they don't have my size of course

Guess who got a tablet for christmas? *waggles eyebrows* I still have a long way to go before I can be considered proficient at using it, but I’ll get there. I’m looking forward to making the most of the ‘dead’ time during my commutes to and from the office!

How to make high quality gifs

The question people ask me the most on here besides “are you dead” is how to make gifs and how to make them look good. So I finally decided to make a tutorial how to go from this:
(I know this tutorial is pretty long and I apologize for that, I just wanted to make a tutorial everyone can understand because when I was a beginner I always wished for more detailed tutorials on this topic.)

to this:

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

So we all agree that regular people shouldn't cohabit snakes (or most reptiles). But of course, most of us don't have enclosures the size that zoos have. So in zoos, where they keep 2 burms or boas together in a MASSIVE enclosure, is that okay?

Hi, I’d like to preface my response by saying I am not an expert on ANY reptiles and I have never kept giant snakes. 

Also, I’ve never been to a zoo that cohabitated reptiles. Ever.

My understanding is that snakes are not social and could not benefit from sharing an enclosure. Sharing an enclosure, regardless of the size, can and will stress out asocial animals. It’s not a good idea. No, in my personal opinion, it’s not okay to do that.

dorkwhodrawsstuff  asked:

Hey. Is it okay to be curvy? I like my thick thighs and belly but I don't know if I should...

It is absolutely okay to be curvy. Honestly I feel upset on your behalf that you even have thoughts of if you should like your own body or not. Did you know that the majority of people right now wear size 14 and up clothes? The majority of people that, just like you, have thick thighs and belly. So of course it’s okay, and I’m glad that you do like your body the way it is. Please don’t have these doubts on if you should or should not like your thick thighs and your belly, as this is coming from someone who has the exact same stuff and has gone through this exact train of thought and has learned to love those parts of theirself.

Here, have some curvy models to finish this post out

anonymous asked:

Hey! I have a little question. I saw your amazing drawing with Frank Fontane (this one in profile with cigarette and smoke) and I wanna ask: do you have version with transparent background? Of course if you don't have anything against it. Cause I REALLY, really would want it for wallpaper in my tablet. ^^; Don't worry, I won't publish it anywhere, I just would want it only for my own use. Sorry for bothering you and I hope you won't be angry. ^^;

Unfortunately thats one of the few that i dont have a transparent version for… so heres what i got for you(hope that was what you were looking for) 

{heres the full sized thing}

its not truely transparent, but its the best i could do without redrawing it ;D

scottydotcom  asked:

I was wondering if you all could help me host or sponsor a binder giveaway. I would pay to have a brand new binder shipped to the winner in the size and color of their choice. I would host it on my personal tumblr, but I don't have many followers, so it won't get much traction. Please let me know if you could help or know a page that could help me. Thank you

Yes of course.


BINDER Giveaway.

Captain Swan & Captain Charming
  • Emma: Mom! Killian just proposed!
  • David [bursting into the room]: Did you say yes?! Emma please tell me you said yes. Don't tell me you broke his heart and turned him down. Emma I swear if you said no, I'm going to find him and accept his proposal myself. I am not letting a man like that walk out of my life. Wait how big was the diamond? Wait never mind it doesn't matter. I wonder if it'll fit me? Who am I kidding. Of course it will. Killian knows my ring size. Summer wedding or winter? The venue, invites, the guest list, tuxes, the cake, There's so much I have to get started on?!
  • Snow:
  • Emma:
  • David: ...so did you say yes?
[Meddling] | Open RP - Yui Noshiro

Her daughter was coming home later than usual lately. Chores stacking up. Chores she shouldn’t have to do. That’s what her useless daughter was for. The one who didn’t appreciate being fed, clothed and housed, who disrespected her at every turn, who never learned her lesson time and again no matter what she did. Of course, Yui had ‘connections’. The girls in Saki’s class were good kids. They respected their elders and kindly offered up information on who her troublesome daughter was spending time with. 

Probably some boy, or group of boys. She knew her daughter was a promiscuous slut, after all. Wearing a uniform one size too small to show off her chest like some tramp, staying out all night sleeping around. After everything she did for her, too.

She’d set this person straight, of course. She’d set her child straight too. Once and for all.

“You.” Her tone was firm, as if reprimanding Saki herself. Getting warmed up, perhaps, “I hear you’ve been keeping my child out past her curfew. Mind telling me what kind of illicit acts you’re having her do?”

anonymous asked:

I'm curious!!! what brush settings to you use for lining/colouring etc? only if you don't mind answering..!

Yeah of course I don’t mind! Always happy to help where I can! Here’s the recent Paint Tool Sai brush setting I’ve been using:

(Same brush just at different canvas sizes.) I’ve found drawing in Sai more enjoyable after settling on this brush so I’ve been feeling quite eager to share this. Let me know if it’s good or not so good? Haha

I realise my canvases are set at 600dpi, I remember I did this ages ago but what effect does it have on drawing in Sai… I have absolutely no clue. (So I made an attempt to test 72dpi, 300dpi and 600dpi. (but what I actually confirmed was I find it real difficult to try draw the exact same thing three times in a row)(the drawing… just deteriorated)(and I can’t say if there is a honest difference is anymore. Maybe the brush feels ever so slightly slower at 600dpi)(?)(??)(hahaa))

I’m less sure about what I use to colour. I swap brushes often and haven’t found the brush that feels 100% comfortable yet. Though lately I just use the same brush I draw with + sometimes blending with default watercolour:

(I guess I’m searching for the equivalent to oekaki Shipainter Pro’s Pen and Water2 tools… the quest continues) And here’s a pencil-ish brush I’m also fond of:

I hope this can be useful! 

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“Aw, c'mon — we’ve had a lot worst.”
“I can’t imagine who’s to blame for most of that.”

Some more Riyria stuff! Had to draw my brotp :)

Royce is obviously not please with Hadrian, but I’m not quite sure what about. He probably got them jammed into another mess because he couldn’t say no to a teary-eyed damsel xD

Speaking of Hadrian, please ignore his horrible body. I can’t draw anatomy for scum but I was bent on making him in that pose, so yeah…my failures speak for themselves.
But Royce was an angel to draw, of course. Bless him and his ever-present cloak ƪ ಥ◡ಥ ʃ

And I think I might have exaggerated the size of Hadrian just a tad bit…oops

(also I was browsing the Riyria tag and I accidentally read something very very sad about the ending for Percepliquis so please excuse me whist I go cry bitterly for the remaining days of my life ;___;)

For Your Sass Master (Someecards + Anne Taintor Starters)
  • "Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."
  • "Well that's a level of incompetence I have not seen before."
  • "Did it hurt when you came up out of the ground from Hell?"
  • "I'd call you a douchebag but that'd imply you could get near a vagina."
  • "Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth."
  • "My business isn't your business so unless you're my thong don't be up my ass."
  • "Two things. 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?"
  • "I'd like to say I understand your point of view. Unfortunately, I'm not batshit crazy too - so that's impossible."
  • "Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in."
  • "Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho."
  • "I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you."
  • "Oh darling, I don't do spite. I do karma."
  • "Look...I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."
  • "Honey, you couldn't handle half of me."
  • "Think of me as a challenge."
  • "Ladies and gentleman, may I have your undivided attention please; I'm happy to announce that shit just got real."
  • "I propose a toast to the booze for making you all seem tolerable."
  • "If some people were on fire, I'd happily toast marshmallows"
  • "According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four."
  • "Salmonella my ass, I'm eating the batter."
  • "I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore."
  • "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
  • "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
  • "Put on your life preserver, I'm about to rock this boat."
  • "I think we should just be friends with sexual tension."
  • "You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics."
  • "Nothing you say can shock me honey."
  • "Of course you look good. I don't have ugly friends."
  • "I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices."
  • "We're total fucking badasses."
  • "You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend?"
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Adventures with gckaf!

On our latest visit with friend gckaf, I got a surprise present: A reversible, hand-knit turtle blanket made by gckaf herself! Green turtle on one side, red turtle on the other!

I love my new blanket! It is wonderfully thick and warm (and festive!), just in time for the cold we have been getting. Plus, it is the perfect size for me: big enough for me to stay warm underneath or for me to hang out on top, and small enough that it doesn’t swallow me. In fact, the turtles on the blanket are exactly the same size as me! It is the perfect blanket for me! Thank you, gckaf!!

A conversation between a Horned Serpent girl and a Gryffindor boy
  • Horned Serpent: Thank you again for taking me to see the baby dragons. I've always been fascinated by them.
  • Gryffindor: It's not a problem; I usually head this way to meet up with my friends anyway.
  • Horned Serpent: Have the dragons started exhaling smoke? About what size are they? Healthy for their age?
  • Gryffindor: *Chuckles* Slow down! I don't recall; I guess we'll find out when we get there.
  • Horned Serpent: Oh, of course.
  • Gryffindor: And there they are.
  • Horned Serpent: *Gasps* They're amazing! *Holds hand out hesitantly* Do you think I could...?
  • Gryffindor: *Covered in baby dragons* Hm? Oh, yeah, go ahead.
  • Horned Serpent: *Gently pets a baby dragon* Wow. I never thought I'd be able to touch one.
  • Gryffindor: Well, if we help them grow up, we might be able to ride them!
  • Horned Serpent: *Grins* You really think so?
  • Gryffindor: *Grins* Yeah, I do.

anonymous asked:

Could you do a "My ex boyfriend won't stop coming to my apartment and I said my new hot neighbor I don't even know his name is my new boyfriend to make him leave and he is going to confront him" Percabeth AU pretty please? Of course you don't have to do it if you don't want to I love your work btw!! You are awesome keep doing what you are doing!! Have a nice week!!

Annabeth is uncomfortable. 

For the record, she is usually uncomfortable in some form. She’s tall but skinny, which means she’s cold a lot. And she’s from a family of WASPs, which means that she isn’t very comfortable with any form of touching or affection. And she definitely doesn’t wear the right bra size, which means her back hurts the majority of the time, unless she puts on a sports bra. 

All of that, all piled up together, and it still isn’t as uncomfortable as the moment she is having. 

“I just don’t want to be with you,” she says, trying to get the words out in the most emotional way possible. Oh– that’s another thing she’s usually uncomfortable with. Emotion. But maybe if she fills her voice with meaning, he’ll actually get what she’s trying to say. “That’s it. That’s just… done.”

“Annabeth,” Cam says, grasping for her hand. She snatches it away quickly, sticking it into her back pocket. “I think we’re meant to be together.”

(They’re not. She knows they’re not.) 

“Look, Cam, I think that you should just go your way and I will go–”

“Hey, Annabeth!” 

The door to the apartment opposite hers opens, and Cam stumbles as the door which he had been leaning on slides out underneath him, causing him to swear loudly. From behind the door emerges a tall man with messy black hair, sea-green eyes, and a t-shirt with a picture of a fork lying on pavement. What? What would a fork be lying on the ground?

“Oh!” she says loudly. A fork in the road. Doh. 

“Yeah,” says her neighbor, going with it. “You totally forgot to give me those eggs I asked for.” 

She catches on immediately. 

“Well, do you want to come in and grab them?” She glances over at Cam. “Sorry, just give us a moment.” Then she snatches her neighbor’s arm and tugs him into her apartment. 

He closes the door behind the two of them and strolls into her kitchen behind her. 

“Ex boyfriend?” he asks as she goes to the fridge. 

“Yes,” Annabeth replies tersely. “Sorry, how many eggs did you-” He raises an eyebrow. “Oh. Right. You’re not baking.”

“I was actually about to go for a run. But I was lacing up my shoes and I heard him arrive.”

“What? How long does it take you to lace up your shoes?”

“Well, I still do bunny ears,” he says, grinning proudly. 

“Oh, of course.”

“It’s the only good way to tie your shoes.”

“Completely makes sense. You’re not crazy at all.”

“I know I’m not. So do you want me to get rid of Bozo the Clown out there?”

Annabeth leans against her counter, trying to think. 

“How, exactly?”

“Well, I am a human being who respects other human beings. So all I have to do is remind him that he, too, is supposed to respect other human beings, and then he’ll leave.” Annabeth stares at him disbelievingly. “I’m an optimist.” 

She snorts, sticking out her hand. 

“Pessimist. Nice to meet you.” 

He pumps her hand twice, smile big and toothy, and Annabeth is beginning the get the impression that this guy is a total mama’s boy. 

“Let’s do this,” he says, jogging twice in place before he launches himself out of her kitchen and through her front door. “So, Cam, my friend,” says Annabeth’s neighbor. “I think you need to leave.”

Cam rolls his eyes. 

“Look, man, you have no idea–”

“You’re bothering the lady,” responds her savior, who suddenly seems to have a thick Bronx accent which Annabeth is certain he hadn’t had before. “Give it up, man. She wants nothing to do with it.” Okay, that one sounded like Statan Island. 

“Dude, you just-”

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” roars Annabeth’s neighbor suddenly, throwing his hands dramatically into the air and taking both Annabeth and Cam by surprise. 

“What?”

“You can’t handle it, so just go!” 

“What’s even-?”

“Fine, you asked for it,” the man says dramatically, and that’s when he whirls around, places his hands on Annabeth’s cheeks, and kisses her. 

He opens his mouth a bit too much, and Annabeth is pretty sure it’s because he wants Cam to see their tongues, because other than that, he seems to be a perfectly adequate kisser. More than adequate, actually. Dayum. 

Her neighbor pulls back and grabs her hand. His palms are sweaty. Annabeth doesn’t care. 

“We are in love,” he says humbly. Then the Bronx accent makes one final appearance as he adds, “So stay away from my woman.” 

Cam stares in shock for several moments, until Annabeth finally decides to pull her neighbor into her apartment and slam the door shut behind them, locking it for good measure. 

She turns around and stares at him. 

“Um,” he says, and she’s trying so hard not to laugh, but it’s about to burst through. “So I’m Percy…” 

“Annabeth,” she replies, and that’s when the laughter breaks through, bubbling over into a full on cackle. Percy looks delighted but surprised, and pretty soon he’s laughing too. Annabeth only speaks again when she’s wiping tears from her eyes. “Um… I feel like I should… I dunno… buy you dinner for that performance.” 

He perks up.

“Really? Food?”

“Really,” Annabeth says, her stomach and chest aching. 

“Like… a date?” Percy asks. 

“Do you want it to be?” Annabeth inquires carefully, and he nods worthlessly. “Okay, neighbor. It’s a date.” 

Dylan O'Brien Quotes:
  • Dylan: I feel like I'm good with girls. I understand them and am good at loving them. I've always felt like that's been natural for me.
  • Dylan: I don't really give much thought to the roles that I'd ideally love to play.
  • Dylan: I didn't have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I'm super shy, so it was hard to make friends.
  • Dylan: Growing up, I was in love with Jennifer Aniston from 'Friends.'
  • Dylan: Part of growing up is realizing you learn to love so many people. It's about forming those relationships and finding what will last forever.
  • Dylan: The thing I like a lot about acting is I'll never learn enough. I'll never know it inside and out.
  • Dylan: The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them again.
  • Dylan: In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.
  • Dylan: I'm never offered any sort of roles. I need to audition in a typically lengthy process to receive roles.
  • Dylan: I'm a big root beer guy.
  • Dylan: I'd like to get into some sort of workout regimen so I can properly be healthy and exercise like a normal human being. I seem to not do that... ever.
  • Dylan: I never have an opinion about clothes and know nothing about fashion.
  • Dylan: I love baseball - 'Moneyball' was my favorite book when I was 13.
  • Dylan: I just want to work with good filmmakers and do good projects that mean something to me and play interesting characters. That's really it.
  • Dylan: I just happened to step into acting. And now I can't imagine myself doing anything else.
  • Dylan: With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.
  • Dylan: My heroes are guys like Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matt Damon. These are amazing actors with amazing careers that every actor should aspire to. I'm not saying I'm going to get anywhere close. It's not going to be an easy feat. I'm just in awe of their careers.
  • Dylan: I'm always a little innately shy when I first talk to a girl, and I think I always will be! But I think that's a good thing. You don't want to lose that.
  • Dylan: I was in school, but I wasn't into school. I wasn't doing what I wanted to be doing in school, which was film studies. That was what I intended on doing, but I didn't go away to a university because I wanted to stay in L.A. and audition while I took classes, so I elected to go to a community college and just take G.E. courses. It was terrible.
  • Dylan: I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn't have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me - which became my YouTube channel.
  • Dylan: I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 model bodies and sometimes they're short and brunette. All shapes and sizes - it's really about the personality. That sounds cliché, but it's so freaking true!
  • Dylan: You don't disrupt genius at work.
  • Dylan: Yeah, I've only been acting since I was 18 out of high school.
  • Dylan: When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! I love your blog! Huge favor to ask... Do you have the full size photos you posted on the Brandon in Suspenders post?! I don't have hardly any of those photos and Brandon in suspenders is pretty much my favorite thing ever! I don't know if you could post them, but if you could you would make my whole life! I know it's a BIG favor but I'd be so grateful! Thank you so, so much!

Hi anon ;) aww thank you so much <3  sorry it took a while to answer your question, I’ve been doing university work and other stuff. 
Of course I can post the full size photos from the brandon in suspenders photoset and I know Brandon in suspenders is so hot XD I have loads of photos of him in suspenders so I’ll just add them all to this post for you. Its a long post, hope you enjoy them :)

anonymous asked:

I feel like maybe you've talked about it before but I can't remember for sure, but that "ew" response makes me wanna know if you're with me in thinking that Quick was probably just as toxic as Finchel? Or you just don't like them?

     Quick to me just had no potential ever.  He found out she was pregnant and called her out in the middle of the hallway where anyone could hear because he was pissed she didn’t want him to be the father.  She was wrong with lying about the father of course.  She ends up giving him a chance to prove himself and he’s sexting other girls because she doesn’t have sex with him.  

Puck: I’m not breaking up with you. I’m just saying please stop super-sizing because I don’t dig on fat chicks. 
Quinn: I’m pregnant.
Puck: And that’s my fault?

(In Hello)

     Then at the end of season one when we see Puck giving her another wine cooler to lower her inhibitions even more so he could have sex with her.  Date Rape.  Lying about protection.  The fact that she was insecure and felt fat that day to later be called fat by him when she was pregnant with his child is messed up as well.  

     The ‘did you love me’ ‘yes especially now’ line never came across to me as ‘in’ love.  She was vulnerable looking at their daughter.  He was too and his daughter came from her, I’m sure there is a love there because of that.  I didn’t see it as anything romantic though.  

     They ignored each other for the most part in season two.  Except with little comments and digs at each other here or there.  He helped Lauren with the whole Lucy Caboosey thing once again knowing she’s insecure with her weight.

     He never really cared for her besides the fact she gave birth to his kid.  But if it were anyone else he’d care just the same about them.  Shelby adopted her and suddenly Puck took interest in her and thought of being a family with them.  He’d rather raw dog a beehive then be with Quinn.  He knew no one was there for her when she lost her shit over Beth and still said hurtful things and didn’t help.  I just never felt their was anything more between them then Beth.  

     I hate when people say they should be together because of her because, neither of them have custody of her.  It wouldn’t be for her.  A baby between two people doesn’t make for love and a good relationship anyway.  This two me is always that drunken one night stand with the guy you can barely tolerate if you’re sober and get stuck with because you get pregnant.  I just find them so unbelievably unhealthy.   

anonymous asked:

I know you will most likely disregard this and hate me, but I need to get this out there. As someone who has been attack by a man twice my size multiple times I can 100 percent say that no matter the race, sex, or age I would have done anything to get him to stop. I wouldn't try to kill him of course, but I don't know a damn thing about human anatomy or what kills someone. Tbh I don't now who is to blame and I don't like taking sides.

Darren Wilson was the size of Michael Brown though.  

Also your unwillingness to take sides is an act of complicitness with the current regime.  Note how despite not taking sides you seem to sympathize more with Darren Wilson.

Like, think more on your position or stop pretending that what you’re doing is an act of moderation.

Mod R

savemebarrryy  asked:

You're treated the way you are due to a direct consequence of your actions. YOU decide to eat too much. YOU decide not to be active enough. Nobody is forcing you to be fat. If you don't like having to pay more for a plane ticket because you take up extra room, lose weight. If you don't like the plus size clothing options, lose weight. Of course doctors will tell you to lose weight in order to be healthy. It's not fat shaming, it's educated medical advice. Thin privilege is just fat consequence.

“Don’t like being treated like shit? THEN CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM, YOU EVIL DEVIANT! And watch me as I laugh at your pain, and enjoy my unearned social status. Hahahaha I’m only saying this for your own good fatty!” #shitthinpeoplesay