin / Eve / Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon, Libra Rising
@aquarian-madness / Ada / Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon, Libra Rising

Libra

@ninthhousemoon / Kylee / Libra Sun, Scorpio Moon, Capricorn Rising
@lazystrology / Granit / Libra Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising
@jupetarian / Luli / Libra Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@raspberry-cat / Lara / Libra Sun, Aries Moon, Virgo rising
@astroloshy / Sarah / Libra Sun, Aries Moon, Capricorn Rising
@dkcarat13 / Libra Sun, Aquarius Moon, Virgo Rising
@littlelibradandelion / Adriana / Libra Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising
@isastrobitch / Sabrina / Libra Sun, Aries Moon, Cancer Rising
@amiddlecvibratesat262hz / Virginia / Libra Sun, Leo Moon, Aquarius Rising
@skaifaya / Taylor / Libra Sun, Cancer Moon, Taurus Rising
@simplelibra / Kristie / Libra Sun, Cancer Moon, Capricorn Rising
@pass-anger / Fcktard / Libra Sun, Libra Moon, Capricorn Rising
@addictedastrology / Klara / Libra Sun, Leo Moon, Aries Rising
@suninthetwelfth / Jade / Libra Sun, Taurus Moon, Libra Rising
@luxnovalibra / Erin / Libra Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Rising
@zeldastrologyx / Sarah / Libra Sun, Aquarius Moon, Cancer Rising
@foodastrology / Melanie / Libra Sun, Gemini Moon, Leo Rising
@devotedlykeenbarbarian / Valkyrie / Libra Sun, Capricorn Moon, Virgo Rising
@the-lovely-libra / Alexandra / Libra Sun, Virgo Moon, Gemini Rising
@bittersweetzodiac / Amanda / Libra Sun, Pisces moon, Aquarius Rising

Scorpio

@plutonianani / Cecillia / Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Moon, Aries Rising
@scorpiosoftie / Caro / Scorpio Sun, Leo Moon, Leo Rising
@countrygator / Kenneth / Scorpio Sun, Gemini Moon, Pisces Rising
@thestarsdontliebuddy / Orb / Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, Scorpio Rising
@astrologydeep / Inês / Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@scorpluto / Mary / Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising
@wackness4ever / Daisy / Scorpio Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising
@nicosmodernlife / Nico / Scorpio Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising
@just-another-sad-person / Carolina / Scorpio Sun, Capricorn Moon, Capricorn Rising
@astroaqua / Ella / Scorpio Sun, Capricorn Moon, Libra Rising
@astrologytrashaf / M. / Scorpio Sun, Leo Moon, Capricorn Rising
@cardinal-astrology / Jo / Scorpio Sun, Gemini Moon, Pisces Rising
@sassyscorpio / Ciara / Scorpio Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising
@astrologyputa / Dana / Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, Capricorn Rising
@scorpiowhoreology / Lea / Scorpio Sun, Cancer Moon, Cancer Rising
@nicetrytopredictme / Ting-ting / Scorpio Sun, Gemini Moon, Scorpio Rising
@bhlissastrology / Elena / Scorpio Sun, Virgo Moon, Cancer Rising
@heartneurosis / Sandra / Scorpio Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Virgo Rising
@funkybunny101 / Raphaela / Scorpio Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini Rising
@astro-ofthestars / Chloe / Scorpio Sun, Capricorn Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@scorpiocats / Candice / Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, Capricorn Rising

Sagittarius

@curvestrology / Delia / Sagittarius Sun, Capricorn Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@astrolosagi / Diana / Sagittarius Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising
@myastrologyconfessions / Korina / Sagittarius Sun, Leo Moon, Pisces Rising
@astrocelestial / Pauliene / Sagittarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@astrologie-blog / Maggie / Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Moon, Virgo Rising
@astro-rambles / Isabel / Sagittarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Virgo Rising
@littleneptuneflower / Rachel / Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Sun, Sagittarius Rising
@astrobible / Malaysia / Sagittarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Rising
@pulpylimonada / Arielle / Sagittarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Cancer Rising
@sleepingsagittarius / Allie / Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Moon, Aquarius Rising
@magnetic-electric / Brenda / Sagittarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Pisces Rising
@ascendingleo / Sage / Sagittarius Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Rising

Capricorn

@caprifreak / Angie / Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Taurus Rising
@basiccapicorn / Ena / Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Scorpio Rising
@flamestrology / Kasey / Capricorn Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Rising
@star-astrology / Miranda / Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon, Leo Rising
@astrologynchill / Shakira / Capricorn Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@alien-astrology1231 / Ivy / Capricorn Sun, Aquarius Moon, Taurus Rising
@acaipsychelife / Acai / Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Rising
@astrologynigga / Antonio / Capricorn Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Capricorn Rising
@moon-sextile-venus / Michael / Capricorn Sun, Virgo Moon, Virgo Rising
@astrologoat / Charlotte / Capricorn Sun, Scorpio Moon, Leo Rising
@jutsuastrology / Carmen / Capricorn Sun, Pisces Moon, Virgo Rising
@coldbloodcapricorn / D. / Capricorn Sun, Leo Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@astologigal / Lily / Capricorn Sun, Libra Moon, Aries Rising

Aquarius

@ayat-the-aquarius / Ayat / Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon, Aquarius Rising
@carelessastro / Madi / Aquarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Gemini Rising
@capvenus / Kamila / Aquarius Sun, Leo Moon, Cancer Rising
@tvoj-narkotik / Daria / Aquarius Sun, Aquarius Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@typicalaquariusposts / Brittany / Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon, Aquarius Rising
@aquarius-luvvv / Arta / Aquarius Sun, Aries Moon, Leo Rising
@suninthe6astrology / Liz / Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Leo Rising
@astroadvice / B / Aquarius Sun, Leo Moon, Leo Rising
@slowlyandsilently / AJ / Aquarius Sun, Cancer Moon, Virgo Rising
@insanely-madness / Sachi / Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Taurus Rising
@aquathottie / Jennie / Aquarius Sun, Pisces Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@jollyaquarius / Natalia / Aquarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Capricorn Rising
@seeingstarsbrighterthanever / Jensen / Aquarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Virgo Rising
@astraquarius / Flora / Aquarius Sun, Libra Moon, Aquarius Rising
@saturniians / Juliya / Aquarius Sun, Aries Moon
@seizuressalad / Linnea / Aquarius Sun, Gemini Moon, Pisces Rising
@bbygurlarl / Arlene / Aquarius Sun, Capricorn Moon, Libra Rising
@rckhvn / Alexandrina / Aquarius Sun, Capricorn Moon, Aquarius Rising
@nebula-aquarii / Kian / Aquarius Sun, Virgo Moon, Leo Rising

Pisces

@astro-paradiso / Aleksandra / Pisces Sun, Capricorn Moon, Scorpio Rising
@astrollusion / Queen B/Blath / Pisces Sun, Leo Moon, Pisces Rising
@piscessin + @pisces-sin / Sinai / Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon, Cancer Rising
@taliasterology / Talia / Pisces Sun, Taurus Moon, Leo Rising
@euphrasie-jondrette-blog / Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Rising
@sylviaforyou / Sylvia / Pisces Sun, Aries Moon, Taurus Rising
@lilacstrology / Juliet / Pisces Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Gemini Rising
@pisceancherub / Essie / Pisces Sun, Virgo Moon, Libra Rising
@zoomyouchasedthedayaway / Grace / Pisces Sun, Aries Moon, Virgo Rising
@7thsenseastrology / Sam / Pisces Sun, Aries Moon, Libra Rising
@rainbow–veined / Sonny / Pisces Sun, Leo Moon, Sagittarius Rising
@geminni / Marcy / Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Rising
@dreamysaturnian / Lilyrose/Lily / Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon, Capricorn Rising
@pisces-astromancer / Aquamarine / Pisces Sun, Taurus Moon, Aquarius Rising
@astroictionary / Krystal and Yuki / Pisces Sun, Taurus Moon, Leo Rising
@cuteasstro / Alyssa / Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon, Leo Rising

anonymous asked:

What are some of your favorite poems or stories? Like the name of them or something lol, I'm very curious 😂

I actually happen to have a list of my fave poems in my drafts so I can read them whenever I want, so here ya go: 

Slow Dance by Matthew Dickman
One Last Poem for Richard by Sandra Cisneros
A Litany in Which Certain Things are Crossed Out by Richard Siken
Mayakovsky’s Revolver by Matthew Dickman
Other Lives and Dimensions and Finally a Love Poem by Bob Hicok
Dedication by Franz Wright
Phantom Limbs by Anne Michaels
Pittsburgh by Ali Shapiro
Missing Words by Peter Boyle
There Are Birds Here by Jamaal May
What the Living Do by Marie Howe
Small Hands by Lucy Tiven
Elegy Owed by Bob Hicok
Frida Kahlo to Marty McConnell by Marty McConnell
So I Locked Myself Inside a Star for Twenty Years by Jeremy Radin
Love by Matthew Dickman
Snow and Dirty Rain by Richard Siken
Commencement Speech Delivered to an Audience of One by Matthew Olzmann
Untitled (Blue, Green, & Brown): oil on canvas: Mark Rothko: 1952 by Ocean Vuong
Kingdom Animalia by Aracelis Girmay
So I Know by Bob Hicok

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Variations of Gothitelle’s evolution line based on different types of Lolita fashion. Click on each for a full view.

The standard Gothic type is the most common one people come into contact with. Designers became very influenced by Gothitelle’s black and white color scheme, which helped give birth to a new fashion, Elegant Gothic Lolita. 

As soon as other varieties were discovered, such as a very “sweet” looking Gothitelle with pink and blue colors, designers took notice and created more Lolita designs based on these variations.

If Lolita brands existed in the pokemon world, I’d like to think that some of them took inspiration from the Gothitelle line.

I imagined the brand name “Baby, The Stars Shine Bright” was based on the fact that Gothita kind of looks like a baby, and Gothorita/Gothitelle get their power from the stars. The brand name “Metamorphose“ could have also been influenced by how Gothita evolves and changes each time, lol. 

[I’m so proud of myself for finally finishing this thing. My depression made me not care about drawing anymore for the past several weeks, but I’m trying to get back on track again.]

Notes:
★ “Wa” = “Japan, Japanese;” Is used as an adjective in some compound words (washi = “Japanese paper”)
★ “Hime” = “Princess”

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The Chamber of Secrets, a summary
  • Dobby: Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts!
  • Harry: The fuck are you Hogwarts4lyfe
  • Dobby: *Pudding crashes and burns worse than Snape's love life*
  • Uncle Vernon: HARRY DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET AHV FYA- I mean *clears throat* NO FOOD FOR YOU BITCH WELCOME TO CONCENTRATION CAMP DURSLEY
  • Harry: fuck
  • Ron: *mass breakout*
  • Vernon: *falls out window*
  • Fred'n'George: sup
  • Mrs. Weasley: BoYs YaLl DoNe It NoW GeT yo SoRrY AsSeS oVeR HeRe- except you Harry nothing's ever your fault an btw thanks for almost getting my son killed last year
  • Ginny: *highkey stalker*
  • Floo powder: lol you thought things would go right in your life
  • Draco: *exists*
  • Harry: He'S FuCkInG Up tO SoMeThInG
  • Hagrid: *saves Harry from being raped*
  • Hermione: sup
  • Lockhart: OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER HERE TO BOOST MY HALLWAY CRED- I mean- *coughs* you have a few fans yourself, I hear- HERETAKEMYBOOKSTAKETHEMALL
  • Lucius: *is an ass*
  • Aurthur: *fights a bitch*
  • Lucius: *here have this book it's pretty and talks to you but be careful it may possess you*
  • Platform 9 3/4: *is an ass*
  • Ron: Let's just take the flying car illegally instead of just owling Hogwarts or waiting for my parents
  • Harry: k
  • Car: *eighties action music*
  • Harry: can you hear that?
  • Ron: we must be getting close!
  • Harry: hold on-
  • *music grows louder*
  • Hogwarts express with Thomas face on it: DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUN DUN, DUUUUN
  • Car: *crashes*
  • Tree: *is an ass*
  • McGonagall: Idfc just go away here have a sandwich
  • Hermione: sup
  • Shit: hello friends
  • Wall: ThE ChAmBeR Of SeCreTS HaS BeEN OPenEd EnEmIeS oF The HeiR BeWArE
  • Mrs. Norris: hanging by noose from ceiling
  • Harry Ron and Hermione: *are there*
  • Filch: Y'all killed my cat IMMA KILL YA
  • Dumbledore: Bruh you accusing the great Harry Potter?!? If it was anyone else I wouldn't care but since it's Harry SHUT UP
  • Malfoy: *is a slithery Slytherin*
  • Harry: He's the heir
  • Hermione: *starts making potion*
  • Myrtle: *moans*
  • Colin: *takes pictures of Harry*
  • Harry: ew fuck stop
  • Lockhart: StOp YoU cAn'T bE MoRe PopUlAr thAn mE- I mean *coughs* it's unwise to hand out pictures until you're as famous as me
  • Harry: *gets detention* *is worse than Umbridge's blood quill* *hears hissing* *doesn't suspect it could be a snake which is the animal that hisses*
  • Hermione and Ron: sup
  • Harry: can you hear that
  • Ron and Hermione: wtf no you must be insane
  • Harry: lol tru
  • Lockhart: *has dueling club*
  • Snape: *kicks his ass with the disarming spell*
  • Lockhart: totally meant for that to happen now give me a moment while I restart my heart
  • Hermione: *is killed by Millicent but somehow manages to get a hair*
  • Snape: Harry fight Draco
  • Harry and Draco: *fight*
  • Draco: *snakeness intensifies*
  • Harry: (to snake) bruh calm down mate
  • Snake: k
  • Snape: *kills snake*
  • Ernie: Bruh you tryina kill me
  • Harry: lol no but I should asshole
  • Ron: Harry why didn't you tell me you had a completely dead ability when you didn't even know it existed or that it was rare
  • Harry: idk snakes are cool
  • Person: *petrified*
  • Teachers: maybe we should give a shit
  • Dumbledore: lol nope
  • Quidditch: *happens*
  • Draco: training for the ballet, Potter?
  • Harry: *trains for ballet* *breaks arm*
  • Lockhart: OMG GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE TI HEAL HARRY IT WILL BOST MY READERSHIP I mean *coughs* I've done this a thousand times
  • Harry's Arm: *is bendy*
  • Harry: *goes to infirmary* *hears extremely important information*
  • Polyjuice: *happens*
  • Draco: blah blah blah mud blood blah blah blah poor blah blah blah whydoesntpotterloveme
  • Draco: *isnt heir*
  • Harry and Ron: well shit *get the hell outta doge*
  • Hermione: *is cat*
  • Harry: *finds moist book in a girl's bathroom* Imma take this
  • Harry: *ignores more murderous hissing*
  • Diary: hello friend no more sadness today
  • Harry: seems legit
  • Diary: here look at this memory I'm Tom Riddle
  • Harry: k
  • Memory: *happens*
  • Harry: boi why da fk you lyin
  • Hagrid: *is taken to Azkaban because we needed to introduce it for the next book*
  • Harry and Ron: *follow spiders*
  • Spider dude: We do not speak the name of the giant snake in your pipes now excuse me while my children murder you
  • Car: *is real hero of the story*
  • Hermione: *is petrified*
  • Harry and Ron: Shit
  • Hermione: *has clue casually hidden in her hand but takes weeks to find*
  • Harry: ohh it's a Basilisk dats why I can hear it
  • Ginny: *is taken*
  • Professors: *finally give a shit*
  • Lockhart: lol nope
  • Harry: lol yup
  • Myrtle: yah that sink with the snake on it. I mean, it would've been helpful to tell you about it before but whatever have fun
  • Harry: k thx
  • Myrtle: Harry when you die you should stay in here and fuck me
  • Ron: bye bitch
  • Harry: *hisses*
  • Draco: *in dungeons* *gets boner*
  • Chamber: *is opened*
  • Lockhart: I LOVE YOU HARRY! I mean- *coughs* say goodbye to your memories imma just take credit for your stories like I did for erryone else
  • *uses Ron's broken wand* *hits himself* *cavern collapses conveniently blocking Ron and Douchehart on one side and Harry on the other*
  • Ron: lol rip
  • Harry: k bye
  • Ginny: *is almost dead*
  • Harry: shit
  • Tom: *is hot* *appears menacingly*
  • Harry: sup Tom wanna help
  • Tom: lol nope *takes Harry's wand*
  • Harry: Bruh give me my wand
  • Tom: Snakey go kill this twelve year old
  • Harry: *runs*
  • Snake: *is blinded by random phoenix*
  • Harry: *stabs snake with magic sword* *gets bit* *stabs book*
  • Ginny: sup omg Harry that look like it hurts
  • Harry: *gives speech*
  • Fawkes: *cries*
  • Harry: yay I'm healed
  • Fawkes: gets them past all the boulders magically
  • All: *are free*
  • Dobby: *socks are lyfe*
  • Harry: *roast*
  • Credits: *roll*
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“Ezio & Caterina” - Jesper Kyd from the Assassin’s Creed: The Best of Jesper Kyd album

(Previously labeled “Cristina” before official release)

i havent rlly ?? posted a dancer inigo before s o i figure this would b a good time ushfius

i wanted to stick something tharja!inigo related in but i couldnt i cri

also please dont tag as kin/me !! (sorry)

THIS EPISODE GAVE ME THE GIGGLES iiiiit’s POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “dad loved this thing” LMAO THE NEGAN REFERENCE I’M CRYIN THE BAT 
  • i’m sorry that is the best–their AU dad is a megalomaniac in a zombie apocalypse 
  • THE GISHWHES REFERENCE 
  •  finally sam has a dog. wait nevermind 
  • [lucifer voice] mm. kinky. 
  • oh my god i love these awkward business demons 
  • SATAN GETS HIS OWN DOG BUT SAM DOESN’T!? 
  • the thing keeping luci from talking omg this is hilarious 
  • JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ….i like this new angel ;n; (EDIT: the angel i like is the new one talking to cas! i can’t recall his name lol)
  • RIP AWK BUSINESS DEMONS 
  • the glasses! :D 
  • OHHH DEAN IS GONNA BE PIIIIISSED 
  • the green cooler has made ITS ACTION DEBUT 
  • OHHHOOOH SHIT CROWLEY OHHH THIS IS SUPER COOL “this vessel is your cage” I HAVE WANTED THIS SO BAD 
  • NO! cas! you have! a HOME! ON EARTH

i hope this means WE’RE GOING TO GET SOME OF OUR OLD ANGELS BACK

anonymous asked:

Mingyu daycare!au please~

- you have a little brother who’s about five years old
- every day, your mom drops him off at daycare before she goes to work
- but one day, she’s been asked to come to work earlier so you tell her that you’ll drop your brother off first; your shift at your part-time job doesn’t start for another two hours anyway
- so you walk down the streets holding your little brother’s hand while he enthusiastically tells you how excited he is to see teacher mingyu
- you ask “who’s teacher mingyu?” and your brother tells you that he’s the coolest and funniest teacher ever
- and he tells you that one time he climbed on mingyu’s shoulders and it felt like he could see the world and you just laugh as how innocent that sounded
- you finally get to the daycare and you kneel down to unzip his winter jacket and while you’re telling him to behave, someone says “good morning, (your little brother’s name)!!”
- your brother exclaims “good morning teacher mingyu!!” and at his words, you look up
- and you see this tall, handsome boy standing by the door
- he’s wearing an apron too but it looks so cute how does he do it????
- you just look at your little brother and scream with your eyes “why didn’t you tell me he was GOOD-LOOKING I LOOK LIKE TRASH RIGHT NOW”
- after unzipping your little brother’s coat, you stand up straight and say “good morning” to which mingyu replies “good morning!! you’re (your little brother’s name)’s sibling i’m guessing??”
- you nod “that’s me. i was just here to drop him off so…. i’ll be going now”
- mingyu smiles “it was nice meeting you” and you say “you too” before practically sprinting out the door
- you get back home and the whole time you’re waiting for your shift to start and even during your shift, you just keep thinking about how you looked so bad in front of someone so handsome and you’re like fml
- after work, you check your cellphone to see that your mom sent you a text message saying that she’s going to be doing overtime
- but then it says that teacher mingyu’s already been informed, and your little brother’s just waiting for you to pick him up now
- you’re like NO NOT AGAIN
- you look at the time and you can’t even run home to change because your little brother ended like ten mins ago already
- you just wrap your scarf around your mouth and pull your hood up to hide yourself
- but while you’re walking there, it actually is really cold and you reach into your pockets to take out your mittens only to realize you left them home and you’re like great
- when you finally get to the daycare, you see mingyu zipping up your little brother’s jacket and you just melt at the scene because HOW CUTE
- when your brother sees you, he gives mingyu a hug before running up to you and grabbing your hand
- mingyu walks over to you and you sink deeper into your jacket
- he says “hi again!! is it cold outside??”
- before you could answer or even greet him back, your little brother nods and says “their hands are cold!!”
- mingyu says “oh, in that case….” he then walks over to the coat hanger and reaches into a trench coat and pulls out a pair of mittens
- he walks over to you and says “you can borrow these for today”
- you shake your head and exclaim “no it’s fine!! you’re going to get cold!!”
- mingyu just smiles and says “i’d feel more at ease if you took them, you can return them whenever you can”
- you say “oh…. thank you” and you take the mittens while smiling
- when you exit the daycare, your little brother says “you’re all red” and you just go like SH NO I’M NOT LET’S GO
- the next day, you offer to take your brother to daycare again so that you can give mingyu his mittens back
- and you made sure to dress up nicely LOL
- you get there, and you fail to notice mingyu’s face light up when he sees you
- he walks over to you and says “good morning” and you smile “good morning” while holding out the mittens you borrowed from him
- mingyu takes them and you say “i hope you weren’t too cold yesterday….” and he says “i wasn’t cold at all, don’t worry. i never got your name by the way….?”
- you say “oh! i’m sorry—” and he cuts you off and says “i’m sorry? that’s a funny name”
- you just look at him with a straight face and he laughs at your reaction, saying “that was bad i’m sorry” LOL
- you end up laughing too though, and continue “i’m (name), it’s nice to meet you” and he says “nice to meet you too, (name).”
- while talking to him, you see the other kids pulling on his shirt saying “teacher mingyu!! are they your s/o??”
- you and mingyu shakes your heads “no!! it’s not like that!!”
- that’s when you excuse yourself, leaving to get to your work
- but since that day….. you’ve been the one to bring your little brother to daycare
- you and mingyu have become good friends over time
- you’d sometimes bring him a drink from your work and he’d give you an extra meal he made in class
- but with time, you realize that you’ve fallen for him
- you know you’ll probably never confess so for now…. being friends is good enough for you
- you feel like you’re really obvious though because every day, your little brother asks “do you like teacher mingyu??” but you always say “you’re five, why are you asking me this? LOL”
- but one day, while walking your brother to daycare, he asks you for the hundredth “do you like teacher mingyu??”
- you sigh in exasperation and say “yes i do, (your little brother’s name). i like him a lot. now will you stop asking?”
- his eyes brighten when you say that and he says “really??” and you nod your head and say “really.”
- you finally get to the daycare, and like always, you and mingyu talk for a while
- but the kids pull on his shirt and exclaim “teacher!! we have to get started right away!!”
- you ask “another project?” and mingyu nervously laughs and replies “yeah i guess you can say that….”
- you say “have a good day then, i’ll be back later to pick my brother up” and when you exit the door, you can’t help but think that mingyu looks a bit uneasy today
- you eventually forget about it and go on with your day
- your shift finally comes to an end and you get to the daycare, but weirdly…. there aren’t any kids at the entrance getting ready to leave with a parent
- in fact, everything’s just dead silent….
- you call out “mingyu?? is everything okay??” but when you don’t receive an answer, you walk into the room
- and you gasp when you see the room decorated with streamers and balloons
- but what surprises you most is to see all the little kids holding up a sign that says “(name), i like you!!”
- mingyu then jumps up from behind the huge sign with flowers in his hand and laughs “it was the kids’ idea….. i know it’s really cheesy, but…… will you go out with me, (name)?”
- you laugh and when you nod your head, all the kids cheer excitedly
- especially your little brother
- when he runs up to you, you ask “is that why you kept asking me if i liked him??”
- he grins “he told me to ask!!”
- when mingyu hears that, he runs over to him and covers his mouth and says “NO I DIDN’T”
- you laugh “really, mingyu?” and he just grins sheepishly as he hands you the flowers he got you
- you say “thank you” and you lean in to give him a kiss on the cheek, but he says “woah, not in front of the children”
- you look down to see the kids either covering their eyes, giggling or gasping
- you say “why not?”
- after you kiss him, you both laugh as the kids all scream in either excitement or disgust
- but really, they’re all just happy to see that the person their favorite teacher likes feels the same way

thank you for your request!! ^^

As a little girl, Lily had never particularly liked her name for three very important reasons.
For one, the idea of everyone in the family being named after flowers, while seemingly a good one from the outside, got a little boring when she had to write out Christmas letters to Aunt Daisy, cousin Daisy, and second cousin once removed Daisy; or when someone yelled Rose at a party and four women answered.
Secondly, Lily didn’t even particularly like lilies. Her favorite flowers were sunflowers, thank you very much, and when boys tried to flirt with her by giving her lilies she usually just got annoyed.
Lastly, and most importantly, lilies were a funeral flower, and Lily Evans was anything but a funeral. Lily Evans was, as a matter of fact, brimming over with life.
In her third year Lily sat next to Sirius Black in Charms, as he had to be separated from his mates due to misbehavior and Flitwick thought she would be a good influence, and during class she learned three very important things about him.
Firstly, he wasn’t as bad as Severus made him out to be, and neither were his friends, as long as they were away from Severus. Often times she could depend on them to make her laugh after a long day, and also hanging about Sirius and his mates enabled her to team up with Peter Pettigrew at cards and trick James Potter out of his “vastly over the top riches”, as Remus Lupin liked to call them.
Secondly, he was immensely posh, and also a pureblood, both of which Lily had known before but never really realized the consequences of, and also was most assuredly not, and so the two of them spent particularly boring classes swapping stories about their upbringings, which culminated in Lily giving Sirius several toy cars for his birthday, which he Charmed to drive through the air and deliver messages to and fro in the Gryffindor common room and dorms.
Lastly, and most importantly, his family also named children according to a theme, in his case stars, and so he partially understood the absurdity of it all. The two took to calling each other by different names every time they saw each other, to the rest of the school’s bemusement, Lily’s favorite for Sirius being Adhara, as it meant virgin and so made Sirius mad, and Sirius’ being mushroom, for no particular reason other than when he called Lily it she would clench her jaw every time without fail and he thought it was hilarious.
In her fifth year Lily did patrols with Remus Lupin, as they were the two fifth year Gryffindor prefects, and also friends, and so she learned three very important things about him.
Firstly, he wasn’t as prim as Sirius made him out to be, and the two spent many happy hours cursing anything that was troubling them while on their patrols, including but not limited to extra long essays, strange chocolate shortages (because Peter kept stealing it) and Sirius’ tendency to wear Lily’s socks, because the two were the same foot size and he insisted her socks were the best for flying in.
Secondly, he was absolute disaster, for all he appeared to be neat and clean, and as Lily was near disaster levels as well, they both had to accept James fussing over them as much as he was allowed, especially the time they came back from patrols with a total of one broken nose, three black eyes, six bruised ribs and two senses of extreme cockiness because they had actually won the fight, no matter their injuries.
Lastly, and most importantly, he was a werewolf, but that wasn’t the really important part. The really important part was that his mates had become illegal Animagus in order to help him, which not only helped their nicknames to actually make some fucking sense, it was also very fucking amazing and gave Lily a new respect for the four boys and their oddly codependent friendship.
In her seventh year Lily dated James, as always had rather liked him, and his head had deflated quite a bit, and in the process she learned three very important things about him.
Firstly, he liked to give her lavish bouquets, but fortunately was a very good listener and so remembered the time she had complained about boys giving her lilys all the time. Instead, James gave her roses on Valentine’s Day, poinsettias and mistletoe on Christmas, violets and buttercups when she was feeling down, and sunflowers for her birthday.
Secondly, he was horrible at understanding the value of money and how to save, as he really was disgustingly rich and didn’t have to. Lily ended up with quite a few beautiful necklaces she didn’t know what to do with until she finally cracked and told James that if he had to buy her something, it may as well be something she needed, and that he could go shopping for clothes with her the next time they went into the village.
Lastly, and most importantly, he loved her quite a lot. Enough, actually, to propose to her, and also to agree to name all their daughters after flowers, because even though Lily hated her name, she intended to pass on the tradition, and James didn’t really care what the kids were named as long as he had enough to put together a full Quidditch team.
In her last year Lily raised her son, as she loved him with all her heart and was in hiding to protect him, and learned three very important things about herself.
Firstly, she was restless in the house they were hiding in, and actually couldn’t stand being inactive. She started brewing potions for the Order with all her spare time, and would send them to Dumbledore every time someone visited.
Secondly, she really did enjoy being a mother, and dreamed of seeing her Harry going off to school to get up to his own mischief, and although she still thought an entire Quidditch team was a rather tall order for children, she would quite like a few more.
Lastly, and most importantly, her name may have been an omen from the start. Because Lily Evans was full of life, but she died too soon, all for the love of her son and her fieriness in standing up for what she believed in.

A/N
Hey babes! Here’s some new writing (finally lol) and also the reason I was on the star name wiki earlier this week! I’m not sure about the format of this tbh but I felt like I needed to get something out cause I’ve been bored with myself frankly. AP tests and finals are coming up quick so don’t expect anything new too soon but I do have a couple things in the works and I’m hoping to get one of my classic bullet point posts done before I go on vacation in June. Ty for reading!

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Zoro and Luffy friendship/broship/second-to-captain-ship
I don’t know how you can name their relation- it’s like- superultranakamaship
I just like the dynamic. I mean, Zoro bowed to Mihawk, and Luffy offered some of his bento to Zoro. that gotta be like- Best friend stuff you know

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New Girl: Here's the Story Behind Schmidt's LOL First Name
The following story contains major spoilers about Tuesday’s New Girl. Proceed at your own peril. And we repeat — if you haven’t watched the episode, don’t read any further.
By Michael Ausiello

Baer: “ All indications are that it’s a very good possibility that we are coming back. I think what Jake was responding to was the fact that we were trying to… end of the season in a way that could satisfy audiences.”

TRUST ME, FOLKS. WE’LL GET A SEASON 7.

Finkel: “We still feel like we have stories to tell. And given where the season finale ends, you can sort of see where we could pick up and where future stories can come from.”

That’s exactly what I’ve been saying all along. There are so many more stories to tell.

The Signs On Friday 🎉

ig//horoscopezone

Aries: I’m crying tears of joy.
Taurus: Bout to fuck some shit up.
Gemini: I finally feel free :)
Cancer: Netflix and my bed are calling me.
Leo: Highkey just ready to chill.
Virgo: lol what it’s Friday already?
Libra: I am literally too pumped.
Scorpio: I'ma have myself the biggest me day.
Sagittarius: The clubs are calling my name.
Capricorn: My time has come.
Aquarius: Exhausted but ready to party.
Pisces: That week was tbh a blur.

:)

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This is Edison, one of my fav spiders ever! This lil jumping spider holed up in our house for the winter and helped keep the pesky flying bugs from chewing up our indoor plants. They love hanging around light bulbs, hence the name 💡

It’s finally warm enough to put them outside (much to the relief of my roomies lol) and earlier this afternoon, as they lept out of the cup with which I escorted them, they gave me the cutest wave goodbye 💖🕷

Have fun in your new home among the pansies, sweet Edison! 🌼🌸 Thanks for the free pest control!

We are getting there…………….. ever so slowly…………..

So this is my girl that´s going to kick off my story/legacy. I haven’t fully decided on a name yet (kinda having trouble deciding between Ylva, Tora and Turid), but yeah ♥ This is not going to be her final look, there’s probably a lot I’m going to change before the story begins for real LOL but I wanted to shares what she looks like so far.