Pssst *looks around suspiciously* *slides random message on your ask box* crack headcanon that maybe probably most likely Stiles, in the two hour waiting for Scott, made Titanic jokes at Derek, specially about the drowning scene
Did Stiles mention the mast Derek should’ve held on to?
Did he make references about drowning in love?
Did he tell Derek there was a lot of wet, hard wood available to save his life?
Did Stiles ask Derek “what goes down well with ice?” to which the answer was Titanic but also Stiles going down on him?
“Derek, what’s the difference between us and the Titanic? It’s not water you’re gonna be drowning in tonight”
“Derek, I’m not an artist and you’re not french but I wouldn’t mind painting you naked”
“Derek, let’s play a game! You’ll be Titanic and I’ll be the iceberg hitting on you”
“Derek, if you were the ocean I wouldn’t mind sinking in you”
“Hey, Derek. Derek! You don’t need to be drowning for me to come for you ;)”