Avengers Chatroom: The Other Quicksilver
Requested by the amazing @m-maximoffs
Pairings: Some Peter Maximoff x f!reader
Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)
Clint has created a chatroom.
Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.
Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?
Tony: It was okay.
Steve: I enjoyed it.
Pietro: It was terrible.
Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!
Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!
Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?
Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.
Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!
Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Steve: Can you two behave?!
Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!
Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.
Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?
Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.
Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!
Pietro: I am right here, you know?!
Y/N: He has the cutest smile!
Y/N: and his hair is so
Y/N: i cant
Nat: She’s broken.
Y/N: He’s just so adorable!
Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!
Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.
Pietro: Your point?
Clint: And you…
Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.
Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.
Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?
Y/N: It’s for science.
Steve: I am surrounded by children.
Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: Has anyone seen my father?
Y/N: You live with your aunt…
Peter: No I live with my mum.
Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.
Nat: Really, Clint?
Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.
Peter: I believe so.
Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!
Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”
Pietro: IT’S YOU!
Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?
Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?
Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.
Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!
Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!
Peter: Oh you were eating that?
Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.
Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!
Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!
Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?
Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!
Peter: I like her! <3
Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!
Y/N: Please Steve!
Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?
Peter: Catch me if you can!
Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!
Magneto has joined the chat.
Peter: Hey dad!
Magneto has left the chat.
Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.
Tony: Who’s the freak outside?
Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?
Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!
Tony has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda: I am so confused!
Wade has joined the chat.
Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.
Y/N: You mean drugs?
Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?
Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST
Y/N: I mean
Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter has left the chat.
Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.
Pietro has left the chat.
Wanda: Oh my god.
Wanda has left the chat.
Clint: Nat your hair is different.
Nat: No it’s not.
Clint: I can see you right now.
Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.
Clint: Then who is?
Clint has left the chat.
Nat has left the chat.
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?
Thor: It is quite large.
Thor: Like a man…
Thor: THAT IS NO DOG!
Thor has left the chat.