they dont apply to me

considering how hard it is (and sometimes impossible) to trigger a sneeze in your sleep it just fuels the suspicion that this sly motherfucker

isn’t sleeping at all

he was probably posing all along i mean look at him who sleeps like this in front of their crush 

goddammit viktor 

ARAB LGBTQIA+ POSITIVITY

TO EVERY GAY, BISEXUAL, PANSEXUAL, ASEXUAL, AND/OR TRANS ARAB, OR ANYTHING ELSE,
YOU ARE VALID.
YOU AREN’T FAKING IT TO GO AGAINST STEREOTYPES OR REBEL.
YOU AREN’T A SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY.
YOU AREN’T A PREDATOR.
YOU AREN’T DIRTY OR GROSS.
YOU AREN’T “TRYING TO IMPERSONATE WESTERN CULTURE” OR “BEING TRENDY”
IT ISN’T A PHASE. AND EVEN IF IT IS, THATS OKAY.
YOU ARE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND SO SO VALID.

TOP 10 OTPS

okay so i wasn’t tagged in this but i saw someone else do it and i wanna do it and tag people *rubs hands together*

these aren’t in any particular order i loVE THEM ALL SO MUCH

1. Licht x Lawless from Servamp (Lawlicht/JekyllHyde)- oml lawlicht is how i die, they are very veRY gay and i can’t be convinced otherwise 

Originally posted by godinatracksuit

2. Victor x Yuri from Yuri On Ice (Victuuri)- oFC DUHHH THESE TWO AGHHHH GOALS, AND THEYRE CANON SO THATS A BONUS

Originally posted by oikawatoeru

3. Rin x Haruka from Free! (RinHaru)- I AM IN RINHARU HELL,,,, LEGIT,,, HELLLLL LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE

Originally posted by rinrintheshark

4. Makoto x Haruka from Free! (MakoHaru)- okay tbh i ship haru with everyone from this anime because he just deserves that much love, but mostly makoto and rin

Originally posted by yandereatheart

5. Shinobu x Miyagi from Junjou Romantica (Junjou Terrorist)- AGE DIFFERENCE IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE,,,, and shinobu is cute bc he tries to hard to be a typical uke whose good at cooking but hes really just an small shy angry puppy (another canon bonus) XD i would say misaki x usagi but misaki needs to be way more loving to usagi he drivin’ me crazy

Originally posted by yakumocchi

6. Haru x Ren from Super Lovers (Haren?)- idk the official name but heyy more canon gays and age difference and cuteness //dies

Originally posted by shouyos-s

7. Otabek x Yurio from Yuri On Ice (Otayuri)- ok DO NOT COME AT ME WITH THAT PEDOPHILIA CRAP JUST LOOK AT THE TWO SHIPS ABOVE OML IDC OK THEY ARE CUTE TOGETHER SHIPPING IS NOT A CRIMEE

Originally posted by the-fandom-demon-princess

8. Cloud x literally any other male from the FF series tbh (?!?!)- i’M sorry my multishipping gets out of control sometimes, but hhhhh probabbbblllyyy sephiroth the most, i mean look at the way they aggressively throw their blades at each other its pretty obvious that,, they belong together,,,,,,,,,,,?

Originally posted by fight-god

9. Gladion x Hau from Pokemon Sun/Moon (Haudion?)- again idk alsoo i lowkey ship this rn, i only just made it to poni island in the game, and dAMN DO I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON GLADION OH MY GAIA //breathes// but, since i’m very anti self-insertion please just throw gladion in a relationship with the other male cutie named hau and uhh theres no gifs of them so heres just gladion bae

Originally posted by shinycaterpie

10. Sousuke x Haru from Free! (SouHaru)- ok i’m having trouble thinking of a last one so i’ll just put another lowkey haru ship hEYYY

Originally posted by izumikouhei


yeahh none of these are straight

I. TAG. if you want, oh my go d ok  @stirlingphoenix @smolredbean@vampysuzuki @hackertastical-elliot @crossingworld @ticklyfandoms@kairei-chan @starry-sugar @canthydefromthelicht @reimeijennoir@shibakamiko @roronoazoro1711 @absolutelyuselessfangirl@servampfangirl @judalbelike @tina-nightray @fragranceofroses@choc0bunnyqueen @katsukiisu @missy3307 @xfrozentiime @nerdy-giggles@jekyllandlawless @protect-leonard-snart @itsclowreedsfault@crystalneptuniart @bluegirl88 @kyorich @just-chats @keeaton46@pssshhh-no @nyanberri @jadedforest @elliotthezubat @angel-of-music-hyde-no-longer @mikoe24 @tenshitan @xeroeight

if you ever begin to think youre important to someone just remember, you will always be second

some really good boy group songs that never got #1 but should have:

There’s not really a “wrong decision” that you could make that would stop you from having what was written for you. If it’s Qadr Allah, it will happen no matter what. You maybtake a different route towards it, but it will happen. So stop stressing about the “wrong decisions” in the dunya. If its written for you, it can never miss you and if it isn’t written for you it will never reach you.

god i always feel so fucking guilty reading posts from the pov of people with bpd bc like! i was their fp and i left them! like they were awful to me but still! they loved me so much and relied on me so much bc of their bpd and i always promised i wouldnt leave but i did! it doesnt matter what they did i shouldve stuck around

I was tagged by @witchkeith (thank you so much!!!)

Rules: fill out the stuff and then tag 9 people u want to know better

Relationship Status: Yelling it’s confusing idk who I am anymore

Lipstick or Chapstick: Both!!! It depends… chapstick is for daily use && lipstick is for going out/performing

Last Song I Listened To: Meltdown by Lorde

Last Movie I Watched: Rogue One!!

Favorite Colour: Pink

Top Three Shows: Uhh Idk I’m really about Voltron: Legendary Defender and Law and Order: SVU. I used to like Doctor Who before Matt Smith was done away with. Yes, I still mourn him after all of these years.

Top Three Favourite Characters:  Takashi Shirogane, Gabriel Reyes, Booker Dewitt

Top Three Ships: I have so many please don’t do this to me

Tagging: @happiness-sadness-wheel @ksafs @76-exe @yuurisviktor @coorvodewitt @ghayleb @jesusismydaddy @hawkechampion @saltedsaltine @flowersandmurders

You don’t have to do this if you don’t want!

i know u all love king anduin wrynn and equally love to talk about how he is a, how do u say, “cinnamon roll” but i get this inexplicable overwhelming sense that if i like ever interacted with him irl by some very bad twist of fate he would spend a really long time telling me about the feminist ask blog he used to run with his bitch ex-girlfriend (and trust me that’s not a word he uses lightly in fact he thinks its very demeaning and he does not like it at all but it definitely applied in this situation dont worry) and also would regularly reassure me that he feels personally guilty for my experiences as a gay woman even though lesbophobia was made up by the steven universe fandom in 2013

i feel this way about khadgar also 

scartons  asked:

is anyone here trans? also what r all ur genders n sexualities? if ur not ok w answering its fine!

(( ive been debating this shit for ages now lmao. i actually do love this ask, i LOVE to share my lgbt headcanons, but im just very indecisive lol… lets go

  • ham - cis guy, bisexual, possibly polyamorous
  • john - nonbinary guy (he/they), gay. 
  • eliza - cis woman, het
  • angelica - cis woman, ~ sapiosexual ~ (JK JK shes pansexual)
  • peggy - trans woman, lesbian
  • lafayette - cis guy, gay
  • herc - trans guy, gay
  • thomas - genderfluid (he/they mainly), ~ sapiosexual ~ (lmao jk hes bi)
  • james - cis guy, gay
  • george washington - cis guy, het
  • king george - cis guy, gay

eliza and george are the Ultimate Allies

(yo these are just my hcs pls dont try to argue w/ me lmao… and pls understand that these dont apply to the Actual Founding Fathers ok) ))

you know what tumblr fandoms should consider more?

lesbians

there needs to be more lesbians 

can everyone stop acting like “strong female characters who are badass and can still be feminine!!!!” is somehow revolutionary…. i wanna see strong tomboy female characters, strong butch female characters, female characters saving the day with hairy armpits and dirty sneakers and ugly cargo shorts. of course feminine strong female characters are great bc theyre still strong female characters, but praising their femininity in particular is so odd when female characters have only ever been feminine, theyre expected to be and not accepted otherwise