they could've had it all man

thats-so-relatable-tho  asked:

look I love Jake I feel he got so much undeserved hate, but then i think about how we could've 17 year old Hayden playing Anakin since TPM and i feel all kinds of stuff lmao

oh man…………that really would’ve been something

tpm filmed in 1997 and you know what hayden was doing in 1997? being in two episodes of goosebumps and looking like a 12 year old they really could’ve had anakin be 12 and have 1997 hayden play him even tho he was actually 16/17

Nuka World: Companions We Could've Had
  • Oswald: the glowing ghoul magician
  • Cito: the wild man raised by gorillas
  • Dixie: the bloodthirsty girl from the Disciples
  • Lizzie: the mastermind inventor from the Operators
  • Who we got: Eyepatch McMohawk Porter Gage who saw his family got hurt and thought it was a good idea to be a raider at age 12
Robin!Steph: Enough

“No.”

Bruce narrowed his eyes at Stephanie. It was their fifth night out together, and they still couldn’t figure out how to work with each other. But… this was new. This was the first time she refused him like this. Like he was wrong, and she had statistics to back it up.

“No?”

“No. You walk through that door and I’m not gunna be here waitin’ for you to come back out. I will not be left behind because you think I’ll hold you back-”

“You aren’t yet skilled enou-”

“Stop.” She cut him off, took a deep breath.

“I get that I’m not Tim,” he held back a wince, and Stephanie pushed on, eyeing him like she knew he’d done it. “But you don’t get to devalue me ‘cause I’m not someone else. Because it’s never been like that. I’m not meant to be my predecessor, right? Because Robins aren’t replaceable. I’m not supposed to be Tim’s Robin. I’m meant to change Robin to fit me.”

Stephanie was staring at him now. Intensely, straight on, like she was putting every ounce of emotion she had into her words. All of the pain, the anger, the longing and the the insecurity, but mostly the limitless determination.

Bruce thought she probably was.

“I’m not Tim’s replacement. I’m me. And you can’t leave me out here. Got that, Bats?”

She forced him to meet her eyes, and neither of them spoke for a minute.

“Got it?”

He looked at her, took everything in, and nodded. “Come on, Robin.”

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The types as thoughts I had while I was on my walk
  • ((I got lost for like 2 hours in my own neighborhood it was a mess but totally worth it))
  • ENFP: If i die out here, at least I'll be wearing my favorite pants.......but damn it they're going to get grass stains if I fall over.... god damn it..... I have to keep walking.....
  • INFP: That article we had to read for our Walking For Wellness final was wrong. I've been walking for hours and I feel even worse. Fuck you science.
  • ENTP: We're all just beings with potential. Like, right now, I have the potential to meet the love of my life, have a prosperous career, be a success story.....but eventually I'm either going to fulfill that potential or lose it and I have no control over that. Shit man when I die I hope I still have more potential than just firewood.....I want to have been someone but still be someone....you know? Why do I say you know when I'm internally monologue-ing? it's almost as if I have this idea that there's a constant audience......maybe there is...........eyes are everywhere man......
  • INTP: What exactly is the typical distance required for the doppler effect to work? Like...I could've swore that car was playing Chandelier by Sia but Sia had a baritone vocal range...that can't be....i was only like 20 feet away... was it a cover or am I just not up to date on pop music?
  • ESFP: *just the lyrics to Bye Bye Bye over and over again*
  • ISFP: I should delete my facebook...then I wouldn't be so stressed out all the time.....but then again what would i do with all of my shitposts.....
  • ESTP: Man this is like the third street I've ran across....like I'm sure if I waited the cars would probably clear out but I kind of like scaring the shit out of people. Plus I'm wearing white pants. They're like a fucking beacon in the fucking night. Maybe they think I'm like a banshee or something, like in that one Nancy Drew Computer game that scared the actual living shit out of me as a kid....
  • ISTP: *to internal monologue* just a sec, i gotta check under that park bench for some reason.....k what were u saying...
  • ESTJ: If i die the last text message I sent is going to be a combination of emojis that don't go together....my legacy
  • ISTJ: It's times like these I could potentially get murdered. Especially by that guy over there.....nah wait we're by a church. He wouldn't fucking dare. God is in our presence. I am both disappointed and appreciative of the fact that this bearded man with the cigarette is not going to kill me and I don't know how to feel about that feeling.
  • ESFJ: I'm gonna flirt with that guy in the donut store...maybe he'll buy me a donut......................................... never mind.....that was a shit idea and i know it......
  • ISFJ: Here I am again. At the Huge-Ass Spire That Serves No Purpose other than helping lost and confused boys like me find their way home. I think the only thing different about this situation is that I'M the one who's lost and I'm walking...maybe it's a rite of passage as a boy. To get lost in your own neighborhood and have to use the Spire as a guiding beacon. Jeez dude speaking of boys, they are the absolute Worst. I hate them.
  • ENTJ: 4 different people I know just offered to pick me up and give me a safe ride home but I'm gonna stick with it to the end and walk another 4 miles in pitch blackness. I'm an adult!(sorta) NO BABY STUFF.
  • INTJ: All of you fuckers need a lesson on how to properly mulch your fucking trees. Fuck you and your fucking mulch volcanos. Suffocating the fucking environment you fucks.
  • ENFJ: ....I wonder how many people blocked me on facebook
  • INFJ: Is this a personal crisis? Is this what a personal crisis is like? Why isn't anyone trying to stop me?...end this constant walking......is this what my life has become? This neverending walk towards NOTHiNG?
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: The thing that still bugs me about legend of Korra is they completely ignored sokka and suki??? Like they were both members of team avatar and we saw nothing of suki's impact in the world, and only a brief flashback of sokka in s1 and a mention of how he passed away and it was just left it at that. They didn't even go into sokka at all for the red lotus arc even though he played a major role in taking them down when korra was a child. We didn't hear anything of their families or adult lives, or even glimpse or mention the kyoshi warriors.Like watching the show it seemed like the only members of team avatar that truly mattered were zuko, toph, aang and katara...
pick up lines sentence starter
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9: 15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • Wow! Are those real?
  • I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
  • if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
  • You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • On The Phone
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Imagine, though, if Tony had recruited Kamala Khan instead of Peter Parker.

Taking selfies with everyone on both sides, asking Cap for his autograph in the middle of the fight, asking Rhody if he knows Captain Marvel because Air Force, right?

And then, when Ant-Man goes giant, she says “I can do that too!”

So you get giant-size Ant-Man and giant-size Ms. Marvel, like, swinging airplanes at each other while geeking out about the fact that they can both embiggen.

anonymous asked:

I'd like to think that when Rowling dropped that Hermione could've been with Harry, a shift happened in the Potter Universe and Hermione wakes up next to Harry, with a different ring on her finger. And when Harry wakes up, he freaks out because he's been snuggling Hermione all this time when he thought it was Ginny and it had felt SO right. They talk, wondering why the pictures on the walls show them married to each other and why the child in the other room has the unruliest bushy black hair.

Oh man, don’t we all wish, lol. I’d like to imagine that all this time, the Hinny and Ronmione version was just Rita Skeeter’s doing or something, lol. 

Thanks for sharing! I was trying not to giggle when I was reading this on the train. :)

r-2-c-c  asked:

If Wanda wanted kids so bad, she could've avoided all this drama and adopted

Sure, but it wasn’t exactly her idea. It was Vision’s.

VISION: I do understand, Wanda! Under normal circumstances, a synthetic man and human woman — even a mutant human — could not produce children! But the Scarlet Witch can change normal circumstances—!

WANDA: Whoa! Stop! That’s a clever idea, but one thing way beyond my power is creating life! I want a baby! I do! But for us it would mean adoption! We— Vision? Are you paying attention?

Vision & the Scarlet Witch Vol 2 #3 by Steve Englehart & Richard Howell

Wanda says that she had wanted to suggest using her powers to make a child before, but honestly, the magical pregnancy stuff is more about Vision than it is about Wanda, at least while the children are alive. It is Vision, not Wanda, who can’t have children (despite some terrible wording in later comics), and it is Vision for whom them being biologically related is more significant.

Vision says adoption is “a fine option,” but what he really wants is a biological child. This goes back to Vision’s insecurity over his own personhood. After their children are born, he views them as the ultimate proof that he is definitely, for real just as human as everybody else. He has helped make life, and make no mistake, they are his kids. Of course, everything is used as proof Vision is just as human as everybody else. His crying, his love for Wanda, Wanda’s love for him… It’s all proof, and it gets mentioned over and over. This is his main theme as a character, and the fact that he was able to be part in creating life was huge for him before it was undone.

There had been a lot of fretting over the possibility of Wanda and Vision having children, including a scene where Carol lectures Wanda on why she shouldn’t (as part of the lead up to Carol’s own unfortunate pregnancy). Wanda seemed conflicted about the issue, rather than desperate to have children, and wondered if she only felt the desire to have a child because it was impossible for her and Vision to have one together.

After Wanda’s children were revealed to be pieces of Mephisto’s soul, there was what basically amounts to a retcon where suddenly the thinking about Wanda and Vision’s children shifts from “this is so great for Vision because it proves he’s a real person” to “these kids were born from Wanda’s desire to have children.” Bendis then made this 1000 times worse by erasing Vision from the story completely, describing it in a way that made some people think Wanda can’t have children, and saying they were hallucinations rather than tricks from a demon. And just generally making it seem like she was way more obsessed with having children than she actually was.

Was it a good idea for her to create children with magic? No. I’m not going to sit here and defend it. Wanda’s powers are dangerous, and she shouldn’t have used them on her own body like that. (It is HER body though so she was more than free to do it, even if it wasn’t a safe plan.) But this was not a scenario where she did it unconsciously or out of some terrible desperation or because she is nothing but a sexist stereotype.

anonymous asked:

OMG when did simon and isabelle marry? I'm just... so mad rn. They all get to grow old together, but obv not Magnus. Ugh. Wait till cc pulls a mortality rune given by the angel out of her ass lol. Deus ex machina solve everything a bad writer can't.

in the very end of Lady Midnight their engagement party is mentioned 

besides the fact that cc gave all her straight main couples happy endings then sent away one of her two lgb couples into exile and deprived the other of their happy ending, what also makes me mad is that in the last book (spoiler) Simon stopped being a downwordler AND became a shadowhunter so that Sizzy can marry in gold

whereas Alec and Magnus don’t get to marry at all because Magnus wants Alec to have nothing less than a ceremony in gold and they can’t have that because Magnus is a downworlder 

anonymous asked:

Did Misha's sex hair pics happened before or after his lunch with Jensen? I can think of a few ways he could've ended up that way like idk the salt shaker falling ACCIDENTLY so he had to look for it under the table, and man that thing sure kept rolling away from his grasp bc it took him almost 5 whole minutes to sit up. And wow it must have been quite the struggle too bc his hair SOMEHOW was all over the place after that. And oh silly him he forgot to pick up the salt now he has to go down again

OH MY GOD

anonymous asked:

did you notice how zen loves MC in other routes as well? during phonecalls? in yoosung's when he said he should've realised earlier? and this one makes my heart wrench - on the last day of seven's route, he calls and when MC says that she's happy because she's with her man, he replies that he could've made her happy too...

I was going to let this sit in my inbox until I had gathered all of the information I wanted to write an complete answer to this, but frankly, I’ve been pretty busy as of late so ‘later’ might be ‘never’ if I wait too long :P So here’s my abridged opinion (though it’s still kinda lengthy so it’s under the cut):

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anonymous asked:

So you visited to the Kentway Mansion in London. What do you know about the Kentway family and their Assassin-Templar history?

“Oi! i do love me some good history into the Assassins and their bloodline. The Keyways are an inspiring and sad one at that! Mentor Kenway, such a free spirited man always looking for adventure and ready for anything that came along! I find his story pre-Haytham and Jenny Kenway full of action and drama, worth investigating if you don’t know about him.”

“…Until his death came along by Templars. Reginald Birch, who took his son under his wing and sent Jenny away to be sold, and is responsible for London being under Templar grasp for for so long. Master Haytham, despite being a Templar, did seek stability for both Orders. He had a son! Such a respectable man, Connor!”

[squeal]

“Master Connor Kenway is the sheer meaning of determination, gentle and courage. While reading about him I couldn’t help but feel pride knowing that he was once an Assassin and offered so much– reconstructed the American Brotherhood and made it better. You shall all read more about this, it is all valuable information.”