they eat a lot of people

Dad Tips from DD:ADDS
  • Dad Tip #1: Don't forget to floss everyday
  • Dad Tip #2: It's never too early to invest in a personal IRA
  • Dad Tip #3: Start building creidt as early as possible
  • Dad Tip #4: Stand up for yourself - don't let anyone disrespect you
  • Dad Tip #5: Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
  • Dad Tip #6: Don't trust anyone who likes their meat well done
  • Dad Tip #7: LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
  • Dad Tip #8: Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
  • Dad Tip #9: Don't use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
  • Dad Tip #10: If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires toward the street
  • Dad Tip #11: It's rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
  • Dad Tip #12: Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
  • Dad Tip #13: Buy quality, not quantity
  • Dad Tip #14: Shave with the grain
  • Dad Tip #15: You always have time for a beer with your buds
  • Dad Tip #16: Always use a coat of wax after wash
  • Dad Tip #17: Nothing can beat reading in print.
  • Dad Tip #18: Always carry a pocket knife
  • Dad Tip #19: Use your hips when throwing
  • Dad Tip #20: Keep your word
  • Dad Tip #21: Eat a lot of broccoli
  • Dad Tip #22: Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
  • Dad Tip #23: Take care of your health while you're still young
  • Dad Tip #24: Always help a friend in need.
  • Dad Tip #25: Drink plenty of water
  • Dad Tip #26: Exercise regularly and you'll stay healthy!
  • Dad Tip #27: Don't eat too close to your bedtime
  • Dad Tip #28: Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
  • Dad Tip #29: Medicine is not always the best medicine
  • Dad Tip #30: Always bring a war chest
  • Dad Tip #31: You're young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
  • Dad Tip #32: You can't beat the whammy bar
  • Dad Tip #33: The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
  • Dad Tip #34: Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
  • Dad Tip #35: It's called masking tape for a reason
  • Dad Tip #36: Trust no one
  • Dad Tip #37: If you press the ignition too long you'll just flood the engine
  • Dad Tip #38: The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
  • Dad Tip #39: They really stepped up the production value for Episode V
  • Dad Tip #40: Managing debt is just part of being an adult
  • Dad Tip #41: Run through the finish line
  • Dad Tip #42: What you do, when you don't have to, will determine where you'll be when you can't help it
  • Dad Tip #43: When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
  • Dad Tip #44: Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
  • Dad Tip #45: Do what you love and the money will come
  • Dad Tip #46: Do it once, do it right
  • Dad Tip #47: Don't skip the corners
  • Dad Tip #48: Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
  • Dad Tip #49: If the police are driving behind you, don't give them probable cause to pull you over
  • Dad Tip #50: Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
  • Dad Tip #51: You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
  • Dad Tip #52: A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye.
  • Dad Tip #53: Pet every dog.
  • Dad Tip #54: Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
  • Dad Tip #55: Liquor beforee beef, you're in the clear
  • Dad Tip #56: Go ask your mother
  • Dad Tip #57: If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs... make a really nice omelet
  • Dad Tip #58: Practice makes permanent.
  • Dad Tip #59: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
  • Dad Tip #60: Never give up, never remember
  • Dad Tip #61: That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
  • Dad Tip #62: Whistle while you work
  • Dad Tip #63: Please remember to call us once in a while
  • Dad Tip #64: Get whatever job you want, just make sure it includes health insurance
  • Dad Tip #65: grow your own vegetables. It's cheaper, I think
  • Dad Tip #66: It's okay if you don't come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
  • Dad Tip #67: Try to exercise regularly
  • Dad Tip #68: Sleep is important! Make sure you're getting enough.
  • Dad Tip #69: It's okay to cry if you're sad
  • Dad Tip #70: Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don't sleep on rocks
  • Dad Tip #71: Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
  • Dad Tip #72: The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
  • Dad Tip #73: When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
  • Dad Tip #74: Anyone who tells you that a drink isn't manly has never known heartache
  • Dad Tip #75: Call someone if you're thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you.
  • Dad Tip #76: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
  • Dad Tip #77: Don't smoke
  • Dad Tip #78: Try not to make assumptions about people
  • Dad Tip #79: Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches
  • Dad Tip #81: It's better to be early than latE
  • Dad Tip #82: Eat a balance meal everyday that includes vegetables, fruit and proteins
  • Dad Tip #83: Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
  • Dad Tip #84: Treat people better than they treat you
  • Dad Tip #85: Be generous and kind to everyone
  • Dad Tip #85: Be generous and kind to everyone
  • Dad Tip #86: Always try your best at everything
  • Dad Tip #87: Spend less money than you make
  • Dad Tip #88: Pay your bills early
  • Dad Tip #89: Look at situations positively
  • Dad Tip #90: Always try to make others around you happy
  • Dad Tip #91: Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable
  • Dad Tip #92: You're never too busy or important to be kind to others
Things that are awkward or uncomfortable

1. A fan accusing you and you charity of misappropriation of funds

2. A fan sneaking (barefoot) on the stage past security, against ALL instruction not to.

3. Waking up on a plane to find a fan hovering over you.

4. A fan telling all her followers that you are really into giving oral sex

5. A fan believing that you are sending her secret messages through your tweets to other people

6. A fan finding out where you live, where you eat, and then spending a lot of time in your neighbourhood.

7. A fan blasting you on Twitter because you did not pay enough attention to her

8. A fan who joins the gym you go to and secretly tells people you are fucking.

9. A fan who uses information from someone she gets close to on staff in order to fight with other fans

10. The assistant of an aging celebrity making up stories about your interactions in order to gain notoriety.


anonymous asked:

How do you respond to things like, "my relative lived in a communist regime (china/ussr/cuba/etc) and they thought it was awful/terrible/they suffered a whole lot." I dont want to minimize other people's suffering and say "communism is just better than capitalism no matter what happened to your relatives." How would you respond to that type of criticism?

I saw that you asked @violaslayvis the same question and I pretty much second his reply- if their suffering was having their private land on which they worked peasants to death taken so that they could no longer exploit people on it, then fuck them, and if their suffering was homophobic crackdowns or just not being able to eat, then obviously that’s a very genuine concern that should be treated as such. But this idea that capitalism doesn’t kill people is silly at best, and dangerous really because people die every single day because of their lack of access to housing, medical care, education, etc specifically because they are unable to afford that access. Obviously every socialist project to date has had failings, and many have had major failings, and I am not personally one to pretend otherwise for anyone’s sake because I find it silly. But the misattribution of those problems to “socialism” vaguely is incorrect- outside intervention specifically geared at weakening socialist countries’ economies, literal warfare against those countries, embargoes against those countries, repeated attempts at capitalist countries’ infiltration and the ensuing and reasonable paranoia around that, assassinations, US backed coups- all of these have had major impacts on the abilities of socialist countries to care for their people, meaning many avoidable deaths in socialists countries have literally happened as a result of Western intervention.

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Hey pals, I’ve put myself under a news blackout…

Leverage gang goes to Costco?

Yessssssssss.


“What do we need?”

“Don’t you have the list?”

Eliot gave him an unimpressed look and held up a scrap of paper. “This list you made, that just has the word ‘EVERYTHING’ underlined three times?”

“Okay, so we need three of everything,” Hardison said, wheeling the cart deeper into the Costco. “What about that is so hard to understand?”

“The part where everything could mean anything, Hardison!”

“Well, in this case, everything means everything I use to make our equipment, so half the electronics aisle. Surveillance cameras, bluetooth headsets, microbatteries, spare solder–”

“Isn’t that what we got last month?”

“Yes, it is. And now we need more of everything, because you people treat the precious, delicate pieces of equipment I spend my weekends painstakingly assembling like they’re friggin’ legos, and we’re down to three working comm units.” Hardison pulled into the electronics aisle, walking past all the desktop PCs and zeroing in on the do-it-yourself circuitry supply bins. “You want to try running a con without earbuds and button cams?”

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Some personal advice for the new school year (aimed at incoming high school freshmen)

•Make friends within a lot of different groups and don’t isolate yourself
•Do Your Homework ! As soon as it is assigned !
•Eat breakfast, it makes your day a lot better
•That one senior dude who hangs around freshman girls, yea, AVOID HIM!
•I CANNOT stress the previous point enough !
•Unless your teachers are explicitly assholes, be nice to them, they’re there to teach you + it’ll be easier for everyone
•Being a dick to people is not cool At All
•Try to be as comfortable as possible without breaking dress code
•No one really cares how you look, they’re too worried about what other people are thinking of them to notice
•Participate in school events to meet new people or just have a nice time
•On the other hand, don’t feel any pressure to go to every dance, or fundraiser, or trip etc.
•Drinking, drugs, random sex, aren’t cool. You’re so young, don’t try to grow up when you’re not ready.
•Don’t feel bad about not having a significant other, everyone in high school kinda sucks anyways
•Lastly, everyone is kinda scared, everyone is worried about how they look, sound, act. Don’t put any pressure on yourself to “be a certain way” you’ll end up doing more harm to yourself than help

Suicidal thoughts and self harm issues.

Since Ramadan, a lot of brothers and sisters have complained about suicidal thoughts or self harm. One brother I know is at an Islamic university and he too has complained about such things.

Just remember you are not alone and it could be Shaytaan and/or even due to hormones and/or mineral deficiency.

Practical steps.

1. Eat healthy
2. Drink lots of water
3. Sleep early, wake up early
4. Stay around positive people, think positive
5. Stay away from social media (esp tumblr) if it is making you sad
6. Speak to someone and don’t keep it in
7. Dont procrastinate, keep yourself busy with good things
8. Remember it’s normal, however if it’s persistent seek medical help (could be a simple imbalance of hormones or lack of certain minerals)
9. Exercise
10. Get out of a busy environment and go to the park get some fresh air.
11. Take cold showers
12. Control you anger and stay away from situations where you will argue.


Islamic things to do (even if your not Muslim)

1. Do Ruqyah on yourself, place your hand on your chest and read the Quran on you (doesn’t matter what surah, even Al Fatihah)
2. Listen to the Quran and Islamic lectures
3. Eat honey
4. Drink Zamzam
5. Have black seed oil
6. Don’t argue about Islamic issues
7. Morning and evening duas (they are specific and can be found online
8. Seek forgiveness from Allah of your sins
9. Make dua!
10. Speak to an Islamic Scholar or even your friends if you think they can help.
11. Pray your Salah on time.
12. Seek Islamic knowledge

May Allah protect us all from this and cure those suffering.

So let me explain my coconut oil post from earlier because I was gone all day and couldn’t really engage in a real discussion.

Coconut oil is not bad for you, but that statement could be said about many things, what’s bad for most people is the amount of (insert thing here) they consume. 

The reason I said the AHA was trying to distract people is because fats are not what this country’s biggest issue is. Sugars are. And while there are definitely fats that are detrimental to your health, they are nowhere near killing people at the rate that sugar is. So by releasing anything other than “STOP EATING A SHIT LOAD OF SUGAR” I feel the AHA is doing the people a disservice. 

It’s no secret that corn syrup basically runs our food industry, which means there’s a shit load of money in it. Which also means the AHA probably gets a lot of “donations” to not talk shit about sugar. Call it a conspiracy if you will, but it seems pretty obvious to me. 

petitpainaulait  asked:

oh man, everyone is giving you advices on how to make a round pancake and i just pour the batter and it becomes round by its own (・ัω・ั) i don't know what could be the problem, but the cookie cutter trick sounds like it must work (・∀・) good luck!

Thanks dear! I’ve never got lucky making pancake. They usually ended up flat and burned (I got scolded a lot by my friend who had to eat half of those failed pancakes with me god bless her soul). I will use all the pieces of advice I got from kind people on tumblr so far and try to make another batch of pancakes one day!

Got7 Reaction To Their GF Losing Too Much Weight

*GIFs Not Mine*

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Anonymous said:

can I have a got7 reaction to their s/o losing weight (in an unhealthy way- becoming very skinny kind of thing)? please

Mark: *I think Mark might not know how to react because I imagine he’s kind of used to people around him losing weight a lot because many idols diet in relatively unhealthy ways. I think he might try to be more subtle and just work to make sure when they’re together they eat good food and enough food and if his so is getting weird about eating, he’d probably take it up a notch and confront them about it*

Originally posted by gsvnrewind

JB: *I can see JB not being the most tactful one about an issue like this, I can definitely picture him going ‘hey, you need to eat more.’ in his monotone voice and leave it at that. It’s not that he wouldn’t care or wouldn’t want to be tactful, he just is a pretty blunt person.*

Originally posted by saranghaeyojw

Jackson: *I feel like Jackson would actually have one of the most serious reactions out of the members because he’s dieted and worked out to the detriment of his health before and that’d be the last thing he’d want for his SO, I can see him having a frank conversation and having all kinds of resources and tips about handling underlying issues that cause unhealthy weightloss.*

Originally posted by ikon-maniac

Jinyoung: *Jinyoung is another one I feel would be kind of slow on the draw and would not know really what to do. He’d definitely wait to ask his so about it until they were alone and he’d probably do some research about the weightloss but initially he really wouldn’t know quite what he should do*

Originally posted by pinkhoodiemark

Youngjae:  *Youngjae definitely wouldn’t want to do. I picture him definitely trying to bring his so food and make sure they ate together, leaving fruits or snacks with them. But he wouldn’t know if he really had the right to talk to them about it until he spent quite a really worrying about it on his own.*

Originally posted by got7official

BamBam: *BamBam I can picture being the type to invite his so over for homecooked meals (I’m guessing he can cook at least on a basic level) and then probably ask them about the weightloss as tactfully as he could. He’d want to know what was going on.* 

Originally posted by pinkhoodiemark

Yugyeom: *I can picture him being kind of tactless like JB in that he’d basically just bluntly ask what was going on before he’d go into how concerned he was. He’d definitely be the type to look up at his so and go ‘you’ve been losing an awful lot of weight, what’s up?’*

Originally posted by wang-thighs

anonymous asked:

There was this one time that I brought my sister to the liquor store because I was going to buy some snacks and this lady comes up to me and says "oh what an adorable girl! How old is your daughter?" I was in 7th. 7th grade (year 8 for y'all Europeans) man. This might've been the first time, but certainly not the last. People still mistaken her as my daughter. Looks are very deciving(?) Antis. Very much so.

Like the fact I’m a 19 year old adult who lives on my own a lot of the time and who drives and votes and I still get offered the kids menu when I go out to eat w my parents. I also get away with getting child tickets on the train but idm that bc it’s like half the price lmao

to-japan-and-back  asked:

When you get this, answer with five things that make you happy. Then send it to the last ten people on your recent activity!!

This is a nice ask, thank you! (I’ll try to answer in Japanese first-practice, practice)

1)毎日の晩、家族と一潮に夕食を食べる。みんなは話し合って、笑いている。多い食べ物は子供の椅子の下に落ちる…
(Every night, I eat dinner with my family. Everyone talks and laughs. A lot of food ends up under the kids’ chairs.)

2)面白い小説とか、美し映画とか、どれでもいい話
(An interesting novel, a beautiful movie, any kind of good story)

3)おいしい一杯のお茶
(A nice cup of tea)

4)勉強しにながら、一つのことを突如わかる。
(When I’m studying, and something suddenly clicks.)

5)友達と長話 ♡
(A long talk with a friend)

anonymous asked:

Okay but you don't have to have an "ed" to have disordered eating/thoughts, not trying to be rude but saying that you don't care how you lost weight even if it's unhealthy, you probably have at least disordered thoughts. I think that's how a lot of peoples EDs are, you don't think you have one until one day you wake up and realize you do

It’s true that I have disordered thoughts, because I don’t think I would have a thinspo blog if I had not at least a bit but I feel like I haven’t been at the point where the ed is “real” in my mind where I’m stressed by the fact of eating food or something, like now  I can eat “””normally””” even tho I hate myself for eating “bad” food sometimes, I don’t know..

callmedianaprince  asked:

How are you liking being vegan? 🐣😜 Have you observed any changes mentally/physically from making the change?

It’s very hard to say because I’ve always been a positive healthy minded person🤷🏽‍♀️I think morally speaking, people who choose a cruelty-free lifestyle, do so because they’re already on a virtuous path. As the first limb of yoga is non-violence, which includes animals. So it’s kind of one of the first steps to positive soul growth, to becoming alignment with who you truly are, which is pure goodness. Baring in mind I never ate meat anyway, I’ve never been much of a meat eater. I eat better now, I never use to eat proper meals, but now I eat quite a lot and I love it 🤗I also cook more too, I’ve become quite the chef 💁🏽 it definitely helped me developed my cooking skills. It helps you develop self-discipline as well, and strength of character because it makes you say no to the things that conflict your values. I think it helps develop a lot of your internal qualities and values, it makes you more conscious in every aspect of life 💗

anonymous asked:

Hey beautiful people! I was wondering if you could help me find this fic I read a while ago where Liam was a fireman and Zayn was a photographer. Zayn was working in a calander for charity and the firemen at the local station were the models. I remenber Harry was Zayn's assistant and Niall and Louis were firemen as well! Lots of love 💕

i looove that one!

keep this love (in a photograph)

big brother player opinion break down time

disclaimer: this is game talk. has nothing to do with how i feel about them as people. 

  • paul - idk why these fuckers are taking him out of the game. i’ll give him credit that his social game has been pretty good. there’s a reason why people are eating out of his hand. i can’t figure it out but they’re drinking his koolaid and they like it. his strategy is dumb and yes his game has had a lot of help from perks but he’s not only slipping away from the target but he’s getting ppl to do what he wants. i don’t care for his game but it’s not the shittiest i’ve ever seen. 
  • cody - uhmmmm this dumbass doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. i don’t know why he doesn’t think he has to do any work to get his way in the house. like any time jessica got any inkling that something might be going wrong, he’s like “nah it’ll be chill” and then they camp and kanoodle in the fucking hoh room for the rest of the week. do they think they own that room or????
  • jessica - i will give her one thing: she has good instincts but she doesn’t act on them. cody coming back into the game is the absolute worst thing for her game. she keeps consulting his thoughts on game moves AFTER she called him the worst BB player ever pre his first eviction. then she’s doing the same shit. she does the bare hoh minimum and stays in the room most of the week. does no work. she doesn’t start trying til it’s almost too late. if she really wanted josh out she would have put up someone ppl in the house actually give a shit about. 
  • mark - he’s such a fucking flop. he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. i barely have anything to say about him because he’s giving me nothing other than being wishy washy and crying. again: not saying guys can’t cry but in the past week that’s all i can remember him doing. 
  • elena - i haven’t seen much of her this week either. i feel like she could up the anti but rn she’s not giving me anything either other than not being into mark and weirdly into paul.
  • christmas - not much on christmas this week either. she’s really not doing a whole lot other than doing what paul says. tho i did like that she told jessica that she was going to throw josh a sympathy vote. so when he doesn’t go, she isn’t in jody’s line of sight. 
  • ramses - IS HE REALLY A SUPER FAN???? because he’s doing little to nothing to save himself this week. he’s like a diet jillian. only a little better for you but still not great. like he’s talked to some people about it and then he’s like “oh ok” and nothing. what are you doing?!?!?
  • kevin - kevin is doing better in the game than i thought he would. idk why he spilled the beans but i’ll give him credit for trying to play both sides of the house. 
  • alex - idk why she thinks she needs to take paul to f2. that’s it. what has she done lately. 
  • matt - i think he’s trying to play a little but he’s not doing much 
  • raven - flop
  • jason - needs to learn to shut the fuck up???? 
  • josh - think he will go far based on the fact that he does whatever people say to him and is kind of like a meatball shield but i don’t think he will win.
  • jillian
  • dominique
  • cameron
  • megan

anonymous asked:

Do you know why ika was so mad at Dem during that apple fight on live feeds? Was it because of the veto model? In sorry but that whole apple situation was hilarious. A lot of people were mad at ika that night but i sure wasn't lmaoooo

I think so. He was saying how hot the model was that night, I think something else happened too but I can’t remember.

It was so funny though because he knew something about eating apples before bed and when he told her she was like so you were just gonna sit there and let me eat this apple lmao

She was so cracked omg. I remember when they got into another fight when she was a have not and then she showed him that she carved their initials into the dinosaur bones

do u remember that time in 2016 when dan said he was laying in bed watching tv all day and eating sweet potato fries and when people were like ‘u don’t have a tv in your room’ he was like o dam hmm u right i meant my laptop and then later phil was like ya i had a lot of sweet potato fries we ate fries together. that was a moment that happened and no one talks about that