they canceled all my babies

  • me: man it's a bit pathetic how everyone freaks out the second zankie interacts like if a favorite or hi on twitter means they are getting married chill fandom
  • zankie: *says hi to each other*
  • me: OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY... FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT?? DID YOU SEE THAT
  • me: CANCEL ALL MY PLANS. THE WEDDING IS HAPPENING. THEY ARE ADOPTING TINY BABIES. I NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON ZANKIE FOREVER
  • me: I CAN BELIEVE HOW THEY ARE DECLARING THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. OH MY FUCKING GOD. GUYS. GUYS
  • me: ZANKIE OMG
  • everyone:
  • me:
  • everyone: