barry: chaalupa what the fuck is this…. umbrella wand you made……..
chaalupa: barry listen, this is gonna be the next big fucking thing.
chaalupa: it eats wizards. sucks up them boys like spaghetti noodles
chaalupa: absorbs them boys like a sponge soakin up water my dude
chaalupa: my crowning achievement
barry: please don’t talk to me about this ever again
Could you write a connor x evan where no one knows their dating and Zoe, Alana, Jared, Connor, and Evan are eating lunch and Zoe, Alana, and Jared notice a hickie on Evans neck and they freak out and him and connor ars super embarrassed
When Evan and Connor became a thing, they decided against telling anyone. They knew their friends would be overbearing if they did tell them. So they thought it was just better to keep the relationship between themselves.
The day had gone by normally. The two boys went to classes and ended up eating lunch with their friends. Zoe, Alana and Jared were all still in dark about the relationship between the two boys.
“So I was like Mr. Bellden, with all due respect I believe I deserved one hundred percent on this project-” Alana was in the midst of her story when Jared cut her off.
“Evan is that a hickey!” Jared gasped as he saw the small purple bruise poking out from Evan’s collar.
Evan blushed. “N-no it’s not!”
Zoe’s eyes widened as she saw part of the little bruise. “Oh my god Evan! Who the hell gave you a hickey!” Zoe was in utter shock. Evan had a boyfriend or girlfriend? Why didn’t he tell them?
“Evan, I didn’t expect this from you of all people!” Alana was shocked.
Connor had to hide his blush, holy fuck. Evan was right he should not have given him a hickey in that spot. “Wait a second! Connor are you blushing too! Are you the one who gave Evan that hickey!” Jared laughed.
“Oh my god ew, no.” Zoe gagged. The thought of her brother and Evan dating was weird to her.
“You guys! What the heck!” Alana covered her face.
Both Evan and Connor were super embarrassed. They’d done so well with hiding their relationship but a little hickey was enough to make the two teens all flustered and embarrassed.
Jared, Alana and Zoe were all still freaking out and making fun of them
“I hate you so much.” Evan muttered as he covered his face.
“I hate myself too don’t fucking worry.” Connor grumbled back, the blush still evident on his pale cheeks.
It had been a week since the two of you broke up. Things between the two of you weren’t the same. He was traveling all around the world living his dream, while you were finishing off school. His hectic schedule and the distance was just too much and you decided to end it. It’s not what you wanted but it was for the best. Jin had finished his concert. The concert you were going to attend. Once he got back stage he began to cry. He couldn’t stand not being with you. The boys came to comfort him, but it wasn’t enough. He just wanted you.
You had just gotten into a fight with Yoongi. You and Yoongi had been dating for almost a year and he decided to dump you out of the blue. You didn’t know why, but Yoongi did. You’re relationship was too good. You were too good to him. He believed that he would eventually mess up, lose you and get hurt. So what was his solution? He broke up with you. He watched as you packed your things and left, holding back his tears. After you had left he could not hold them anymore and slid down the wall, bursting into tears.
The both of you knew it would have to end soon. It was getting too hard to even text. He was super busy and you were super busy. The both of you sat down together and talked it out. Yes there was screaming and tears, but in the end you both came to a consensus. There was no pointed fingers. You were calmly sleeping when your phone started to blow up. You had thousands of twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, and text messages. You opened your best friends message. You found a video of BTS on stage, on that exact night. The performance was of Butterfly. You smiled throughout the entire song, until Namjoon showed up on your screen, crying. You could hear the passion in his words, making you cry.
The two of you had not been together for two months. After you broke up, hoseok didn’t cry, he just consumed himself in his work. He was working in the studio when Yoongi came. He had noticed how he didn’t wallow after the two of you broke up. The moment Yoongi mentioned you, hoseok froze. Hearing your name for the first time in a while, broke him. He started crying in front of Yoongi. He explained how he felt empty without you and the only way to fill the emptiness was to consume himself with work.
You broke up with him. You were a fool to think Jimin could give you that. He was touring the entire time. You broke up with the night he came back from tour. Jimin knew it was coming. He left your apartment right after and walked to the nearest bar. He drank and drank until he could forget your name. He drank so much that he got into a fight because of nothing. Namjoon found Jimin in the bar bleeding. He dragged him all the way to their place. Jimin started crying in the elevator, desperately calling for you.
Taeh and you were everybody’s favorite couple. The adorable boy loved you with his entire heart, so he didn’t understand why you broke up with him. You came into his place looking like you had just cried for hours, which you had. You were scared that Taeh would leave you, you could not bare to think that he would break your heart like the last guy did. You didn’t want to break up with him, but you did. The next day Taeh and the boys were eating when a fan came up to Taeh and asked about you. He held in his tears and said you were back home. Right after the fan left he began to cry to the boys.
The both of you were so happy in your relationship. Jungkooks family loved you so much, but your family did not. They thought that he was going to cheat on you. It was bound to happen since he was famous right? Doubts filled your head every day. You started to distance yourself from Jungkook. You didn’t answer his texts or calls. One day you stopped talking to him. No one knew about this, so when the boys mentioned you in an interview jungkook broke down in front of the boys and the fans.
im outta the loop what happened with ian and tana? :o
To the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Now this is a story all about how,
A white girl got flipped, turned upside down.
And I’d like to take a minute, so have a seat.
I’ll tell you how Tana Mongoose is now deceased.
In San Antonio born and raised, destroying YouTube channels he spent most of his days.
Chilling out, calling out, and catching the fakes.
And cooking with the boys and eating vomit cake.
When this drama queen, who was up to no good.
Started saying “kill yourself” in his neighborhood.
So he said one little word and gave an evil stare, so she said “CRAZED MAN ATTACKED ME AT A MEETUP??!! I’M SO SCARED! *NOT CLICKBAIT*”
So he set up his cam, the content cop gear.
And he made something that all of YouTube fears.
He made good points and he delivered the hit,
He released a video on how she’s a hypocrite.
And then her subs went down and his went up,
Shouldn’t have messed with the man, the myth, the legend Idubbbz.
He looked at his kingdom, and all of his views.
And sat on his throne as the King of YouTube
I kind of love how obvious the satire they’re pushing about the environment of shipping is and how it’s obviously manufactured… but at the same time… we’re so used to the manufactured stuff you know that we’re just going to eat it up