the signs when they've had enough of everyone's shit:
*scrolls through memes on instagram* you will beg on your feet when i destroy the world one day smh *forgets the fight and hugs you 2 mins afterwards*
Give me a coffee or I will write a novel and insult you all in it because im too nice to say it in your face
*smiles evily and plots your death in spanish* yes Karen I love you haha :)
*sighs* what can i do when i love them
*screams while crying* I WAS THE BEST AND YOU WILL YEARN FOR ME ONE DAY BUT I WoNT BE HERE
*puts glasses on and invites you for tea* Sit down, we need to have a deep, thorough conversation and analyze all the possible aspects of the spheres of our conflict, therefore solving it properly, without further misconceptions on that particular topic.
Ya'll don't deserve me smh but ur all my friends and i wont do anything bad bc i love u
*sobs up* I just wanted to be supportive but y'all dont know when to stop
*kills everyone in their way with their laser-beam eyes*
Oh look, Im sad, therefore im gonna turn off my phone, stay at home for 3 millenias and play trashy video games
*finds new friends and doesnt even give a shit about their old friends*
I just need to get laid, otherwise I promise there will be casualties
I suddenly have an urgent need for V with a beanie hat, plaid shirt, fitted jeans and oOOH big hipster glasses wowowow it's such a shame i don't know an amazing, talented and jUST OVERALL THE GREATEST artist to draw V like this??? Wow :') (i mean u♡)
hello i hope this helped achieve your desires
also i’m ,,,, super thankful for your compliment aaaaa
This is probably going to get hate, but I don't care. I believe this needed to be said about the TOG and ACOTAR fandoms.
Look–I’ve seen some things floating around Tumblr lately. And I’m going to be as realistic as I can here. Many won’t like my brutal honesty, but I don’t care at this point. I believe this needs to be said.
These said posts have been tagged anti-sarahjmaas, anti-tog (Throne of Glass), anti-acotar (A Court of Thorns and Roses) acomaf (A Court of Mist and Fury), acowar (A Court of Wings and Ruin), and the like.
But honestly, if you hate the thing, why the hell are you bothering to post about it–especially when it’s the whole book or series. I understand everyone’s going to like and dislike certain characters, ships, and plot points, but if it’s the whole, big scheme of things that you hate… Just don’t say it. Move on with your life and find books you actually like and obsess over those. Not ones you hate so you can ruin it for everyone else. I mean, seriously, who joins a fandom when they don’t like it? There’s the distinct prefix fan- which suggests you like it.
And don’t even get me started on when you say anti-sarahjmaas. You are literally saying you don’t support the person–not just the books. Do you even know how disrespectful that is? I don’t think you do, so I’m just gonna lay it out for you.
You wouldn’t say it to someone’s face that you’re anti-them. Think about it. You’re literally saying you despise and loathe, with every part of your being, that you hate everything about them. Their mind, soul, and body. Their religion, their sexuality, political standing, racial identity. And, if you would say it to them, you’re just awful. Hate to break it to you. Well, actually I don’t.
Basically, what I’m trying to get across to you, is to think about what you say. Yes, I know, a seemingly impossible task. Outrageous, right?
But WolfTheBookWorm, why would you ask us to think before we speak? You wail to the heavens.
Because you need to actually respect people, and if you don’t want to, just leave.
Also, I would like to add this: An author generally takes comments to heart, whether they’ll admit it or actually let it bring them down or not. I know–I am one, amateur or otherwise. You’re insulting their work–something they bleed, weep, laugh and cry over.
So just think for once–it isn’t that hard. And respect people–all people. Other fandomers. The author. Everyone.
*sighs* I’m glad I finally said it.
With that said, have a nice day, stop hating so much, and goodbye.
Look, I know it's not the "healthiest" solution, but when I feel a meltdown coming on, having a little booze is the best way I've found to calm down and avert it.
We're gonna treat meltdowns in kids by prescribing hard-core anti-psychotics (and just ignore that the fact that it making them stoned out their minds is probably the main factor in meltdown reduction).
Y'all gotta stop making my self-medication look reasonable.
(just to stress, anti-psychotics are actually really helpful tools for many people, this is only a joke about their misuse when it comes to autism and the lax measures applied to autism research, not an anti-drug stance)
Do you wear contacts Thomas? Are the glasses Patton and roman wear yours for when you don't wear contacts. Or are you a mythical being who's eyes work without assistance? (The glasses look amazing on you either way)
Haha oh those glasses I wear don’t have lenses. At this current time, I do not need glasses lol
No matter how many books I read, I can get over my ToG and ACOTAR hangover. I discovered them in the end of February and there hasn’t been a day I haven’t thought of them ever since. I kind of start new books just to not reread Sarah’s books now. And made sure all of my friends read them too lol.
My mom is actually reading Throne of Glass right now.
Like an oasis. Like they are salvation in a territory of blank cruelty. Their kindness and generosity should be shared but protected from those who wish to taint it
Like a home. They are always someone who is associated with comfort and normality, but they are never to be disrespected or abused— because while they stand tall they could easily come crumbling down, broken.
Like a classic book. Their length of wisdom and truth is timeless, be careful when dealing with them. One wrong move could stain their pages forever, and tear at their seams. They should be cared for and their stories should be told to everyone.
Like your old favorite song. They should be remembered and loved by everyone. Just the sound of them should bring joy and nostalgia to people far and near. They have a way of speaking to people- no matter their background.
Like a dagger. Their beauty may be intimidating and seem far away— but close enough their edges are sharp, ready to pierce and defend themselves against all who plan to fight. They are to be sheathed and cared for.
Like a mug. A mug is used to be filled up with liquids to warm your body and quench your thirst, despite the cracks and dents in it. We often look past the signs to fill our own needs. But if you are not careful the one crack could lead to the entire thing shattering. They should be repaired, and loved for all their imperfections as well as their perfections.
Like a piece of glass. If you hurt them, and are lucky enough to be forgiven, just remember — you have a left a crack on their exterior, and it will always be a reminder to them.
Like a fire. Their light should be shielded from the wind— protected and kindled so it can burn brighter and brighter. Their warmth may be soft, but it is not to be taken lightly, because fires can engulf and destroy as well
Like a rare flower. Their beauty may be brilliant, but that doesn't mean they don't need reassurance from time to time that they are incredible and one of a kind.
Like the stars. Even though you only see them occasionally, you know they're constantly there and appreciate their presence and guidance. Their light always a constant reminder that darkness doesn't have to be so lonely after all.
Like a storm. They may be unpredictable and hasty, but if you battle through the hardships and roughness– you will get to the center. And learn that there's nothing to be afraid of after all.
Like a pen. They inspire you and help you channel your creativity, but if you mess up, it leaves a mark that can only fade with time. They should not be taken for granted or left behind when they run out of ink— they should be cherished forever, for getting you through a time when you needed a spark of creativity most.
I know I only
just got into this fandom, but yeah I might have gone a little overboard with
my research on Eliot’s glasses because I have a Thing for them
I think, yes he needs them - he wore them outside of cons in season 1 a couple
times (definitely in The Nigerian Job and The Two-Horse Job), then there’s the “New glasses” comment in The Jailhouse Job, and I think one of the
creators answered some questions from the fans at some point and said that,
while Christian apparently doesn’t need glasses, Eliot does.
(possibly the same creator, possibly another one - I’d have to look for it
again and I don’t know all their names yet) said that, while they pretty much treated them like reading glasses, if
they had to pick they’d say Eliot is probably a bit near-sighted.
think I need to correct myself here - I went A LOT overboard with my