they dated guys

This one person on Twitter named @eggsysbucky is having a field day explaining how Z is basically using the exact same tactics to hide a very probable relationship w/ Tom that she used to deny dating Trevor for four years. The use of 👧🏽👦🏻👦🏾 as shorthand for Z, Tom, and Trev is probs my fave part, but the gif usage is also A+! That thread is a pretty good way to gain perspective on why lots of people believe Tomdaya is as real and undercover as Zevor was. You can read it here. 👍🏽

WH characters

Elias: Angry kid

Luca: Cool kid

Yukiya: Quiet kid

Klaus: Sadistic kid

Randy: Candy kid

Azusa: Psycho kid

Joel: Singing kid

Vincent: Friendly kid

Leon: Doesn’t have the mental capacity to be anything but confused kid

Cerim: Sophisticated kid

Guy: Happy kid

Glenn: Calm kid

Leslie: Fashionable kid

Sigurd: Bratty kid


OMFG so I’m sorry for the weird format but this was too long to post them all separately and still be on the same post. Can you believe this guy?! . . . Lol So glad he’s here to tell us feable and naive females what we want since our underdeveloped brain couldn’t possibly know!! It’s definitely all the females fault that this guy is single I’m sure, because he hasn’t told us we want him yet!! this guy is 100% red pill Reddit “incel” 😐 it’s absolutely ridiculous. . . . Guys come on, this has to be one of the most ridiculous profiles ever. Even more so than the other essay man I’ve posted here. @yes 🙄🙄🙄 @fedupwithcupid @feralwomanscreaming @straightwhiteboystexting @shitmensaytome @shitmensendme @weirdosofokcupid @whiteboystextingme @doms-of-okcupid @okcreepsters @okstupidd

2½ minutes

“Since when did I become Kakashi-sensei’s delivery girl?” Sakura murmurs as she stares at the scroll in her lap. She had only dropped by this seaside town to pick up a special order of medicinal herbs but when Kakashi had heard of her trip out, he had unloaded some packages on her to deliver. 

Sakura sighs as she stares out at the glittering blue sea before her. Whoever was supposed to meet her there was already more than half an hour late. She hears a slight movement behind her as someone clears their throat. 

“You’re late,” Sakura states. “I’ve been waiting for—” her words cut off as she sees who it is. “S-sasuke-kun?”

“Sakura.” He winces slightly as he makes his way around the bench where she was sitting. 

“You’re injured!” Sakura exclaims as her eyes scan his body for the injury.

“I’m fine,” he insists as he tugs his cloak closer around his body but Sakura was not one to be fooled by his words. She ignores his protests as she lifts up the cloak and sees a bloodstain forming near his abdominal area. 

“Is this why you were late?”

He doesn’t respond but she takes his silence as a yes. Slowly, she reaches her hand out as a soft glowing light emits from her hand as she begins to heal up his wound. 

“What happened?” she asks, her voice soft but filled with worry. 

“I tripped on the ground,” he answers.

Sakura couldn’t help but crack a slight smile at his joke, however bad it may be. She pulls out the scroll from behind her. “Kakashi-sensei sent this for you.”

Sasuke nods as he takes the scroll and opens it up to look at the contents.

“What does it say?” Sakura asks.

Sasuke doesn’t reply as he rolls the scroll back up. “Can you pass a message along back to Kakashi?”

“What is it?”

“I do.”

Sakura looks up at him quizzically but nods. “Okay, I’ll tell him that.”

Sasuke looks down at his wound as he sees that it has now disappeared as if it was never there to begin with. “Thank you.”

“How long can you stay here?” she asks.

“I have to go now. It takes another half a day to get to the next place.”

Sakura nods as she watches Sasuke stand up to go. He turns around one last time to give her a soft gaze. “I’m glad I got to see you even for just a little bit.”

She smiles back at him. “Me too.” 

Then he was gone in a blink.

“Sensei, you knew and didn’t tell me?”

Kakashi turns around in his seat as he sees his former student staring down at him. He smiles. “Yo, you came back faster than expected.”

“Sasuke-kun couldn’t stay long.”

Kakashi shakes his head. “A pity.”

“He wanted to pass a message along to you. He said ‘I do’.”

Kakashi grins. “Thank you, Sakura.”

“That’s it? You’re not going to tell me more?” Sakura questions.

“It’s top secret,” Kakashi states as he says nothing more but the grin never leaves his face.

Sasuke leans back against a tree as he unrolls the scroll and looks at it again for a second time. 

Sasuke, here is the medicine you’ve requested. Hope you like it. 


Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

so I’ve recently become a father and I’m very much enjoying it! 

I really didn’t think I’d end up loving this particular dad so much but it turns out he’s a massive nerd with a knack for history and who am I, if not a weak gay who loves nerds with pretty hair who love history