Jeremy: The status actually gives us a lot of really cool benefits—we can share our inventory (which is lot easier than trading things over, trust me). We can also swap special skills during battle. I’m not a magic user, but since I’m married to Michael I can “borrow” his magic during battle and cast spells. And he in turn can borrow my swordsman skills and be able to actually wield those sorts of weapons. And finally! Because I’m a gamemaster, Michael can use some of my admin privileges since our accounts are linked together. He really gets a kick out of that.
Michael: Being married is the best!! And since we’re famous I can’t even begin to tell you how many people have tried to get with Jeremy since he’s at the top of the Scoreboard. Having that ring on his finger basically tells everybody else to shove off. Heheheh!
Jeremy: The same goes for you…you were famous way before I was.
i’d love to have another date with markiplier like video, but TWIST!!!! you get to choose who you date!
like, you can cheat on mark or drop him to go hang with tyler or ethan or whatever
and, like, there’s a lot a drama and anger
or fluff or whatever
and, like, the egos somehow come up
like, if you cheat on mark, dark comes out like all bitchy and shit
or like, you run into google and he’s asking you if you need anything and stuff, but, of course, he starts freaking out like
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i’ve been thinking about this for a while
i’m not really good with explaining things, but hopefully some of you speak stupid ¯\_ツ_/¯
if any of you have any ideas too, i’d love to listen!!! like, if someone wants to add an ego (WARFY) or like explain this better, hahaha.
i know it’d take them ages if they ever did this, but i dunno. i think it’d be cute.
Yaoi literally opened my eyes to the world of gay people, how can you say that's homophobic? Liking gay people is homophobic? Thinking gay couples are cute or hot is homophobic? Trying to police the media people like is so pathetic, and might I say in the case of yaoi, racist. You're shooting yourselves in the foot here, I'd still be against same sex marriage if it wasn't for yaoi. You antis are ridiculous.
imagine being so homophobic that you still would be against gay marriage if you didn’t have access to fetishizing gay men and their lives
Our party (a half-elf bard, a half-elf ranger, and a human ex-paladin), is exploring its first dungeon in our first campaign. We’re fighting a trio of moving statues (one of whom is very angry because our ex-pally pissed on it earlier) plus their creator. One of the statues tries to punch our bard, who is usually a very sweet, hippie, New Age-y type lady.
DM: Roll to see if you can dodge
Bard: (rolls Nat 20) YES!
DM: …Okay, not only do you dodge, but you judo flip him and he’s going to take damage…
Bard: I’M FUCKING JESUS, BITCH!
Paladin (who is dating the Bard irl): Can I roll to fall in love with her?
Paladin: (rolls 18)
DM: Yeah, you’re fucking head over heels. Nothing else matters. Congratulations. You even get “lovespiration”
Bard: (rolls to see if she loves him back, just for fun) 12…
DM: Yeah, this guy is making weird eyes at you, and you think you might like it, but you’re not sure yet.
We then proceeded to have an arcane mecha fight with the rest of the enemies
Yes, this is self-indulgence but I REGRET NOTHING(again)
(づ￣ ³￣)づ C’mere hubby!!
Clarification (duuhhh again): Base: Edited normal sprite from Slbp (obvious) + own draw (yes, I ship myself with everybody lalalala -if I want another mc, I prefer read a book-) –> [pretty sloopy hair but :looks at her reflection in the mirror:… in fact not so far from reality]
(Made a league ask, feel free to use it at your leisure!)
Send me a number in my inbox, anon or otherwise!
1- First champ played?
2- First main?
3- Season when you started?
4- What got you into league in the first place?
5- Current rank?
6- Highest rank?
7- Current main?
8- Odd pick fave?
9- If you could date a champ irl who would it be?
10- Best odd combo?
11- Worst league experience?
12- Best league experience?
13- Ever got stuck in a rank?
14- Met anyone you met on league irl?
15- Last league game score?
16- Last champ played?
17- Most champ played?
18- How many mastery 7s?
19- Ever cosplayed a league champ?
20- Ever had a penta kill?
21- Favorite champ?
22- Favorite skin?
23- If you could perma delete a champ, who would it be?
24- Current instant ban?
25- Least favorite champion?
26- Aram, twisted tree line, or Summoners Rift?
27- Favorite special game mode?
28- Ever gotten so tilted you broke something?
29- Ever been reported?
30- Ever been banned?
31- How many summoner names have you had?
32- Ignite or heal (adc)?
33- Most expensive skin owned?
34- Longest game?
35- Longest amount of time playing consecutively?
36- Too many chests or too many keys?
37- Favorite midlaner?
38- Favorite adc?
39- Favorite support?
40- Favorite top?
41- Favorite jungle?
42- You’re worst champ?
43- Favorite lore champion?
44- If you have a champions abilities irl who would it be?
45- If you could be a league champ what would your kit/role be?
46- Your favorite male champ?
47- Your favorite female champ?
48- What’s your favorite league ship?
49- What’s your favorite LCS team?
50- Ever used RP to buy a champ?
Jim’s an expert at speed dating. He does it regularly, known by the event organisers by name and phone number, probably. Jim’s usually there to meet casual fun, the occasional one- to two months worth of a relationship if the girl keeps him interested enough. It’s really not the girls’ fault he doesn’t usually stick around; Jim loves the thought of a relationship, but it also terrifies him. He knows he’ll find someone, eventually, but for now, he’s all about having a little fun.
Leonard actually sits down at the table next to him, and he’s a face Jim’s never seen before. “You done this speed dating thing before?” he asks, and Leonard shakes his head. “No, my friend signed me up for this shit. What do you even say to a dozen girls you only get two minutes to talk to?” He asks, and Jim laughs. “I’d start with hello,” he replies.
Jim scores a few numbers by the end of the night, and Leonard does, too. “See? Not that hard,” Jim says, “any one of them catch your eye?” “It’s a bit soon to tell, isn’t it?” Leonard asks, and Jim shrugs. “Speed dating is all about instant chemistry. No time to overthink things.” “Are you an expert on this?” Leonard asks, and Jim laughs, shrugging lightly. “Sort of.” “Not sure if that’s a good thing,” Leonard says with a small grin, “I’m going to watch a football match in O'Reilleys. D'you want to join?” Jim’s up instantly, grabbing his coat. “Hell yes.”
Jim scores another number that night, but it’s not romantic. He just thinks he found himself a new friend, which is cool. They text a lot, and Jim finds out Leonard is a doctor. That means he’s smart, too, and Jim learns that Leonard’s also pretty witty. Quite quickly, casually texting here and there turns to continuous, long conversations about everything and nothing, and Jim’s up way past midnight just staring at his screen waiting for a reply. They meet up occasionally to watch a game together, or they just eat a Taco Bell or whatever, and end up loudly discussing movies, politics, and other things.
“Hey,” Jim says, smiling lightly when Leonard slides down at the chair in front of him. Their restaurant choice is a bit more fancy than usual, but Jim picked it purposely because Leonard’s been complaining Jim’s continuous fast food habit is unhealthy. Maybe, partially, also to impress Leonard with his actual decent restaurant finding skills, maybe he just wants to impress Leonard in general. “Is this place not too fancy for you?” Leonard asks, and Jim grins. “Shut the hell up and order the cheapest thing on the menu, please,” he jokes. Because really, Jim has money. He’s a pretty decent salesman. “Oh yeah? Maybe I want the lobster,” Leonard replies, and Jim smiles fondly. “Then we’ll get you the lobster.”
After dinner, a mere few hours have passed and Jim feels a bit on edge. Doesn’t know what it is, he just likes having Leonard around him. “I got a new car,” Jim says, “want to join me taking her for a spin?” “Where are we even going, then?” Leonard asks, and Jim shrugs. “I dunno, does it matter?”
It’s a pretty good car. Pretty fast, pretty sleek. Leonard looks impressed, although only mildly so, and mostly jokes about Jim’s premature midlife crisis. Jim doesn’t even know where they’re going. They’re just talking, deep in conversation about everything between their favorite football teams, work, and the space colony going to Mars (“Doesn’t it sound fun?” Jim asks, and Leonard makes a face. “No! That sounds absolutely terrible!”).
Jim knows they’ve reached their destination once they hit the beach. The parking lot at the dunes is abandoned, the sun is nearly completely set, and the sky still has some bright pink and orange, but it’s fading. Sitting outside on the hood of the car is soothing, as are the quiet waves of the ocean. “I can’t figure you out,” Leonard says, and Jim raises an eyebrow. “What d'you mean?” he asks. “You act all cool, but you’re the most romantic person I’ve ever met. Besides myself. Just how are you single?” He asks, and Jim laughs. “Shut up, dude.” “Look where you brought me,” Leonard says, “if you brought your actual date here, you’d get laid in that dumb sports car of yours.” Jim would’ve thought about that further, maybe, but instead he turns to Leonard with a frown. “What do you mean, dumb car?!”
It’s well past midnight by the time Jim drops Leonard off at his house. “Did you enjoy yourself?” Jim asks, and Leonard laughs. “What am I, your date? Want to go again?” “Obviously,” Jim replies, and he wants to give him a joking grin, but instead he must have looked rather fondly. “Really, you’d just drop off your date like that?” Leonard asks. “Hey, I don’t end a good date without a kiss,” Jim says, and Leonard glances in his direction. Jim catches him looking. Catches him leaning in, too, and Jim finds himself leaning in as well. Kissing Leonard is the weirdest sensation. It’s thrilling, the kind that sends shivers down his spine, and Jim just pulls Leonard in closer when the other even leans slightly away. “Jim,” Leonard breathes against his lips, and the way he speaks in such a hushed voice makes it even better. Jim wants to hear more of that breathless voice, his name called out in a quiet whisper. “Can we just continue this inside?” Leonard asks, and Jim raises his eyebrow. “Inside, really? You’re that into me, huh?” “Shut up,” Leonard laughs, “my neck hurts from being turned like this. There’s plenty of positions inside that are much more comfortable,” Leonard replies, and Jim glances at him for just a second, before nodding. “Yeah,” he says, his hand on Leonard’s thigh, “different positions work for me.”
An AU where Endless Summer is an incredibly popular TV series and the gang are the actors
Taylor (MC) telling about how hard auditions were since all those talented guys and gals auditioned simultaneously
Jake having short hair when they’re not shooting episodes and that devastating fans and interviewers
Sean and Jake ruining interviews with how much they laugh together
Estela being the softest bean IRL and lifting up her dresses on red carpets and running off of them to take pics and hug fans
During a group interview during a late night show they’re asked who’s the funny one in the group and everyone points at Aleister which leaves the audience and the host SHOOKETH
Grace and Aleister actually dating IRL
Zahra is actually kind and shy and likes fan edits on instagram and tumblr constantly
“That’s cause you’re not VIP, dummy… unless it stands for… Vomiting… Idiot… Poohead” that line was improvised by Zahra, Taylor and Craig barely suppressed themselves from laughing because of the randomness
Quinn bringing coffee on set for everyone cuz she’s the mom™ of the group
Lila constantly taking and posting selfies from the set which results in fans finding spoilers in the background and forming theories
Zahra and Craig constantly flirting on twitter
Sean loves reading fanfiction
Michelle has a YouTube channel where she posts vlogs and challenges with the other cast members
Taylor confirming everyone’s headcanons during meet and greets even when some contradict the others
Michelle and Sean and Aleister snapping at a racist comment made by someone towards Grace during a panel
Raj rapping about the characters during a interview
Diego is not allowed on interviews often because he spoils the story and during an interview on a red carpet Quinn comes up from behind putting a hand over his mouth and pulling him away to prevent spoilers
Seraxa, Varyyn and Uqzhaal appearing without makeup and being all casual
Craig posing for the paparazzi
Interviewer: Who is your favorite character? Craig: Rourke. I think he’s a very multi layered character with a heart of gold, he’s the real hero. *Michelle, Zahra and Aleister each pull out a 20$ bill and give it to him* Michelle: dammit he actually said it.
Rourke entering a panel and the crowd low-key booing him. Aleister puts his head jokingly on his shoulder “Why do they hate you, dad?” Rourke, patting his head “I don’t know, son…” and the crowd goes wild with laughter.
Estela doing her own stunts
!!! The entire gang being wholesome with one another and being best friends !!!