they don't need to have glasses

Stuff My Mom Has Told Me During Hamilton (Act 2)
  • What'd I Miss: "Where'd his accent go?"
  • "That's Thomas Jefferson mom."
  • "No that's Lafayette."
  • "Same actor. Different character."
  • Cabinet Battle #1: "Why can't the debates be like this?"
  • Take A Break: "....where the fuck is Peggy?!"
  • Say No To This: "That God damn note what in the shit?!"
  • The Room Where It Happens: "So is Burr like, the person who tries too hard to be cool? Also there was three so what does he mean he arranged the seating?"
  • Schuyler Defeated: "Why do half these songs start the same?"
  • Cabinet Battle #2: "Fourth wall break!"
  • "What?"
  • "They mentioned Lafeyette! Fourth wall break!"
  • "Mom, same actor, different character. Lafayette and Thomas knew each other."
  • "Not important."
  • Washington On Your Side: "I've never been so ready to drop kick someone."
  • *Casually scoots away*
  • One Last Time: "Alex has such daddy issues..."
  • I Know Him: "I had actually forgotten about the King..."
  • "How?"
  • "I don't know! I thought he died!"
  • The Adams Administration: "This song is so short."
  • "It's not the full bit."
  • "What?"
  • *plays full one*
  • "Alex has a lot of anger issues."
  • We Know: "Wait - why do Jefferson and Alex hate each other so much? Is that sexual tension?"
  • "Mom..."
  • Hurricane: "You know I was in a hurricane once..."
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: "Wait why do the three sound shocked? They already knew! They read it as if they hadn't!"
  • Burn: "Hello tears I forgot about you..."
  • Blow Us All Away: "I forgot they had kids...wait wasn't he just nine?"
  • Stay Alive (Reprise): "My ever try and take a gun to fight someone and I may just kill you."
  • "That is /not/ the point of this song."
  • It's Quiet Uptown: *she just refuses to stop hugging me*
  • "Mom...please..."
  • "Shhh let me show my love..."
  • "Mom your tears are in my hair!"
  • The Election Of 1800: "What the shit?! Stop having depressing songs then a fun one!"
  • "Please let go of me..."
  • Your Obedient Servant: "This is so passive aggressive..."
  • Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: "This sounds so cute's so sad?"
  • "Have you learned nothing throughout this?"
  • "...I want to hate it. I can't."
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "He...does know when people get older they need glasses right? Glasses don't mean murder. Otherwise you and your four eyes would be killing every day!"
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: "That's Washington! I recognize that voice! It's so deep and sexy!"
  • "Mom this is an emotional song."
  • "I know! That voice deserves more action!"
  • "Mom..."
the signs when they've had enough of everyone's shit:
  • Aries: *scrolls through memes on instagram* you will beg on your feet when i destroy the world one day smh *forgets the fight and hugs you 2 mins afterwards*
  • Taurus: Give me a coffee or I will write a novel and insult you all in it because im too nice to say it in your face
  • Gemini: *smiles evily and plots your death in spanish* yes Karen I love you haha :)
  • Cancer: *sighs* what can i do when i love them
  • Virgo: *puts glasses on and invites you for tea* Sit down, we need to have a deep, thorough conversation and analyze all the possible aspects of the spheres of our conflict, therefore solving it properly, without further misconceptions on that particular topic.
  • Libra: Ya'll don't deserve me smh but ur all my friends and i wont do anything bad bc i love u
  • Scorpio: *sobs up* I just wanted to be supportive but y'all dont know when to stop
  • Sagittarius: *kills everyone in their way with their laser-beam eyes*
  • Capricorn: Oh look, Im sad, therefore im gonna turn off my phone, stay at home for 3 millenias and play trashy video games
  • Aquarius: *finds new friends and doesnt even give a shit about their old friends*
  • Pisces: I just need to get laid, otherwise I promise there will be casualties
  • INSTAGRAM: the.signs.daily

anonymous asked:

I suddenly have an urgent need for V with a beanie hat, plaid shirt, fitted jeans and oOOH big hipster glasses wowowow it's such a shame i don't know an amazing, talented and jUST OVERALL THE GREATEST artist to draw V like this??? Wow :') (i mean u♡)

hello i hope this helped achieve your desires

also i’m ,,,, super thankful for your compliment aaaaa

lifefilledwithstories  asked:

Do you wear contacts Thomas? Are the glasses Patton and roman wear yours for when you don't wear contacts. Or are you a mythical being who's eyes work without assistance? (The glasses look amazing on you either way)

Haha oh those glasses I wear don’t have lenses. At this current time, I do not need glasses lol

Maas Problems

No matter how many books I read, I can get over my ToG and ACOTAR hangover. I discovered them in the end of February and there hasn’t been a day I haven’t thought of them ever since. I kind of start new books just to not reread Sarah’s books now. And made sure all of my friends read them too lol.

My mom is actually reading Throne of Glass right now.


#i wonder Eliot actually needs glasses 

I know I only just got into this fandom, but yeah I might have gone a little overboard with my research on Eliot’s glasses because I have a Thing for them 

so personally I think, yes he needs them - he wore them outside of cons in season 1 a couple times (definitely in The Nigerian Job and The Two-Horse Job), then there’s the “New glasses” comment in The Jailhouse Job, and I think one of the creators answered some questions from the fans at some point and said that, while Christian apparently doesn’t need glasses, Eliot does. 

Also someone (possibly the same creator, possibly another one - I’d have to look for it again and I don’t know all their names yet) said that, while they pretty much treated them like reading glasses, if they had to pick they’d say Eliot is probably a bit near-sighted.

(okay I think I need to correct myself here - I went A LOT overboard with my “research” XD)

  • Rowan: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
  • Aelin: I run over to Aedion and have him make me a sandwich.
  • Rowan: Okay, yes. But say you can't find Aedion.
  • Aelin: Where's Aedion?
  • Rowan: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He left the country.
  • Aelin: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
  • Rowan: Yes, he's fine.
  • Aelin: Well, if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.
My Season 13 Wish List
  • <p> <b>The Winchesters take a vacation:</b> A whole episode where nothing is trying to kill them, toes in the sand, beers in hand. Relaxing and talking about hunts and events we dont get to see.<p/><b>Montage of Sam's morning routine:</b> The run, the work out, shower, shaving, hair grooming (sweet Jesus pls) and picking his clothes out for the day.<p/><b>Dean gets a game console:</b> Help him work out his aggressions in a safer manner.<p/><b>Winchesters vs The Flu:</b> One brother down, whiney and sick, while the other takes care of him. When he's better, the other is sick... rinse, repeat.<p/><b>Winchester Christmas:</b> A good legit one with Mary. Sam has never had a Christmas with his mom. Tree in the bunker, decorations, gifts, and if Cas is still around, have him tell the story of Jesus' birth, because he was there!<p/><b>Winchester Birthdays:</b> Mom is here now, lets have some birthday cake!<p/><b>Sam in the shower:</b> If we can't have the morning montage, let's at least have a shower scene, that's not water boarding!<p/><b>Brothers working out together:</b> We know they don't get those bods just by tossing monsters around!<p/><b>Winchester snow day:</b> 2 feet of snow and the brothers have to stay in, watching TV and playing board games!<p/><b>The Bunker gets a family room:</b> complete with TV, couch, recliners etc<p/><b>Evil Sam with FANGS!:</b> Sam turns into a Vamp, or Warewolf, or some other scary monster that has fangs! Of course Dean fixes him, but not before he becomes scary! (and perhaps bites Dean?)<p/><b>One or both Winchesters need reading glasses:</b> It just tickles me that they're growing old together.<p/><b></b> So maybe this is all too much to fit into just 1 season, so Im good with saving these for the next 5 seasons!!<p/></p>
The Signs And What They Should Be Treated Like
  • Aries: Like an oasis. Like they are salvation in a territory of blank cruelty. Their kindness and generosity should be shared but protected from those who wish to taint it
  • Taurus: Like a home. They are always someone who is associated with comfort and normality, but they are never to be disrespected or abused— because while they stand tall they could easily come crumbling down, broken.
  • Gemini: Like a classic book. Their length of wisdom and truth is timeless, be careful when dealing with them. One wrong move could stain their pages forever, and tear at their seams. They should be cared for and their stories should be told to everyone.
  • Cancer: Like your old favorite song. They should be remembered and loved by everyone. Just the sound of them should bring joy and nostalgia to people far and near. They have a way of speaking to people- no matter their background.
  • Leo: Like a dagger. Their beauty may be intimidating and seem far away— but close enough their edges are sharp, ready to pierce and defend themselves against all who plan to fight. They are to be sheathed and cared for.
  • Virgo: Like a mug. A mug is used to be filled up with liquids to warm your body and quench your thirst, despite the cracks and dents in it. We often look past the signs to fill our own needs. But if you are not careful the one crack could lead to the entire thing shattering. They should be repaired, and loved for all their imperfections as well as their perfections.
  • Libra: Like a piece of glass. If you hurt them, and are lucky enough to be forgiven, just remember — you have a left a crack on their exterior, and it will always be a reminder to them.
  • Scorpio: Like a fire. Their light should be shielded from the wind— protected and kindled so it can burn brighter and brighter. Their warmth may be soft, but it is not to be taken lightly, because fires can engulf and destroy as well
  • Sagittarius: Like a rare flower. Their beauty may be brilliant, but that doesn't mean they don't need reassurance from time to time that they are incredible and one of a kind.
  • Capricorn: Like the stars. Even though you only see them occasionally, you know they're constantly there and appreciate their presence and guidance. Their light always a constant reminder that darkness doesn't have to be so lonely after all.
  • Aquarius: Like a storm. They may be unpredictable and hasty, but if you battle through the hardships and roughness– you will get to the center. And learn that there's nothing to be afraid of after all.
  • Pisces: Like a pen. They inspire you and help you channel your creativity, but if you mess up, it leaves a mark that can only fade with time. They should not be taken for granted or left behind when they run out of ink— they should be cherished forever, for getting you through a time when you needed a spark of creativity most.

anonymous asked:

It wasn't a fleshlight because it looked like a clear tube. Pretty sure it was either a penis pump or a water bottle

So, I went back to find the scandalous photo…

First of all, let’s take a moment to admire k-fans obsessive attention to detail and frightening ability to zero in on a tiny blurry speck and immediately identify it as possible proof of our boys’ sexual activities. Bravo! I have no idea what that other item is inside the box.  Some speculate a penis pump, some say a water bottle, I saw someone suggest it’s a bottle of lube.  It probably isn’t a flesh light – if that’s a condom right next to it, I’d say it’s too small for that.  Also seems too small for a water bottle.  In any case, thank you all for bringing back this lovely memory of BTS’ early days.

Also - good on them for having condoms around!  Always practice safe sex, y’all! Always!


Back when Tom first realized he needed glasses, he avoided going to the eye doctor because he didn’t want you to find out. It somehow got to him and made him feel old, mostly because he was just having a bad day and that was the icing on the cake. Once he finally told you, you laughed and made him realize how silly he was being.

there's nothing more relatable than jon lovett during pod save america ads
  • Jon Favreau: Life insurance. Do you have it? If you don't, why not? Why not, Jon?
  • Jon Lovett: I don't have any dependents.
  • ---
  • Jon Lovett: And by the way, we don't even need to be gender normative about it.
  • Jon Favreau: Send your boyfriend Shari's Berries!
  • Jon Lovett: Men LOVE chocolate-covered strawberries and they love receiving them as a gift.
  • Jon Favreau: When are you gonna settle down, Lovett?
  • Jon Lovett: Okay. That is NOT for Shari's Berries, that is a larger conversation.
  • ---
  • Tommy: Honestly, it is so much better to cook these things together than wait for some delivery guy and not talk and then watch TV all night. We have a good time, we have a glass of wine-
  • Jon Favreau: I’m learning to cook with Blue Apron. I used to say that Emily cooked Blue Apron and I watched, and she didn’t like when I said that. So now, I’m learning with Blue Apron with her.
  • Jon Lovett: My oven is the biggest clock in my house.
Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say Part 4
  • "Mmmmmmmmilky me."
  • "Who's your dealer?" "My mom."
  • "Have you seen my chicken dog?"
  • "Use that picture, but only the frame."
  • "This is a blank Maya file? Best work I've seen from you."
  • "Wait, if this isn't your number, then who have I been sending memes to?!"
  • "Octology is the study of eight."
  • "You're a disgrace to the marshmallow making community."
  • "How are you eating an airhead at 6am?" "I lost control of my life a long time ago."
  • "The chocolate releases the orphans."
  • "No, like... noodle lizards."
  • "It makes me feel like I have a unibrow, and that makes me feel so self-confident."
  • "I'm gonna start a 40 day fast like Jesus." *20 seconds later* "Ooh, watermelon!"
  • "If you could survive two and a half hours between two morbidly obese, sweaty men on that flight, it was worth the $15-25 you saved!"
  • "I know I'm weird, but I don't think I'm singles ward weird."
  • "I think you should stop saying that, and knit him a blanket or something."
  • "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone."
  • "I think you're taking the thank you note thing too far by giving away kidneys."
  • "I love swallowing saliva."
  • "I'm not hairy."
  • "Those scares sure are stairy."
  • "You were a macaroni girl for prom?"
  • "I don't want to see your calves anymore!"
  • "Oh, I only have one pair of glasses, I'm not going to be able to read."
  • "I'm going to yell because she's blind."
  • "We can finally go see Gardens of the Galaxy!" "...Gardens?"
  • "Well I'm lactose intolerant, so I don't need any of your cheese."
  • "It's a man man!"
  • "Mickey Mouse is the Taylor Lautner of furries."
  • "Stop bird thigh erasure."
  • "Yeah, he's abnormal dude; he kinda lives somewhere."
  • "He has like, flesh lumps, but he doesn't have eyebrows."
  • "It's a fact that the longer your legs are, the more attractive."
  • "He's got like... cybernetic eyebrows... oh my gosh... cybrows..."

I have never seen three characters more in love with each other. Honestly, Dorian x Celaena x Chaol or nothing. 

I really like how they came out so first look at my TAZ boys headcanon! <3
(don’t line/trace/edit or repost my art please)

anonymous asked:

Told a woman not to remove her card until the machine beeped. She removed her card before it beeped and said "sorry I don't have my glasses on". You. Don't. Need. Glasses. To. Hear.

anonymous asked:

I'm a bisexual man and I am so fucking sick and tired of these Tumblr cunts preaching about protecting us (the gays). We don't need protection; treat us like everyone else ffs. That's what we really want. Ok. I get why you're pissed at KS but I do not get why you need to bitch about how the story fetishizes gay sex/relationships. BC it. Fucking. Doesn't. I can't believe 22 chapters in and we are STILL having this conversation. Go cry to your therapist about how a work of fiction triggers you.


Out of all the things I’ve realized about the anti-Killing Stalking users is that they believe that you’re made of glass or just some unicorn individual who’s making bad choices. 

Yeah, they call the fandom “cishet white females fetishizing gay abuse porn” but once you raise your hand and say, “Well I’m not cishet, white, female, heterosexual nor do I fetishize or normalize abuse, rape, and torture” then they completely brush you off. 

I mean, like damn. Let people read in peace. I’ve read all the chapters and I haven’t seen a KS reader justify the monstrosity of abuse and murder in Killing Stalking (knocks on wood) like lol most people know it’s a fucked up series hence the title KILLING STALKING