they dont fit in the car

A few things about Andrew Minyard,,

- he makes other people tie his shoelaces for him
- hes a blanket monster, doesn’t even leave Neil the sheet ok, poor kid has to sleep in sweatpants and a hoodie in the winter
- secretly does a lot of research about it and only buys the best quality food for the cats
- he’s the only person in his apartment building that ever buys girls scout cookies but he always buys enough to make it worth their time stopping by, he has like 20 boxes of thin mints stashed in the freezer at all times
- he uses an electric toothbrush but it’s like a cheap ninja turtles one from target
- cooks and cleans but DOES NOT do dishes, he will literally let them pile up to the ceiling and then when there’s none left that are clean, if no one else does them, he’ll just throw them all away and go buy new ones
- (eventually they discover paper plates and plastic silverware)
- hates horror movies (not because they’re scary, it’s because they’re predictable)
- Neil is the first person (besides Andrew) to realize Andrew needs reading glasses, and he makes him get some and Andrew carries them with him all the time but only uses them when he absolutely has to
- “I dont need glasses, i dont want to see your ugly face”
- “shut up and try them on or I’m selling the car and buying a minivan.”
- he only does autographs for his kid fans
- once he gets on his pro team people (kevin and nicky) keep pushing him to dress in more colors instead of just black all the time so he gets a bunch of neon armbands and wears a different set every day,, hot pink,, lime green,, fucking yellow, obscenely bright orange,,, other than that his wardrobe doesn’t change
- learned how to sew when he was younger because none of his clothes ever fit right and he always has to make adjustments
- has a savings account that he puts money into every chance he gets and whenever neil asks about it he pulls these random excuses out of his ass (“it’s for candy”, “I’m gonna hire someone to hide your body after I kill you”, “I almost have enough to buy out Exites so that I can shut it down permanently") but it’s actually for the foxes’ kids

Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.6
  • <p> <b><strike></b> if you think we are crazy without cobra, imagine when he lived with us? </strike><p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At A Farm*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever. You. Three. Do. Do. Not. Cause. Trouble.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> let's not forget the mall trip.<p/><b>Gray:</b> Pffft. That was a one time thing.<p/><b>Erza:</b> OF COURSE IT WAS A ONE TIME THING WE ARENT EVEN ALLOWED THERE ANYMORE.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> Aha dont worry Erza. We got this.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *sees geese*<p/><b>Gray:</b> Natsu no.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> dont you dare make that overrated joke.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> look at all those chickens.<p/><b>Gray:</b> God dammit Natsu.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Erza<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yes?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> I want a cow<p/><b>Erza:</b> Uh no.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> pls<p/><b>Erza:</b> Where in the car would we even fit it?<p/><b>Wendy:</b> simple. We leave Natsu, Gajeel, and Gray.<p/><b>Erza:</b> *opens mouth to say something* Wendy dont be ridic--..-- Actually..<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *Driving Back Home*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Im surprised you idiots behaved.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *nervous laughter* Yeah.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> *struggling in the backseat*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> Natsu are you okay?<p/><b>Gray:</b> YEAH HE'S OKAY..<p/><b></b> *chicken noises*<p/><b></b> Cluck. Cluck. Cluck.<p/><b>Everyone:</b> ....<p/><b>Erza:</b> was that a chicken noise?..<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> nO<p/><b>Erza:</b> did not..<p/><b>Gray:</b> WE DIDNT.<p/><b>Erza:</b> you guys stole a fucking chicken.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers now.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> So they kept to have a chicken but i couldnt keep my cow. OK.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *At Home*<p/><b>Wendy:</b> We have more pets now Erza.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Tch, tell me about it, We Have a chicken and a cat.<p/><b>Wendy:</b> And three dogs.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Dogs, we dont ha-- Yeah that's about right.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *At The Zoo With Cobra and Laxus*<p/><b>Erza:</b> Whatever . You. Three. Do. Do. NOT. Bring. Home. Another. Pet.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> We would never.<p/><b>Laxus:</b> wait wym?<p/><b>Gray:</b> We have a chicken now.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> you have a whAT.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> His name is Cluckers.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> what the fuck.<p/><b></b> _____<p/><b></b> *At The Gorilla Exhibit*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> AHAHA LOOK. IT'S GRAY'S FAMILY.<p/><b>Gray:</b> *waves at a gorilla* Hey Gajeel.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> that backfired horribly<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b></b> *A Loooooooong ass time ago when Cobra lived with us* *Wendy was A baby, Natsu, gray, and Gajeel were about 8-9*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> PILLOW FIGHT! *whacks Gajeel*<p/><b></b> Gajeel; NATSU IM TRYNG TO SLEEEEEP<p/><b>Gray:</b> if you both dont shut the hell up.<p/><b></b> *Silence*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> oHHHH GRAY SAID A BADWORD IM TELLING COBRAAA. *starts running out the room*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *covers mouth* I DIDNT MEAN TO *tackles natsu down* DONT TELL COBRA.<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> *looking at the two fighting sleepily*<p/><b>Gray:</b> *grabs pillow and knocks Natsu out the window*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *insert a person in their late teens* WTF.<p/><b>Gray:</b> And then there were two..<p/><b>Cobra:</b> *frantically runs downstairs outside to Natsu*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Well. This is it guys. Take care will ya?<p/><b></b> Erza: you're not leaving.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> I know you are--<p/><b>Erza:</b> you're not leaving because Natsu, gray, gajeel, and even Wendy [*note: she was 3*] unpacked all your stuff.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> ....<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>*in tree house:</b> still with cobra*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> This is our treehouse! And no girls are allowed!<p/><b>Gray:</b> But sir! What about Wendy?<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Throw her in the prison!<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> right away captain! *puts her in a cage that hangs outside the tree*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> hey how are you guys holding--*sees wendy laughing in cage thats definitely not secure* WHAT THE HELL.<p/><b>Erza:</b> i tried to tell them *on her ipod clearly not paying attention.*<p/><b></b> __<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Erza them for 5 minutes.<p/><b>Erza:</b> Yeah yeah OK.<p/><b>Cobra:</b> thank you ..*leaves*<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Cobra:</b> Okay im ba-- *sees Wendy crying, The kitchen stove is on fire, Natsu trying to make soup, Gajeel trying to pants Gray, and Erza trying to take the fire out*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . .<p/><b></b> __<p/><b></b> *Fast Foward to Cobra meeting the chicken*<p/><b>Cobra:</b> holy shit you werent joking.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Wendy:</b> *fangirling over an anime*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> she' she dying?<p/><b>Gray:</b> she's obessessed. I cant believe she actually likes that..<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Right?<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> there's no way in hell ill ever watch that.<p/><b></b> ____<p/><b></b> *a few weeks later*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> Wait is this the last episode?<p/><b></b> *cue the part Of light running away with gun wounds and he's remembering about his life before*<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> ok i was not ready for that.<p/><b>Gray:</b> what the hell. What is going on<p/><b></b> *cue Ryuuke killing Light*<p/><b>Natsu:</b> nO<p/><b>Gajeel:</b> HE IS DEAD?!<p/><b>Gray:</b> NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKK.<p/><b></b> ___<p/><b>Part 7? :</b> o<p/><b></b> Ah yes their first anime was Deathnote. LOL<p/><b><strike></b> you guys dont want to know how many times our house caught fire. </strike><p/></p>
Tell me. Did you eat enough today??

your body needs fuel for everything. it WILL stop working if you dont feed it enough, just like a car without a gas or your phone without a charged battery. 
So…. go and eat something. 

Not so Awkward Moment. (Simon Dominic Smut)

//Admin Smalls// Song of choice for this story: Too Much by Loco ft Dean. //Slight smut//

You’ve been close friends with the whole AOMG crew, but particularly close with Simon Dominic. They always included you in everything, mainly because everyone knew Simon developed a crush on you months ago, except you. You were closest with Jay and Simon, but lately you’ve been distancing yourself from the crew after Chase, and Gray caught you and Jay sharing a kiss in the dance studio. It didn’t mean anything, and it was just for the dance, but no one believed it. Little did you know, they told Simon and thats the reason why he’s been ignoring you. It eventually became awkward every time you’d hang out with everyone, so you decided to take a break. Oddly enough, you kept talking to Loco, and the two of you became closer.

“[Y/N].. you know how much i want you to come, you’re important to me and helped me create this album.” Loco whined into the phone. You just pouted and continued cleaning your room while Loco was begging for you to go with him and the crew to a celebratory party for his new album.

“You now have an opportunity to wear that new dress you bought.” Loco said convincingly. You stayed quiet and hummed along to the song you had playing from your laptop.

“Simon wont be there since he’s busy in the studio, so i’m coming to get you in 15.” You stopped fixing your bed and sighed.

“Hyukwoo..I’ll go if it really makes you happy, I miss everyone anyway, see you in 15.” You smiled into the phone and hung up. 

You think to yourself if its going to be a good idea to go to this party. Soon after, you were bombarded with text messages from Hoody about how excited she was to see you and to party again. You threw on your short, spaghetti strapped, red wine colored dress with some strappy black heels. The front of the dress hung low, revealing your chest. You let your nicely waved hair fall down and did a black smokey eye look, along with a wine red lipstick for your makeup. You take a deep breathe and smile. You never wear anything this fancy when going out with the crew, you don’t even wear much makeup either. You hear a honk outside and grab your wallet and head downstairs and out the front door. You turn around and walk toward the car to see Loco standing outside the car running his fingers through his bleached hair and whistling.

“I’ve never seen you look so.. breathtaking. You always look so shitty and lazy half the time.” He joked and in response you hit his arm. You kissed his cheek and congratulated him as you both got into the car.


The moment you arrived, you stared in shock at the huge mansion like place, already hearing music blasting loud. You came out of your trance when you realized that Loco had opened the door for you and held out his hand. You blushed and took it, walking with him into the building.

“Don’t you think you should’ve been one of the first few people to be here?” You questioned but were cut off by everyone screaming and people already handing you champagne glasses. You smiled and laughed while Loco dragged you to the main area and you spotted Jay, Hoody, and Chase.

“I didn’t think you’d actually come!” Hoody whined and threw her arms around you. The boys were all in shock at how amazing you looked, as they’ve never seen you all dolled up before. 

“Hyukwoo had convinced me to come, and i couldn’t miss my best friends party, plus, i definitely need to drink.” You chuckled. You felt yourself being lifted up by Jay and you get a whiff of his strong cologne that he always wore. You blushed as he kissed your cheek and put you down, then shoved a drink into your hand.

“No more ignoring us, i cleared everything up with everyone, just dance and drink.” Jay mentions. You ease up a little and say your hellos to everyone until you notice a tall blonde headed guy up against the wall with his hands shoved in his pocket, eyeing you from far. You turn to Loco and give him a death glare and he chuckles and shrugs.

“I thought if i told you he was here you wouldn’t come.” Loco yells over the music and runs off so that he can perform one of his songs. You turn back around to look toward the direction Simon was standing, only to bump into his chest. 

“Thats a pretty short and revealing dress, don’t you think?” Simon commented. You rolled your eyes and scoffed.

“Thats the first thing you tell me after not talking to me for two weeks? Its nice to see you too Simon.” You went to go walk of until he grabbed your wrist and pulled you toward him. He looked at you with questioning eyes. 

“I heard that you’ve been really close with Hyukwoo, is that true?”

“Y-Yeah but why do you care? i’m surprised you’re talking to me, you’ve been ignoring me for two weeks.” You told him and looked away from him.

“It was all just a misunderst-” You felt yourself being pulled away by Loco into the crowd. 

“You should be dancing and drinking, not talking!” Loco chucked and winked at you.

The party was calming down and Loco’s song, Too Much, was blasting through the building. Some people were swaying, most were drinking and talking. You felt Loco’s hands on your hips and him hold you from behind. You both are dancing and swaying as he sings the song in your ear. 

“Can I get a oh yeah oh yeah, 넌 too much but I like it, ok her dance, is too much but I like it.” He sang as you shivered, but enjoyed his voice and company. You didn’t think anything of it because the two of you were close friends, so you let him pull you even closer to him as you two continued to dance.


The rest of the night went great, and surprisingly, you didn’t drink that much. The only two that drank a shit ton, were Jay and Hoody.

“We’re all going in my car, the six of us, and we can go back to the studio and hang out.” Loco mentioned while we all walked to the car, instead of Hoody, who was being carried by a wild Jay Park.

“Um i don’t think the six of us could all fit in your car.” You stated.

“It’ll work, it’s not that long a drive, so you might have to sit on someones lap, no big deal. We’ll plop Chase in the front with me and you can sit in the back with Simon and the other two.You might want to sit on Simon’s lap because Jay looks a little touchy over there.” Loco suggests while getting into the drivers seat. Chase looks at me and chuckles quietly and mouths “You’ll be fine.”

“I dont think thats a good idea!” You yelled and look at Simon quickly and gulp, seeing he’s just standing there, again with his hands in his pockets, but this time smirking.

“There isn’t much you can do now.” Simon says as he walks past you and into the back seat of the car, as the other two pile in from the other side. You stay quiet and watch as Simon pats his lap, waiting for you to sit. The moment you got in, you sat on his lap and looked out the window for the entire duration of the ride. You felt awkward and it felt like the longest car ride of your life. The position you two were in, wasn’t helping the situation you two were in, and you were worried it would make things even more awkward now. You felt Simon’s arms wrap around your waist and you relaxed a bit, but still didn’t make eye contact with him or talk.

“[Y/N].. i didn’t like how you were dancing with Hyukwoo.” Simon whispers in your ear, practically growling. You didn’t think anything of it and replied,

“I don’t see why it matters or why that concerns you, he’s my friend, i’ll dance with him however i want to.” You told him confidently. He clicked his tongue and didn’t say anything else for the rest of the ride. When we arrived to the studio, we all piled out the car. Loco hooked arms with you in excitement from how amazing the night has been, and walks into the building with you and everyone else. You unlinked your arm from his right as everyone is walking into Jay’s studio until you were pulled again by the wrist but dragged somewhere, by none other than Simon Dominic.

“Where are you taking me? What the hell is your problem?!” You snapped at him, trying to stop yourself from being dragged. You saw he was taking you into his office and when you got in there, he slammed the door shut and pushed you up against it.

“Do you ever stop with those smart ass remarks and comments?” Simon growled, inches away from your face. Your heart started racing and you became flustered. This wasn’t the Simon you were used to. You didn’t see this as a bad thing though. The entire two weeks of you two not talking to each other, it made you think of him more. You didn’t even realize how much he cared about you being so close with Loco. You stayed silent and looked outside the window so you don’t have to see how his face looked, but you already know he had an irritated look on.

“When i ask you something i expect you to answer me.” He said in a much calmer tone, grabbing your cheek and making you look up at him. Right then and there you wanted to just burst out and say that you’ve liked him for so long, but something was holding you back, and you were also afraid of rejection.

“I-I uh-” You stuttered, trying to find the right words to say.

“Don’t you see how i’ve been acting lately.. you cant be that oblivious.” he whispered, getting closer to you, his lips ghosting over yours. You mentally cursed yourself for not realizing he liked you too, and thats why he started ignoring you. You grabbed his neck and pulled him into a soft but longing kiss. The kiss slowly escalated into making out and sloppy and quick kisses. Simon had you close to him, holding your waist and playing with the hem of your dress. He started kissing your chin and down to your neck, leaving small bruises.

“I want to make you mine.. the way you glowed when walking through the front doors earlier..” He left smaller kisses on your neck, coming back up to your lips.

“You looked stunning, but something like this-” Simon tugged at your dress and took a step back to get a full look of you.

“You should only be wearing shit like this for me.” He growled in your ear and dragged you over to his desk. You looked at Simon like he was crazy as he wiped everything off of his desk and onto the floor, but you bit your lip in anticipation. This was actually going to happen. He smirked and came back over to you, kissing you sweetly and slowly unzipping your dress from behind as you start messing with the belt on his pants in attempt to get them off him.

“You should’ve been hanging out with me everyday and not Hyukwoo..” You moaned when he started to lightly touch your body, tracing over your curves and staring at your body. He grabbed onto your shoulder and carefully pushed you to the ground, making you kneel in front of him. Simon grabbed your chin and make you look up at him.

“Now this is just the start, i don’t care if we’re here all night, i don’t care if the others hear, i’m going to fuck you senseless and show you who you should belong to, i want to hear those beautiful moans of yours too. You’re in for a long night babygirl.” 

anonymous asked:

could you do some Head canons of Near after Mello and Matt dying in the Kira case pretty pretty please?

- Near doesn’t do anything. He gets on with the case, what else is there to do? There’s no competition spurring him on any more, instead just a need to take Kira’s face, kick his teeth in and smear his face into the mud, Taint his name so badly no one will dare think of him in reverence again 

- Near never goes back to Wammy’s again. He asks Roger to arrange the funeral for the kids who knew both Matt and Mello back there, but does not attend himself. 

- He visits their graves a few days later early in the morning, fingers brushing the cool marble headstones. “You fucking idiots.” He says, more to himself than anyone else, not that there’s anyone around to hear him. Restor stayed in the car and the sun is barely up, the graveyard empty of people and yet Near keeps his voice quiet, snorting out a small laugh. “Thanks for the hard work.”

- Near hanging onto Mello’s rosary, keeping it around his neck, tucked away behind his white shirt. Matt’s goggles stay in his pocket for luck, Matt always managed to get out of so many sticky situations because of them it seemed fitting.

Dont wait on anyone to make a difference in your life you don’t like it change it I be in the gym twice a day 7 days a week I’m determined to get to 180 pounds I can’t say I was faithful to the game but I kept going cause wing stop had me mess up looking like a 3 bed room house 2 bathrooms with the double car garage 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ##☺️😊

anonymous asked:

🔥 about how strong Tim is? Like, people who've seen your blog know that you like a muscled Timmers.

Tiny Tim is TUFF yo. Tiny and Buff! And very very stronk okay? Like legitimately I full on believe that Tim is one of those people that’s like, “Yeah he’s toned and fit” and then he lifts and car and its like “BOI. Where’d that Herculean strength come from?!” Also…. he is usually portrayed as having muscle mass? Tim is not a slim jim! Sure compared to Jason and Bruce (who are tanks) Tim might look slight, but I dont know where people developed this “Tim is underweight and skinny” headcanon from?

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Because no birthday would be complete without a shitty shitpost for @breeeliss

(also thanks @astrangetypeofchemistry for being cool)

Even under the warm Parisian sun, Marinette couldn’t shake the shiver running down her body, settling in her bones. The cloudless sky didn’t offer hope or happiness, instead feeling like a puzzlepiece forced into a spot it didn’t fit.

Something just felt…wrong.

The air smelled of its customary combination of coffee, urine, and car exhaust. People milled around on street corners or ducked into pastry shops, cars speeding down the noisy streets, barely slowing for pedestrians.

Nothing was physically out of the ordinary, yet somehow Marinette could feel a change in the air, buzzing in the atmosphere.

“Are you okay?” Adrien asked, tugging at her hand. She hadn’t even noticed she’d stopped walking.

She let him pull her along the sidewalk, taking care not to trip where two slabs of concrete met unevenly. “Uh, yeah. Why do you ask?”

Adrien squeezed her hand. “You just seem really out of it right now.”

Marinette slowed to a stop, turning her head to the left and right before lowering her voice conspiratorially. “This is going to sound insane but…does it feel really weird outside right now?”

“How do you mean?” Adrien questioned, hunching his shoulders.

“Like…like something’s about to happen? I don’t know. I just feel like something big’s coming.”

“Big like what?”

Marinette threw the hand not linked with Adrien’s into the air in exasperation. “I don’t know! I don’t know if it’s good or bad or what. I just have this feeling my whole life’s about to change.”

“Well, maybe when we meet up with Alya and Nino you’ll feel better. Just the four of us hanging out,” Adrien said, pulling on her hand once again to start them moving towards their destination. “We’ll get some ice cream or something, it’ll be fun.”

Still slightly apprehensive, she picked up her pace to walk comfortably beside him, her short legs requiring more steps to keep up with his longer strides.

Suddenly, a hint of cascading gold caught the corner of her eye. A soft breeze blew past, sweeping her bangs across her forehead and bringing with it a taste of lavender and lemon. It spread through her, warming her chest down through  her fingertips.

Marinette’s breath caught in her throat as she turned her head to stare at the retreating figure of a ponytailed goddess. She felt struck by lightning, like a clap of thunder rang over her head, distorting her hearing and stopping her heart.

This was her moment. The moment she’d felt coming. The moment her life would change.

An overwhelming sense of harmony and contentment flooded her senses. All from the cute girl who passed her on the sidewalk. Marinette continued to stare, mesmerized.

She let out a low, appreciative whistle, not ashamed of her ogling.

Tossing Adrien’s hand to the wind, Marinette sprinted to the gorgeous blonde and tapped her on the arm.

The taller girl turned her head, flicking her hair over her shoulder, treating Marinette to another whiff of lavender and lemon.

“Can I help you?” she asked, a slim brow raising in question, blue eyes twinkling.

Marinette decided to be direct. “We’re dating now.”

The blonde smirked and grabbed her hand, lacing their fingers together.

“I’m Chloé.”


And they strutted blissfully into the daytime sun as happy girlfriends.

subtle charm for your window

i recently came up with an idea for a simple charm/spell that im gonna share here step for step. it can be used for any intention, and can be put on any glassy surface.

the two most important things youll need are window paint like this

youll need one for the outlines (i have a black one here) and for coloring the inside you can use as many colors as you want. these are usually available in any art supply store or even really basic stores for school and crafts supplies for children (i think theyre not more than 2$ per tube usually but not sure)

then youll also need a sheet protector (the things you use for keeping papers and documents and stuff) like this

apart from those two things, all you need is stuff to help charge your charm, what you use for that is completely up to you- it can be herbs, spices, rocks, feathers, tarot cards, literally anything that you can fit into the sheet protector works. just pick some things that you have available and correspond with your intended purpose and youll be fine.


so first what you need to do is decide what image you want to use. it can be any animal, plant, object, symbol, it can even depict a person or deity. you dont really need artistic skills for this as long as the image you pick isnt too complicated.

all you gotta do then is paint your chosen image on the sheet protector

since i am making my charm for protection and warding off evil spirits, and they are also my favorite plants, i decided to go with a cactus as my image.

heres what it looks like when the outlines are done

this will take approximately an hour or a little more to dry (as you can see i put a sheet of paper inside the sheet protector. thats because i drew the cactus on the paper first so all id have to do is trace the lines, to make it easier)

after an hour of drying you can fill in the colors as well

then it should look like this (or hopefully yours will be prettier and not as messy as mine lmao)

once youre done painting your image, you can take all your ingredients you wanna charge it with into the sheet protector (i already did that in the above image). i used various herbs and spices, a cactus needle, a rune stone, and i also wrote my intention on a piece of paper and folded it up and put it in as well.

the finished painting will take around 24 hours to completely dry. simply let it sit with all the ingredients inside like that, and let it charge.

once the whole thing is dry, you can just pull the picture off of the plastic (it shouldnt be hard to do but it can rip if youre forceful) and then stick it to a window, or any glassy surface (you dont need any glue or whatever, these colors are specifically made for sticking to glass by themselves once theyre dry)

there you go! a simple charm that you can put on any glassy surface.


what i specifically like about this is

- that it can be used by closeted witches as well since no one will be suspicious about it, and even if someone asks about it you can just say its for decorative purpose.

- that you can use any motive that fits your purpose, be it a plant, animal, person, deity, symbol, etc. if you dont have to hide your craft you can even just flat out use a sigil

- you can charge it with anything you like, so if youre naturally more drawn to herbs you can just use that, or if you feel more comfortable using rocks, use those. anything that works for you, and fits into the sheet protector, will do just fine.

- it can fit many different purposes, depending on what you charge it with. for windows id suggest things that deal with either protection and warding, or things like inviting spirits/friendly people/customers/etc into you home, for mirrors you could use them to boost confidence/beauty/etc, or for car windows (in places where they dont have any impact on your view of course) they can be charged with safety, protecting you from accidents, or helping with quick rides and avoiding getting stuck in traffic. basically, whatever you can come up with, and whatever resonates with you, you can use.


if anyone wants to do this for themselves and decides to share it on here, feel free to tag me in it! id love to see what you guys do with it, and what you come up with.

anonymous asked:

LP here. Someone tried to walk off carrying a 60" tv. Moron, seriously. You're carrying a bigass tv straight for the doors and dont think I see you. Thankfully we got them before they left with the tv (couldnt fit it in their car, police came) but, the nerve of some people.

We’ve had people run full carts of meat out the emergency exit in the back and have four guys in a pickup grab the cart and throw it in the truck and take off. A few out the front door. But if criminals were smart they wouldn’t be criminals.


I take a very long walk.

-I find a dead robin in a black goo phase of decay. I dig a small hole on the spot and bury it.
-I find a sunbleached spine of a roadkill possum. I bag it.
-I find another possum, this one is a pancake. The bones have been run into dust, I take the one remaining canine.
-There are three vultures circling further ahead in a field, I follow them - there is nothing there. They move on and so do I.
-I find a bunch of Grizzlies snuff tin cans…I bag them because I am weak for bears.
-Lots of beer cans, I bag those too - gimme my 40 cents a pound~
-I find a water-filled ditch with a rotting armadillo in it. It is mostly clean…just gooey…I bag the head, as the other bones have been washed away.
-The vultures are back, they circle me curiously, likely drawn by the smell of the rotting armadillo. They move on ahead and disappear.
-I follow a trail of aluminum cans to a wooded area with a small creek, there is some sort of partial canine or feline skeleton in the creek bed, fully nature cleaned. It had brown fur, I bag the skeleton, I do not find the skull.
-Near by is  bunch of possum verts…I bag them too.
-Dead possum, Gross phase of rot where the fur falls out when you touch it. I leave it there. I will return for the bones later.
-*Ape noises as I spy nature cleaned squirrel skull under some leaves*
-There is a random trail in the middle of the woods that does not connect to the road or to a house….I wander into the woods to follow it, hoping it is a hunters dumping site. It leads to a leaf cluttered clearing that is void of any noise except the danger bark of a squirrel…I promptly leave.
-I stop at some strangers house for water….It smells and tastes like rasberries…10/10 water.
-The vultures have returned, they circle a field, one breaks off and lands in a tree in front of me. It leaps to a tree further into the woods, then back to me. I follow it curiously.
-Thorns! Thorns everywhere! I am beginning to suspect this vultures motive was to make me bleed to death so it could eat me….
-It leads me to a junk pile of concrete and car engine parts. Nearby is a freshly dead armadillo, there is a hole in its neck and it’s rear where the vultures ate from it….It seems to have been shot… There is a green long sleeve shirt right next to it.
The shirt says “Just Do it!”
The shirt fits me perfectly…

rosesau  asked:

ur drunk so write me a quick drabble: tipsy larry making a midnight grocery run taht results in no grocery just a pizza date and a lot of junk food bought pls

honestly idk what this is and it turned rly sappy at the end skjfhskjdgh but enjoy i guess !! i’m drunk and i love larry (what a mood tbh)

“Harryyyy,” Louis calls, as he rounds the corner of the aisle, searching for his troublesome and very drunk boyfriend, “Come on! Where are you?” Maybe letting Harry finish most of the bottle of wine off at dinner was a bad idea.

He hears a giggle come from his left, and whips his head round to see Harry crouching very clearly behind a display of bananas, shoulders shaking with laughter, not hidden in the slightest.

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Older Pony Imagine

A imagine of grown up Ponyboy being a English teacher at a high school (he teaches 9-12 graders) and he comes home and rants to Y/N (his wife 😉) about school work and his students? Thanks!

OK so since Pony is older in this, I decided to make it a bit modern ! 

“Alright class, that is all for today, dont forget to read chapter 2 of The Great Gatsby , and have a nice weekend!” Mr. Ponyboy Curtis said as he dismissed his last class of the day. He gathered his papers and headed for his car. Sometimes he really really dislikes his job. When he was younger he though being a teacher and helping misfits, once like himself, would be a perfect fit for him. However, he seemed to always find himself disappointed. The kids just dont seem interested in anything other than their popularity or the phones glued to their palms. 

When he got home he walked into the kitchen, and shut the door behind him. He huffed and puffed his way up to his bedroom and plopped down on his bed. His wife Y/N was sat there on her side of the bed reading a book. “Rough Day, babe?” She said putting her book on the night stand. Pony just simply nodded. “It seems like it’s been like that for a while, huh?” He didnt say much. 

“Its just, I have so much work to correct and grade. .. the kids just dont care about literature at all anymore.” ‘I try my best but there is nothing I can do to make them interseted… Maybe this was a bad career choice.” He sighed, staring up at the ceiling. 

“aw babe, dont think like that.. Im sure you are impacting someones life, You just dont know it yet. Dont give up. I love you” 

“Thanks hun, I love you too.” And then he planted a sweet kiss on his lovely wifes lips

Short and sweet! Hope you liked it

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this isnt healthy, I know it isnt, but I have been freaking out about my weight and my body so I’m starting to do unhealthy shit again.

so every morning before work I either stand outside of the apartment before I leave and have two cigarettes (this is if I have time, this usually makes me late if I dont get up 10 minutes earlier) or I vape with 6mg nicotine juice in the car on the way to work and I hit it like crazy. Partially to get more nicotine, partially because I can’t smoke on site at work so I try to get as much as I can in my 8 minute drive.

then I stopped carrying a lunchbox, its harder to carry more food if I can only fit it in my hands along with my other stuff. its usually a pack of crackers.and half of a diet coke.

at work, I have a bunch of tea in the side drawer of my desk so I usually make tea or coffee and sip on that for a while.

lunch was tough for me because I have to order lunch and pick it up for the meetings every day and usually they pick unhealthy places. but now they’re letting me choose so I’ve been going to places that they like that have salads as an option I get them the unhealthy food and then I get myself a salad. unless its a case like today where they requested a certain place where the only vegetable is coleslaw smh.

anyway, I keep gum in my car and I try to drink liquids (usually forgetting about it because of working) and I just try not to snack aimlessly.

but then I get home and it all goes to hell unless I smoke but I cant smoke because then I wont fucking sleep because the nicotine keeps me awake

oppaships  asked:

Bodyguard!Jooheon? 😊😊

  • tries to act like he isn’t scared of anything but the lights went out once and he legit jumped into fellow bodyguard shownu’s lap out of fear 
  • sneaks his headphones into his ears when he thinks no one is looking but everyone can tell he’s listening to music because he’s moving around weirdly and making faces and it’s hilarious
  • looks good in the fitted white button downs. occasionally wears sleek glasses and you’re like ,,,,,stop,,,,,but dont stop
  • sometimes jooheon will try bribe minhyuk into giving him his shift because jooheon wants to spend more time with you and minhyuk will tease him like “you like them~~~” and jooheon’s like “nOOO im just….trying to get more money you know more shift more money ahaha shut up minhyuk don’t look at me like that…..”
  • im whispering to shownu like “someone’s in dENIAL”
  • it cute tho jooheon is so oblivious to how lovestruck he looks when he’s around you like when he’s helping you get out of the car or when he pulls you close to him in a crowded area
  • and sure he’s a bit of a scardey cat but if anything looks dangerous he puts you behind him and is like “let me go first.” because he’d risk it for you
  • you’re used to seeing him wear a black hat but once in a while he’ll take it off and run his hands through his hair and jooheon with his hair up, a little sweaty because him and the other bodyguards chased someone, fanning himself and opening up the buttons of his shirt
  • like im j U S T sa Y I N g 
  • jooheon instinctively dancing if there’s music on and he grabs you to move with him and realizes what he’s done like oh OH IM so RRy but you just take his hand and lace your fingers with him and yes you two might be dancing in the middle of some important business conference
  • but you two are cute that’s what matters 


We’re a good duo. We fit, we work, we make each other happy. Did Vanessa ever tell you how we met? It’s quite a story. I almost killed her, by accident of course… Hit her with my car one night as she was crossing the road with headphones plugged in her ears. Surprisingly, she wasn’t hurt at all because of a reason I recently learned about. We trust each other and I’m never bored when I’m with her, which is the best thing I could ever ask for. We know each other almost too well and she needs someone who’s as adventorous, sly and sometimes loose as she is. I may be a little bit more flirty and more crazy than she is but we do work great together.

ok but why does bighit have to make their otp so tragic like

sugakookie starts out soft and sweet and cute Just One Day “your voice when you say my name” “yoongi-ah” “i wanna be locked in you and swim in you”

and then it becomes hyyh angsty break up and sugakookie fighting each other and it shows how they used to be so happy hugging and being all sorts of mushy but then some shit goes down suga sets his room on fire and jungkook dies in a car crash

and then it’s wings era where jungkook is super dead and crying and calls out “hyung” and saves suga’s life from beyond the grave by whistling /their/ song (and I say “their” because suga played it on the piano) and drawing suga away from the piano before the car crashed

why we gotta go these places bighit why you gotta play but at the same time like th anks

some things to note about this image

  • for once dimple makes an appearence without the god damn stupid fucking security guard thank fucking god 
    • please look at his tiny hands thats fucking adorable….
  • teru, just in general, i dont feel like i need to point out anything really specific here heres just a general gesture toward. teru. its teru
  • there is no fucking way reigens legs are fitting inside that small space im sorry but u can fucking convince me my suspension of disbelief just can go that far 
  • is mob…..standing up
  • also please notice how hes holding his arms……..whats he doing……..
  • tome mezato and tsubomi…..good fucking content………
  • i cant fucking comprehend musashi right now thats the thing thats fucking me up the most about this image is he in the car??? is he standing up perfectly straight like sideways in the car???? theres wind effects on everybody else but not on musashi hes just unaffected by everything in this image???????? HE LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE MY BRAIN CANT FUCKING COMPREHEND IT